...But it turned out I didn't die!

Woman: Father McGrath... I thought you were dead.
Father McGrath: I was!

He was dead... Then he got better.

Zachariah: How are you...

Castiel:... alive? That's a good question. How did these two [indicating Sam and Dean] end up on that airplane? Another good question, because the angels didn't do it. I think we both know the answer, don't we?

Nasanna: Shepard? But...you're dead!

Commander Shepard: I got better.

Mikaal: Thought you were injured.

Congorilla: I got better.

Cinema Snob: ".....weren't you Doctor Insano?"

Spoony: "Eh. I got better."

K: "But how?! You were supposed to be deeeeeeead!"

Nabeshin: "I was, but Kumi-Kumi fixed me up with her needles!"

Kumi-Kumi: "I'm an acupuncturist!"

K: "BUT SHE WAS DEAD TOO!"

Nabeshin: "That's beside the point."

Sir Bevedere: What makes you think she is a witch?

Peasant: Well she turned me into a newt!

Sir Bevedere:...A newt?

Peasant: *beat* I got better.

(The Karate Duo Number One have been curb stomped by Geno.)
Zeus Guy #1: I have been defeated.
Zeus Guy #2: I am dying.
Zeus Guy #1: Seriously?
Zeus Guy #2: Yes.
Zeus Guy #1: But you can't die. We're a karate duo. You can't have a duo with just one!
Zeus Guy #2: Then you shall be Karate Solo Number One.
Zeus Guy #1: But that does not have the same ring to it.
Zeus Guy #2: Ugh....
(Zeus Guy #2 dies.)
Zeus Guy #1: Nooooooooo....
(Cut to the Karate Duo recalling the story to Hal and Jeff)
Jeff: Woah! Woah! Woah! If he died in the story, how's he sitting next to you?
Karate Duo Number One: Lucky Candy!

Frieza: I defeated you!

Vegeta: Sorry, it didn't take!

If we wish to bring someone back to life, it's because we wanted to.

Shinra: You had two bullets in your body, and considerable muscle damage in your legs and abdomen... so why are you walking around like nothing's happened?

Shizuo: Why? 'Cause I can.