| 1 | ->''When I was young and just a bad little kid\ |
| 2 | My momma noticed funny things I did\ |
| 3 | Like shootin' puppies with a BB-Gun\ |
| 4 | I'd poison guppies, and when I was done\ |
| 5 | I'd find a pussy-cat and '''bash''' in its head\ |
| 6 | That's when my momma said,\ |
| 7 | ("What did she say?")\ |
| 8 | She said: "My boy, I think someday\ |
| 9 | You'll find a way\ |
| 10 | To make your natural tendencies pay\ |
| 11 | You'll be a dentist\ |
| 12 | You have a talent for causing things pain\ |
| 13 | Son, be a dentist\ |
| 14 | People will pay you to be inhumane\ |
| 15 | Your temperament's wrong for the priesthood\ |
| 16 | And teaching would suit you still less\ |
| 17 | Son, be a dentist\ |
| 18 | You'll be a success!"\ |
| 19 | Here he is folks, the leader of the plaque.\ |
| 20 | Watch him suck up that gas. Oh my God!\ |
| 21 | He's a dentist and he'll never ever be any good!\ |
| 22 | Who wants their teeth done by the Creator/MarquisDeSade?\ |
| 23 | ("Oh that hurts! Wait, I'm not numb!")\ |
| 24 | ("Ah, shuddup, open wide, HERE I COME!!")\ |
| 25 | I am your dentist\ |
| 26 | And I enjoy the career that I picked\ |
| 27 | I'm your dentist\ |
| 28 | And I get off on the pain I inflict\ |
| 29 | I thrill when I drill a bicuspid\ |
| 30 | It's swell, though they tell me I'm mal-adjusted\ |
| 31 | And though it may cause my patients distress\ |
| 32 | Somewhere... Somewhere in heaven above me...\ |
| 33 | [[EvenBadMenLoveTheirMamas I know... I know that my momma's proud of me.]]\ |
| 34 | "Oh, Momma..."\ |
| 35 | 'Cause I'm a dentist...\ |
| 36 | And a success!'' |
| 37 | -->-- '''The Dentist Song''', ''Theatre/LittleShopOfHorrors'' |
| 38 | |
| 39 | ->'''Dr. Loboto:''' I hate to be so blunt, but YOU have the insanity... of a manatee!\ |
| 40 | '''Dogen:''' I know, people are always saying that. What do you think's wrong with my brain, doctor?\ |
| 41 | '''Dr. Loboto:''' How should I know? I'm a dentist. But here's what I do know: if the tooth is bad, we pull it! |
| 42 | -->-- ''VideoGame/{{Psychonauts}}'' |
| 43 | |
| 44 | ->''"Is it safe?"'' |
| 45 | -->-- '''Dr. Christian Szell''', ''Film/MarathonMan'', during ''[[ColdBloodedTorture that]]'' scene. |
| 46 | |
| 47 | ->"If you're wise, powerful and enjoy inflicting pain on the helpless, you're either a Dentist, or a Warlock." |
| 48 | -->-- FlavorText for the '''Warlock''', ''VideoGame/GemsOfWar'' |
| 49 | |
| 50 | ->''"That's the dentist of the future."'' |
| 51 | -->-- '''Dr. Light''', ''VideoGame/MegaManClassic'', when he saw [[KillerRobot Metal Man]] for the first time |
| 52 | |
| 53 | ->'''Rogers:''' You see, it appears you have a glaring blemish on your record.\ |
| 54 | '''Katherine:''' Like what?\ |
| 55 | '''Rogers:''' You're a ''dentist''. Where, by trade, you chose to inflict pain and suffering on countless people. |
| 56 | -->---''Film/{{Toothless}}'' |
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