Line #7 Quotes/NeverTrustATrailer


1	->'''Narrator''': For ages, mankind has pondered the unanswered questions of ''WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants''. What was Bikini Bottom like before Spongebob? Why is there a pineapple under the sea? Now, these questions and more will be answered in Truth or Square! Coming soon in a brand new Spongebob movie! [[CrackPairing Witness the wedding you never thought you'd see!]] And learn the biggest secret in Bikini Bottom!\
2	'''Mr. Krabs''': It's time I told you the Krabby Patty formula.\
3	'''Narrator''': Don't miss all this and more in the brand new movie: Spongebob's Truth or Square!\
4	'''WesternAnimation/InvaderZim''': [[BlatantLies LIES! LIIIIIIIIEEEEEES!!! WHEN WILL THE LIES END?! LIES!]]
5	-->-- Intro to '''WebVideo/TheMysteriousMrEnter'''[='=]s review on ''[[WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants Truth or Square]]''
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7	->''I mean, what if after ''VideoGame/SuperMarioWorld'', Nintendo came out with a teaser trailer for ''VideoGame/SuperMario64'', but upon release day, you were greeted with [[SuddenlyShouting MARIO]] '''''[[SuddenlyShouting CITY SIMULATOR?!]]''''' AND THEN YOU TURNED ON THE GAME AND SHIGERU MIYAMOTO'S GHOST COMES OUT AND IS LIKE "'''UHHH FUCKIN' WHO LIKES THE OLD MARIO GAMES AMIRITE? ''BRB, MAKIN' Franchise/{{THE LEGEND OF ZELDA}} VideoGame/{{MODERN WARFARE}}!!!'''''"''
8	-->--''WebVideo/JonTron'''s egocentric [[https://youtube.com/watch?v=l69BP1uhlMs review]] of ''VideoGame/BanjoKazooieNutsAndBolts''
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10	->''"Riddle me this: [[UncertainAudience Why would you create a show for one demographic, but advertise it for another one?]] And then scratch your head quizzically when the show mysteriously fails?"''
11	-->--'''Website/PlatypusComix''' [[http://www.platypuscomix.net/hollywood/nbcfails.html on]] ''WesternAnimation/FatherOfThePride''
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13	->'''[[Film/BridgeToTerabithia Leslie:]]''' What if there was a magical kingdom that only we knew about?
14	->'''Critic (as Leslie):''' One that we can use a ton of false advertising to trick ''[[Film/TheChroniclesOfNarnia Narnia]]'' fans into seeing!
15	-->--'''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''', ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_hN91FU4gA Bridge to Terabithia]]''
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17	->'''Mom''': Mo, did you like the movie, sweetie?
18	->'''Mo''': Well, there was a scene in the trailer that wasn't in the movie, and that makes me sad.
19	-->--''WesternAnimation/RalphBreaksTheInternet''
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21	->'''Sauron''': Will any of this actually be in the movie?
22	->'''Wayne''': No, it'll all be lost during post-production.
23	-->--''[[Creator/LegendaryFrog One Ring to Rule Them All 3]]'' trailer
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25	->''"Today sees the publication of ''[[ComicBook/TheAmazingSpiderMan2022 Amazing Spider-Man]]'' #2''[[note]]specifically Creator/ZebWells' run, which began in 2022[[/note]]'' with this solicitation. 'The best couple in comics is done? You aren't going to believe what is happening in this volume of AMAZING SPIDER-MAN.' One may be led to believe the comic book contains information regarding Peter Parker having split from Mary Jane [...] Something very bad has gone down, and now we get to discover exactly what.\
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27	Except we don't. Mary Jane Watson does not appear in this comic. She is not mentioned, and Peter Parker's current situation is hardly mentioned at all."''
28	-->--'''Rich Johnston''' of Bleeding Cool News, "[[https://bleedingcool.com/comics/mary-jane-watson-does-not-appear-in-this-comic-spoilers Mary Jane Watson Does Not Appear In This Comic! (Spoilers!)]]"
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30	->''Hollywood is always pragmatic in these matters: If the filmmakers haven't made the film the studio had in mind, the studio simply advertises the film they wish had been made.''
31	-->--'''Creator/RogerEbert''', review of ''Film/PenniesFromHeaven''

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