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Quotes: Captain Crash
"Launchpad, can't you even ride a camel without crashing it?"
Scrooge McDuck, DuckTales the Movie: Treasure of the Lost Lamp

"Anakin, did you get shot down again?"
Obi Wan, Star Wars: The Clone Wars

Gaius: Where is the pilot?
Calli: I'm the pilot. What? You don't trust me?
Gaius: They used to call you Crash Carmel.
Calli: They still do.
Gaius: Is there a reason for that?
Calli: I wrinkled a couple of ships. There was some shooting and fire involved.
Tour of the Merrimack: Strength and Honor

"That's two times you've wrecked today. I'd call you 'Crash', but that's just silly."

WRN Chasen:The Dock Patrol report HMS Troutbridge has arrived sir.
Cmmdr Povey:Yes, I heard the bang from here.

"Killboy. 35 missions flown, 35 replacement fighta-bommerz an' 35 major bionik surgery proceedures. 67 konfirmed kills, includin' 43 actually belongin' to the enemy..."
Gimzod, Deff Skwadron

Joseph: This will be my third crash landing! You ever know someone who's crash landed three times?
Jotaro: ... I'm never flying with you again.

Jotaro: Gramps....
Joseph: You're such a worrywart, nothing to-
(The plane goes off-balance.)
Joseph: AH, went off balance.
(Everyone on the plane experiences some turbulence.)
Everyone: Uwaghhh!
Narrator: Both Polnareff and Kakyoin were pulled into a relaxing slumber from that momentary plummet.
(Kakyoin and Polnareff fall asleep.)

"That's the last time I'm letting you fly our ship!!"
Donald Duck, following a meteor ramming caused by Sora - Kingdom Hearts I

Adammit: Son! Thank God you're back!
Apalling: Yes, Father... I am! Do you worry, sir, because I'm your only son?
Adammit: No, I worry because we're running out of Viper Fighters! You and your buddies smash one or two of them up every time you go out on a mission!
MAD #208, "Cattlecar Galaxica"

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