| 1 | ->'''Gumshoe:''' Any real detective would look at his bandana!\ |
| 2 | '''Judge:''' Mmm, banana.\ |
| 3 | '''Edgeworth:''' That's ''bandana'', Your Honor.\ |
| 4 | '''Judge:''' Right, his banana-scented bandana. |
| 5 | -->-- ''Franchise/AceAttorney'' |
| 6 | |
| 7 | ->''"These are clothing that will look good in airports, restaurants, and airport restaurants."'' |
| 8 | -->-- '''Katherine''' from "Stepchild", ''Literature/ClassicSingaporeHorrorStories'' |
| 9 | |
| 10 | ->"''[[DemonicPossession Bill-Dipper]]! ''...Bipper!''"'' |
| 11 | -->-- '''Mabel Pines''', ''WesternAnimation/GravityFalls'', "[[Recap/GravityFallsS2E4SockOpera Sock Opera]]" |
| 12 | |
| 13 | ->'''Matt:''' I hope it's a dinosaur.\ |
| 14 | '''Pat:''' I hope it's a volcano.\ |
| 15 | '''Matt:''' I hope it's a volcanic dinosaur. |
| 16 | -->-- ''WebVideo/TwoBestFriendsPlay'', ''Series/ManVsWild'' playthrough when the ground starts to shake |
| 17 | |
| 18 | -> '''Liam''': What time do you think you might be calling?\ |
| 19 | '''Mom''': It might be ten o'clock. It might be later. Or it might be both ten o'clock and later. |
| 20 | -->-- ''Literature/ShiversMDSpenser'', '''The Thing in Room 601''' |
| 21 | |
| 22 | ->'''Mr. Burns:''' I suggest you leave immediately.\ |
| 23 | '''Homer:''' Or what? You'll release the [[AngryGuardDog dogs]]? Or the [[BeeAfraid bees]]? Or the dogs with bees in their mouths, and when they bark they [[BeeBeeGun shoot bees at you]]? Well go ahead, [[TemptingFate do your worst]]! |
| 24 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS5E18BurnsHeir Burns' Heir]]" |
| 25 | |
| 26 | ->'''Young Ned Flanders:''' WAH! I'm ComicStrip/DickTracy! ''[kicks kid]'' Bam! Take that, Pruneface! Now I'm Pruneface! ''[pulls girl's hair]'' Take that, Dick Tracy! Now I'm '''Prune Tracy!''' ''[starts choking other kid]'' Take that, [[CurseCutShort Dickf]]--\ |
| 27 | '''Scientist:''' Ned! Stop it at once! |
| 28 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS8E8HurricaneNeddy Hurricane Neddy]]" |
| 29 | |
| 30 | ->''"Lungs, skin, lungs, skin... sklungs?"'' |
| 31 | -->-- '''Dr. Gregory House''', ''Series/{{House}}'' |
| 32 | |
| 33 | ->''"Don't be cocky. Or sexist. Or cocky '''and''' sexist."'' |
| 34 | -->-- ''Creator/RichardHammond'' listing the "Dos and Don'ts" of [[Series/Wipeout2009 the Sweeper Arm]] |
| 35 | |
| 36 | ->''"It's troubling that the symbol for "poison" and the symbol for "pirate" are the same. Sure, it saves printing costs if you're a poison pirate, but what about the rest of us?"'' |
| 37 | -->-- ''Brunching Shuttlecocks'', "[[http://brunching.com/dangersymbols.html Danger Symbols, Part 1]]" |
| 38 | |
| 39 | ->'''C.C.:''' Do you know what would be great right now?\ |
| 40 | '''Zoro:''' Eating liquorice?\ |
| 41 | '''Luffy:''' Punching a swing set?\ |
| 42 | '''Suzaku:''' Eating liquorice?\ |
| 43 | '''Lelouch:''' Riding a hoverboard?\ |
| 44 | '''Suzaku:''' Eating liquorice while on a hoverboard?"\ |
| 45 | '''Zoro:''' No, punch the hoverboard, eat the swing set!\ |
| 46 | ''[Sometime later]''\ |
| 47 | '''Lelouch:''' Okay. So we're all clear on this. The hoverboard is made of liquorice. We can punch it if we want to, but only if it's near a swing set. Is that good? Are we good?\ |
| 48 | '''Luffy:''' I like it.\ |
| 49 | '''Suzaku:''' Sounds good.\ |
| 50 | '''Zoro:''' Can the swing set hover?\ |
| 51 | '''Lelouch:''' AHHHHHH! |
| 52 | -->-- ''WebVideo/NonePiece''/''WebVideo/CodeMent'' "Fanfic Mode" |
| 53 | |
| 54 | ->'''Hazmat Guy 1:''' Lunch? [] Mexican [] Chinese [] Pizza [] Hooker\ |
| 55 | '''Hazmat Guy 2:''' [] Chinese hooker. |
| 56 | -->-- ''ComicBook/KingCity'' (quoting these two is a bit difficult, as [[PaintingTheMedium they speak in check-off forms]]) |
| 57 | |
| 58 | ->''"What is ''this'' crap?!? What are you, a dentist? Or a hippie? Or some kind of ''hippie dentist?''"'' |
| 59 | -->-- '''Strong Bad (when given an apple on Halloween)''', ''WebAnimation/HomestarRunner'' |
| 60 | |
| 61 | ->'''Squidward:''' I could be a football player, or a king, or a spaceman.\ |
| 62 | '''[=SpongeBob=]:''' Or a football playing king in space... with a mustache. |
| 63 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants'', "[[Recap/SpongeBobSquarePantsS3E7AsSeenOnTVCanYouSpareADime Can You Spare a Dime?]]" |
| 64 | |
| 65 | ->''"I get the feeling this game was made for people who like Star Wars and [=LEGOs=], and especially Star Wars [=LEGOs=]..."'' |
| 66 | -->-- '''Codiekitty''', [[http://www.codiekitty.com/File/Overrated/index.htm The Twenty Most Overrated Games I've Played]], on ''VideoGame/LEGOStarWars'' |
| 67 | |
| 68 | ->''"The rest of the bosses [...] are boxy/spherical robots, ugly cartoon humans, or boxy/spherical robots being piloted by ugly cartoon humans I could barely tell apart from each other. And the final boss (a boxy ugly cartoon human robot) not only looks stupid, he's only remotely difficult until you figure out where to shoot..."'' |
| 69 | -->-- '''the same person''', during a review of ''VideoGame/GunstarHeroes'' |
| 70 | |
| 71 | ->'''Professor Genius:''' I am a professor. I am a genius. You may call me "Professor Genius."\ |
| 72 | '''Nostalgia Critic:''' Well, I find that name obnoxious. And uncreative. I'm going to call you "Obnoxiously Uncreative." |
| 73 | -->-- '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''' reviewing ''Anime/LittleNemoAdventuresInSlumberland'' |
| 74 | |
| 75 | ->'''Creator/JhonenVasquez:''' I needed to find an evil way to spend it so that Creator/{{Nickelodeon}} would be contributing to something unholy in the world.\ |
| 76 | '''Interviewer:''' What'd you spend it on?\ |
| 77 | '''Creator/JhonenVasquez:''' Just whores. Whores over on Sunset Boulevard and Santa Monica. Whores and robots. Some of the whores were robots. |
| 78 | |
| 79 | ->''"Why isn't prostitution legal? Selling is legal; fucking is legal. So why isn't selling fucking legal?"'' |
| 80 | -->-- '''Creator/GeorgeCarlin''' |
| 81 | |
| 82 | ->''"If there's two things I hate in this world, it's cockroaches and crying babies! ''[{{beat}}]'' Well, a crying baby cockroach would be truly terrible..."'' |
| 83 | -->-- '''Bayonetta''', ''VideoGame/{{Bayonetta}}'' |
| 84 | |
| 85 | ->''"Relax, son. Enjoy every moment! You fight, then eat good food. You fight, then drink fine wine. You fight, then sleep with beautiful women. Hell,'' fight ''with beautiful women! That is what it means to live."'' |
| 86 | -->-- '''[[TheHedonist Augus]]''', ''VideoGame/AsurasWrath'' |
| 87 | |
| 88 | -> ''I have a pen, \ |
| 89 | I have a apple\ |
| 90 | UGH \ |
| 91 | Apple pen!'' |
| 92 | -->-- '''Pikotaro''', [[https://youtu.be/Ct6BUPvE2sM "PPAP (Pen Pineapple Apple Pen)"]] |
| 93 | |
| 94 | ->'''Drover:''' She had pretty brown eyes.\ |
| 95 | '''Hank:''' Were they pretty and brown or pretty brown? This could be important!\ |
| 96 | '''Drover:''' Both. They were pretty and brown. And pretty brown. |
| 97 | -->-- ''Literature/HankTheCowdog'' |
| 98 | |
| 99 | ->''"Knock knock. It's the United States. With huge boats, with guns. {{Gunboat|Diplomacy}}s."'' |
| 100 | -->-- ''WebVideo/HistoryOfJapan'' |
| 101 | |
| 102 | ->'''The Boss:''' Snake, remember the basics of CQC.\ |
| 103 | '''Naked Snake:''' OKAY! Knife. Gun. ''Knifegun''! |
| 104 | -->-- ''[[Webcomic/{{Hiimdaisy}} Let's Destroy the Shagohod!]]'' |
| 105 | |
| 106 | ->''"Please note that Radio [=KoL=] is uncensored, unscripted, and is not intended for children or the easily offended. Or easily offended children."'' |
| 107 | -->-- Nightly Maintenance note regarding [[VideoGame/KingdomOfLoathing RadioKol]] |
| 108 | |
| 109 | ->''"Never bring Time Travel, the Cthulu Mythos, or Giant Robots into an established setting, because if you do, all it will ever really BE about from then on, is Time Travel, or the Cthulu Mythos, or Giant Robots. Or [[VisualNovel/{{Demonbane}} Giant Robots traveling through time to fight the Cthulu Mythos]]."'' |
| 110 | -->-- '''[[https://web.archive.org/web/20151015003915/http://www.crystalhall.org/BekInterview.html Bek D. Corbin]]''' |
| 111 | |
| 112 | ->[shoots] ''Ten!'' [misses] ''Shit!'' [shoots] ''Nine!'' [misses again] ''Fuck!'' [shoots] ''Eight!'' [[[RuleOfThree misses a third time]]] ''Shit fuck!'' |
| 113 | -->-- '''Deadpool''', ''Film/Deadpool2016'' |
| 114 | |
| 115 | ->''"AHH! My glamor shot! AHH! My tennis trophy! AHH! My glamor shot'' of ''my tennis trophy! [[BigNo NOOOOO]]!"'' |
| 116 | -->-- '''WesternAnimation/BugsBunny''', ''WesternAnimation/TheLooneyTunesShow'' |
| 117 | |
| 118 | ->''"Fate. Destiny. Fatestinatey. People toss those words around like tennis balls. Well, I eat balls for breakfast."'' |
| 119 | -->-- '''Xavier''', ''WesternAnimation/XavierRenegadeAngel'' |
| 120 | |
| 121 | ->''"Oh no! A wrinkle!'' '''Oh no! A gray hair! OH NO! A''' '''''WRINKLED''''' '''GRAY HAIR!'''" |
| 122 | -->-- ''ComicStrip/{{Garfield}}'' |
| 123 | |
| 124 | ->''I'm sorry, I don't like being threatened. And I don't like insanely jealous guys. I especially don't like being threatened by insanely jealous guys.'' |
| 125 | -->-- '''KET''', ''Blog/DasSporking'', on ''Literature/FiftyShadesOfGrey'' |
| 126 | |
| 127 | ->''"I stayed at the Animal Kingdom lodge in Disney. There were ''giraffes'' right outside my window. But by the end of the week, I was like, 'Mmm... giraffe again? How about a lion? How about a lion ''eating'' a giraffe? That would be magical, Disney."'' |
| 128 | -->-- '''Creator/JimGaffigan''' |
| 129 | |
| 130 | ->'''Dale:''' Objection, conjecture, objecture.\ |
| 131 | '''Hank:''' [[DefiedTrope THAT'S NOT A WORD!]] |
| 132 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/KingOfTheHill'' |
| 133 | |
| 134 | ->'''Dr. John Collingwood:''' Well what sort of business are you in?\ |
| 135 | '''Weasel:''' Plumbing.\ |
| 136 | '''Krug Stillo:''' Insurance.\ |
| 137 | '''Estelle Collingwood:''' Well, which is it?\ |
| 138 | '''Sadie:''' You see, we're actually in both. We sell insurance to plumbing companies. You know, in case they steal some toilets or something. |
| 139 | -->-- ''Film/TheLastHouseOnTheLeft'' |
| 140 | |
| 141 | ->'''Rogal Dorn:''' Magnus, do you consume the taco on the friday or the tuesday?\ |
| 142 | '''Magnus:''' [[MindScrew Taco tuesdays on friday]].\ |
| 143 | '''Emperor:''' [[BerserkButton FUCK YOU. TURN THE CAST OFF RIGHT NOW.]] |
| 144 | -->-- ''WebAnimation/IfTheEmperorHadATextToSpeechDevice'' |
| 145 | |
| 146 | ->''"You can craft grenades, and [[StickyBomb sticky grenades]], and remote grenades, and sticky remote grenades..."'' |
| 147 | -->-- ''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation'', on your combat options in ''VideoGame/LeftAlive'' |
| 148 | |
| 149 | ->'''Linda:''' It's not a race.\ |
| 150 | '''Bob:''' You're right, it's not a race. It's a war.\ |
| 151 | '''Gene:''' It's a race war!\ |
| 152 | '''Bob:''' ''Gene...'' |
| 153 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/BobsBurgers'' |
| 154 | |
| 155 | ->''"I want to give flowers to someone, but he's only interested in puzzles... If only I could find a '''FLOWER PUZZLE''' or something... Maybe then he would notice me..."'' |
| 156 | -->-- '''Daisy''', ''VideoGame/{{Omori}}'' |
| 157 | |
| 158 | ->'''[[WesternAnimation/TheLoudHouse Lola Loud]]:''' He's sick.\ |
| 159 | '''Lucy Loud:''' He's studying.\ |
| 160 | '''Lana Loud:''' He's sick of studying. |
| 161 | -->-- ''Fanfic/ShrinkinLincoln'' |
| 162 | |
| 163 | ->'''Lincoln Loud:''' "Lions?\ |
| 164 | '''Lucy Loud:''' Tigers?\ |
| 165 | '''Lola Loud:''' Ligers?" |
| 166 | -->-- ''Fanfic/ShrinkinLincoln'' |
| 167 | |
| 168 | ->'''Lil [=DeVille=]:''' There's nothing worser than turning into a rock. 'Cept for maybe turning into mashed peas.\ |
| 169 | '''Phil [=DeVille=]:''' Or bat drool.\ |
| 170 | '''Both:''' Or mashed peas ''and'' bat drool. |
| 171 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/{{Rugrats}}'', "[[Recap/RugratsS3E7WhenWishesComeTrueAngelicaBreaksALeg When Wishes Come True]]" |
| 172 | |
| 173 | ->''"She might banish you from Equestria! Or throw you in a dungeon! Or banish you and then throw you in a dungeon ''in'' the place that she banishes you to!"'' |
| 174 | -->-- '''Twilight Sparkle''', ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'', "[[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS1E22ABirdInTheHoof A Bird in the Hoof]]" |
| 175 | |
| 176 | ->'''Brother Bear:''' It squawked.\ |
| 177 | '''Sister Bear:''' It whistled.\ |
| 178 | '''Brother Bear:''' Uh, that's right -- it squawked ''and'' whistled. |
| 179 | -->-- ''Literature/TheBerenstainBears'', "The Berenstain Bears and the Truth" |
| 180 | |
| 181 | ->''"I've no idea who he is, or how he got in here. But he looks suspicious. And tall. Suspiciously tall!"'' |
| 182 | -->-- '''Ryunosuke Naruhodo''', ''VisualNovel/TheGreatAceAttorney'', on seeing Herlock Sholmes for the first time |
| 183 | |
| 184 | ->''"Willy, don't go! What do you want, man? Money? Women? Is it hookers? I'll buy you a boat, I'll buy you a car! I'll buy you a boat full of hookers! We will call it the'' S.S. Hooker ''and we will sail the seven seas, with our hookers!''" |
| 185 | -->-- '''Hammer''', ''WebAnimation/SpriggsAHalo3Machinima'' |
| 186 | |
| 187 | ->Ocho, half-caf, latte, chino, mocha, dui, avec moi\ |
| 188 | My mouth can't form these words\ |
| 189 | My mind can't find these words\ |
| 190 | Is it French, or is it Italian?\ |
| 191 | Perhaps Fritalian |
| 192 | -->-- '''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2y_GwKzxck Dunkin' Donuts commercial]]''' sung by Music/TheyMightBeGiants |
| 193 | |
| 194 | ->'''Chester:''' You look positively popular! Where'd you get all this stuff?\ |
| 195 | '''Timmy:''' [[RunningGag Internet]]. ''[beat]'' Uh... Inheritance. ''[beat]'' I inherited the internet! |
| 196 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheFairlyOddParents'', "[[Recap/TheFairlyOddParentsS1E5AWishTooFar A Wish Too Far!]]" |
| 197 | |
| 198 | ->''"Jewels? Candy? Candy jewels?"'' |
| 199 | -->-- '''Mayor Humdinger''' on the contents of a pinata, ''WesternAnimation/PAWPatrol'' |
| 200 | |
| 201 | ->''Nora and Raina wandered the streets together, chattering mindlessly about chocolate, butterflies, and chocolate butterflies.'' |
| 202 | -->-- ''Fanfic/GlitterForceIntoTheGlitterverse'' |
| 203 | |
| 204 | ->''"If it isn't my favorite trouble maker. I mean customer! Yes... My favorite troublemaking customer. How do you brew?"'' |
| 205 | -->-- '''Lotus''', ''VideoGame/CrushCrush'' |
| 206 | |
| 207 | ->'''Future Trunks:''' Do you know why I brought you here?\ |
| 208 | '''Krillin:''' Snacks?\ |
| 209 | '''Gohan:''' To kill us?\ |
| 210 | '''Vegeta:''' To kill snacks! |
| 211 | -->-- ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged'' |
| 212 | |
| 213 | ->'''Trini:''' It kinda sounds like a weird baby.\ |
| 214 | '''Tooey:''' I think it's an alien.\ |
| 215 | '''Oscar:''' What if it's an alien baby? |
| 216 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/MollyOfDenali'', "A Sound Idea" |
| 217 | |
| 218 | ->''"Life is sad.. prison is sad... life in prison is very, very saaaad!"'' |
| 219 | -->-- '''Lumalee''', ''WesternAnimation/TheSuperMarioBrosMovie'' |
| 220 | |
| 221 | ->''"We got no food! We got no money! We got no money to buy food! We got no food to sell for money!"'' |
| 222 | -->-- '''Mr. Shark''', ''WesternAnimation/TheBadGuys2022'' |
| 223 | |
| 224 | ->''"It takes a lot of money to run a football club, and the only people in Bulgaria who had any money at the time were corrupt politicians, mafia bosses, and corrupt politicians who were also mafia bosses."'' |
| 225 | -->-- ''HITC Sevens'', "The Football League Destroyed by the Mafia" |
| 226 | |
| 227 | ->''"If you play pool, you're badass. If you're an assassin, you're badass. If you're British, you're badass. If you're a British assassin who kills people by using them as pool balls...Dear God."'' |
| 228 | -->-- ''A Website/YouTube commenter regarding [[VideoGame/GuiltyGear Venom]] on a [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5vNxUf27YM&lc=UgzMHxsc00yhtcXvRV54AaABAg video of his theme]]'' |
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