Line #98 Quotes/LadykillerInLove


1	->''OnceUponATime, there was a young man with a beautiful face. People loved the young man, but he never showed interest in loving anyone, because all he loved was [[ItsAllAboutMe himself]]. When the young man, [[TheCasanova who neglected to love and sought only to be loved back]], found someone he truly cared for, he realized that he had lost the words to express those feelings...''
2	-->-- ''Anime/PrincessTutu''
3
4	->''I'm sorry Li'l. I didn't mean for this to happen. I never wanted to hurt you. I think you're wonderful! I'd choose you if I could, but I'd already offered my hand to Hazel. If only you and I had met sooner...''
5	-->-- '''Garrid''' from ''Literature/TalesOfTheFrogPrincess: Once Upon a Curse.''
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7	->''It's like a disease! I slept with [her] one time, and I caught feelings! I caught feelings bad! I used protection and everything!''
8	-->-- '''Barney''' from ''Series/HowIMetYourMother''
9
10	->''Looks like our Casanova is turning into a Romeo''
11	-->-- '''Ulrich''' about Odd, ''WesternAnimation/CodeLyoko''
12
13	->''Steve Stifler gave a flower to a girl and meant it! It's like watching monkeys use tools for the first time!''
14	-->-- '''Michelle''', ''[[Film/AmericanPie American Wedding]]''
15
16	->''Instead of carving notches, I'm carving names.''
17	-->-- '''Wayne''', from ''Series/AufWiedersehenPet''
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19	->[[Myth/NorseMythology [Angrboda]]] saw herself through [Loki's] eyes - ''so solemn, does she never smile? But there is that fire behind her eyes. Nothing stands in her way. Any other woman I could run over, but not her. She is a cold red lily with steel knives for petals, a sleek and beautiful beast with deadly fangs. I wonder if I could make her smile. I need to make her smile - but all I do merely angers her! My charm falls as nothing at her feet. No, I know that she would settle for no compliments, no charms, no words even. Nothing less than my soul. And I long to give that to her...but I am so afraid. I am so afraid that I cannot even speak of it. I cannot speak, and that is something that I will not have-''
20	-->-- ''[[http://www.northernpaganism.org/rokkatru/jotunbok/angrbodas-children1.html Angrboda's Children]]''
21
22	->''Well, he told her, "I used to daydream about an infinity of women, all beautiful and accessible. But I found you were pretty and then some"''
23	--> '''David Falkayn''', ''[[Literature/TechnicHistory Merkheim]]''
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25	->'''Lily''': Barney, how can you be in love and still be sleeping with anything that moves?
26	->'''Barney''': I'm sorry, I don't follow you. That's like saying, "How can an ant carry twenty times its body weight, but root beer floats are still delicious?" Are the two even related?
27	-->-- ''Series/HowIMetYourMother''
28
29	->''Once you're kissed by Amy,\
30	Tear up your list, it's Amy\
31	Ply her with bonbons, poetry and flowers \
32	Moon a million hours away... \
33	You might be quite the fickle-hearted rover, so carefree and bold,\
34	Who loves a girl and later thinks it over and just quits cold.\
35	But once in love with Amy, always in love with Amy.''
36	-->-- "Once in Love with Amy", ''[[Theatre/CharleysAunt Where's Charley?]]''
37
38	->Francis had loved a lot of women. He only cared about one.
39	-->-- ''Literature/TheGrimnoirChronicles''
40
41	->'''Charlie''': I think I might be in love with Mia.
42	->'''Alan''': Big deal, you've always been in love with you-a.
43	-->-- ''Series/TwoAndAHalfMen''
44
45	->''A man may have learned much about women in flirtation and yet still be ignorant of first love.''
46	-->-- ''Creator/GKChesterton''
47
48	->'''Naveen:''' You know you [Tiana] have had quite an influence on me. Which is amazing, because I have dated thousands of women and --
49	->''(Tiana gives him an annoyed look)''
50	->'''Naveen:''' Uh -- No. Like two, three, just other women! And anyway you could not be more different. You know you are -- you are practically one of the guys!
51	->''(Tiana gives a surprised look)''
52	->'''Naveen:''' No, no, no. You are not a guy! Let me begin again. Uh -- ''(trips, and knocks over the minced meal)'' Ah, I am not myself tonight. Tiana! Sorry that was loud. This is a disaster.
53	->'''Tiana:''' No. It's cute.
54	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/ThePrincessAndTheFrog''
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56	->''I must've been through about a million girls\
57	I'd love 'em and I'd leave 'em alone\
58	I didn't care how much they cried, no sir\
59	Their tears left me cold as a stone\
60	But then I fooled around and fell in love...\
61	It used to be when I'd see a girl that I like\
62	I'd get out my book and write down her name\
63	But when the grass got a little greener on the other side\
64	I'd just tear out that page...\
65	Free on my own, that's the way I used to be\
66	But since I met you baby, love's got a hold on me now!''
67	-->--'''Elvin Bishop''', "Fooled Around and Fell In Love"
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69	->'''Wanda:''' That [sex] was fantastic.\
70	'''[=BoJack=]:''' Oh, ''yes''.\
71	'''Wanda:''' Of course I haven't had sex in 30 years. [[DudeShesLikeInAComa I hope.]]
72	->'''[=BoJack=]:''' Something's wrong.
73	->'''Wanda:''' What is it?
74	->'''[=BoJack=]:''' I don't know. I-I feel weird. Like I wanna spend more time with you even though I know we just had sex.\
75	'''Wanda:''' Oh, okay.
76	->'''[=BoJack=]:''' No. You don't understand. We already had sex, but I still want to spend time with you. Is than normal? Am I normal? What is happening to me?
77	->'''Wanda:''' It's okay, we can spend more time together.
78	->'''[=BoJack=]:''' I want to ''do'' things with you. Fully clothed, sober, in daylight hours
79	->'''Wanda:''' Okay.
80	->'''[=BoJack=]:''' I don't understand these feelings. Let's get ''food'' or ''walk in park''. Oh, God. It's coming. I can't stop it -- Do you want to go to Disneyland?
81	->'''Wanda:''' ...Okay?
82	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/BojackHorseman''
83
84	->''No fear but I think I'm falling\
85	I'm not proud\
86	But I'm usually the type of girl that would hit and run\
87	No risk so I think I'm all in\
88	When I kiss your lips, feel my heartbeat thump\
89	And now we're way up, dancing on the roof of the house\
90	And then we make love, right there on your best friend's couch\
91	And then you say, "Love, this is what it's all about"\
92	So keep on kissing my mouth and put that record on again''
93	-->-- '''Music/RitaOra''', "Your Song"
94
95	->'''Roz:''' Wait a minute! I know what you're doing! All this love stuff, it's just another way to get me into bed!
96	->'''Bulldog:''' No, Roz, no... \
97	'''Roz:''' God, the oldest trick in the book! \
98	'''Bulldog:''' Wait a minute, Roz... \
99	'''Roz:''' And you're still at it! You're still at it! Give up, Bulldog!\
100	'''Bulldog:''' No, listen... \
101	'''Roz:''' ''[pleading]'' Give up, Bulldog.
102	-> ''[{{beat}} as realisation dawns]''
103	->'''Bulldog:''' ''[feigned bravado]'' Hey, you can't blame a guy for trying!
104	-->-- ''Series/{{Frasier}}'', "The Dog that Rocks the Cradle"
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106	->''I had my fun, I played around\
107	Without a love to tie me down\
108	I always used to kiss and run,\
109	I never wanted love to catch me...''
110	-->-- '''Music/BillyOcean''', "Red Light Spells Danger"
111
112	->''I never thought that I could love\
113	Strangers at night were good enough\
114	But love's not a thing you get to choose\
115	Try to resist, you'll always lose.''
116	-->-- Music/BethCrowley, "Battle Cry"
117
118	->''Baby, I hope that this ain't karma 'cause I get around\
119	You wanna run it up, I wanna lock it down...''
120	-->--'''Music/JasonDerulo''', "Savage Love"
121
122	->''"Look, I... had a plan. A nice, simple plan: seduce you, sleep with you, manipulate your feelings so you'd never turn on me. It was easy... instinctive. Habits from two hundred years of charming people kicked in. All you had to do... was fall for it. And all I had to do was not fall for you... which is where my nice, simple plan... fell apart."''
123	-->-- '''Astarion''', ''VideoGame/BaldursGateIII''
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