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2 | [[foldercontrol]] |
3 | |
4 | [[folder:Comic Books]] |
5 | ->'''Henry Pym:''' What are you implying, you little witch? That I couldn't come up with that formula on my own?\ |
6 | '''Janet Van Dyne:''' Oh, you're such the polymath, aren't you? It's not enough that you're the cybertronics expert, but you have to be the world authority on super-genetics too, now, right? Well, let's see how many super soldiers you create which don't involve getting big, getting small or telling ants what to do through a helmet, jackass! Bruce Banner was twice the geneman you'll ever be and you know it, mister! |
7 | -->-- ''ComicBook/TheUltimates'' |
8 | [[/folder]] |
9 | |
10 | [[folder:Fan Works]] |
11 | ->''"Let me guess: [[ImADoctorNotAPlaceholder you're a doctor, not a doctor?]]"'' |
12 | -->-- '''Captain Janeway''' to Dr. Zimmermann, ''Fanfic/RocketshipVoyager'' |
13 | [[/folder]] |
14 | |
15 | [[folder:Film -- Animation]] |
16 | ->'''Jim:''' Well, you've gotta help her!\ |
17 | '''Doppler:''' Dangit, Jim, I'm an astronomer, not a doctor! I mean, I am a doctor, but not that kind of doctor. I have a doctorate, it's not the same thing. You can't help people with a doctorate. You just sit there and you're useless! |
18 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/TreasurePlanet'' |
19 | [[/folder]] |
20 | |
21 | [[folder:Film -- Live-Action]] |
22 | ->'''Buck Laughlin:''' Well, we're here with Dr. Theodore Millbank, President of the Mayflower Kennel Club, and Doctor, let me ask you something: I've got a little bursitis in my shoulder. Do you recommend heat or cold?\ |
23 | '''Dr. Millbank:''' I'm not that kind of doctor.\ |
24 | '''Buck Laughlin:''' ''[chuckling]'' I know that. ''[to the camera]'' I'm just kidding the doctor. He's not that kind of doctor, but he's got such a good sense of humor we like to have a few laughs. |
25 | -->-- ''Film/BestInShow'' |
26 | |
27 | ->'''Karim:''' Who are you?\ |
28 | '''Dr. Fate:''' Call me Dr. Fate.\ |
29 | '''Karim:''' ''[has been shot and is bleeding out]'' How bad is it, Doc? Am I dying?\ |
30 | '''Dr. Fate:''' I'm not that kind of doctor. |
31 | -->-- ''Film/BlackAdam2022'' |
32 | |
33 | ->'''Thor:''' Here! Take the wheel!\ |
34 | '''Bruce Banner:''' No! I don't know how to fly one one of these!\ |
35 | '''Thor:''' You're a scientist. Use one of your Ph.Ds!\ |
36 | '''Bruce:''' None of them are for ''flying alien spaceships!'' |
37 | -->-- ''Film/ThorRagnarok'' |
38 | [[/folder]] |
39 | |
40 | [[folder:Literature]] |
41 | ->''"After I got my Ph.D., my mother took great relish in introducing me as, 'This is my son, he's a doctor but not the kind that helps people.'"'' |
42 | -->-- '''Randy Pausch''', ''The Last Lecture'' |
43 | |
44 | ->''Do you feel that people who insist upon referring to themselves as "doctor" simply because they hold Ph.D. degrees, which are about as rare as air molecules, tend to be self-important weenies?'' |
45 | -->-- ''Literature/DaveBarrySleptHere'', Chapter Four, Discussion Question 3 |
46 | |
47 | ->''"I do wish that you would all make a little more effort to recall that I may be called 'Doc' but that I know precious little about medicine. I am a doctor of science, and [[FishOutOfTemporalWater none of my science is of any avail here and now]]."'' |
48 | -->-- ''''Doc' Theophilus Algernon Tanner''', ''Literature/{{Deathlands}}'', "Ice and Fire" |
49 | [[/folder]] |
50 | |
51 | [[folder:Live-Action TV]] |
52 | ->''"My colleague is a doctor of medicine. I am a Doctor of many things."'' |
53 | -->-- '''The Doctor''', ''Series/DoctorWho'' |
54 | |
55 | ->'''Astrid:''' Oh, you're a doctor?\ |
56 | '''The Doctor:''' Well, not of any medical significance.\ |
57 | '''Astrid:''' Doctor of law? Philosophy?\ |
58 | '''The Doctor:''' Which law? Whose philosophy? |
59 | -->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'', "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS5E4TheEnemyOfTheWorld The Enemy of the World]]" |
60 | |
61 | ->'''Rita:''' What exactly happened to him?\ |
62 | '''The Doctor:''' [[HesDeadJim He died.]]\ |
63 | '''Rita:''' You are a ''medical'' doctor, aren't you? You haven't just got a degree in, I don't know, cheese-making or something.\ |
64 | '''The Doctor:''' No! Well, yes, [[OmnidisciplinaryScientist both, actually.]] |
65 | -->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'', "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS32E11TheGodComplex The God Complex]]" |
66 | |
67 | ->'''The Doctor:''' You're a medic, I'm the Doctor.\ |
68 | '''Mabli:''' A doctor of medicine?\ |
69 | '''The Doctor:''' Well, medicine, science, engineering, candyfloss, Franchise/{{Lego}}, philosophy, music, problems, people, hope. [[HopeBringer Mostly hope]]. |
70 | -->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'', "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS37E5TheTsurangaConundrum The Tsuranga Conundrum]]" |
71 | |
72 | ->'''Aris Boch''': Dr. Jackson, if you don't mind treating my wound.\ |
73 | '''Dr. Jackson''': I'm an archaeologist.\ |
74 | '''Aris Boch''': I know, but you're also a doctor.\ |
75 | '''Dr. Jackson''': ...of ''archaeology''. |
76 | -->-- ''Series/StargateSG1'' |
77 | |
78 | ->'''Police Officer:''' I'm sorry Mister Cooper but...\ |
79 | '''[[InsufferableGenius Dr. Sheldon Cooper]]:''' ''Doctor'' Cooper.\ |
80 | '''Police Officer:''' ''[to [[OnlySaneMan Leonard]]]'' Seriously?\ |
81 | '''Dr. Leonard Hofstader:''' Not the kind with access to drugs. |
82 | -->-- ''Series/TheBigBangTheory'' |
83 | |
84 | ->'''Bobby Draper''': ''[to Dr. Calvet]'' Do you give out a lot of shots?\ |
85 | '''Dr. Emil Calvet''': Haha, I am not a medical doctor, I am a professor.\ |
86 | '''Don Draper''': When you have a high degree in any field, they call you a doctor. It's from the Middle Ages.\ |
87 | '''Emil''': That's right. |
88 | -->-- ''Series/MadMen'', "At the Codfish Ball" |
89 | |
90 | ->'''Amy''': I thought you were a doctor?\ |
91 | '''Rachel''': Ross actually has a [=PhD=].\ |
92 | '''Amy''': ''Ew.'' |
93 | -->-- ''Series/{{Friends}}'' |
94 | |
95 | ->'''Ross:''' ''[at a hospital]'' I'm Doctor Ross Geller.\ |
96 | '''Rachel:''' Ross, stop it. That actually means something here. |
97 | -->-- ''Series/{{Friends}}'' |
98 | |
99 | ->'''Rory:''' You can fix me!\ |
100 | '''Dr. Stein:''' Me?\ |
101 | '''Rory:''' You're a doctor.\ |
102 | '''Dr. Stein:''' Of ''nuclear physics.''\ |
103 | ''[later]''\ |
104 | '''Sara:''' What are you doing?\ |
105 | '''Dr. Stein:''' ''[about to cut open Rory's skull]'' Brain surgery! What does it look like?\ |
106 | ''[=[=][[UnusuallyUninterestingSight Sara and Jax shrug and leave]]]'' |
107 | -->-- ''Series/LegendsOfTomorrow'' |
108 | |
109 | ->'''Dale:''' You do realize we're not... doctors.\ |
110 | '''Stacey:''' Well, not surgeons.\ |
111 | '''Catherine:''' You went to medical school.\ |
112 | '''Stacey:''' Yeah, in the nineties. |
113 | -->-- ''Series/Runaways2017'' |
114 | |
115 | ->'''Maze:''' How do I keep this human from dying?\ |
116 | '''Linda:''' Take him to a hospital, that's how! How many times do I have to tell you I'm not that kind of doctor? |
117 | -->-- ''Series/Lucifer2016'', "[[Recap/Lucifer2016S03E03MrAndMrsMazikeenSmith Mr. & Mrs. Mazikeen Smith]]" |
118 | [[/folder]] |
119 | |
120 | [[folder:Video Games]] |
121 | ->'''Dogen''': What do you think's wrong with my brain, Doctor?\ |
122 | '''Dr. Loboto''': How should I know? I'm a ''dentist''. |
123 | -->-- ''VideoGame/{{Psychonauts}}'' |
124 | |
125 | ->''"I'm'' a ''doctor, not'' the ''doctor."'' |
126 | -->-- '''Dr. Zev Cohen''', ''VideoGame/MassEffect1'' |
127 | |
128 | ->''[ComicBook/DoctorOctopus crashes through the wall of the Daily Bugle newsroom]''\ |
129 | '''J. Jonah Jameson:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Doc Octopus? You're a real doctor, right? Cause I have a pain right here... down there... oh, and that bit over there, wow!]]\ |
130 | '''Doctor Octopus:''' Your cheap health plan doesn't cover office visits. ''[Marches through office, trashing tables as he goes, punches through the wall and climbs out]'' |
131 | -->-- ''VideoGame/LEGOMarvelSuperHeroes'' |
132 | |
133 | ->''"Not the healing kind of doctor."'' |
134 | -->-- The Villain Vault description for Dr. Krankcase, ''VideoGame/SkylandersTrapTeam'' |
135 | [[/folder]] |
136 | |
137 | [[folder:Webcomics]] |
138 | ->''(In a flashback)''\ |
139 | '''Nameless Extra:''' I thought you were, like, a real doctor. Like in hospitals? I can't date a liar, so it's not gonna work out.\ |
140 | '''Li Yun:''' (a glaciologist) Liar? I have a Ph.D.-- |
141 | -->-- ''Webcomic/BailinAndLiYun'' |
142 | |
143 | ->'''[[MadScientist Dr. Schtein]]:''' Really? You're gonna go all med degree superiority on me right now? ...Besides, you're a dentist! You're slightly above a foot doctor on the scale of how much a doctorate impresses chicks. I'm a goddamn nuclear physicist.\ |
144 | '''[[BackAlleyDoctor Dr. Granger]]:''' Holy moley, so you're the guy who [[TheyCallMeMisterTibbs makes people call him ‘Doctor’]] outside of professional settings, huh? |
145 | -->-- ''Webcomic/StringTheory2009'', Chapter 9 [[https://www.stringtheorycomic.com/comic/chapter-9-page-3/ Pages 3-4]] |
146 | |
147 | -> '''Laura:''' Alright, I've heard enough.\ |
148 | '''Jenny:''' Gosh, you're ''good'' at this. And I never even knew you ''had'' a psychiatry degree!\ |
149 | '''Laura:''' …Well. I have a ''[[ExactWords degree]]''. |
150 | -->-- ''Webcomic/JennyAndTheMultiverse'', Chapter 2, [[https://jennyandthemultiverse.thecomicseries.com/comics/13#content-start Page 1]] |
151 | [[/folder]] |
152 | |
153 | [[folder:Web Original]] |
154 | ->''"Oh hell, is that guy dead? Dammit, I'm a doctor[[note]] of theoretical physics[[/note]] not a... normal doctor!"'' |
155 | -->-- '''[[VideoGame/HalfLife Gordon Freeman]]''', ''WebVideo/FreemansMind'' |
156 | [[/folder]] |
157 | |
158 | [[folder:Western Animation]] |
159 | ->'''Fionna:''' Help her, Simon, you're a doctor!\ |
160 | '''Simon:''' I'm an antiquarian, damn it. |
161 | -->--''WesternAnimation/AdventureTimeFionnaAndCake'', "Destiny" |
162 | |
163 | ->''"I don't think he's the kind of doctor who'd say, 'Turn your head and cough!'"'' |
164 | -->-- '''Spider-Man''', ''[[WesternAnimation/UltimateSpiderMan2012 Ultimate Spider-Man]]'', on Doctor Doom |
165 | |
166 | ->'''Dr. Burr''': Give me room, I'm a doctor!\ |
167 | '''Alfred''': Wait! Are you a medical doctor?\ |
168 | '''Dr. Burr''': I am tonight. |
169 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/BewareTheBatman'', "Safe" |
170 | |
171 | ->'''Simpson Family''': [[PhraseCatcher AAAAAH! Sideshow Bob!]]\ |
172 | '''Sideshow Bob''': ''Doctor'' Sideshow Bob.\ |
173 | '''Homer''': Real Doctor or [=PhD=]?\ |
174 | '''Sideshow Bob''': ''[grumbles]'' [=PhD=]. |
175 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS25E13TheManWhoGrewTooMuch The Man Who Grew Too Much]]" |
176 | [[/folder]] |
177 |
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