Quotes / Can't You Read the Sign?

"I think this is a docking station!"
Wheatley, referring to a wall that reads "DOCKING STATION - 500M DOWN", Portal 2

"Now WHY would you go and do something like THAT?! Didn't you see the SIGN that said DO NOT PUSH THAT BUTTON?!"
Mimiron, World of Warcraft

"Oh no! Did you throw pineapples into the volcano? No, no, no, no! Did you not see the sign?"
Hawaiian Man, Total Drama World Tour, "Hawaiian Punch"

Zoo Monkey: HEY, SISTER, CAN'T YOU READ?!?

"Mate you have to stop! Understand this sign?! It means Stop!"
Traffic Controller, Swift and Shift Couriers

Customer: Is this place open.
Squidward: Read the sign.
Customer: I'll have a Krabby Patty Deluxe and a double-chili kelp fries.
Squidward: No, you won't! I can't hang out here all night, I've got a life!
Customer: Well, fine, if you don't want my money!
Mr. Krabs: MONEY?! (drops into the scene, crushing Squidward) You mean, if we stayed open later, you'd give us your money?
Customer: Sure!
Mr. Krabs: Mr. Squidward, welcome to the night shift.
SpongeBob SquarePants, "Graveyard Shift"

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