| 1 | ->''"Come on guys, their train doesn't stand a chance against our samurai swords!"'' |
| 2 | -->-- ''WebVideo/NarutoTheAbridgedComedyFandubSpoofSeriesShow'' |
| 3 | |
| 4 | ->"Oh, come on, No-one can sharpen/ /any-/ /thing/ /on day/ /light!"\ |
| 5 | She paused.\ |
| 6 | He waved the blade again.\ |
| 7 | "Go/ /od gr/ /ief." |
| 8 | -->-- On Death's scythe, ''Literature/ReaperMan'' |
| 9 | |
| 10 | ->[[LampshadeHanging "Wow, these are good scissors!"]] |
| 11 | -->-- '''Homer''', after cutting through a jumprope, several leashes, and [[BreadEggsMilkSquick taking out a suspension bridge]] with a pair of barbershop scissors, ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'' |
| 12 | |
| 13 | ->''"I'm not kidding. It's really very sharp."'' |
| 14 | -->-- '''Guardian Of Metal''', ''VideoGame/BrutalLegend'' |
| 15 | |
| 16 | ->''"The things that cannot be cut by my Roukanken [Watchtower Sword], forged by youkai, are close to none!"'' |
| 17 | -->-- '''Youmu Konpaku''', ''Franchise/TouhouProject'' |
| 18 | |
| 19 | ->''"There is'' nothing ''Excalibur can't cut through."'' |
| 20 | -->-- '''[[spoiler:[[TalkingWeapon Caliburn]], the base form of Excalibur]]''', ''VideoGame/SonicAndTheBlackKnight'' |
| 21 | |
| 22 | ->''"This lance cuts through all mortal matter."'' |
| 23 | -->-- '''Magog''', ''ComicBook/EscapeFromThePhantomZone'' |
| 24 | |
| 25 | ->''"[[SuperToughness A dragon's scales can resist a thousand ordinary swords]], but a sword made of jewels and crafted by the Dwarves is another story."'' |
| 26 | -->-- '''Wagner''' to '''Cornelius''', ''VideoGame/OdinSphere'' |
| 27 | |
| 28 | ->''"I heard of a man who had a razor made of Valyrian steel. He cut his head off trying to shave."'' |
| 29 | -->-- '''Todder''', ''Literature/ASongOfIceAndFire'' |
| 30 | |
| 31 | ->'''Scientist 1''': ''"Amazing! This metal is so strong it can shear through a steel beam as though it were cheese!"''\ |
| 32 | '''Scientist 2:''' ''"It sliced that diamond-- the hardest known substance-- like a marshmallow! Since he, too, comes from Krypton, ComicBook/{{Superman}} is as vulnerable to this sword as an ordinary Earthman is to fine steel!"'' |
| 33 | -->-- ''ComicBook/TheSuperRevengeOfLexLuthor'' |
| 34 | |
| 35 | ->''"Whoa... The Sword of Heroes! Said to be so sharp you can cut yourself just by looking— OW!"'' |
| 36 | -->-- '''Po''', ''WesternAnimation/KungFuPanda1'' |
| 37 |
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