Line #19 Quotes/CantYouReadTheSign


1	->''"I think this is a docking station!"''
2	-->-- '''Wheatley''', referring to a wall that reads "DOCKING STATION - 500M DOWN", ''Videogame/Portal2''
3
4	->''"Now WHY would you go and [[SelfDestructMechanism do something like THAT]]?! Didn't you see the SIGN that said DO NOT PUSH [[BigRedButton THAT BUTTON]]?!"''
5	-->-- '''Mimiron''', ''VideoGame/WorldOfWarcraft''
6
7	->'''Fat Hawaiian Man:''' Oh, you didn't throw any pineapples in the volcano, didja?
8	->'''Skinny Hawaiian Man:''' There are signs ''everywhere''!
9	-->-- ''[[WesternAnimation/TotalDrama Total Drama World Tour]]'', "[[Recap/TotalDramaHawaiianPunch Hawaiian Punch]]"
10
11	->''"HEY, SISTER, CAN'T YOU READ?!?"''
12	-->-- '''Zoo Monkey''', "[[WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes A Day At The Zoo]]"
13
14	->''"Mate, you have to stop! Understand this sign?! It means stop!"''
15	-->-- '''Traffic Controller''', ''[[Series/SwiftandShiftCouriers Swift and Shift Couriers]]''
16
17	->'''Tom:''' Are you open?\
18	'''Squidward:''' ''Read the sign.''\
19	'''Tom:''' I'll have a Krabby Patty Deluxe, and a double chili kelp fries.\
20	'''Squidward:''' No, you won't! I can't hang out here all night! I've got a life!\
21	'''Tom:''' Well, fine, if you don't want my money!\
22	'''Mr. Krabs:''' [[MoneyFetish MONEY?!]] ''(drops into the scene, crushing Squidward)'' You mean, if we stayed open later, you'd give us your money?\
23	'''Tom:''' Sure!\
24	'''Mr. Krabs:''' Mr. Squidward... ''(tears up the sign)'' Welcome to the night shift.
25	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants'', "Graveyard Shift"
26
27	->''No dogs allowed\
28	You're not our crowd\
29	Obey the signs\
30	And boundary lines\
31	You're out of place\
32	You bark and chase\
33	You're not our crowd\
34	No dogs allowed!''
35	-->-- '''Creator/ThurlRavenscroft''', "No Dogs Allowed", ''WesternAnimation/SnoopyComeHome''
36
37	->''"That sign can't stop me, because I can't read!"''
38	-->-- '''D.W. Read''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Arthur}}''
39
40	->''"Blatantly ignoring the 'High Voltage' signs on the fence, you walk right up, grab the wires, and attempt to climb the fence."''
41	-->-- '''Narrator''', ''VideoGame/LeisureSuitLarry6ShapeUpOrSlipOut''
42
43	->''"Woah, woah, woah. Read the sign, honey. ''(Girl looks at him)'' [[LampshadeHanging Sorry, I don't make the rules]]. ''(Girl takes off her bikini top much to the pleasure of onlookers)''
44	-->-- '''Costa''', ''Film/ProjectX2012''
45
46	->''"Damn, fatso didn't even read the 'do not touch' sign..." says Tori, her disdainful voice making your wobbling cheeks burn.''
47	-->-- ''Weeb's Wonka Game''
48
49	->''You notice, though Victoria seemingly does not, a sign on each and every nest that reads -- 'DO NOT TOUCH'. Why say something now, though?''
50	->''(later)''
51	->''"Yes, well, the 'do not touch' sign applied to both the geese and the eggs, and you've managed to defy both, so..." You swear you see a hint of a smile at the corner of Wonka's mouth. "I can't be held responsible for what happens next."''
52	-->-- ''Weeb's Wonka Game''
53
54	->''Well, if two was fine, then three should be okay, right...? The sign's just probably warning you about getting fat, that's all. Everything in here seems just unbelievably calorie-dense... but you're still thin enough to continue. At least, that's what you think as you reach for a third hunk of dough to cram into your greedy gullet.''
55	->''"Oh, no no no! Did you not read the sign, my dear guest?" Suddenly, Wonka is beside you, and he is shaking his head in a way that makes your stomach suddenly drop. Or... well, your stomach is doing ''something'', anyway.''
56	->''You mumble out an apology, still absentmindedly munching on the mouthful of dough. It just... tasted really good. You try to tell him that you already know about the weight gain, and it's really not that big of a...''
57	->''[[{{Facepalm}} The chocolatier slaps his forehead in frustration]], right in the middle of your talking.''
58	-->-- ''Weeb's Wonka Game''
59
60	->''Can't you read?\
61	Can't you see?\
62	This is private property!\
63	Aren't the signs\
64	Plain and clear?\
65	No one is allowed in here!''
66	-->-- Opening lines for "This is the Forest of No Return", sung by the trees in Walt Disney's ''Theatre/BabesInToyland''

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