Line #24 Quotes/BetterThanSex


1	->''"Sometimes when I'm eating a blueberry muffin, it's so tasty and delightful, that I think, 'Wow, this is better than sex!' And sometimes when I'm having sex I think, 'Wow, this is very expensive. I should have just gotten a muffin.'"''
2	-->-- '''Mitch Fatel'''
3
4	->''"Few people in the world get to hit their bosses but those who do will tell you it is better than sex."''
5	-->--'''Chetan Bhagat'''
6
7	->''"It beats any meat injection. That beats any fucking cock in the world!"''
8	-->-- '''Allison''' (on shooting heroin), ''Literature/{{Trainspotting}}''
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10	->''"There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex."''
11	-->-- '''Music/BillyJoel'''
12
13	->''"Nothing is better than sex, and anyone who says no has never had a good woman."''
14	-->-- '''Roger Daltry'''
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16	->''"Have you ever flown a flying saucer? Afterwards, sex seems trite."''
17	-->-- '''Lt. Jack Schaefer''', ''Series/TheXFiles''
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19	->'''Candidate:''' For me, making money is better than sex.
20	->'''Harry Hill:''' You're not doing it right.
21	-->-- ''Series/HarryHillsTVBurp'', reviewing series 5 of ''Series/TheApprentice'' (UK).
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23	->''"Glorious! A rush, an incredible rush. A heroin addict's rush of drugs into his blood, a drunk's first drink burning down a raw, ready throat. [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything Oh, oh, I wanted to, to scream, to flail out of control]]. It was mind, it was body, it was sex and money and power and revenge and triumph all rolled into one."''
24	-->--''[[Literature/{{Everworld}} Senna Wales]]'', opening the gateway between universes.
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26	->''"Magic! So this was what it felt like! No wonder wizards didn't have much truck with sex!"''
27	-->-- ''Literature/TheLightFantastic''
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29	-> ''"Nothing, nothing, nothing is better than sex; it is what God created us to do."''
30	-->-- '''[[UsefulNotes/{{Tennis}} Novak Djokovic]]''', professional UsefulNotes/{{Tennis}} player.
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32	->''There are cakes out there that claim to be better than sex, and we feel a great surge of pity for the makers of said cakes. This cake has infinitely more realistic goals, and therefore accomplishes them. It's a good way to tell your sweetheart that you're not fit to touch the hem of his or her garment.''
33	-->-- ''VideoGame/KingdomOfLoathing''
34
35	->''Potere e meglio di fottere'' ("Power is better than sex")
36	-->-- Old Sicilian proverb
37
38	->''I had my first pizza at Durham. I had other firsts too, but it's the pizza that stands out.''
39	-->-- '''Mrs Lintott''', ''Theatre/TheHistoryBoys''
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41	->''"[[OhMyGods Oh Universe!]] This is more fun than the [[FreeLoveFuture sex competitions!]]"''
42	-->-- '''Lenart''', ''Radio/{{Earthsearch}}'', "New Blood"
43
44	->''"I wouldn't compare it to sex, but it lasts longer."''
45	-->-- '''Creator/StephenHawking''', regarding scientific discovery.
46
47	->''[After Joe has had [[SpeedSex an extremely unsatisfying tryst]] with Peach's friend Beck.]''\
48	'''Joe:''' Did Beck tell you I've taken up jogging?\
49	'''Peach:''' Fun! Runner's high is better than sex. And for some, [[StealthInsult may last longer]].\
50	'''Joe, thinking:''' Touché, bitch.
51	-->-- ''Series/You2018''
52
53	->'''Trevor''': (''chugs beer'') Oh my God...that is better than sex.\
54	'''Sypha''': (''freezes Trevor's beer in protest'') "''Better'' than sex"?\
55	'''Trevor''': ...w-well,...n-no! Not...just...[[VerbalBackspace different! Differently good!]]\
56	'''Sypha''': ''Really?''\
57	'''Trevor''': [[OhCrap But I-I-I...I didn't mean...]]\
58	'''Sypha''': I do hope you sleep well tonight...with my ''tiny, icy foot'' shoved ALL THE WAY UP YOUR-(''cut to ice in a barrel being broken'')
59	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/Castlevania2017''
60
61	->''[[EvilFeelsGood To kill something is the most thrilling experience.]] It is even better than getting your rocks off with a girl.''
62	-->-- '''[[SerialKiller The Zodiac killer]]''', describing how much fun it is to kill people in one of his [[https://www.quotes.net/mquote/133054 coded letters]]
63
64	->'''Mac''': Hey, I'm Mac. Welcome to Paddy's Pub. I like to recommend to our first-timers our signature cocktail, the Caribbean Paradise. Some say it's better than busting a nut!\
65	'''Woman''': Excuse me?\
66	'''Mac''': Busting a nut. It's like, uh, blowing your load. It's light, it's playful.\
67	'''Dennis''': ...I think what my friend is trying to refer to is an orgasm, which is light and playful, but he overstepped himself and got a little bit too specific.
68	-->-- ''Series/ItsAlwaysSunnyInPhiladelphia''
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70	->''My sexploits were legend\
71	I could have gone into porn\
72	But I like killing more than sex\
73	I always was a battle-born!''
74	-->-- '''[[Music/{{Gwar}} GWAR]]''', ''Lust in Space''
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