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1	->''Come on down and play some Blood Bowl\
2	Get out your dice and have a roll\
3	Nuffle's a vengeful god, we know\
4	No matter what, you never know how it'll go\
5	\
6	Let the blood lust consume your soul\
7	Performance enhancers take their toll\
8	Whether you win\
9	Whether you lose\
10	Whatever plays that you may choose\
11	All the fans want is Blood-\
12	Bowl!\
13	\
14	Down to the stadium we'll stroll\
15	To watch the Elves and Orcs and Trolls\
16	As they all scramble for the goal\
17	While ripping each other and themselves all full of holes\
18	\
19	So join us for every pass and throw\
20	And every last bone breaking blow\
21	Every kick, ev'ry touchdown\
22	Violence and gore round after round\
23	It's all right inside the Blood Bowl!''
24	-->--Sung to the tune of the theme from ''Series/{{Coach}}''
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26	->''When your dude [=GFIs=] and he falls down and dies, that's Blood Bowl!\
27	When the crowd's cheering lulz as you roll double skulls, that's Blood Bowl!\
28	Snake Eyes roll, ting-a-ling-a-ling, ting-a-ling-a-ling\
29	And you'll scream "MOTHERFUCKER!"\
30	Blood will spray, tip-a-tip-a-tay, tip-a-tip-a-tay\
31	Trust us, there's no succor\
32	When your face is a scowl as you're Turn 16-fouled, that's Blood Bowl!\
33	Your star player's head splits from a weak snotling's blitz, you will raaaage!\
34	Intercepted by a Kroxigor you lose all control\
35	So we say "well my friend, see the pain never ends: that's Blood Bowl!"''
36	-->-- ''[[http://tindeck.com/listen/jvdn That's Blood Bowl]]''

Context Quotes / BloodBowl