Line #8 Quotes/ArsonMurderAndAdmiration


1	->''"Traitors! Scum! I'm so proud. Yet so betrayed."''
2	-->-- '''Hondo Ohnaka''', ''WesternAnimation/StarWarsTheCloneWars''
3
4	->''"You ''lied'' to me? I ''knew'' I liked you!"''
5	-->-- '''Hondo Ohnaka''', ''WesternAnimation/StarWarsRebels''
6
7	->''"El Salvador at the time Doakes was there had been a true three-ring circus of torture, rape, murder, and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking name-calling]]. And no one had thought to invite me."''
8	-->-- '''Literature/{{Dexter}}''', ''Dearly Devoted Dexter''
9
10	->''"Hitler, what a lad! Knows how to deal with political opponents!"''
11	-->-- '''UsefulNotes/JosefStalin''', regarding Hitler's [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Night_of_the_Long_Knives purge of the SA]]
12
13	->''"[[UsefulNotes/DwightDEisenhower President Eisenhower]] was a far more sly and devious man than people suspected and I mean those words in their very best sense."''
14	-->-- '''UsefulNotes/RichardNixon''', ''Six Crises''
15
16	->But the Honey Badger doesn't give a crap – he comes across a puff adder that is eating a rat, and his first instinct is to run up, grab the rat out of the snake's mouth, carry it a few feet away, and then [[EnemyEatsYourLunch eat the rat right in front of the snake just to show the adder that he's a bitch]]. After eating the stolen meal, the Badger than decides, "Screw it, now I'm going to eat this damn snake too". This really takes being an asshole to another level, which is something I can appreciate.
17	-->-- ''Website/BadassOfTheWeek'', on the [[FluffyTheTerrible African Honey Badger]].
18
19	->'''Vexxarr:''' Is this Sony Corporation of America?\
20	'''Sony:''' Yes it is...\
21	'''Vexxarr:''' Is the the same Sony currently the subject of three lawsuits regarding a UsefulNotes/{{DRM}} which [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sony_BMG_copy_protection_rootkit_scandal installs a rootkit and opens the door for undetectable Trojans]]?\
22	'''Sony:''' Yes.\
23	'''Vexxarr:''' Is this the same Sony that was stupid enough to use code from an existing open source application in its supposedly copyrighted media player?\
24	'''Sony:''' ...yes...\
25	'''Vexxarr:''' And is this the same Sony that was sued for using a fictional film critic to trick filmgoers into seeing 'The Animal' and 'Hollow Man'?\
26	'''Sony:''' ''sigh'' yes...\
27	'''Vexxarr:''' Well, I'd like to offer my sincere thanks...Yes, really. It takes a lot to make the attempted [[AlienInvasion conquest of an entire species]] look like a parking violation by comparison, but by gum you guys pulled it off!
28	-->-- ''Webcomic/{{Vexxarr}}'', "[[http://www.vexxarr.com/archive.php?seldate=121905 Relative Culpability]]"
29
30	->''"You reek of ''[[ProfessionalKiller death]]'', friend. I salute you."''
31	-->-- '''Nazim''', ''VideoGame/TheElderScrollsVSkyrim''
32
33	->'''Max:''' That waiter scammed us good.\
34	'''Sam:''' Yeah. Not only did he get us to wash dishes,[[labelnote:*]]Three loads of them, each[[/labelnote]] but we ''each'' paid for ''both'' meals. I gave him a big tip.\
35	'''Max:''' Same here. He definitely earned it.
36	-->-- ''Webcomic/{{Freefall}}''
37
38	->''"Oooh, devious! Well played!"''
39	-->-- '''Ambassador Gregoria''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Kaijudo}}''
40
41	->'''Wooster:''' Battle clanks! HUGE ones!\
42	'''Agatha:''' Ooooooh! Magnificent!\
43	'''Krosp:''' Um, they are here to ''attack'' us.\
44	'''Agatha:''' And I can't wait to see them in action!\
45	'''Diamant:''' Well, that's encouraging.\
46	'''Krosp:''' WHAT?!\
47	'''Diamant:''' Her grandfather used to open the gates for things like this--so he could get a better look.
48	-->-- ''Webcomic/GirlGenius'', [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20071112#.VCzqfPldWSo "Everybody Fusses About the War Clanks"]]
49
50	->''"Pop Psychology at its worst! That girl's theories are unfounded, her professional manner's a joke, and her training, if ANY, is shoddy at best! ({{Beat}}) I LOVE THIS SHOW! The girl's more screw-loose than ME!"''
51	-->-- '''ComicBook/TheJoker''''s impressions on Harley Quinn's show, ''WesternAnimation/TheBatman''
52
53	->''"You tried to poison me in my sleep... You used me as bait for your revenge... What kind of vassal are you? ...But! But, I don't mind that side of you. A true demon is always full of ambition and aims for the top. As King, I'll need a right-hand demon like you under my command."''
54	-->-- '''Laharl''' to Etna, ''VideoGame/DisgaeaHourOfDarkness''
55
56	->''"[[AndIMustScream Immobility, insomnia, and... immortality]]? Dear Lord! There’s a special place in hell for people like you! Namely, the Board of Directors! Welcome aboard!"''
57	-->-- '''The Devil''' reading Larisa's list of three things she'd wish upon her worst enemy, ''Webcomic/SandraAndWoo''
58
59	->'''Edward Van Helgen:''' [[BigWhat What?!]] [[PragmaticHero You shot my banjo!]]\
60	'''Guybrush:''' [[BlatantLies You can’t be sure of that.]] That shot may have come from the grassy knoll.\
61	'''Edward Van Helgen:''' Of all the low down tricks! I've never heard anything so low. I completely misjudged you! You are a pirate after all! I'd be proud to join your crew!
62	-->-- ''VideoGame/TheCurseOfMonkeyIsland''
63
64	->''"So you want me to throw [Belle's] father into the asylum unless she agrees to marry you? Oh, that is despicable... ''(EvilLaugh)'' I LOVE IT!"''
65	-->-- '''Monsieur D'Arque''' to '''Gaston''', ''WesternAnimation/BeautyAndTheBeast''
66
67	->''"Hey, [=McQueen=], you are truly evil and a misanthrope, aren't you? You worm your way through this world with no animosity, and worst of all, you don't think you're causing anyone any trouble. You also insist on playing the victim; although you have no interest in others, you're hoping that someone will come along one of these days and save you. You're what's referred to in certain circles as "the worst"; dragging others down with your misfortune is a truly evil approach... which makes me have to say I'm quite fond of you, [=McQueen=]. If you were to come across my enemy as you're moving about this prison, you'd be sure to get rid of them for me like a true friend; isn't that right, [=McQueen=]?"''
68	-->-- '''[[Characters/JoJosBizarreAdventureEnricoPucci Enrico Pucci]]''' to '''Thunder [=McQueen=]''', ''Manga/JojosBizarreAdventureStoneOcean''
69
70	->''"He's evil, manipulative, sketchy, and completely unpredictable... I like the way he thinks!"''
71	-->-- '''[[Characters/TotalDramaHeather Heather]]''' describing '''[[Characters/TotalDramaDuncan Duncan]]''', ''WesternAnimation/TotalDrama''
72
73	->'''Klaus Baudelaire:''' Do you think we can trust Kit?\
74	'''Violet Baudelaire:''' Since we got in her taxi, she's broken at least nine traffic safety laws, driven into a hedge, and recruited us to spy for a secret organization. ''[[{{Beat}} (beat)]]'' I like her.\
75	'''Klaus Baudelaire:''' Me too.
76	-->-- ''Series/ASeriesOfUnfortunateEvents2017''
77
78	->''"Come on up, Captain of the Club, [[UsefulNotes/{{Virginia}} Commonwealth of Virginia]]! Let's see what you've done... Oh, god! Are you trying to get me demonetized?! Your flag has nudity, murder, and an explicit call to violence! But you know what, Virginia? ...That's kinda badass."''
79	-->-- '''WebVideo/CGPGrey''', "[[https://youtu.be/l4w6808wJcU DOES YOUR FLAG FAIL? Grey Grades The State Flags!]]"
80
81	->''"I know I've said a lot of terrible things about a lot of terrible people, but I've saved the terriblest for my girlfriend, Tina. I have known many deranged people in my life, but I've never encountered the profound, mental instability that she possesses. Tina Russo is a psychopath. She may have everyone else fooled, but I know the truth. Why else would the kindest, most beautiful, generous, and intelligent woman in the world go out with someone like me?"''
82	-->-- '''WesternAnimation/DaffyDuck''''s email to '''Tina Russo''', ''WesternAnimation/TheLooneyTunesShow'', "[[Recap/TheLooneyTunesShowS2E2YouveGotHateMail You've Got Hate Mail]]"
83
84	->''"I'm not showing the whole thing. But... did somebody... edit this to be a ''[[RuleThirtyFourCreatorReactions nude filter]]'' on ''my'' thumbnail?! That is so ''disrespectful''! And I appreciate it."''
85	-->-- '''WebVideo/{{Vannamelon}}''', "[[https://youtu.be/LA7FztCWfL0 VANNAMELON GOOGLES HERSELF \| FINALLY 🍉]]"
86
87	->''"Alright, so here's the scoop: after I kicked the bucket and you gained full control of the coin bank... you've become '''greedy''', '''bitter''' and '''selfish!''' Well done!"''
88	-->-- '''Wario's ghost''' to '''Mario''', ''Webcomic/BrawlInTheFamily'' [[http://brawlinthefamily.keenspot.com/comic/mkc2/ comic #202]]
89
90	->''"I don't know what to say, Gomez. Seeing you in handcuffs, accused of murder... I've never loved you more."''
91	-->-- '''Morticia Addams''', ''Series/{{Wednesday}}''
92
93	->'''Julia:''' You're not mad at me, are you?\
94	'''MK:''' ''(fuming)'' You're an evil, backstabbing monster! ''(mood suddenly brightens)'' Of ''course'' I'm not mad at you!
95	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TotalDrama''
96
97	->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' Wow! It's amazing how a simple change of clothes can make a guy look... just like... me.\
98	'''Patrick:''' Yup! If I'm gonna be an award winner, I've gotta ''dress'' like one!\
99	'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' That's creepy. ...But, flattering!
100	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants'', "[[Recap/SpongeBobSquarePantsS2E3BigPinkLoserBubbleBuddy Big Pink Loser]]"

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