1 | ->''"[[LampshadeHanging There'd better not be a bunch of your friends behind us, because that's one of the oldest gags in the book!]]"'' |
2 | -->-- '''Joe''', ''Webcomic/TwoEvilScientists'' |
3 | |
4 | ->''"[[PrecisionFStrike Fuck the Pope!]] How many divisions has he got?"'' |
5 | -->-- '''UsefulNotes/JosefStalin''' (to Pierre Laval, when urged to tolerate Catholicism to appease UsefulNotes/ThePope) |
6 | |
7 | ->'''Director:''' I was not asking. If you do not return Player to me, I will come and take him by force.\ |
8 | '''Chet:''' Whatever bitch, how do you plan on doing that?\ |
9 | '''Director:''' With the army standing right outside your door.\ |
10 | '''Chet:''' Aw, fuck! |
11 | -->-- ''WebAnimation/TheLeetWorld'' |
12 | |
13 | ->'''[[NoNameGiven Green-haired girl]]''': Hi, sorry about that. Can I have the frisbee back?\ |
14 | '''Man''': NO.\ |
15 | '''Green-haired girl''': Why not?\ |
16 | '''Man''': Kids who can't control their toys shouldn't be playing with them.\ |
17 | '''Green-haired girl''': minus, he won't give me the frisbee back.\ |
18 | '''Man''': Why are you telling her for? [[TemptingFate Do you think your little friend will be able to take it from me?]] You and what army, kid?\ |
19 | ''[minus makes an army appear with [[RealityWarper her powers]]. The man sheepishly returns the Frisbee.]''\ |
20 | '''minus''': hee hee hee hee hee~ HA HA HA HA HA HA\ |
21 | [...]\ |
22 | '''Man''': Huh? Um... well here's your frisbee kid. Sorry my... head got in the way again.\ |
23 | '''minus''': Ask me if you think I can take it from you and then say, "you and what army" again!\ |
24 | '''Man''': What? No, listen, take your stupid frisbee and stay the hell away from me alright? |
25 | -->-- ''Webcomic/{{minus}}'', strip 98 (pictured on the main page) |
26 | |
27 | ->'''EvilChancellor:''' Seize the rebels!\ |
28 | '''[[WorldsStrongestMan Jack Rakan]]:''' You really think you've got the forces for that?\ |
29 | '''Chancellor:''' Do I have the necessary forces? {{You fool}}. The guards for this event are more numerous than those you see here. There are two entire fleets stationed over a surrounding area of tens of kilometres, not to mention elite troops numbering over three thousand. You may be powerful, but even you cannot...\ |
30 | ''[Ala Rubra powers up]''\ |
31 | '''Jack Rakan:''' Like I said. Are you seriously telling me you think that's gonna be enough? ''*cracks knuckles*''\ |
32 | '''Chancellor:''' [[OhCrap Wh... What?!]]\ |
33 | ''[Ala Rubra starts small-scale war]'' |
34 | -->-- ''Manga/NegimaMagisterNegiMagi'' |
35 | |
36 | ->'''Chris''': Dad, I tried to go to school but this guy won't let me.\ |
37 | '''Peter''': Oh yeah? Him and what army?\ |
38 | '''Chris''': The U.S. Army.\ |
39 | '''Peter:''' Oh, that's a good army. |
40 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'' |
41 | |
42 | ->'''Angelica:''' You and what army?\ |
43 | '''Suzie:''' ''[raises her arm]'' Me and THIS arm-y! |
44 | --> ''WesternAnimation/{{Rugrats}}'' |
45 | |
46 | ->'''Messenger:''' He's marching south.\ |
47 | '''[=NiVom=]:''' Into Hypatia? He and what army?\ |
48 | '''Messenger:''' That's just it, my Tyr. Ours. |
49 | -->-- ''Literature/AgeOfFire'' |
50 | |
51 | ->'''Ben''': Oh yeah? You and what army?\ |
52 | '''Caster''': ''[chuckling]'' Why, this one. ''[summons her skeleton minions]''\ |
53 | '''Ben''': I really have to stop jinxing myself. |
54 | -->-- ''Fanfic/FateStayNightUltimateMaster'' |
55 | |
56 | ->'''Bully''': You and what army?\ |
57 | '''Daniel''': Who needs an army? |
58 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheKarateKid'' |
59 | |
60 | ->'''[[ComicBook/TheMightyThor Thor]]:''' [[IsThatTheBestYouCanDo IS THAT THE BEST YOU CAN DO?!]]\ |
61 | ''[Hundreds of Ultron drones swarm the Avengers]''\ |
62 | '''[[ComicBook/CaptainAmerica Steve Rogers]]:''' [[YouJustHadToSayIt You had to ask...]]\ |
63 | '''ComicBook/{{Ultron}}:''' ''This'' is the best I can do. |
64 | -->-- ''Film/AvengersAgeOfUltron'' |
65 | |
66 | ->'''Locus''': Surrender now and I promise only to kill the mercenary.\ |
67 | '''Grif''': Oh yeah? You and what army?\ |
68 | '''Locus''': ''[as Fed soldiers uncloak behind him]'' The Federal Army of Chrous.\ |
69 | '''Grif''': Well, I guess I walked right into that one. |
70 | -->-- ''WebAnimation/RedVsBlue'', Season 11, Episode 17 "Ready...Aim..." |
71 | |
72 | ->'''Tucker''': Yeah. You and what army?\ |
73 | '''Temple''': So glad you asked.\ |
74 | '''Surge''': Reds assemble! Blues deploy!\ |
75 | [trumpets play as the Zealots enter]\ |
76 | '''Simmons''': God damn it. Every time we say that they always end up having an army! |
77 | -->-- ''WebAnimation/RedVsBlue'', [[WebAnimation/RedVsBlueTheShisnoTrilogy Season 15]], Episode 14 "True Colors" |
78 | |
79 | ->''"I was hoping you'd ask me that!"'' |
80 | -->-- '''[[WesternAnimation/XiaolinShowdown Jack Spicer]]''', responding to this question with an army of monkeys |
81 | |
82 | ->'''Soldier:''' By the order of Lord Farquaad, I am authorized to... ''[starts shrinking back as Shrek looms]'' place you both under arrest, and... ''[whimpering]'' transport you to a designated resettlement facility?\ |
83 | '''Shrek:''' Oh, really? You and what army?\ |
84 | ''(Soldier turns to see his entire squad of knights has bailed)'' |
85 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/Shrek1'' |
86 | |
87 | ->'''Klumph:''' Surrender yourself now, and we won't have to sneak up there!\ |
88 | '''Diddy:''' Oh, yeah? Ahahahaha! You and what army?\ |
89 | ''[Kritters cock their firearms inside their barrels]''\ |
90 | '''Diddy:''' The army of misfit barrels. ''(to Baby DK)'' I told you they weren't just a nightmare! |
91 | -->-- '''WebVideo/UncleAl''''s ''Donkey Kong Country Abridged'' |
92 | |
93 | ->'''Sasha:''' Ha! Some [[FourStarBadass general]] you are. Where's your army?\ |
94 | '''Yunan:''' I had an army once...\ |
95 | (Yunan proceeds to cut a bunch of mannequins and trees in the forest.)\ |
96 | '''Yunan:''' [[OneManArmy ...they slowed me down.]]\ |
97 | '''Sasha:''' [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere Okay... we're leaving now!]] |
98 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/{{Amphibia}}'', [[Recap/AmphibiaS2E08Toadcatcher S2E8 "Toadcatcher"]] |
99 | |
100 | ->'''Cab Driver:''' That'll be thirteen-fifty, boys.\ |
101 | '''Nick:''' I thought the captain paid for this in advance?\ |
102 | '''Cab Driver:''' What, you think I look like a limo service?\ |
103 | '''Nick:''' You wanna know what I think you look like? I think you look like a big, fat pushover.\ |
104 | '''Cab Driver:''' You think you can take me? You and whose army?\ |
105 | '''Shep:''' Captain Tagon's army. We're space mercenaries. ''[presents business card]'' Here's our card.\ |
106 | '''Cab Driver:''' You see, that's why I always asks about these things. Yer pre-paid boys. Out you go! |
107 | -->-- ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary'', [[https://www.schlockmercenary.com/2000-10-24 Tuesday October 24th 2000]] |
108 | |
109 | ->'''Plankton:''' Give me the secret formula or I'll destroy the Krusty Krab!\ |
110 | '''Mr. Krabs:''' Ah, you and what army, bug?!\ |
111 | '''Plankton:''' What army? ''What army?'' Look around ya, Krabs! (''zoom out to Plankton's relatives surrounding the Krusty Krab'')\ |
112 | '''Mr. Krabs:''' ...ya planted grass?\ |
113 | '''Plankton:''' ''Grass?!'' (''laughs evilly; the others follow suit'')\ |
114 | '''Mr. Krabs:''' [[OhCrap ...uh-oh.]] |
115 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants'', [[Recap/SpongeBobSquarePantsS3E18MissingIdentityPlanktonsArmy "Plankton's Army"]] |
116 | |
117 | ->'''Loki:''' I have an army.\ |
118 | '''Tony Stark:''' We have a Hulk. |
119 | -->-- ''Film/TheAvengers2012'' |
120 | |
121 | ->'''Mcsquizzy''': Touch a needle on this tree, and I'll give you such a doing!\ |
122 | '''Boog:''' Yeah? You and what army?\ |
123 | '''Mcsquizzy''': (whistles)\ |
124 | '''Squirrel Army:''' Oi!\ |
125 | '''Boog:''' Oh. That army. |
126 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/OpenSeason'' |
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