Line #77 Quotes/UnexplainedRecovery


1	->'''Magnus the Red:''' ''Vulkan?!'' Why are you alive?!\
2	'''Vulkan:''' Why am I alive? Why would I want to be dead? Being alive is fun! All my friends are here!
3	-->-- ''WebAnimation/IfTheEmperorHadATextToSpeechDevice''
4
5	->''"[[OrphanedPunchline ...But it turned out I didn't die!]]"''
6	-->-- ''WebAnimation/HomestarRunner''
7
8	->'''Woman:''' Father [=McGrath=]?! I thought you were dead!\
9	'''Father [=McGrath=]:''' I ''was!''
10	-->-- ShowWithInAShow in ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', "Bart's Dog Gets An F"
11
12	->''"He was dead... Then he got better."''
13	-->-- TagLine for ''Film/CrankHighVoltage''
14
15	->'''Zachariah''': How are you--\
16	'''Castiel''': ...alive? That's a good question. How did these two [indicating Sam and Dean] end up on that airplane? Another good question, because the angels didn't do it. I think we both know the [[{{God}} answer]], [[DivineIntervention don't we?]]
17	-->-- ''Series/{{Supernatural}}''
18
19	->'''Nasanna:''' Shepard? But...you're dead!\
20	'''Commander Shepard:''' I got better.
21	-->-- ''VideoGame/MassEffect2''
22
23	->'''Mikaal:''' Thought you were injured.\
24	'''Congorilla:''' I got better.
25	-->-- ''ComicBook/JusticeLeagueCryForJustice #7''
26
27	->''"I think it was very nice of you to give that dead woman another chance."''
28	-->-- '''Crow T. Robot''', ''[[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S08E20SpaceMutiny Mystery Science Theater 3000, Space Mutiny]]''
29
30	->'''Cinema Snob''': ... Weren't you Doctor Insano?\
31	'''Spoony''': Eh. I got better.
32	-->-- ''WebVideo/{{Kickassia}}''
33
34	->'''K''': But how?! You were supposed to be deeeeeeead!\
35	'''Nabeshin''': I was, but Kumi-Kumi fixed me up with her needles!\
36	'''Kumi-Kumi''': I'm an acupuncturist!\
37	'''K''': BUT SHE WAS DEAD TOO!\
38	'''Nabeshin''': That's beside the point.
39	-->-- ''Anime/PuniPuniPoemi''
40
41	->'''Sir Bevedere:''' What makes you think she is a witch?\
42	'''Peasant:''' Well, she turned me into a newt!\
43	'''Sir Bevedere''': ...A ''newt?''\
44	''[long beat]''\
45	'''Peasant:''' I got better.
46	-->-- ''Film/MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail''
47
48	->'''Jacques:''' ''(a few minutes after he [[StuffBlowingUp randomly exploded]])'' Bro, the fuck is that?\
49	'''Jon:''' ''(casually)'' Oh hey Jacques, I thought you died.
50	-->-- '''WebVideo/JonTron''', ''VideoGame/StarFoxAdventures Review''
51
52	->''[The Karate Duo Number One have been {{curb stomp\|Battle}}ed by [[VideoGame/SuperMarioRPG Geno]]]''\
53	'''Zeus Guy #1''': I have been defeated.\
54	'''Zeus Guy #2''': I am dying.\
55	'''Zeus Guy #1''': Seriously?\
56	'''Zeus Guy #2''': Yes.\
57	'''Zeus Guy #1''': But you can't die. We're a karate duo. You can't have a duo with just one!\
58	'''Zeus Guy #2''': Then you shall be Karate Solo Number One.\
59	'''Zeus Guy #1''': But that does not have the same ring to it.\
60	'''Zeus Guy #2''': Ugh....\
61	(Zeus Guy #2 dies.)\
62	'''Zeus Guy #1''': Nooooooooo....\
63	''[Cut to the Karate Duo recalling the story to Hal and Jeff]''\
64	'''Jeff''': Woah! Woah! Woah! If he died in the story, how's he sitting next to you?\
65	'''Karate Duo Number One''': Lucky Candy!
66	-->-- ''WebAnimation/BowsersKingdom Episode 9''
67
68	->'''Frieza:''' Vegeta?! This can't be, I killed you myself!\
69	'''Vegeta:''' Sorry, it didn't ''take!''
70	-->-- ''Anime/DragonBallZKai''
71
72	->''"[[FirstLawOfResurrection If we wish to bring someone back to life, it's because we wanted to.]]"''
73	-->-- '''David Gaider''' of Creator/{{BioWare}}
74
75	->'''Shinra:''' You had two bullets in your body, and considerable muscle damage in your legs and abdomen... so why are you walking around like nothing's happened?\
76	'''Shizuo:''' Why? 'Cause I can.
77	-->-- ''Literature/{{Durarara}}''
78
79	->'''Candide''': Dearest, how can this be so?\
80	You were dead, you know.\
81	You were [[TheresNoKillLikeOverkill shot and bayoneted, too.]]\
82	'''Cunegonde''': That is very true.\
83	Ah, but [[ThePowerOfLove love will find a way.]]\
84	'''Candide''': Then what did you do?\
85	'''Cunegonde''': [[ItsALongStory We'll go into that another day.]]\
86	Now let's talk of you.\
87	You are looking very well.\
88	Weren't you clever, dear, to survive?
89	-->-- ''Theatre/{{Candide}}'', TheMusical
90
91	->'''James''': Makes-Things [[BackFromTheDead came back]].\
92	'''Fritz''': What?\
93	'''James''': He came back.\
94	'''Fritz''' What, like, brought back? Cloning? Was that [[HesJustHiding crazy vacation theory]] someone espoused true?\
95	'''James''': No, he just... came back. One day he wasn’t there, the next day he was.
96	-->-- ''WebOriginal/ProtectorsOfThePlotContinuum'', ''Snapback''
97
98	->'''Zim''': Skoodge? I thought the Almighty Tallest killed you.\
99	'''Skoodge''': Yeeaaah, but I'm okay now.
100	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/InvaderZim''
101
102	->'''Tarvek:''' How did you--\
103	'''Othar:''' HA! A mere chain is ''nothing'' for an adventurer such as myself!\
104	'''Tarvek:''' What? No! I thought he'd ''broken your back!''\
105	'''Othar:''' Oh, that. Special trousers.\
106	'''Tarvek:''' ''What!?''\
107	'''Othar:''' ''Very'' heroic.
108	-->-- ''Webcomic/GirlGenius''
109
110	->'''Mu''': Shaka?! Didn't you get atomized?
111	->'''Shaka''': Yeah, but I got better.
112	-->-- ''WebVideo/LesChevaliersDuZodiaqueLaSerieAbregee''
113
114	->''"Okay, cutting to the chase. Back, not dead. Surprise! Never mind."''
115	-->-- '''Missy''', ''Series/DoctorWho''
116
117	->'''Rarity''': Parents? How are you alive? You both died in that chariot crash while on vacation six years ago.\
118	'''Rarity's Father''': Well, if there's anything Sweetie Bell here has taught us, it's not to question things.
119	-->-- ''WebVideo/FriendshipIsWitchcraft''
120
121	->''"Yeah, I don't get this either. Pretty sure I died."''
122	-->-- '''[[spoiler:Kyoko Kirigiri]]''', ''Anime/DanganRonpa3'' ([[GagDub original English dub]])
123
124	->''"Obviously, the Master ''always'' gets 'killed' at the end of the adventure. And then, with minimal explanation, just shows up again!"''
125	-->-- '''Creator/StevenMoffat''', ''Magazine/DoctorWhoMagazine'' #490
126
127	->''"Somehow, Palpatine returned."''
128	-->-- '''Poe Dameron''', ''Film/StarWarsTheRiseOfSkywalker''
129
130	->''"'Angry Bob un-died.'"''
131	-->-- '''Rat''' solves a major hurdle for the sequel to his novel, ''ComicStrip/PearlsBeforeSwine''
132
133	->'''Lazyfire:''' You ever watch ''WesternAnimation/AmericanDad''?\
134	'''Robot Randy:''' No.\
135	'''Lazyfire:''' Okay, uh, there's an episode where the main character watches another character die, and just- like, he gets carried off by waves or something like that so he doesn't technically die. But, uh, at the end of the episode, because they have to [[StatusQuoIsGod maintain continuity]], he's just ''there'', and the main character looks at him and goes, "Jeff! I thought you died!" And Jeff just goes, "nope". And that's- that's about as far as this game goes in explaining how Pac is still alive.
136	-->---LetsPlay of ''VideoGame/Battlefield4'', "[[https://youtu.be/bHl2ULEwBa0?t=668 Suez]]"
137
138	->'''Patient:''' Dr Constantine, my leg's grown back! When I come to the hospital, I had one leg!\
139	'''Dr Constantine:''' Well, there is a war on. Is it possible you miscounted?
140	-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'', "The Doctor Dances"
141
142	-> ''How-- But I thought-- You-- But-- Oh, whatever. ''
143	-->-- '''Robin [=DeSanto=]''' trying to figure out how [[spoiler:Mike Warner]] is no longer DeaderThanDead before giving up, ''Webcomic/{{Shortpacked}}''
144
145	->''"Last time I saw him he tried to murder me. But when you kill someone by [[RasputinianDeath chopping off their head, rolling them up in a carpet and burning it]]... you'd better make ''sure'' they're dead."''
146	-->-- '''Colin Mochrie''', ''Series/WhoseLineIsItAnyway''
147
148	->'''Goldilocks''': And ''you're'' supposed to be dead!\
149	'''Puss''': I got better...?
150	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/PussInBootsTheLastWish''
151
152	->'''Nightcrawler:''' Listen, Shagreen... The last time I saw you, you were falling to your death in another dimension. ''How'' did you get ''here''? And how the devil did you learn to teleport?\
153	'''Shagreen:''' You'd like to know that, would you? Well, you can just wonder, because I'm ''not'' going to ''tell'' you.
154	-->-- ''[[ComicBook/UncannyXmen Nightcrawler]]'' vol. 1 #4
155
156	->'''Batman:''' You're supposed to be dead.\
157	'''Joker:''' Maybe we're ''both'' dead, Bats.\
158	'''Batman:''' Then this would be Hell.
159
160	->'''Catwoman:''' When did you get back?\
161	'''Joker:''' Curiosity kills cats...\
162	'''Catwoman:''' ...and Supermen kill Jokers.
163	-->--''Videogame/Injustice2''

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