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1->''"We searched Broadway on and off''\
2''For singers with a cough''\
3''We had tryouts and auditions by the score''\
4''And to trip the light fantastic''\
5''We picked dancers who were spastic''\
6''If anyone jetted, [[TheDilbertPrinciple we jetted them out the door]]''\
7''They shouted hooray''\
8''For that sausage on display''\
9''Where did we go right?''\
10''[[CampGay Our leading man was so gay]]''\
11''He nearly flew away''\
12''Where did we go right?''\
13''A show so easy to despise''\
14''[[MistakenForProfound Now it's up for the Pulitzer Prize!]]''\
15''Oh, where, oh, where, tell us:''\
16'''''Where did we go right?'''"''
17-->-- '''''Film/TheProducers''''', "Where Did We Go Right!?"
18
19->''"If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?"''
20-->-- '''Brain teaser'''
21
22->''"You fail at failing. No, that's not a double negative."''
23-->-- '''FauxtivationalPoster'''
24
25->'''Marcellus''': I heard you was in steam automobiles.\
26'''Harold Hill''': I was. 'Till someone actually invented one.
27-->--'''''Theatre/TheMusicMan'''''
28
29->''"Things I have learned: Never put anything ugly or stupid into your game. Everyone will want one."''
30-->-- '''Nemo''', ''VideoGame/PuzzlePirates'' artist
31
32->''"I'm so unlucky that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying."''
33-->-- '''Creator/RodneyDangerfield'''
34
35->''"'''[[TheAce I can't lose!]]''' Even when I ''want'' to lose, '''I can't'''!"''
36-->-- '''Denny Crane''', ''Series/BostonLegal''
37
38->'''Francis''': Sir, these guys are going to kick my ass if I win!\
39'''Commandant Spangler''': Well, that's just gravy. May the best man lose.
40-->-- ''Series/MalcolmInTheMiddle''
41
42->''"When their producer took the idea of [[Music/QuietRiot doing a cover of "Noize" to them]], the band was less than thrilled. Lead singer Kevin [=DuBrow=] hated the song outright, to the point where he and drummer Frankie Banali conspired to sabotage the recording and make it impossible to release... He screamed loud and off-key, doing his best not to give a fuck while ironically forgetting that rock music is ''all about'' not giving a fuck."''
43-->-- '''''{{Website/Cracked}}''''', "[[http://www.cracked.com/article_19420_6-classic-songs-that-were-supposed-to-be-jokes_p2.html 6 Classic Songs That Were Supposed to Be Jokes]]"
44
45->''"You could say 'failed'; I think a better word for it would be 'deliberately tanked.'"''
46-->-- '''WebVideo/ToddInTheShadows''', on ''Music/{{Chumbawamba}}'' post-[[BlackSheepHit "Tubthumping."]]
47
48-> ''"As usual, Tanya has overestimated her own ability to fail and surprised precisely one person in the whole nation with her success."''
49-->-- '''Slayer Anderson''' describing the central premise of ''FanFic/AYoungWomansPoliticalRecord''
50
51-> ''I’m not big on conspiracy theories but someone needs to get to the bottom of how talented people made this show. I started to take notes like "tax scheme" (maybe the ‘I’ stands for IRS) and "Springtime for Hitler Shenanigans."''
52-->-- '''[[https://www.rogerebert.com/demanders/netflixs-the-i-land-is-almost-so-bad-that-you-should-watch-it Brian Tallerico]]''' on ''Series/TheILand''
53
54->''There will come a time in each of your careers when you’ll have a chance to screw over another soap opera actor. I had such an opportunity in the recent, present. And I’m ashamed to say that I took it, I advised a fellow actor to play a role, homosexually. Yeah, we both auditioned for the part, and uh, as it turned out, they ah, they liked the stupid gay thing and cast him. And now, he’s got a two year contract opposite Susan Luchhi, the first lady of daytime television, and me, me I’m stuck here teaching a bunch of people, most of whom are too ugly to even be on TV.''
55-->-- '''Joey Tribbiani''', ''Series/{{Friends}}'': "The One with the Racecar Bed"
56
57->''Father, I have successfully opened negotiations with Avatar Aang—''\
58Fire Lord Ozai stared down at the urgent hawk letter in his hand. It was already on fire at the edges, the flame pulsing slowly inward with each of his breaths.\
59Zuko's ability to fail at any task—including a ''suicide mission''— was truly impressive.
60-->-- ''[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/23725126 As The World Should Be]]''
61
62->''"Task failed successfully."''
63-->-- '''[[https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/918/810/a22.jpg This meme Windows XP error message]]'''
64
65->'''WebVideo/{{Pat|StaresAt}}:''' So I'm not a businessman; I'm not a business major; I don't know anything about business. But I ''do'' know video game [[CorruptCorporateExecutive shitbag CEOs]]. What I ''believe'' was occurring was [Creator/{{Microsoft}}] never thought they'd make their money back on ''VideoGame/HiFiRush'', right, so [[InvisibleAdvertising they didn't want to pay for any marketing]], and they were planning to cut Tango Gameworks in the future to help pay for the Creator/ActivisionBlizzard merger shit, right? Because they were expecting that to go through. But if ''Hi-Fi RUSH'' had bombed horribly, then they would have-- "Oh well, you know, that studio is not performing very well. It's an unfortunate cut." But that's not what happened! [[SleeperHit They actually performed super good!]] So they're cutting a profitable studio to pay for the Activision Blizzard merger ''for no reason!''\
66'''WebVideo/{{Woolie|Versus}}:''' Unfortunately, ''Springtime for Hitler and Germany'', y'know, did not quite flop the way they were hoping it would.
67-->-- ''Podcast/CastleSuperBeast'' Clips: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSWohwrsRyo Microsoft Kills Hi Fi Rush & More]]
68
69->''"[[PunctuatedForEmphasis I just! Cannot! LOSE!]]"''
70-->-- '''DJ''', ''WesternAnimation/TotalDramaWorldTour''

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