Quotes: Absurdly Sharp Blade

"Come on guys, their train doesn't stand a chance against our samurai swords!"

“Oh, come on, No-one can sharpen/ /any-/ /thing/ /on day/ /light!”
She paused.
He waved the blade again.
“Go/ /od Gr/ /ief.”

"Wow, these are good scissors!"
Homer, after cutting through a jumprope, several leashes, and taking out a suspension bridge with a pair of barbershop scissors, The Simpsons

"I'm not kidding. It's really very sharp."
Guardian Of Metal, Brütal Legend