Line #6 Quotes/IgnoreTheDisability


1	->'''Colonel Sigurd von Ilsemann:''' ''You'll address [[TheEmperor him]] as sir and his wife as madam. The Treaty of Versailles forbids any other form of address. His left arm is slightly deformed; you will not refer to it or look at it. You will speak only when spoken to and [[BanOnPolitics all discussion of politics is forbidden]]. Express no opinion of your own, agree with his and remember, at the age of four, [[BadassBoast he bit the Duke of Edinburgh in the leg]].''
2	-->--'''Colonel Siguard von Ilsemann''' to Captain Brandt, ''Film/TheException''
3
4	->[Upon meeting a guest with a glass eye.]
5	->''"Now, [[Creator/SammyDavisJr Mr. Davis]], do you take cream and sugar in your eye?"''
6	-->--'''Archie''', ''Series/AllInTheFamily''
7
8	->''"Oh, uh, Welcome to Red Spot, home of the [[NightmareFace Monstro-Face]] -- I mean, Monstro-Chug, seventy-two ounces of your favourite beverage for eighty-nine... Dude, I'm sorry, but ''what'' is the deal with your mug?"''
9	-->--'''Slater''', upon being confronted by a [[LooksLikeOrlok Nosferatu]], ''VideoGame/VampireTheMasqueradeBloodlines''
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11	->'''Austin:''' [[FeeFiFauxPas My mole-stake!]] ''[immediately covers mouth]''\
12	'''Agent 3:''' What was that? ...Listen, just get it out of your system.\
13	'''Austin:''' No, I'm fine.\
14	'''Agent 3:''' No, I insist. We can work together better if you just get it ou-\
15	'''Austin:''' [[SuddenlyShouting MOLE! BLOODY MOLE!]] WE'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO TALK ABOUT THE BLOODY MOLE BUT THERE'S A BLOODY MOLE WINKING ME IN THE FACE! I'm gonna chop it off, cut it up, and make some guaca''molé''!\
16	'''Agent 3:'''...Better?\
17	'''Austin:''' Yeah.\
18	''[Austin starts to poke Agent 3's mole with a branch from a potted plant]''
19	-->--''Film/AustinPowers: Goldmember''
20
21	->'''Brian:''' Okay, now be polite, and for God's sake don't mention anything about his kid's face.\
22	'''Stewie:''' Oh shut up, I am always ''so'' polite!\
23	...\
24	'''Brian:''' Yes, well, uh, Mr. Tucker, it seems your son Jake had some vodka at the school dance, and, uh, Chris got blamed for it. This whole situation has just turned his whole life upside-down face. ''(eyes immediately go wide, Stewie very slowly turning to look at him in annoyance)''\
25	'''Tom Tucker:''' It's no concern of mine if it's turned his life upside-down face, Jake's a good boy.
26	-->--''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'', "[[Recap/FamilyGuyS4E1NorthByNorthQuahog North by North Quahog]]"
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28	->''"The worst thing about having a mental illness is people expect you to behave as if you DON'T."''
29	-->-- '''Arthur Fleck''', ''Film/Joker2019''
30
31	->'''Lola:''' You must be our-- ''[Brutus [[FaceRevealingTurn turns to face them]]]'' ...new ...n-neighbor.\
32	''[BeatPanel while Webcomic/LolaAndMrWrinkles stare in horror]''\
33	'''Lola:''' ...yeeeah, so we just thought we'd introduce ourselves, a-and wish you a merry scar face--\
34	'''Mr. Wrinkles:''' ''--CHRISTMAS''
35	-->--''Webcomic/PixieAndBrutus''
36
37	->'''Giggles''': And- hey, guys, I know you're like, gangsters or whatever, but you're still in my house. Wipe the dirt and grime off your paws before you come in. And while we’re at it, there's a guy there sans most of his limbs and an eye, and I'd appreciate it if you didn't say anything about it.\
38	'''Shifty''': Sure, got it. Don't say anything about the limbs.\
39	''...''\
40	'''Shifty''': Your shirt is gay as fuck.\
41	'''Russel''': Aye, it is pretty gay.
42	-->-- ''Fanfic/DeathAndTaxes''

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