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1	->Rrrrriiinnnggg.\
2	Fuck it, this had better be important, as in 'your father needs a kidney and you're the only match in the family,' important. If not someone was going to need one after I finished kicking it.\
3	"Who the hell is it, and what the hell do you want?" I growled into the phone. I'm, as you may have guessed, not at my best in the morning.\
4	"Your father is in the hospital, he needs a kidney, and you're the only match in the family," said my soon to be in need of a kidney herself friend, Lander.
5	-->-- ''I Am NOT Your Mate, You Ass!''
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7	->'''Lois:''' Listen up, everybody. It's time for spring cleaning.\
8	'''Peter, Chris, Meg and Brian:''' Spring cleaning? Aw, not again! ''(surprised)'' That was weird. Boy, that was weird too.\
9	'''Meg:''' Mom, I can't clean. I have stuff to do.\
10	'''Lois:''' Sweetheart, we all know that you don't have any stuff to do. Now I don't wanna hear any more excuses from anyone.\
11	'''Peter, Chris, Meg and Brian:''' Aw crap. We did it again! ''(long pause)'' Ruth Bader Ginsberg!
12	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'', "Fore Father"
13
14	->''"You like that, it's a callback to something I didn't even hear! In. Your. Face. Logic."''
15	-->-- '''Dr. Hienz Doofenshmirtz''', {{lampshad\|eHanging}}ing the trope after four and a half seasons of abusing it, ''WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb''
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17	->'''Gavin:''' So I like that it's two dudes in towels...\
18	'''Michael:''' Yep.\
19	'''Gavin:''' ...two fat weird dudes...\
20	'''Michael:''' Yep.\
21	'''Gavin:''' ...and two, I'm guessing, abominations.\
22	'''Michael:''' Yep! You're not completely wrong!
23	-->-- Creator/AchievementHunter's '''Creator/GavinFree''' and '''Creator/MichaelJones''' discussing their custom characters in Let's Play [=WWE2K14=] after the fifth intro with Michael's to come.
24
25	->'''Victor:''' If [Doctor Doctor] turns that thing on, we're done for!\
26	'''Doctor Doctor:''' ''[to her henchmen]'' Turn that thing on!\
27	'''Victor:''' ''[defeated]'' We're done for.
28	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheSecretShow''
29
30	->'''John:''' Are you thinking what I'm thinking?\
31	'''Dave:''' That if Franz Kafka was here, his head would explode?\
32	'''John:''' Actually, yeah.
33	-->-- ''Literature/JohnDiesAtTheEnd''
34
35	->'''Shinji:''' But why does it have four eyes? It's weird now that I think about it. Unit-00 has one eye, Unit-01 has two eyes, and Unit-02 has four. Are they doubling the eye amount with every Unit? Is Unit-03 going to have eight eyes?\
36	''[Ten chapters later]''\
37	'''Aoba:''' So if it's Unit-05 does that mean it has thirty-two eyes?[...]Like, you know how Unit-00 has one eye, Unit-01 has two eyes, and Unit-02 has four eyes? I was thinking that the number of eyes doubled with every Unit, you know?
38	-->-- ''Fanfic/RiseOfTheMinisukas''
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40	->'''Patrick:''' ''[breaks into museum, alarms go off]'' Oh, boy! I must've [[BigWinSirens won a prize!]] [...]\
41	'''Cecil:''' ''[hears alarms]'' Huh? Someone must have won a prize...
42	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/ThePatrickStarShow'', "[[Recap/ThePatrickStarShowS2E2SuperStarsNowMuseumNowYouDont Now Museum, Now You Don't]]"
43
44	->'''L:''' Why don't we order some Wendy's? You and I could split a 4 for $4. How's that sound, Light?\
45	'''Light:''' Hmm? Okay.\
46	'''Light's InnerMonologue:''' Wendy's 4 for $4?! You think I'm that dense, L?! Of ''course'' I knew the Wendy's 4 for $4 -- sandwich, nuggets, fries, and choice of soft drink -- would barely be enough for the both of us. Tch! But of course, you ''knew'' I'd think that... didn't you, Ryuzaki?\
47	'''Light:''' Well, wait. Wouldn't the $5 Biggie Bag be more appropriate? Seeing as it'd be split between the two of us?\
48	'''L:''' Oh? Very perceptive, Light. I suppose you're right.\
49	'''L's Inner Monologue:''' So I was right... Even though I was the one paying, you still recommend a more expensive meal. Just as I'd suspect a mass murderer such as yourself to do, Kira. However...\
50	'''Light's Inner Monologue:''' ...With the 4 for $4 price as close to $5 as it is, it's only the most logical conclusion to add those extra few cents. You can't pin anything on me. Face it, L. This pitiful Hail Mary is pointless.\
51	'''Misa:''' Can we get Taco Bell instead?\
52	'''L and Light:''' Taco Bell?\
53	'''L:''' How interesting...\
54	'''Light's Inner Monologue:''' MISA, YOU ''IDIOT''! WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE ''DOING''?! IS THIS SOME POOR ATTEMPT TO GET US ALONE?! ''NOW''?! L CAN SEE RIGHT ''THROUGH'' THAT!\
55	'''L's Inner Monologue:''' Taco Bell? Why on Earth would she suggest Taco Bell? Is this all part of your game, Kira?\
56	'''Misa's Inner Monologue:''' ''[[[TheDitz sound of dial-up modem connecting]]]''\
57	'''Light's Inner Monologue:''' There ''has'' to be something I'm not seeing here. Wait! Taco Bell was founded in 1962. That was the same year that Creator/MarilynMonroe died.\
58	'''L's Inner Monologue:''' Marilyn Monroe had 13 letters in her name, and her name made up 2 words, making 15. Her third film came out in March. March 15th. "[[Theatre/JuliusCaesar Beware the ides of March.]]"\
59	'''Light's Inner Monologue:''' The Romans praised their own god of death, Mors. But why him? Why? ''[EurekaMoment]'' Mors! The god of death and casualty! "Casualty" in Spanish is... "baja"! ''The Baja Blast''! I get it! She's trying to say she'll kill him, right here and now!\
60	'''L's Inner Monologue:''' So that's your game...\
61	'''Light's Inner Monologue:''' Yes! DO IT, MISA! Tell L you want a Baja Blast, and secure my position as [[AGodAmI GOD OF THE NEW WORLD]]! DO IT! NOW!\
62	'''L's Inner Monologue:''' You're gonna make a move right here, right now? Do your worst, Kira. I have cameras all around this room. Every movement you make will be caught and seen by millions. Make your move, Misa Amane.\
63	'''L and Light's Inner Monologues:''' DO IT! NOW!\
64	'''Misa:''' Wait... [[TheDitz Can you even get a Big Mac at Taco Bell]]?
65	-->-- '''WebVideo/SolidJJ''', "''Manga/DeathNote'' but they order Fast Food"
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67	->''[Angel Dust is wearing Vaggie's skirt and Charlie's jacket]''\
68	'''Vaggie:''' ???? You- IS THAT CHARLIE'S!?!?\
69	'''Angel Dust:''' Goes good with the skirt, huh? If you two had a kid, they'd fucking SLAY.\
70	'''Vaggie:''' WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU WEARING HER JACKET\
71	'''Angel Dust:''' […] I'm kinda low on options here, okay?\
72	'''Vaggie:''' WHAT ABOUT THE OPTION OF DON'T [=StEAL=] OUR STUFF?? THAT'S LIKE, THE EASIEST FUCKING OPTION YOU COULD HAVE!\
73	'''Angel Dust:''' Orrrrr, you two could adopt me as you [sic] gay lovechild and give me some fuckin' hand me downs. Or money.\
74	'''Vaggie:''' OUR WHAT!?\
75	'''Angel Dust:''' Fuck it, give me money an’ I’ll buy my own clothes, mom.\
76	'''Vaggie:''' I. Am. NOT-\
77	'''Charlie:''' -hey guys! Has anyone seen my….\
78	'''Charlie:''' …uh, Vaggie? Why is Angel Dust dressed like our gay lovechild?\
79	'''Angel Dust:''' HA!
80	-->-- Untitled ''WesternAnimation/HazbinHotel'' [[https://www.tumblr.com/a-dauntless-daffodil/744903169903132672/vaggie-okay-ha-ha-very-funny-who-stole-me-and fanfic]] by a-dauntless-daffodil

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