Line #81 Quotes/CaptainCrash


1	->''"If I were John, I would just not go '''anywhere''' near a helicopter. Like, ever again. Because '''two''' helicopter crashes...within, like, a '''day'''...'''is''' a bit much. It's--it's a--it's enough to put you off. So, just...you might wanna take, uhh, a look at yourself, and...consider that you're not good...at making life choices."''
2	-->-- '''{{WebVideo/MikeJ}}''' on ''Film/TerminatorSalvation''
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4	->''"Launchpad, can't you even ride a camel without crashing it?"''
5	-->-- '''Scrooge [=McDuck=]''', ''WesternAnimation/DuckTalesTheMovieTreasureOfTheLostLamp''
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7	->'''Launchpad:''' When we crash, we can use these flotation devices!\
8	'''Mrs. Beakley:''' ''When'' we crash?
9	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/DuckTales2017'', "The Last Crash of the Sunchaser!"
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11	->'''Donald:''' Launchpad, can you crash into the Money Bin?\
12	''[everyone--[[ActuallyPrettyFunny including Launchpad]]--laughs]''\
13	'''Donald:''' ''[smiling]'' Alright, alright...
14	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/DuckTales2017'', "The Shadow War!"
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16	->''"Anakin, did you get shot down '''again'''?"''
17	-->-- '''Obi-Wan Kenobi''', ''WesternAnimation/StarWarsTheCloneWars''
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19	->''"How come every time you fly, we crash?"''
20	-->-- '''Ahsoka Tano''' (to Anakin Skywalker [again]), ''WesternAnimation/StarWarsTheCloneWars''
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22	->''"Another happy landing."''
23	-->-- '''Obi-Wan Kenobi''', ''Film/RevengeOfTheSith'', after he and Anakin crash-land half a ship
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25	->'''Gaius''': Where is the pilot?\
26	'''Calli''': I'm the pilot. What? You don't trust me?\
27	'''Gaius''': They used to call you Crash Carmel.\
28	'''Calli''': They still do.\
29	'''Gaius''': Is there a reason for that?\
30	'''Calli''': I wrinkled a couple of ships. There was some shooting and fire involved.
31	-->-- ''Literature/TourOfTheMerrimack: Strength and Honor''
32
33	->''"That's '''two''' times you've wrecked today. I'd call you '[[VideoGame/CrashBandicoot Crash]]', [[TakeThat but that's just silly]]."''
34	-->-- '''Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog''', ''[[ComicBook/SonicX Sonic X Comic Issue 21]]''
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36	->'''WRN Chasen''': The Dock Patrol report HMS Troutbridge has arrived, sir.\
37	'''Cmmdr Povey''': Yes, I heard the bang from here.
38	-->-- ''Radio/TheNavyLark''
39
40	->''"Killboy. 35 missions flown, 35 replacement fighta-bommerz an' 35 [[WeCanRebuildHim major bionik surgery proceedures]]. '''67 [[RammingAlwaysWorks konfirmed kills]]''', includin' 43 actually belongin' to the enemy..."''
41	-->-- '''Gimzod''', ''ComicBook/DeffSkwadron''
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43	->'''Joseph:''' This will be my third crash landing! You ever know someone who's crash landed three times?\
44	'''Jotaro:''' ... I'm never flying with you again.
45	-->-- ''Manga/JojosBizarreAdventureStardustCrusaders''
46
47	->'''Jotaro:''' Gramps....\
48	'''Joseph:''' You're such a worrywart, nothing to-\
49	(The plane goes off-balance.)\
50	'''Joseph:''' AH, went off balance.\
51	(Everyone on the plane experiences some turbulence.)\
52	'''Everyone:''' Uwaghhh!\
53	'''Narrator:''' Both Polnareff and Kakyoin were pulled into a relaxing slumber from that momentary plummet.\
54	(Kakyoin and Polnareff fall asleep.)
55	-->-- ''WebVideo/VaguelyRecallingJoJo''
56
57	->"''That's the last time I'm letting you fly our ship!!''"
58	-->-- '''Donald Duck''', following a meteor ramming caused by '''Sora''' - ''Manga/KingdomHeartsI''
59
60	->'''Adammit''': Son! Thank God you're back!\
61	'''Apalling''': Yes, Father... I am! Do you worry, sir, because I'm your only son?\
62	'''Adammit''': No, I worry because we're running out of Viper Fighters! You and your buddies smash one or two of them up every time you go out on a mission!
63	-->-- ''Magazine/{{MAD}}'' #208, "Cattlecar Galaxica"
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65	->'''Jason''': What went wrong?\
66	'''Fidgel''': Wrong? That was a pretty good one! Spot on!\
67	'''Jason''': It -- it felt like the landing gear broke off!
68	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/ThreeTwoOnePenguins'', "Trouble on Planet Wait-Your-Turn"
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70	->''"The bulldozer is broken. Must be Leon's handiwork."''
71	-->-- '''Ada Wong''', ''VideoGame/ResidentEvil4''
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73	->''"I got the perfect plan. [[DynamicEntry ♫This is]] [[RammingAlwaysWorks the greatest]] ''[[YetAnotherStupidDeath plaaaaaaan!!♫]]''"'' \
74	(Charles rushes at the Wall's complex with his helicopter)
75	-->-- '''Charles''', ''[[VideoGame/HenryStickminSeries Fleeing the Complex]]''
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77	->''"You know what? Naw. This calls for some bold action. [[DynamicEntry ♫I'm the]] [[RammingAlwaysWorks bold action]] ''MAAAAN!!♫''"'' \
78	(Charles rushes at the Toppat's satellite with his spaceship)
79	-->-- '''Charles''', ''[[VideoGame/HenryStickminSeries Completing the Mission]]''
80
81	->'''Sarge''': There they are! Land right next to them!\
82	'''Grif''': Right... land.\
83	'''Sarge''': You DO know how to land this vehicle, don't you?\
84	'''Grif''': Sure. That just means 'stop flying', right?\
85	'''Sarge''': Brace for impact!
86	-->-- ''WebAnimation/RedVsBlue'', "Revelation", Chapter 19
87
88	-> ''"But I'm not the superstitious type. [[TemptingFate Nothing could go wrong]] on [[ThirteenIsUnlucky Friday the 13th]] of January 2012, on the 100th year anniversary of the [[UsefulNotes/RMSTitanic Titanic]], on a ship that's also only safety-rated for two compartment floodings. Especially not when you have a five-star, max-level captain like Francesco Schettino, a man who mysteriously [[ThePeterPrinciple rose from Head of Security to the position of Captain]] within just a couple of years. He knows '''exactly''' what to do in case of an emergency! For example, when he caused '''this''' emergency in 2008, when he crashed into a port in Sicily. And in 2010, in Warnemunde, Germany, when he was steering a different ship and came into port too fast and caused '''another''' collision."''
89	-->-- '''WebVideo/InternetHistorian''', ''"The Cost of Concordia"''
90
91	->'''Giovanni''': ''How'' did you manage to live up to your name in the TEN MINUTES I was gone?!\
92	'''Fred[=/=]Car Crash''': I don't know, man! It's not my fault!\
93	'''Giovanni''': Dude, you've crashed ''five cars'' in the same year? I think ''you're'' the common denominator at that point!\
94	'''Fred[=/=]Car Crash''': ''(whining)'' THE ROAD WAS WIGGLY!!
95	-->-- ''WebAnimation/EpithetErased''
96
97	->''Laser beam takes out an engine''\
98	'''Action Scientist:''' Why does this happen ''every'' time you're at the stick?\
99	'''Robo:''' Shut up, shut up, shut ''up''!
100	-->-- ''ComicBook/AtomicRobo''
101
102	->'''Henry Jones Sr''': I didn't know you could fly a plane\
103	'''Indiana Jones''': Fly, yes. Land, no !
104	-->-- ''Film/IndianaJonesAndTheLastCrusade''
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