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1	->''"If I'm gonna be an old, lonely man, I'm gonna need a thing, you know, a hook, like that guy on the subway who eats his own face. So I figure I'll be Crazy Man with a Snake, y'know. Crazy Snake Man. And I'll get more snakes, call them my babies! Kids won't walk past my place, they will run. 'Run away from Crazy Snake Man', they'll shout!"''
2	-->-- '''Chandler''', ''Series/{{Friends}}'', "The One Where Mr. Heckles Dies"
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4	->''"So instead of having children, I'm going to get more cats!"''
5	-->-- '''Kathleen''', ''WebVideo/LoadingReadyRun''
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7	->''"Okay, happy Valentine's day. What a great holiday. I'm about one bad relationship away from being one of those women who has thirty cats and pathetically names them after ex-boyfriends."''
8	-->-- '''Hilda''', ''Series/SabrinaTheTeenageWitch'', "Love Is A Many Complicated Thing"
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10	->''Me house!''
11	->''{{Beat}}''
12	->''Me cats!''
13	-->-- '''Nana Pud''', keeping her priorities straight after her house gets destroyed in ''[[VideoGame/LittleBigPlanet LittleBigPlanet 3]]''.
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15	->'''Applejack:''' Well, we can't just leave Rarity like this!
16	->'''Pinkie Pie:''' She'll become a crazy cat lady!
17	->'''Twilight Sparkle:''' She only has one cat.
18	->'''Pinkie Pie:''' Give her time...
19	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic''
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21	->''"They call her 'The Cat Lady'. People say she's crazy just because she has a few-dozen cats. [[TemptingFate But can anyone who loves animals that much really be crazy?]]"''
22	-->-- '''Lisa Simpson''', ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', "Girly Edition", encountering the TropeNamer for the first time and discovering that, yes, she can be crazy.
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24	->'''Kyle:''' [[ShipperOnDeck Tessa's into you.]] I don't know how much, or where it's gonna go, but you're never gonna find out if you avoid her and run home to your cats.\
25	'''Mariah:''' I don't have any cats.\
26	'''Kyle:''' I see many in your future.
27	-->-- ''Series/TheYoungAndTheRestless''
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29	->'''Link:''' In twenty years, you're going to have a hut out here, just made out of lizards. You'll have some creepy, weird hat and sunken eyes, and you'll never go outside. And I'll come visit you and your lizard children, and you'll give me some quest about finding lost lizards or getting food for the lizards or something.\
30	'''Zelda:''' What nonsense.\
31	'''Link:''' Hyrule is full of eccentric people who've taken it a step too far. This is how it starts.
32	-->-- ''Fanfic/DisplacedTheLegendOfZelda''
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