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1->'''[[ChefOfIron Zeff]]:''' ''[[NoJustNoReaction Men aren't meant to kick women]]'', you twat! That's an ironclad rule of this universe since before the time of the dinosaurs! Listen, I don't care how many times you screw up as a human being, but if you ever screw up as a man... If that day comes, ''[[FreudianThreat I'll be there to personally slice your balls off]]!'' Hell, [[ForgivenessRequiresDeath I'll even slice my own throat while I'm at it]]!\
2'''Sanji:''' ''What?!'' Why would you go that far?!\
3'''Zeff:''' [[ToughLove It's my duty]]... It's what it means to be your damn [[LikeASonToMe parent]]! So don't you dare grow into some asshole I'll come to despise, you fool! Now hurry up and get back to work!
4-->-- '''Sanji''' is taught not to hit women, ''Manga/OnePiece''
5
6->''"I-I cannot hit a lady! It's not what a gentleman does! Please do not make me hurt you!"''
7-->-- '''Jonathan Joestar''', ''Fanfic/JonathanJoestarTheFirstJoJo''
8
9-> [lifts up Tuffnut, preparing to hit him in anger, freezes] ''[[HalfIdenticalTwins You're the]] ''[[HalfIdenticalTwins guy]]'', [[LampshadeHanging right?]]''
10-->-- '''Snoutlout''', ''WesternAnimation/DragonsRidersOfBerk'', "Viking For Hire"
11
12->'''Scott''': "I don't hit girls."\
13'''Roxie''': "You're just a pussy, Pilgrim!"
14-->-- ''ComicBook/ScottPilgrim Gets It Together''
15
16->'''[[AlphaBitch Tammy]]''': ''You wouldn't hit a girl, would ya, Heathcliff?''\
17'''Heathcliff''': ''Uh, no. No, I...I guess not.''\
18'''Tammy''': ''Good! 'Cause [[DoubleStandardAbuseFemaleOnMale I LOVE to hit boys!]]''
19-->--''WesternAnimation/HeathcliffAndTheCatillacCats'', "Terrible Tammy"
20
21->If she had been a man who dared lay hands on him, Erik would have dropped her where she stood. But alas, she was only a woman.
22-->--''Fanfic/ErikTheVampireHunter'', an AU retelling of ''Theatre/ThePhantomOfTheOpera''
23
24->'''Fooker''' ''(in a flashback)'' My, aren't we pushy! [[TemptingFate Whatta ya gonna do, sweetheart? Beat me up?]]\
25''(Switches back to the present)''\
26'''Nick''': You mean you really ''did'' beat him up? ''(Ki grins)''\
27'''Fooker''': It's not fair. Guys should be allowed to hit girls in self-defense.
28-->-- ''Webcomic/GeneralProtectionFault'', [[http://www.gpf-comics.com/archive/2001/01/06 January 6, 2001]]
29
30->'''Bronn:''' It's against my code to hurt a woman.
31->'''[[FauxActionGirl Obara]]:''' It's amazing [[{{Irony}} how many men we beat seem to have this code]].
32-->-- ''Series/GameOfThrones'', "The Gift"
33
34->'''Morph:''' [''strangling the Hulk with [[ShapeshifterWeapon shapeshifted chains]]]'' You hit a girl, you insensitive bucket of crap! I don't care how how big and stupid and ferocious and infused with deadly radiation you are, ''we DON'T hit chicks!''
35->[''The Hulk grabs the chains and flips Morph over his head'']
36->'''Morph:''' OW! OOWW! EASY! EASY! Okay - exception made - you can hit ladies - just bigger ones! OOWW!
37->'''The Hulk:''' '''[[ShutUpKirk RUBBER THING WILL STOP TALKING!]]'''
38-->-- ''Comicbook/{{Exiles}} #5: Up North And In The Green Part 1''
39
40->'''Washington:''' Why not just attack her [Sister] and win then? It would take about ten seconds.
41->'''Sarge:''' That's the problem! I can't attack a girl. So we're locked, in an epic stalemate.
42-->-- ''WebAnimation/RedVsBlue''
43
44->'''Wendy''': You sat there and took it... when you could've taken my gun away from me any time you wanted to...\
45'''Marv''': Sure, but I thought I might be able to talk some sense into you. And I probably would've had to paste you one getting the gun. And I don't hurt girls.
46-->--''Film/SinCity''
47
48->''Someone make her a dude so I can punch her.''
49-->-- '''Troy Barnes''', ''Series/{{Community}}''
50
51->''"I don't think I can hit a girl. They're soft."''
52-->--'''Scott Pilgrim''', ''Film/ScottPilgrimVsTheWorld''
53
54->''"Don't ever hit a girl. My grandma always told me that."''
55-->--'''Travis Touchdown''', ''VideoGame/NoMoreHeroesIII'', just after he [[spoiler:killed Kimmy Love aka Kimmy Howell]]
56
57->''"I would never...EEEEEVVVER...hit a woman, but [[Wrestling/{{Chyna}} you]] are not a woman!"''
58-->--'''Wrestling/ChrisJericho''', in a subversion of the trope.
59
60->''"How do you want to fight? I can't use my fists on a girl!"''
61-->-- '''Batman''', ''ComicBook/TheSupergirlBatgirlPlot''
62
63->'''Black Manta:''' Heard you don't kill women or [[WouldntHurtaChild children]].\
64'''Captain Cold:''' You could learn from the Rogues' code.\
65'''Black Manta:''' [[LeavenoWitnesses I don't leave witnesses.]]
66
67->'''Hellboy:''' Lady, I really don't wanna do this.\
68'''Vixen:''' You think I can't be a predator?\
69'''Hellboy:''' [[OnSecondThought Well in that case, let's do this.]]
70
71->'''Red Hood:''' [[EveryoneHasStandards Even I have limits.]]\
72'''Joker:''' Let's hear what you got.\
73'''Red Hood:''' No women and children. That's the rule.
74-->--''VideoGame/Injustice2''

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