Line #13 Quotes/AnimeHair


1	->''"I'm not anime, I'm just surprised that my head's on fire."''
2	-->-- ''[[http://explosm.net/comics/1355/ Cyanide and Happiness]]''
3
4	->''"Attention, Duelists! [[MemeticHair My hair is now an internet phenomenon]]!"''
5	-->-- '''Kemo''', ''WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries''
6
7	->''Good lord, with hair like that I bet you've never lost a game of "Who's The Protag".''
8	-->-- '''Perfect Cell to Yugi''', ''WebVideo/DragonballZAbridged''
9
10	->''"What is ''wrong'' with your hair?!"''
11	-->-- '''[[HypocriticalHumor Yami Yugi]]''' to [[Anime/YuGiOhZEXAL Yuma]], ''WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries''
12
13	->''Hey, get a load of Marik, guys! He's so scared his hair is standing up. [[OhWait Oh, wait,]] he always looks like that.''
14	-->-- '''Joey''', the actual ''Anime/YuGiOh'' dub
15
16	->''I went to a great deal of trouble recreating the Pharaoh's deck, strategies - even his perfectly-coiffed hair. In fact, that part is what took the longest.''
17	-->-- '''Kaiba''', ''Anime/YuGiOhTheDarkSideOfDimensions''
18
19	->''"Look! It's just sticking up at odd angles! Like a demented porcupine!"''
20	-->-- '''[[AmazinglyEmbarrassingParents Desmond Edgley]]''', commenting on Fletcher Renn's hair, ''Literature/SkulduggeryPleasant''
21
22	->''"...Oh no! My hair's in a mess... Ah... But it always looks like this."''
23	-->-- '''Gold''', ''Manga/PokemonAdventures''
24
25	->'''The Higher The Hair, The Closer To God (Cloud Rule):''' ''The more outrageous his hairstyle, the more important a male character is to the story.''
26	--> --''Website/TheGrandListOfConsoleRolePlayingGameCliches''
27
28	->''"Somebody was paid to design this."''
29	-->-- '''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Spoony]]''' on ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyX's'' Seymour Guado.
30
31	->'''[[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII Tifa]]:''' I'm looking for somebody. Have any of you seen a guy with spiky hair?\
32	''(Donald and Goofy stare at Sora, who tugs at one of his own spikes)''\
33	'''Tifa:''' Spikier.
34	-->-- ''VideoGame/KingdomHeartsII''
35
36	->''"She ''[Fluttershy]'' says she's afraid if she gets too close that pointy... 'beast' on your head might poke... her eye out..."''
37	-->-- '''[[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Twilight Sparkle]]''' to [[Franchise/AceAttorney Phoenix Wright]], ''WebAnimation/TurnaboutStorm''
38
39	->"''Tell me, is it static electricity that makes your hair do that?''"
40	-->-- '''Hobbes''', to '''Calvin''', ''ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes''
41
42	->"No one knows why his [Calvin's] hair does that. Is it [[StaticElectricity static electricity?]] Is it hair gel? No, probably not.''
43	-->-- '''[[LemonyNarrator The narrator]]''', ''Fanfic/CalvinAndHobbesTheSeries'', [[Recap/CalvinAndHobbesTheSeriesS1E1BirthOfAFriendship "Birth of a Friendship"]]
44
45	->"Your hair! What are you gay?"\
46	"Yeah."
47	-->-- '''Frieza''', to '''Goku''', ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pSmhZFbCy0 Dragon Ball Peepee]]''
48
49	->'''Judge:''' Where's the witness?\
50	'''Payne:''' I surmise that she has been frightened by the defense's demonic-looking horns.\
51	'''Apollo:''' So I used a little hair gel. Relax, people!
52	-->-- ''VisualNovel/ApolloJusticeAceAttorney''
53
54	->'''Narrator''': At that moment, Polnareff's hair went crazy.\
55	(Polnareff's hair grows to a ridiculously tall height.)\
56	'''Polnareff''': Whoa, my hair got extremely long!\
57	'''Jotaro''': It always does that.\
58	'''Joseph''': It always happens.\
59	'''Polnareff''': No, even so, this is different, look at this length! It's tall, taaalll!\
60	(Polnareff's hair reaches into the stratosphere.)\
61	'''Narrator''': Po-polnareff's hair became really, really long but that didn't phase them.
62	-->--''WebVideo/VaguelyRecallingJoJo, episode 20''
63
64	->''"...Jesus....What's with everyone's hair, today?"''
65	-->--'''[[VideoGame/NoMoreHeroes Travis Touchdown]]''', ''Roleplay/OurAvatarsWereInARoomTogetherTheContinuation''
66
67	->''"What the [[PrecisionFStrike FUCK]] did you say about [[BerserkButton my hair]]??"''
68	-->--'''Josuke Higashikata''', ''Manga/JojosBizarreAdventureDiamondIsUnbreakable''
69
70	->''"WHY DOES EVERYONE HAVE RAINBOW HAIR‽"''
71	-->-- '''Oancitizen''', ''WebVideo/BrowsHeldHigh''
72
73	->'''[[Manga/{{Bleach}} Ichigo]]:''' 'Cause as the old saying goes, you can't be a real anime hero without cool anime hair!\
74	(BaldHeadOfToughness icon [[Webcomic/OnePunchMan Saitama]] walks in on scene)
75	->'''Ichigo:''' ...oh.
76	-->-- [[https://youtu.be/ckMnckTze-I Anime in Real Life]], by '''[[Creator/{{Nigahiga}} Ryan Higa]]'''
77
78	->'''Yuki:''' President Takai, that's his natural hair color.
79	->'''Takai:''' Oh Yuki, so nice to see you. But natural?! I can see that his hairline is black!
80	->'''Yuki:''' Yes, that's natural too.
81	-->--''Manga/FruitsBasket''
82
83	->''"Check out that hair! Where're you from, son?"''
84	-->-- '''Soldier''', ''VideoGame/ChronoTrigger''
85
86	->'''"Let's see… Purple. For your hair. Can't tell ''this'' is a goddamn anime.''"
87	-->-- '''Da Vinci''', ''Anime/GhostStories''

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