1 | ->''"Oh my God, he's gone SUPER SANTA!"'' |
2 | -->--'''Goku''', ''[[WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged Dragon Ball Z Abridged: Plan to Eradicate Christmas]]'' |
3 | |
4 | ->''"Santa's Comin' And he's gonna kick your ass\ |
5 | He's gonna kick your ass\ |
6 | He's gonna kick your ass\ |
7 | Santa's comin' and he's gonna kick your ass\ |
8 | Because you've always been a rotten little brat"'' |
9 | -->-- '''Music/TheArrogantWorms''', "Santa's Gonna Kick Your Ass", ''Christmas Turkey'' CD |
10 | |
11 | ->''"Santa's got a brand new bag... OF PAIN!"'' |
12 | -->-- '''Santa''', ''WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd and Captain S Team Up'' |
13 | |
14 | ->''He plays bass with Music/{{Aerosmith}} / Reads to sick orphans too\ |
15 | he goes surfing in space / and makes really good fondue\ |
16 | [[EyeBeams He shoots lasers from his eyes]] / and knits curtains for free\ |
17 | He'll fight monsters for fun / and hang out with Creator/MrT'' |
18 | -->-- ''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic'' on [[http://www.thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thatguywiththeglasses/nostalgia-critic/15087-swchr Santachrist]] (at the end of ''Film/TheStarWarsHolidaySpecial'') review. |
19 | |
20 | ->''"So apparently, Santa is an international group of muscular secret agents skilled in the art of Parkour who have dedicated one day of the year to deliver presents throughout the globe?"'' |
21 | -->-- Anonymous person watching [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEZm2BowoPI this]] |
22 | |
23 | ->''"Ho ho ho! I'm here to chew candy canes and kick ass, and I'm all out of candy canes!"'' |
24 | -->-- ''Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000'', ''Film/SantaClaus1959'' |
25 | |
26 | ->'''Santa:''' No. If Christmas is in danger, ''I'' shall save it!\ |
27 | '''Jim:''' ...but aren't you, y'know, a little old and fat?\ |
28 | '''Santa:''' You may know me as Santa Claus, but in my younger days I was '''[[IncomingHam Wotan! Norse god of judgement!]] Let the naughty tremble before my awesome might!''' |
29 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/EarthwormJim'' |
30 | |
31 | ->''"Nicholas was 'bad,' in a good way"'' |
32 | -->--'''Creator/KirkCameron''' on the historical '''St. Nicholas''', ''Film/SavingChristmas'' |
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