1 | ->'''Colonel Sigurd von Ilsemann:''' ''You'll address [[TheEmperor him]] as sir and his wife as madam. The Treaty of Versailles forbids any other form of address. His left arm is slightly deformed; you will not refer to it or look at it. You will speak only when spoken to and [[BanOnPolitics all discussion of politics is forbidden]]. Express no opinion of your own, agree with his and remember, at the age of four, [[BadassBoast he bit the Duke of Edinburgh in the leg]].'' |
2 | -->--'''Colonel Siguard von Ilsemann''' to Captain Brandt, ''Film/TheException'' |
3 | |
4 | ->[Upon meeting a guest with a glass eye.] |
5 | ->''"Now, [[Creator/SammyDavisJr Mr. Davis]], do you take cream and sugar in your eye?"'' |
6 | -->--'''Archie''', ''Series/AllInTheFamily'' |
7 | |
8 | ->''"Oh, uh, Welcome to Red Spot, home of the [[NightmareFace Monstro-Face]] -- I mean, Monstro-Chug, seventy-two ounces of your favourite beverage for eighty-nine... Dude, I'm sorry, but ''what'' is the deal with your mug?"'' |
9 | -->--'''Slater''', upon being confronted by a [[LooksLikeOrlok Nosferatu]], ''VideoGame/VampireTheMasqueradeBloodlines'' |
10 | |
11 | ->'''Austin:''' [[FeeFiFauxPas My mole-stake!]] ''[immediately covers mouth]''\ |
12 | '''Agent 3:''' What was that? ...Listen, just get it out of your system.\ |
13 | '''Austin:''' No, I'm fine.\ |
14 | '''Agent 3:''' No, I insist. We can work together better if you just get it ou-\ |
15 | '''Austin:''' [[SuddenlyShouting MOLE! BLOODY MOLE!]] WE'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO TALK ABOUT THE BLOODY MOLE BUT THERE'S A BLOODY MOLE WINKING ME IN THE FACE! I'm gonna chop it off, cut it up, and make some guaca''molé''!\ |
16 | '''Agent 3:'''...Better?\ |
17 | '''Austin:''' Yeah.\ |
18 | ''[Austin starts to poke Agent 3's mole with a branch from a potted plant]'' |
19 | -->--''Film/AustinPowers: Goldmember'' |
20 | |
21 | ->'''Brian:''' Okay, now be polite, and for God's sake don't mention anything about his kid's face.\ |
22 | '''Stewie:''' Oh shut up, I am always ''so'' polite!\ |
23 | ...\ |
24 | '''Brian:''' Yes, well, uh, Mr. Tucker, it seems your son Jake had some vodka at the school dance, and, uh, Chris got blamed for it. This whole situation has just turned his whole life upside-down face. ''(eyes immediately go wide, Stewie very slowly turning to look at him in annoyance)''\ |
25 | '''Tom Tucker:''' It's no concern of mine if it's turned his life upside-down face, Jake's a good boy. |
26 | -->--''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'', "[[Recap/FamilyGuyS4E1NorthByNorthQuahog North by North Quahog]]" |
27 | |
28 | ->''"The worst thing about having a mental illness is people expect you to behave as if you DON'T."'' |
29 | -->-- '''Arthur Fleck''', ''Film/Joker2019'' |
30 | |
31 | ->'''Lola:''' You must be our-- ''[Brutus [[FaceRevealingTurn turns to face them]]]'' ...new ...n-neighbor.\ |
32 | ''[BeatPanel while Webcomic/LolaAndMrWrinkles stare in horror]''\ |
33 | '''Lola:''' ...yeeeah, so we just thought we'd introduce ourselves, a-and wish you a merry scar face--\ |
34 | '''Mr. Wrinkles:''' ''--CHRISTMAS'' |
35 | -->--''Webcomic/PixieAndBrutus'' |
36 | |
37 | ->'''Giggles''': And- hey, guys, I know you're like, gangsters or whatever, but you're still in my house. Wipe the dirt and grime off your paws before you come in. And while we’re at it, there's a guy there sans most of his limbs and an eye, and I'd appreciate it if you didn't say anything about it.\ |
38 | '''Shifty''': Sure, got it. Don't say anything about the limbs.\ |
39 | ''...''\ |
40 | '''Shifty''': Your shirt is gay as fuck.\ |
41 | '''Russel''': Aye, it is pretty gay. |
42 | -->-- ''Fanfic/DeathAndTaxes'' |
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