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"Launchpad, can't you even ride a camel without crashing it?"
— Scrooge McDuck, DuckTales the Movie: Treasure of the Lost Lamp
Gaius: Where is the pilot?
Calli: I'm the pilot. What? You don't trust me?
Gaius: They used to call you Crash Carmel.
Calli: They still do.
Gaius: Is there a reason for that?
Calli: I wrinkled a couple of ships. There was some shooting and fire involved.
—Tour of the Merrimack: Strength and Honor
"That's two times you've wrecked today. I'd call you 'Crash', but that's just silly."
WRN Chasen:The Dock Patrol report HMS Troutbridge has arrived sir.
Cmmdr Povey:Yes, I heard the bang from here.
"Killboy. 35 missions flown, 35 replacement fighta-bommerz an' 35 major bionik surgery proceedures. 67 konfirmed kills, includin' 43 actually belongin' to the enemy..."
— Gimzod, Deff Skwadron
Joseph: This will be my third crash landing! You ever know someone who's crash landed three times?
Jotaro: ... I'm never flying with you again.
Joseph: You're such a worrywart, nothing to-
(The plane goes off-balance.)
Joseph: AH, went off balance.
(Everyone on the plane experiences some turbulence.)
Narrator: Both Polnareff and Kakyoin were pulled into a relaxing slumber from that momentary plummet.
(Kakyoin and Polnareff fall asleep.)
"That's the last time I'm letting you fly our ship!!"
—Donald Duck, following a meteor ramming caused by Sora - Kingdom Hearts I
Adammit: Son! Thank God you're back!
Apalling: Yes, Father... I am! Do you worry, sir, because I'm your only son?
Adammit: No, I worry because we're running out of Viper Fighters! You and your buddies smash one or two of them up every time you go out on a mission!
— MAD #208, "Cattlecar Galaxica"