Line #44 Quotes/HeadsIWinTailsYouLose


1	->'''Lynx''': "You cannot defeat me, Serge... This is because denying me is the same as erasing your very existence."
2	->'''Serge''': ''({{beat}})'' "But I ''just did'' defeat you. What are you even talking about? You don't even know, do you?"
3	->'''Lynx''': "Foolish young child. You actually believe there is a [[GameplayAndStorySegregation connection between gameplay and cutscenes]]. Let me shatter your delusions of grandeur."
4	-->-- From '''LetsPlay/TheDarkId's''' LetsPlay of ''VideoGame/ChronoCross'', after the final battle of the first act
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6	-> '''Dan''': "Heads, I win. Tails, you lose?"
7	-> '''[[Creator/RoosterTeeth Gav]][[Creator/AchievementHunter in]]''': "Yeah."
8	-> ''(beat)''
9	-> '''Dan''': "You lose."
10	-->-- ''WebVideo/TheSlowMoGuys'' on deciding who is shot with a paintball gun
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12	->''"Failure isn't allowed until it's mandatory."''
13	-->-- '''Creator/ShamusYoung''', ''LetsPlay/SpoilerWarning''
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15	->''"Why am I even trying anymore?"''
16	-->--'''[[VideoGame/MetalGearSolid2SonsOfLiberty Raiden]]''', ''[[Webcomic/{{Hiimdaisy}} Let's Destroy Metal Gear Again]]''[[note]]For context, this is after [[spoiler:going through one hell of a swimming level to rescue Emma Emmerich only for her to be fatally stabbed by Vamp]][[/note]]
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18	->''[[XanatosGambit "Only now, have I truly won."]]''
19	-->--'''Master Xehanort's''' ''defeat'' quote, ''VideoGame/KingdomHeartsBirthBySleep''.
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21	->'''Billy the Kid:''' What I win, I keep. What you win, I keep.
22	->(''{{beat}}'')
23	->'''Bill and Ted:''' Sounds good, Mr. the Kid!
24	-->-- ''Film/BillAndTedsExcellentAdventure''
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27	->One of these guns [[MasterOfIllusion is an illusion]]; the other is quite real. I will fire the one you select into your skull. Choose now, and choose carefully.
28	->(five seconds later)
29	->Good guess... too bad I didn't inform you that the illusory pistol was concealing a very real knife.
30	-->--The '''[[SerialKiller Ace Of Spades]],''' ''TabletopGame/VampireTheMasquerade - Clanbook: Ravnos''
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32	->'''Mark:''' I let you win, because I pity you.
33	->'''Jordan:''' Oh, did you?
34	->'''Mark:''' I pity your miniscule fortune that you made, and in fact, you are truly the lesser gentlemen between us.
35	->'''Jordan:''' Oh, is that right?
36	->'''Mark:''' No. You are the better man, and that makes me the better gentleman, because I am willing to admit when I am defeated.
37	->'''Jordan:''' What? Bu- I- Ah--
38	->'''Mark:''' That is how it works!
39	->'''Jordan:''' If I am the one who--
40	->'''Mark:''' You are the better man, so that means I'm the better gentleman.
41	->'''Jordan:''' So does that mean whoever loses, so long as they congratulate the winner, makes them the better gentleman?
42	->'''Mark:''' No, it's if I lose, I win, and if I win, I win.
43	->'''Jordan:''' Okay, [[InsaneTrollLogic that's good logic.]] [[LampshadeHanging The best of logic.]]
44	-->--'''WebVideo/{{Markiplier}}''' and '''LetsPlay/CaptainSparklez''', ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjKguUGxioQ A Gentleman's Dispute]]''
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46	->''Heads I win, tails you lose, outta my way, I'm coming through''
47	->''Roll the dice, don't think twice, as we crush, crush 'em''
48	->''Now we lay you down to rest, you'll never be more than second best''
49	->''Step inside, you're in for a ride as we crush, crush 'em''
50	-->-- ''Music/{{Megadeth}}, "Crush 'Em"
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52	->"If you die, [[Website/YouTube I'm gonna demonetize your video.]] If you don't die, and you make it to the end, [[TakeThat I'm gonna demonetize that one too.]]"
53	-->-- '''[=BigJigglyPanda=]''', LetsPlay/VanossGamingAndCompany

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