1 | ->''"Just take me wherever it is you people buy shi- ''[[NotInFrontOfTheKid stuff]],'' where you buy stuff."'' |
2 | -->-- '''Older Joseph''', ''Fanfic/JonathanJoestarTheFirstJoJo'' |
3 | |
4 | ->''"Oh, Vedika! Yeah, I've never seen this shi-- uh, something like this."'' |
5 | -->-- '''Devin''', ''Webcomic/SleeplessDomain'' |
6 | |
7 | ->''"I like a man [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything with a big]]...vocabulary."'' |
8 | -->-- '''April May''', ''VisualNovel/PhoenixWrightAceAttorney'' |
9 | |
10 | ->''"This week, our castaways will use this jun-building materials to build emergency shelters."'' |
11 | -->-- '''Bugs Bunny''', ''WebAnimation/ToonMarooned'' |
12 | |
13 | ->'''Shirley:''' What is going on?\ |
14 | '''Troy:''' We're trying to get Jeff ready for the fi-iiiiiii.... iiiighhhh... t. ''(whispers)'' I couldn't think of another word.\ |
15 | '''Jeff:''' Idiot. He meant we were figh- ...ting. It ''is'' hard to think of another word. |
16 | -->-- ''Series/{{Community}}'', [[Recap/CommunityS1E12ComparativeReligion "Comparative Religion"]] |
17 | |
18 | ->'''Lindsay:''' If you say no, you're just gonna drive him to Ann.\ |
19 | '''George Michael:''' Hey Dad, could you drive me to Ann's?\ |
20 | '''Michael:''' [[LittleNo Nnnnn]] YES! |
21 | -->-- ''Series/ArrestedDevelopment'' |
22 | |
23 | ->'''Rocko and Filbert:''' ''[Opening the door, angry as all out]'' WHAT IN THE ''[Finds the deportation officer at the door]'' [=HELloooooo=]. |
24 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/RockosModernLife'' |
25 | |
26 | ->''Oh, son of a bi-bi...son of a bi-bi, son of a bi-bi, son of a bi-bi-bi...a gun. Heh heh! [[DoubleSubverted I bet you thought I was going to say "S-s-son of a bitch", didn't you?]]'' |
27 | -->-- '''Porky''', ''WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes Blooper Reel'' |
28 | |
29 | ->''"Where is 'Hold Me Touch Me'? [checking photos] Kiss Me Feel Me, Clinch Me Pinch Me, Lick Me Bite Me, Suck Me F-- Ah, here she is."'' |
30 | -->-- '''Max Bialystock''', ''Film/TheProducers'' |
31 | |
32 | ->"For my own part," said Captain Aubrey, "I have no notion of disliking a man for his beliefs, above all if he was born with them. I find I can get along very well with Jews or even..." The P of Papists was already formed, and the word was obliged to come out as Pindoos. |
33 | -->-- ''[[Literature/AubreyMaturin The Wine-Dark Sea]]''[[note]]Aubrey is talking in the presence of his friend, Stephen Maturin, who is Catholic.[[/note]] |
34 | |
35 | -> ''"And one of your fellow subjects has proven to be...difficult to reason with''" *[[{{Understatement}} Cue Omar wreathed in his own fire]]* |
36 | -->-- '''Archivist''', ''Webcomic/{{Chiasmata}}'' |
37 | |
38 | ->'''Banner:''' Even if Barton didn't tell Loki about the tower, it was still all over the news.\ |
39 | '''Cap:''' The Stark Tower? That big, ugly...\ |
40 | ''(DeathGlare from Tony)''\ |
41 | '''Cap:''' ...building in New York? |
42 | -->-- ''Film/TheAvengers2012'' |
43 | |
44 | ->''Heh. You know, forgetting for a minute that we don't condone friendship, it's sort of... almost... uh... reprehensible. Totally and completely reprehensible.'' |
45 | -->-- '''Miss Pauling''', ''Webcomic/TeamFortress2'', ''WAR'' |
46 | |
47 | ->"You're being embarrassed as players. You're getting bent over and... Oh no, that's not gonna work at all. Y'know what? Bend over and block! Can somebody make a block, please!?"\ |
48 | "What are you guys doing out there on the secondary!? Get your head out of your... helmet! Get your head out of your helmet!"\ |
49 | "Can someone in this locker room catch a pass!? Son of a fff-father who's in the crowd tonight and is probably very proud of you!"\ |
50 | "Can't complete a pass. Can't block a rusher. This whole offensive line is a clusterf-... First downs! We need more first downs!" |
51 | -->-- '''John Crist''', "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rS8lN257k-c "Degenerate Football Coach Gets Job at Christian School"]]" |
52 | |
53 | ->''"The border guard's massive...ly down in the dumps."'' |
54 | -->--'''Leif''', ''VideoGame/BugFables'' |
55 | |
56 | ->''"♪ Community Center is the... uh... uh... is the...... beeeeeeest. ♪"'' |
57 | -->--'''Cricket''', ''WesternAnimation/BigCityGreens'', "Bleeped" |
58 | |
59 | ->'''Kiri''': Just be careful, please? Since you're kind of stupi-...brash, Youka.\ |
60 | '''Youka''': ''(thinks)'' It kinda hurts more when you correct yourself like that. |
61 | -->-- ''VisualNovel/KindredSpiritsOnTheRoof'' |
62 | |
63 | ->''"She's got lovely big... blue eyes."'' |
64 | -->-- '''Sid Boggle''', ''Film/CarryOnCamping'' |
65 | |
66 | ->''"I need to interr-er... give him the help he needs."'' |
67 | -->-- '''Colonel von Gutz''', ''Film/UpTheFront'' |
68 | |
69 | ->"That's just it, Rainbow," I said. "Via careful observation of the execution of your cardboard-themed science project, I done come to the conclusion that there are certain peculiarities about, well, you, that make you uniquely resistant to the effects of the intelligence-augmenting science poison."\ |
70 | "What exactly are you saying?" said Dash.\ |
71 | "Basically," I said, "I'm using you as my secret weapon here because you're so gol-darn stup-"\ |
72 | Dash blinked at me, looking wide-eyed and blank.\ |
73 | "Stup... endously, uh, radical," I finished.\ |
74 | "Hey yeah!" she said. "You're right! I'm way too radical to get slowed up by a bunch of dumb ol' trees! All right, I'm back on board with your plan, A.J.!"\ |
75 | "Glad we got that straightened out," I said, keeping my voice carefully even. |
76 | -->--''Fanfic/{{Contraptionology}}'' |
77 | |
78 | ->'''Granny:''' Whew.\ |
79 | '''Anju:''' "Whew"?\ |
80 | '''Granny:''' Err, "Whewww----would you like me to read you a story? |
81 | -->-- ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaMajorasMask'' |
82 | |
83 | ->'''Oscar''': Ms. O, uh...can I have a...juice?\ |
84 | '''Oprah:''' ''NOOOOO-YES!'' |
85 | -->-- ''Series/OddSquad'', "[[Recap/OddSquadS1E5ReindeerGames Reindeer Games]]" |
86 | |
87 | ->'''Olive:''' Question two: "What's your favorite food?" Unicorn said "carrot".\ |
88 | '''Oscar:''' Robot said... "carrot"!\ |
89 | '''Otto:''' Mummy said... "caaaaaaramel corn". |
90 | -->-- ''Series/OddSquad'', "[[Recap/OddSquadS1E11HowToInterrogateAUnicornTheBriefcase How to Interrogate a Unicorn]]" |
91 | |
92 | ->'''Matron:''' Do delivery-persons habitually wander unchecked in and out of your Ward, Sister?\ |
93 | '''Sister Chesterton:''' Only when Nurse Walton and I are both in here, Matron, going through all this sh-eer delight. |
94 | -->-- ''Script/CarryOnAgainNurse'' |
95 | |
96 | ->''"Maybe I should retire to a nice, big beach, with a nice, big drink, and a woman with nice... big... bags of ice for my head!"'' |
97 | -->-- '''Dr. Neo Cortex''', ''VideoGame/CrashBandicoot3Warped'' |
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