Quotes: Strange Minds Think Alike
Fuck it, this had better be important, as in 'your father needs a kidney and you're the only match in the family,' important. If not someone was going to need one after I finished kicking it.
"Who the hell is it, and what the hell do you want?" I growled into the phone. I'm, as you may have guessed, not at my best in the morning.
"Your father is in the hospital, he needs a kidney, and you're the only match in the family," said my soon to in need of a kidney herself friend, Lander.
—I Am NOT Your Mate, You Ass!
Listen up, everybody. It's time for spring cleaning. Peter, Chris, Meg and Brian:
Spring cleaning? Aw, not again! (surprised)
That was weird. Boy, that was weird too. Meg:
Mom, I can't clean. I have stuff to do. Lois:
Sweetheart, we all know that you don't have any stuff to do. Now I don't wanna hear anymore excuses from anyone. Peter, Chris, Meg and Brian:
Aw crap, we did it again! (long pause)
Ruth Bader Ginsberg