Line #60 Quotes/IHaveYourWife


1	->I know exactly what you are thinking, Jack Harkness, I know it: ''"She won't do this, not really, not my Gwen. No, Gwen she can't hurt me. Gwen loves me. She never hands me anywh"'' -- You know this is about my daughter. And I swear for her sake I will see you killed like a dog right in front of me if it means I get her back in my arms. Understood?
2	-->-- '''Gwen Cooper,''' ''Series/TorchwoodMiracleDay''
3
4	->'''Aquamarine:''' We've learned so much about your life, Steven. Especially how much you love your precious My-Dad. But if you want him back, you'll have to do us a favor or two. Such as...destroying your house!\
5	'''Ruby:''' Yeah!\
6	'''Aquamarine:''' Bubble your friends!\
7	'''Ruby:''' Yeah!\
8	'''Aquamarine:''' And burn Little Homeworld to the ground!\
9	'''Ruby:''' Do it!\
10	'''Steven:''' No!\
11	'''Aquamarine:''' Then My-Dad gets it.\
12	'''Ruby:''' Gets what?\
13	'''Aquamarine:''' Gets ''hurt''. Just do what we saw in that movie.
14	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/StevenUniverseFuture'', "Bluebird"
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16	->'''Ava:''' We'll make them bring the lab back.\
17	'''Foster:''' How?\
18	'''Ava:''' [[ComicBook/AntMan Lang]]. He has a daughter, right?\
19	'''Foster:''' You can't mean that. Ava, I tolerate a lot of the things you do out there, but I won't be a part of anything like that.\
20	'''Ava:''' You're not the one who's about to fade away into nothing, Bill! I am! You said you could fix me! You promised.\
21	'''Foster:''' I know. I will. But not like that. You lay one finger on that little girl, I won't help you, and we're done.
22	-->-- ''Film/AntManAndTheWasp''
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24
25	->''I ran into some technical difficulties with this game. Instead of the burning pain I was expecting in my eyes from the ''Series/PowerRangersNinjaStorm'' title screen, my UsefulNotes/GameBoy displayed a picture of my mother with a laser knife to her throat and croaked in a digital voice, "[[AC:REMOVE THE GAME FROM MY CARTRIDGE PORT. OR THE HUMAN WOMAN DIES.]]" So yes, this video game is a tragedy, but the fact that it could actually cause a machine to feel emotions, no matter how terrifying, is an amazing technological leap for the industry.''
26	-->-- '''{{Creator/Seanbaby}}'''
27
28	--> ''You need some motivation''\
29	''Just look at Ben's face''\
30	''Then ask yourself how long you think I'll remain patient''\
31	''I'll throw him overboard and let him swim with killer sharks''\
32	''You either hand over the wand or he'll be ripped apart.''\
33	-->--'''Uma''', ''Film/Descendants2''
34
35	->''Isn't it grand what I've managed to do?''\
36	''By kidnapping those...closest to you.''\
37	''I've taken their souls to lay on the line...''\
38	''In a winner-take-all...duel for all time!''
39	-->--'''Pegasus''', ''Manga/YuGiOh'' "[[VillainSong Face Up, Face Down]]"
40
41	-> ''"Malcolm Hawke was reluctant. Had to be… persuaded. [[spoiler:I was Warden Commander,]] it was my duty. I delivered an ultimatum – 'help us or you'll never see her again'."''
42	-->--[[spoiler:'''Larius''',]] ''VideoGame/DragonAgeII''
43
44	-> ''"Listen carefully. I have taken your wife hostage. If you don't have a wife, I have kidnapped your brother. Nod if you understand. Now, back away from Burns, and I will let your dog live."''
45	-->--'''[[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Homer Simpson]]''', ''E. Pluribus Wiggum''
46
47	->Some very rich people live in the lawless nooks and crannies of the world. Many of those rich people have families, and you became quite rich by finding out just how much some of those family members were worth. Sometimes, Daddy thought you were bluffing and you buried a little corpse in an unmarked grave. More often, Husband Dearest figured out that you were serious and got his wife back none the worse for wear.
48	-->--'''The Bogeyman,''' ''TabletopGame/VampireTheMasquerade - Clanbook: Assamite (Revised)''
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50	->[[TheHero John]]. As recordings are so... sadly impersonal, I'll have to imagine what your face looks like now. Etched with failure, I expect. I have [[BestFriend Ka D'Argo]]'s son. Surrender to me, or the boy dies.
51	-->--'''Scorpius,''' ''Series/{{Farscape}}'', "[[Recap/FarscapeS02E20LiarsGunsAndMoneyWithFriendsLikeThese With Friends Like These]]"
52
53	->'''[[TheHero Jason Brody]]''': I'm here for my friend, Keith.\
54	'''[[AwesomeAussie Buck Hughes]]:''' Nah, sorry, doesn't ring a bell.\
55	'''Jason:''' You [[MadeASlave bought him]] from [[AmoralAfrikaner Hoyt]].\
56	'''Buck(getting a [[TheBogan beer]]):''' Oh, him! He said his name was...(imitates Keith [[RapeAsDrama screaming through a gag]], then [[EvilHasABadSenseOfHumor laughs helplessly]]).\
57	'''Jason:''' [[DeadpanSnarker You're hysterical]].\
58	'''Buck:''' [[FauxAffablyEvil All right, then.]] Let's get down to brass tacks. You must be Jason Brody.\
59	'''Jason''': ''Look, I just want Keith!''\
60	'''Buck''': Jason, Jason, Jason. [[HypocriticalHumor We're not all savages here!]] We're just [[BlatantLies businessmen, responsible capitalists]]. I've got something that, that you want, right? That's [[ItIsDehumanising a product]]. You've got something that I want.\
61	'''Jason''': ''And what the hell is that?''\
62	'''Buck''': Ooh, temper, temper, Jas. Be careful. [[CantKillYouStillNeedYou If you do me in, you'll never get him back.]]
63	--->--''VideoGame/FarCry3''
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65	->I ring you, you do the job. You don't do what I tell you, the kid dies. You don't do it ''where'' I tell you, the kid dies. You don't do it ''when'' I tell you, the kid dies. Are you getting my drift? Now, you want to see your kid again, you do exactly what I say. You talk to anyone, you're late, or you let me down, ''your kid dies''! Any questions?
66	-->--'''[[LondonGangster Charlie Jolson]]''', ''VideoGame/TheGetaway1''
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68	->Not every threat a [[EvilSorcerer Nephandus]] levels against the object of her quest is against him directly. Snatching a loved one - [[WouldHurtAChild children are preferred when available]] - and then offering to trade the hostage's continued good health in exchange for service is a time-honored Nephandic technique. The victim is presented with evidence of the hostage's current health and peril, and informed that the hostage will stay health as long as the target does exactly what he's told. Nine times out of ten, the tasks laid before him serve no real purpose other than to [[TheCorrupter sully his reputation and get him used to committing atrocities]]. Orders to commit theft or vandalism rapidly transform into demands for assault, murder and worse. But, with the hostage's safety in the balance, the target can do nothing but obey.
69	->In may cases, once the victim is judged sufficiently tainted, [[KickTheDog the hostage is killed and the corpse mutilated for the new recruit's benefit]]. However, with his reputation savaged and even his former friends convinced that he's irredeemable, the target has nowhere else to go. Confronted with evidence that [[ShootTheShaggyDogStory he's destroyed himself in vain]], his options are death, self-destruction or damnation. More times than not, [[FaceHeelTurn he chooses the last]].
70	-->--''TabletopGame/MageTheAscension - The Book Of Madness''
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72	->I told you I wanted [[LivingDollCollector my doll back]], and since you don't care enough to give my poor sweet lovely doll back to me even after three hundred and fifty souls lie dead at my feet, I WILL MAKE YOU CARE. I made the little Lion cry. I sheared him and [[FingerInTheMail sent a part of him to you as a present]]. I even wrote this letter in his blood. Do you see it? Do you care, or are you as heartless as you always have been? Can you hear him weeping in his sleep? I made him bleed, all because of you.
73	-->--'''The Hellion,''' ''Fanfic/TheLandOfWhatMightHaveBeen''
74
75	->'''Inuyasha:''' Let me get this straight, you and I are supposed to be lovers?\
76	'''Kagome:''' This is no time to get all shy!\
77	'''Inuyasha:''' You actually think I'd hand over the jewel shards as a ransom to get you back?!\
78	'''Kagome:''' Of course you would! Cause that's what a lover would do!
79	-->-- ''Manga/{{Inuyasha}}''
80
81	->'''Ra's Al Ghul:''' "Now, as to the matter of your wife. If I wished to use her against you, Detective, I can assure you of this: I would kidnap her. Oh, yes, I would. I would make certain that she was alive and that you knew it, but that you also knew that I had power over her. And thus I would have power over you. But I would not kill her. Not unless it presented great advantage to me, or unless all else was lost and it was the last stroke I could play. I promise you, Detective, I am far away from my last stroke."\
82	'''Batman:''' "You may be closer than you think."\
83	'''Ra's Al Ghul:''' "Death follows close behind us all, Detective. But in most cases, I am the one who pushes its hand. No. I am not lying to you. I had nothing to do with the attempt on your wife's life. Now, if someday your wife should be taken by brigands, there is the possiblity, and no more than that, that I may be behind it. That will be if I need your help, and you refuse a polite request. Should you perform that request, she will be freed unharmed. This would be done, certainly."
84	-->-- ''Fanfic/DanceWithTheDemons''
85
86	->'''Kira:''' Guess who I'm holding hostage.\
87	'''[[spoiler:Raye Penber]]:''' ...No! You're holding ''her'' hostage? ("her" being [[spoiler: Naomi Misora, Penbar's fiancée]])\
88	'''Kira:''' (smirks to self) That's right, and I'll kill her unless you do what I say.
89	-->-- ''Manga/DeathNote''
90
91	->'''Quex-Ul:''' "There's one more thing you should know sir. The humans found out about Kal-El from a human they believed discovered his identity and befriended. A female named Lois Lane."\
92	'''Aethyr:''' "Befriended? Please tell me he hasn't mated with one of those humans."\
93	'''General Zod:''' "Well done Quex. This could be important. Bring back this Lois Lane as well. Having a hostage should keep him in line should we need to."
94	-->-- ''Fanfic/DaughterOfFireAndSteel''
95
96	->''"Outlander! Outlander! We have your woman!"''
97	-->--'''Malachi''', ''Film/ChildrenOfTheCorn1984''
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99	->While we wait to hear your response, I will continue my discussions with [[InsectoidAliens Lin]]. I have been enjoying her company greatly over these last weeks, and relish the chance to deal with her more closely. She bets that you will respond to this epistle [[FingerInTheMail while she still retains some of her headlegs]]. I remain unconvinced. The current rate is one headleg every two days we do not hear from you after today. Who will be proved right?
100	-> I will rip them from her while she twitches and spits, do you understand? And within two weeks I will tear her carapace from her headbody and feed her living head to the rats. I will personally hold her down while they lunch.
101	->[[FauxAffablyEvil I very much look forward to hearing from you soon]].
102	->Yours sincerely,
103	-->[[TheDon Motley]].
104	-->--''Literature/PerdidoStreetStation''
105
106	->''"I don't want to kill you, Charley. I want you to bring Peter Vincent to my house. Just the two of you. That is, if you ever want to see Amy... again."''
107	-->--'''Jerry Dandridge''', ''Film/FrightNight1985''
108
109	->'''Diaz:''' (''waving Jenny's "I Love You Daddy" Father's Day card in Matrix's face'') If you want your kid back then you gotta cooperate, right?\
110	'''Matrix:''' Wrong. (''shoots Diaz'')
111	-->-- ''Film/{{Commando}}''
112
113	->'''Visitor:''' "Very well, Danvers... We learned the disruptors can only cause pain to your [[ComicBook/{{Supergirl}} super-daughter]]... Her atoms are too compressed for any permanent damage... We cannot force you to work for us by threatening her... But nothing can prevent us from destroying your other loved one!"\
114	'''Fred Danvers:''' "No! Not Edna-- Not my wife!"
115	-->-- ''ComicBook/StrangersAtTheHeartsCore''
116
117	->'''[[PlayerCharacter The Boss]]:''' (''picking up their phone'') Carlos, where the fuck are you?\
118	'''[[DarkMistress Jessica Parrish]]:''' [[FauxAffablyEvil I think your people skills need some work, sweetie]].\
119	'''The Boss:''' ''Jessica''... how'd ya like [[TheBrute Maero's]] new [[FacialHorror tattoo]]?\
120	'''Jessica:''' [[InsultBackfire Actually]], I think it's pretty sexy... [[RuggedScar rugged]], [[RealMenGetShot tough]]...\
121	'''The Boss:''' [[BreadEggsMilkSquick Radioactive]].\
122	'''Jessica:''' [[DeadpanSnarker That's cute]].\
123	'''The Boss:''' [[SnarkToSnarkCombat I try]]. Now what the fuck do you want?\
124	'''Jessica:''' Well, I just wanted to let you know that since you were nice enough to give my man a makeover, [[EvilIsPetty I should return the favour]]... [[FalseReassurance don't worry,]] by the time [[ColdBloodedTorture we're done with him]], Carlos'll look just as handsome as Maero.\
125	'''[[EvenEvilHasLovedOnes The Boss]]:''' ''Listen up, you [[BitchInSheepsClothing fuckin' bitch]]''...\
126	'''Jessica:''' 'Course, I don't have access to the same materials you did, but ya know, I figure we can make do.\
127	'''The Boss:''' [[ImpliedDeathThreat When I find you]]-\
128	'''Jessica:''' [[TemptingFate I'm sure you'll do something scary]]. Do me a favour. When they're [[WhatADrag scraping up your buddy's face]], just remember [[CouldHaveAvoidedThisPlot Maero gave you a chance to be his partner]].
129	-->-- ''VideoGame/SaintsRow2''
130
131	->''"Well, would you look at that! Those kids really care about you. And you care about them.'' '''''DON'T YOU?!''''' ''Perhaps torturing those kids will make you talk!"''
132	-->--'''Bill Cipher''' to [[spoiler:Stanford Pines]], ''WesternAnimation/GravityFalls''
133
134	->''"Vergil. I don't know who you are, or why you have been stupid enough to attack me. But I know you mean something to this girl, so I suspect this girl means something to you. I also know that you are collaborating with the Nephilim. I want the Nephilim. You want the girl. We trade their lives."''
135	-->--'''Mundus''' about [[spoiler:Kat and Dante]], ''VideoGame/DMCDevilMayCry''
136
137	->'''Lightning:''' Serah's soul. That's what I'm missing.\
138	'''Lumina:''' And you know who took it out, don't you? [[spoiler:Bhunivelze did, when he woke you up to do his bidding]]. He must have messed with your memories, too, and tried and make you forget about it.\
139	'''Lightning:''' And so he had the perfect "motivation". Or should I say, hostage. He's gonna hold onto her until I've done what he wants.
140	-->-- ''VideoGame/LightningReturnsFinalFantasyXIII''
141
142	->''"Don't hang up, Mr. Mayor. Your daughter's life depends on it."''
143	-->--'''Damnd''' in the AttractMode, ''VideoGame/FinalFight''

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