Line #19 Quotes/BattleButler


1	->'''Frodo:''' We are Hobbits of the Shire. Frodo Baggins is my name, and this is Samwise Gamgee.
2	->'''Faramir:''' Your bodyguard?
3	->'''Sam:''' His ''gardener''.
4	-->-- ''Film/TheLordOfTheRingsTheTwoTowers''
5
6	->''"I say, what a wonderful butler! He's so violent!"''
7	-->--'''The Fourth Doctor''', ''Series/DoctorWho'', "([[Recap/DoctorWhoS17E2CityOfDeath City of Death"]])
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9	->''"Do not attempt to escape or you will be obliterated. May I take your coat?"''
10	-->--'''Strax''', ''Doctor Who'' ("[[Recap/DoctorWho2012CSTheSnowmen The Snowmen]]")
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12	->"I pride myself I used to give somewhat more than I got if we needed to discuss the vexed area of turf issues with the young men from Rope Street. Stevedore's hooks were their weapon of choice, as I recall."\
13	"And yours...?" said Vimes, agog.\
14	"A cap-brim sewn with sharpened pennies, sir."\
15	"Ye gods, man! You could put someone's eye out with something like that."\
16	"With care sir, yes," said Willikins, meticulously folding a towel.
17	--> --'''Sam Vimes' '''butler could butle your ass off, from ''[[Literature/{{Discworld}} Thud!]]''
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19	->''[[CharacterCatchphrase "You see, I am simply one hell of a butler."]]''
20	-->--'''Sebastian Michaelis''', ''Manga/BlackButler''
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22	->(kills several ghouls and cuts main enemy's cigar in half with RazorFloss)'' Oh, dear... did I miss? I guess I'm not as spry as I used to be. My name is Walter Dornez; butler to the Hellsing family and former master vampire hunter. [[BadassBoast I highly recommend pissing yourself]], [[IronicEcho followed by a course of praying to your impotent god.]] ''
23	-->--'''Walter''', ''[[Manga/{{Hellsing}} Hellsing Ultimate]]''
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25	->''Hello. My name is Walter C. Dornez, ex-vampire hunter and butler to the Hellsing Organization. I answer the door, I clean up the estate, and I take out the trash. And I also kill self-entitled little twats like yourself.''
26	-->--'''Walter''', same scene in ''WebVideo/HellsingUltimateAbridged''
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28	->'''Simon Stagg:''' "Hold on, just who exactly ''are'' you?"
29	->'''Alfred:''' "Didn't they tell you? I'm the butler."
30	-->--''WesternAnimation/BewareTheBatman'', "Hunted"
31
32	->'''''YOU DON'T GET TO HURT MY FAMILY ANY MORE!!'''''
33	-->--'''Alfred Pennyworth:''', ''ComicBook/InjusticeGodsAmongUs'' as he beats the ever loving shit out of [[spoiler: '''Superman''']]
34
35	->''Let’s see the rundown: [[RenaissanceMan Nazi-fightin’ soldier, SAS secret agent, acclaimed Shakespearean actor, expert combat medic, mechanic capable of helping patch together the Batcomputer and all of Bruce’s other vehicles, amateur detective, and an ineffable air of cool.]] If he wasn’t being Bruce Wayne’s butler, '''he’d be Franchise/JamesBond.'''''
36	-->-- [[http://davidmann95.tumblr.com/post/157288615016 Tumblr post]] on Alfred's many accomplishments
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38	->'''Lawrence:''' How may I be of assistance?
39	->'''Nefarious:''' [[LargeHam ANNIHILATE HIM!!!]]
40	->'''Lawrence:''' [[SubvertedTrope Just kidding]]. You have reached a holographic server. Leave your name and address. Tata!
41	->'''Nefarious:''' Fine, I'll do it myself.
42	-->-- ''VideoGame/RatchetAndClankUpYourArsenal''
43
44	->''Note to self. Watch the HELL out for butlers in the future.''
45	-->--'''Obito''', ''FanFic/IAmNOTGoingThroughPubertyAgain''
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47
48	->''"In the early '80s, I was sparring butler for Mr. Creator/ChuckNorris."''
49	-->-- '''Geoffrey the Butler''', ''Series/TheFreshPrinceOfBelAir''

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