| 1 | [[foldercontrol]] |
| 2 | |
| 3 | [[folder:Anime & Manga]] |
| 4 | ->Go. Take Piccolo with you and get out of here, now. Find Bulma, find the spaceship, and go... ''[growls]'' '''''Do as I tell you, right now!!! Before I lose what little sense of reason I have left!!!''''' |
| 5 | -->--''Anime/DragonBallZKai'', as Goku achieves his Super Saiyan form for the first time in front of his son. |
| 6 | |
| 7 | ->'''[[HateSink Diodora Astaroth:]]''' But don't worry, I've forgiven you! After all, being part of your club is the reason (Asia's) gotten her hopes up so high! [[HopeCrusher She'll drop into the deepest despair imaginable]] after I've killed her friends in front of her very eyes! Asia ''is'' still a virgin, isn't she? I don't want the Red Dragon Emperor's sloppy seconds. |
| 8 | ->'''Issei:''' Shut your mouth...\ |
| 9 | '''Diodora:''' I do rather enjoy the thought of stealing her away from you though. Our own custom version of prima nocta...\ |
| 10 | '''Issei:''' ''Shut up...!''\ |
| 11 | '''Diodora:''' I must admit the mere thought of [[RapeIsASpecialKindOfEvil taking Asia as she calls out your name]] is ''absolutely delicious!''\ |
| 12 | '''Issei:''' '''I SAID''' '''''SHUT UUUUUUUUUUUUP!''''' (explodes in a BattleAura) '''''[[SayMyName DIODORAAAAAAA!]]''''' |
| 13 | -->-- ''Literature/HighSchoolDXD'': Issei proceeds to stomp Diodora's rotten guts out |
| 14 | |
| 15 | ->'''Ryuko Matoi:''' Where's your Goku Uniform?\ |
| 16 | '''Nui Harime:''' I don't wear such crude things. But enough about me, let's have a look at your Kamui. Are you holding back because I'm dressed like this? Didn't you see? I defeated that Goku Uniform just now, so you can cut loose from your Kamui's power all you want!\ |
| 17 | '''Nui:''' Having trouble? In that case I'll show you something neat! Here we go!\ |
| 18 | '''Ryuko:''' That's...!\ |
| 19 | '''Nui:''' Yep, the other half of your Scissor Blade! [[YouKilledMyFather I pulled this out of your dad!]]\ |
| 20 | '''Ryuko:''' Wait, it was you?\ |
| 21 | '''Nui:''' Yep! It was me! I was the one who killed your father!\ |
| 22 | '''Ryuko:''' '''''...YOU BITCH!!!''''' |
| 23 | -->-- ''Anime/KillLaKill'' |
| 24 | [[/folder]] |
| 25 | |
| 26 | [[folder:Comic Books]] |
| 27 | ->"When the pressure on a valve becomes too great, the valve explodes... The same is true, even of a Franchise/{{Superman}}!" |
| 28 | -->--''Comicbook/KryptonNoMore'' |
| 29 | |
| 30 | ->Don't you get it, Rebel? You're not important! You never were! You were just — something to do! Something for Supergirl and me to bounce off of for a while until people and events of real consequence came along! Look — Here's the problem. You've done some bad things, but I'm really, really upset right now. So much so that, honestly, I don't trust myself. And if you attack me or I attack you... I will hurt you. I'll hurt you worse than you've ever been hurt in your whole life. I can carve you up as soon as look at you. I can break you, boil you, freeze you. I can do things you can't imagine. Things I can't imagine, until I have to. And then I'll improvise. Part of me is hoping you will attack. And part of me is praying — for your sake, and my own peace of mind — that you don't. It's up to you. |
| 31 | -->--'''Comicbook/{{Supergirl}}''', ''Comicbook/ManyHappyReturns'' |
| 32 | |
| 33 | ->'''Vladek:''' I cannot forget it... ever since Hitler I don't like to throw out even a crumb. |
| 34 | ->'''Artie:''' ''(red-faced)'' Then just SAVE the damn Special K in case Hitler ever comes back! |
| 35 | -->-- ''ComicBook/{{Maus}}'' |
| 36 | |
| 37 | ->Dad. Kal. H'el. Siobhan. They ''ALL'' let me down. They all broke my heart. And now '''THIS'''. No more. Nobody gets away with hurting me ever again. Not '''THIS''' time! |
| 38 | -->--'''Comicbook/{{Supergirl}}''', ''ComicBook/RedDaughterOfKrypton'' |
| 39 | |
| 40 | ->I ''hate'' fighting! I ''hate'' seeing my friends hurt and scared! And I ''hate'' how ''mean'' you are! |
| 41 | -->--'''[[BewareTheNiceOnes Cream the Rabbit]]''', ''ComicBook/SonicTheHedgehogIDW'' |
| 42 | |
| 43 | ->That does it. Even a Superman can only be pushed so far. |
| 44 | -->--'''Franchise/{{Superman}}''', ''Comicbook/SupermanVsTheAmazingSpiderMan'' |
| 45 | [[/folder]] |
| 46 | |
| 47 | [[folder:Comic Strips]] |
| 48 | ->''"(DON'T TELL '''ME''' HOW TO READ ''Literature/WarAndPeace''!)"'' |
| 49 | -->-- '''Snoopy''' to Woodstock, ''ComicStrip/{{Peanuts}}'' |
| 50 | |
| 51 | ->That's all I can stands, and I can't stands no more! |
| 52 | -->--'''ComicStrip/{{Popeye}}''' |
| 53 | [[/folder]] |
| 54 | |
| 55 | [[folder:Fan Works]] |
| 56 | -> ''[[BlindedByRage Luz could barely see anything]]. [[ThisIsUnforgivable That was how furious she had been]]. [[UnstoppableRage That was how angry she had been]]. And thus… '''[[RageBreakingPoint She gave in to her hate]]'''.'' |
| 57 | -->-- ''Fanfic/AllForLuz'', Chapter 17. |
| 58 | |
| 59 | ->''NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!'' [[BilingualBonus MIO DIO! NON HO IDEA DI CHE COSA SI STA PARLANDO, MA NON VOGLIO SENTIRE ALTRO DI ESSO!]] [[note]] Translation: My God! I have no idea what you're talking about, but I won't hear any more of it! [[/note]] JUST STOP IT! YOU'VE BEEN DOING THIS ALL DAY! |
| 60 | -->-- '''[[Webcomic/HetaliaAxisPowers Italy]]''', ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11886910/8/Gankona-Unnachgiebig-Unità Gankona, Unnachgiebig, Unita]]'' |
| 61 | [[/folder]] |
| 62 | |
| 63 | [[folder:Films - Animation]] |
| 64 | ->[[spoiler:You little pouchy-cheeked RAT!]] I'LL KILL YOU! DO YOU HEAR ME?! YOU'RE DEAD! |
| 65 | -->-- '''Mr. Wolf''' after [[spoiler:Professor Marmalade]] reveals his true self and explains how he played him and his friends like a fiddle, ''WesternAnimation/TheBadGuys2022'' |
| 66 | |
| 67 | ->'''Air Conditioner:''' So, it's back to that stupid static again. You think I don't know what's goin' on around here? I know what goes on in this cottage. It's a conspiracy... and every one of you low-watts is in on it! Just cuz' you can move around, you think you're better than I am! I'M NOT AN INVALID! I WAS ''DESIGNED'' TO STICK IN A WALL!! I LIKE BEIN' STUCK IN THIS STUPID WALL!!! I can't help it if the kid was too short to reach my dials!\ |
| 68 | '''Toaster:''' We didn't mean it! Really!\ |
| 69 | '''Air Conditioner:''' '''''IT'S MY FUNCTION!!!!!!''''' |
| 70 | -->--''WesternAnimation/TheBraveLittleToaster'' |
| 71 | |
| 72 | ->So help me, Ariel, I am going to get through to you! And if this is the only way...'''so be it.''' |
| 73 | -->--'''King Triton''', ''WesternAnimation/TheLittleMermaid1989'' |
| 74 | [[/folder]] |
| 75 | |
| 76 | [[folder:Films - Live-Action]] |
| 77 | ->'''Steve Rogers:''' We've been hunting Thanos for three weeks now - through face scans and satellites, so far we've got nothing. Tony, you fought him...\ |
| 78 | '''Tony Stark:''' Who told you that? I didn't fight him. No, he [[CurbStompBattle wiped my face with a planet]] while the Bleecker Street magician gave away the store. That's what happened, there's no fight, 'cause he's not beatable...\ |
| 79 | '''Steve Rogers:''' Okay, did he give you any clues, any coordinates, anything?\ |
| 80 | '''Tony Stark:''' I saw this coming a few years back, [[Film/AvengersAgeOfUltron I had a vision]], but I didn't want to believe it. Thought I was dreaming.\ |
| 81 | '''Steve Rogers:''' Tony, I'm going to need you to focus...\ |
| 82 | '''Tony Stark:''' And I ''needed'' you, as in past tense. That trumps what you need. It's too late, buddy. Sorry. You know what I need? ''[smacks his bowl away]'' I need a shave. And I believe I remember telling all youse...\ |
| 83 | '''James Rhodes:''' Tony, Tony...\ |
| 84 | '''Tony Stark:''' That what we needed was a suit of armor around the world! Remember that? Whether it impacted our precious freedoms or not, that's what we needed!\ |
| 85 | '''Steve Rogers:''' Well, that didn't work out, did it?\ |
| 86 | '''Tony Stark:''' I said we'd lose. You said, "we'll do that together too." Guess what, Cap? We ''lost'', and you weren't there. But that's what we do, right? Our best work after the fact? We're the ''Avengers?'' We're the Avengers, not the Pre-vengers, right?\ |
| 87 | '''James Rhodes:''' Okay, you made your point, just sit down, okay?\ |
| 88 | '''Tony Stark:''' No, no, here's my point, you know what...\ |
| 89 | '''James Rhodes:''' Tony, you're sick. Sit down.\ |
| 90 | '''Tony Stark:''' ''(pointing at [[Film/CaptainMarvel2019 Captain Marvel]])'' She's great, by the way. We need you, you're new blood. Bunch of tired old mules! I got nothin' for you, Cap! I got no coordinates, no clues, no strategies, no options! Zero, zip, nada. No trust - ''liar!'' |
| 91 | -->-- ''Film/AvengersEndgame'' |
| 92 | |
| 93 | ->'''[[ShellShockedVeteran Sam]]:''' You know what I did to get back to you?\ |
| 94 | '''Grace:''' No.\ |
| 95 | '''Sam:''' YOU KNOW WHAT I DID ''TO FUCKING GET BACK TO YOU, '''YOU FUCKING BITCH????''''' |
| 96 | -->--''Film/Brothers2009'' |
| 97 | |
| 98 | ->'''Mr. Cheeky:''' Well I was asking her to shut up, so I can hear what [[UsefulNotes/{{Jesus}} He's]] sayin', Big Nose!\ |
| 99 | '''Mrs. Bignose:''' Don't you call my husband Big Nose!\ |
| 100 | '''Mr. Cheeky:''' Well, he has got a big nose.\ |
| 101 | '''Hearer 1:''' Could you be quiet, please? What was that?\ |
| 102 | '''Mr. Cheeky:''' I dunno. I was busy talking to Big Nose.\ |
| 103 | [...]\ |
| 104 | '''Mr. Cheeky:''' See, if you would shut up, I would've heard that, Big Nose!\ |
| 105 | '''Mr. Bignose:''' Hey! [[BerserkButton Say that once more, and I'll smash your bloody face in!]]\ |
| 106 | '''Mr. Cheeky:''' Oh, better keep listening. Might be about "Blessed are the big noses"!\ |
| 107 | '''Brian:''' Oh, lay off him!\ |
| 108 | '''Mr. Cheeky:''' Well, you're not so bad yourself, conk-face. Where are you two from, 'Nose City'?\ |
| 109 | '''Mr. Bignose:''' One more time, mate... and I'll take you to the [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] cleaners!\ |
| 110 | '''Mrs. Bignose:''' Language! And don't pick your nose!\ |
| 111 | '''Mr. Bignose:''' I wasn't gonna pick my nose, I'm gonna thump him!\ |
| 112 | [...]\ |
| 113 | '''Mrs. Bignose:''' You're not gonna thump anybody!\ |
| 114 | '''Mr. Bignose:''' I'll thump him if he calls me 'Big Nose' again!\ |
| 115 | '''Mr. Cheeky:''' Aw, shut up, Big Nose!\ |
| 116 | '''Mr. Bignose:''' Oh, right. I warned you. I really will slug you!\ |
| 117 | [...]\ |
| 118 | '''Mr. Cheeky:''' Listen, I'm only telling the truth, you have got a ''very'' big nose!\ |
| 119 | '''Mr. Bignose:''' 'Ey... Your nose is going to be ''three foot wide across your face'' when I'm through with you!\ |
| 120 | '''Mr. Cheeky:''' Well, who did yours, then? Goliath's big brother?\ |
| 121 | '''Mr. Bignose:''' [[TranquilFury Ooh, right, that's your last warning]].\ |
| 122 | '''Hearer 1's wife:''' Oh, do pipe down-- (''is punched by Mr. Bignose'') Ooh!\ |
| 123 | '''Mr. Bignose:''' Silly bitch! |
| 124 | -->-- ''Film/MontyPythonsLifeOfBrian'' |
| 125 | |
| 126 | ->...''Where is the Mr. Pibb? I told your secretary to pack Mr. Pibb. It's the only Coke I like. Goddamn Brenda exploding like a water balloon and worms driving my friends around like they're goddamn skin-cars! People are spitting acid at me, turning you into cottage cheese, and now there's'' '''''[[PunctuatedPounding NO! FUCKING! GOD! DAMN! MR. PIBB!]]''''' |
| 127 | -->-- '''Mayor Jack [=McReady=]''', ''Film/{{Slither}}'' |
| 128 | |
| 129 | ->Don't say 'Calm down'. Calm was killing me. |
| 130 | -->-- '''Stuart''', ''Film/SmallSoldiers'' |
| 131 | |
| 132 | ->'''Neville Flynn:''' Enough is ENOUGH! I have HAD IT with these MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES on this MOTHERFUCKING PLANE! Everybody strap in! [[PreAssKickingOneLiner I'm about to open some fuckin' windows.]] |
| 133 | -->--''Film/SnakesOnAPlane'' |
| 134 | |
| 135 | ->'''Darth Vader:''' (''About Leia Organa'') If you will not turn to TheDarkSide, [[RelativeButton then perhaps she will.]]\ |
| 136 | '''Luke Skywalker:''' '''''[[BigNever NEVER!!!]]''''' |
| 137 | -->--''Franchise/StarWars: Episode VI - Film/ReturnOfTheJedi'' |
| 138 | [[/folder]] |
| 139 | |
| 140 | [[folder:Literature]] |
| 141 | ->[[DespairSpeech Curse him, root and branch!]] Many of those trees were my friends, creatures I had known from nut and acorn; many had voices of their own that are lost forever now. And there are wastes of stump and bramble where once there were singing groves. [[AwakeningTheSleepingGiant I have been idle. I have let things slip. It must stop!]] |
| 142 | -->--'''Treebeard the Ent''', about the devestation caused by [[EvilFormerFriend Saruman]], ''Literature/TheLordOfTheRings'' |
| 143 | |
| 144 | ->[[PreAssKickingOneLiner Oh, that is]] ''[[PreAssKickingOneLiner it]].'' |
| 145 | -->--'''Eliot,''' upon realizing that his opponent is using a weapon stolen from a hermit he murdered, ''[[Literature/TheMagicians The Magician's Land]]'' |
| 146 | |
| 147 | ->''Everyone was really, ''really'' happy about the baby... but not Dad.'' |
| 148 | ->''He started shouting and shouting. He shouted at Louise, saying really mean things -- that the baby would cry and ruin our holiday, just like Barney had ruined last year's holiday. He said that Louise was ''stupid'' for having another baby, when she couldn't manage the ones she had already...'' |
| 149 | ->''Mum was really upset. She tried to get Dad to calm down, but he wouldn't listen. He kept shouting. He just got more and more angry. It was horrible.'' |
| 150 | ->''He started shouting at Lily and Barney... And he ''[[KickTheDog kicked]]'' Buster...'' |
| 151 | ->''[[WhatTheHellHero Jason told Dad he was right out of order]] and pushed Dad. Then Dad pushed him back. Grandpa Fred told Jason to just calm down and Jason told him to keep out of it.'' |
| 152 | ->''Buster was howling, Lily and Barney were screaming, and Louise started to cry...'' |
| 153 | ->''And then Dad just... ''lost it''. He started shouting and shouting and didn't stop. I've never, ever heard him shout so much. I was really frightened. He told everyone to [[GetOut get out]] of his house.'' |
| 154 | -->-- ''Something Different About Dad: How to Live With Your Asperger's Parent'', Chapter 4 |
| 155 | |
| 156 | ->''"You are a bunch of brainless copycats. You just do whatever I do. When I come tomorrow, I am going to have... SHAVED MY HEAD!"'' |
| 157 | -->-- '''Stephanie''',[[note]][[BatmanGambit She doesn't go through with it]].[[/note]] ''[[Creator/RobertMunsch Stephanie's Ponytail]]'' |
| 158 | [[/folder]] |
| 159 | |
| 160 | [[folder:Live-Action TV]] |
| 161 | ->I have contained my rage for as long as possible, but I shall unleash my fury upon you LIKE THE ''CRASHING'' OF A ''THOUSAND'' WAVES! BEGONE, VILE MAN! BEGONE FROM ME! A STARTER CAR?! THIS CAR IS A FINISHER CAR! A TRANSPORTER OF ''GODS!!'' '''THE GOLDEN GOD!!!''' '''''I AM UNTETHERED AND MY RAGE KNOWS NO BOUNDS!!!!''''' |
| 162 | -->--'''Dennis Reynolds''', ''Series/ItsAlwaysSunnyInPhiladelphia'', "The Gang Misses the Boat" |
| 163 | |
| 164 | ->'''Dennis:''' I can't live with you anymore in this goddamn place. I'm outta here! I'm gonna go stay in a hotel! Where's my suitcase, Mac? |
| 165 | ->'''Mac:''' Wait! Waitwaitwaitwait! Dennis, Dennis, Dennis, hold u-! |
| 166 | ->'''Dennis:''' ''[opens up the closet and a pile of Kraft Mac and Cheese boxes comes pouring down]'' |
| 167 | ->'''Dennis:''' Tell me about Mac's Famous Mac and Cheese. |
| 168 | ->'''Mac:''' ...O-Okay, I can explain! I called it my Famous Mac and Cheese as a joke! ...But then it seemed you liked it, you liked that it was Mac's Famous Mac and Cheese, and so I just kept saying it! |
| 169 | ->'''Dennis:''' You're pathetic... |
| 170 | ->'''Mac:''' ''You're'' the one sitting at Applebee's eating potstickers all by yourself! ''You're'' the one who's pathetic! |
| 171 | ->''[doorbell rings]'' |
| 172 | ->'''Dennis:''' Oh! That must be that nosy Wally... Coming to see what all the fighting's about...? ''[grabs a fireplace poker]'' Well... Why don't we show him what all the fighting's about? Why don't we show him right now?! |
| 173 | ->'''Mac:''' Waitwaitwait! Dennis, Dennis! Calm down! |
| 174 | ->'''Dennis:''' Don't you tell me to calm do- ''[smoke alarm beep]'' |
| 175 | ->'''Mac:''' There's that chirping again! How are you not hearing that? |
| 176 | ->''[smoke alarm beeps again]'' |
| 177 | ->'''Dennis:''' NEWS FLASH, ASSHOLE! I'VE BEEN HEARING IT '''THE ENTIRE GODDAMN TIME!!!''' |
| 178 | ->'''Mac:''' ''THEN WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SOMETHING?!'' |
| 179 | ->'''Dennis:''' '''''BECAUSE I HATE YOU!!!!''''' |
| 180 | -->--''Series/ItsAlwaysSunnyInPhiladelphia'', "Mac & Dennis Move to the Suburbs" |
| 181 | |
| 182 | ->'''Genm:''' What was that for, '''''PARADO!?'''''\ |
| 183 | '''Para-DX:''' So you used Motors as a pawn? What were ''you'' really thinking about us Bugsters?!\ |
| 184 | '''Genm:''' Weren't ''you'' the one who beat Revol, your own kind?\ |
| 185 | '''Para-DX:''' It was part of the game, we were playing for real! We abide by its rules, finish it, and decide who wins and loses. That is a Bugster's way of life!\ |
| 186 | '''Genm:''' You insolent game character, how dare you turn against your master?!\ |
| 187 | '''Para-DX:''' Now you've completely made my heart boil! |
| 188 | -->--''Series/KamenRiderExAid'', "[[Recap/KamenRiderExAidEp18TheTruthExposed The Truth Exposed]]" |
| 189 | |
| 190 | ->'''Stottlemeyer:''' [''Yanks the vacuum's plug from the wall''] You win. I give up.\ |
| 191 | '''Adrian:''' Excuse me?\ |
| 192 | '''Stottlemeyer:''' You know what I'm gonna do? First thing in the morning, I'm gonna call the Vatican, and I'm gonna nominate your late wife Trudy for ''Sainthood'', because '''[[SuddenlyShouting you]]''' [[SuddenlyShouting are]] '''[[SuddenlyShouting impossible]]'''!\ |
| 193 | '''Adrian:''' The lines. They're all...''diagonal''. I have to LIVE here!\ |
| 194 | '''Stottlemeyer:''' FORGET ABOUT THE RUG! '''''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis THIS! IS NOT! ABOUT! THE RUG!]]''''' Do you know what you are?! '''Do you know what you are'''?! You're the world's BEST marriage counselor! You could save every marriage in California! All people have to do is live with you for two days! TWO DAYS, and they'd ''never'' complain about their spouse ''again''!\ |
| 195 | [''Stottlemeyer starts packing his bag'']\ |
| 196 | '''Adrian:''' What are- what are you doing?\ |
| 197 | '''Stottlemeyer:''' I am going home! I'm gonna ''beg'' Karen to take me back. I am going to beg her to take me back, I am going to tell her I am a different man, and I will ''not'' be lying! |
| 198 | -->--''Series/{{Monk}}'', "[[Recap/MonkS2E5MrMonkAndTheVeryVeryOldMan Mr. Monk and the Very Very Old Man]]" |
| 199 | |
| 200 | ->Damn it, Dwight! ENOUGH!!! Get your ass downstairs or find a new place to sell paper! |
| 201 | -->--'''Deangelo Jeremitrius Vickers''', ''Series/TheOfficeUS'' |
| 202 | |
| 203 | ->''"THIS HAPPY [[PrecisionFStrike FUCKING]] NAUGHTY CORNER IS NOT WORKING!"'' |
| 204 | -->-- '''Jennifer Bowersock''' as she goes to her bedroom [[DoorSlamOfRage to slam the door]], ''Series/{{Supernanny}}'' ("The Bowersock Family") |
| 205 | [[/folder]] |
| 206 | |
| 207 | [[folder:Music]] |
| 208 | -> ''Everybody's got a breaking point''\ |
| 209 | ''Nobody wants to see that side of me''\ |
| 210 | ''Stop pushing 'cos I won't back down''\ |
| 211 | ''Nobody's gonna bring that outta me!'' |
| 212 | -->--'''Music/BulletForMyValentine''', "Breaking Point" |
| 213 | [[/folder]] |
| 214 | |
| 215 | [[folder:Puppet Shows]] |
| 216 | ->''When I get mad, my face turns red,''\ |
| 217 | ''My hair stands up on the top of my head,''\ |
| 218 | ''I start crying and it's a terrible scene,''\ |
| 219 | ''I wanna let out a scream, WAAAAAHHHHH!'' |
| 220 | -->--''Series/SesameStreet'', "Mad" |
| 221 | [[/folder]] |
| 222 | |
| 223 | [[folder:Radio]] |
| 224 | ->'''Urchin:''' 'ere, mister. Don't the bride look beautiful?\ |
| 225 | '''Gently Benevolent:''' ''(wistfully)'' [[TheOneThatGotAway She does.]]\ |
| 226 | '''Urchin:''' Bet you wish you could've married a cracker like that.\ |
| 227 | '''Gently Benevolent:''' That would've been ''nice''...\ |
| 228 | '''Urchin:''' But, some other bloke's gone and done it.\ |
| 229 | '''Gently Benevolent:''' I ''know''.\ |
| 230 | '''Urchin:''' And now you ''never'' will!\ |
| 231 | '''Mr. Benevolent:''' And at the moment, the boy's words, said in such a whiny accent, settled on me like sour snow, and I became ''evil''. [[LaserGuidedKarma I punched the boy.]] |
| 232 | -->--''Radio/BleakExpectations'', "An Evil Life Sort Of Explained" |
| 233 | [[/folder]] |
| 234 | |
| 235 | [[folder:Video Games]] |
| 236 | ->Hey! HEY! WAKE UP! I'M TALKIN' OVER HERE! This is some serious stuff! You got no manners at all, you thumb suckin' twerp!!! '''''GRAAAHHH!!!''''' THAT'S IT! IT'S '''''GO TIME!!''''' This mole's had '''''ENOUGH!''''' TIME TO PAY THE PIPER! My patience gauge is now officially on '''''EMPTY!!!''''' And my anger gauge is '''''WAY''''' IN THE RED ZONE! You and your smug little devil-may-care attitude... I'M GONNA TUNNEL THROUGH YOUR '''''HOUSE!!!!!''''' |
| 237 | -->--'''Mr. Resetti''', ''VideoGame/AnimalCrossing'' |
| 238 | |
| 239 | ->'''Noel:''' Sir... I bring an "Imperial Command" from the NOL. Major Jin Kisaragi must report to the headquarters immediately.\ |
| 240 | '''Jin:'''(''...For a moment, I feel dizzy. So the Librarium has already seen through my ruse and sent this child after me. How very irritating. This girl's voice... This girl's face... Why does she have ''[[LongLostRelative her]]'' face?'')\ |
| 241 | '''Noel:''' Um... this directive... um... has the seal of the Imperator...\ |
| 242 | '''Jin:''' ...\ |
| 243 | '''Noel:''' Um... I know I may be intruding, but... [[MoralityPet Tsubaki]] hasn't been the same since you left. So please, return to headquarters as soon as possible. They'll strike everything from the record if you return now.\ |
| 244 | '''Jin:''' (''This girl... This girl!... She's trying to take it all away again. She's going to take everything from me. Who the hell is she?'')\ |
| 245 | '''Noel:''' Are you not feeling well? You look a little-\ |
| 246 | '''Jin:''' ''Don't touch me!'' Shut up, you... "impediment"...\ |
| 247 | '''Noel:''' M-Major... what are you?...\ |
| 248 | '''Jin:''' Who the hell are you? Who... Who are you? WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?!\ |
| 249 | '''Noel:''' Major... I...\ |
| 250 | '''Jin:''' (Draws his sword) Die... |
| 251 | -->--''VideoGame/BlazBlueCalamityTrigger'' |
| 252 | |
| 253 | ->'''Makoto:''' Oh my '''god''', you ''CANNOT'' have a party in your office! [[WhatTheHellHero What the hell is wrong with you?! Are you stupid? No, I know you're stupid!]] But you're like, the top [[BuffySpeak stupid]] in the world!\ |
| 254 | '''Kagura:''' *wincing from Makoto's voice* Hey, you don't have you yell! But if you insist, [[LovableSexManiac at least make it about those amazing breasts of yours.]] Just give me a peek or... two.\ |
| 255 | '''Makoto:''' Ugh, absolutely not! Especially not after leaving us hungry in prison like that!\ |
| 256 | '''Kagura:''' [[{{Fratbro}} I was eating and drinking and dancing. Man, that was fun!]]\ |
| 257 | '''Makoto:''' And what about us?\ |
| 258 | '''Kagura:''' Completely forgot. My bad.\ |
| 259 | '''Makoto:''' *throws off NOL uniform* ''You're dead!!'' *punches Kagura - ''hard''\ |
| 260 | '''Kagura:''' *wincing again, this time from injury* My tequila! |
| 261 | -->--''VideoGame/BlazBlueChronophantasma'', Chapter 4 |
| 262 | |
| 263 | ->'''Yuki Maeda:''' What do you think, Uehara? Can you still say that Inori could’ve committed the crime? |
| 264 | ->'''Kinji Uehara:''' W-wait and listen! Just because the science lab was locked, doesn’t it mean it was locked with a latch? When Taira tried to enter, the door could have been locked with the lock function attached to the door itself… |
| 265 | ->'''Rei Mekaru:''' Oh my, but then what about this? As a result of my investigation. I found out that the door to the science lab, did not have a lock function. There was no space to apply a key lock in the first place. |
| 266 | ->'''Kinji Uehara:''' ……………………………………. |
| 267 | ->''' Tsurugi Kinjo:''' It’s all over, Uehara Kinji. No further rebuttal is possible. Now confess in good faith. |
| 268 | ->'''Kinji Uehara:''' …………….Grk… |
| 269 | ->'''Yuki Maeda:''' Uehara, please stop it and admit it already…! |
| 270 | ->'''Kinji Uehara: ''' ……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………. ……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….. …………………………………………Heh, '''''GIHAHAHAНАНАНАНАНА!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!''''' |
| 271 | ->'''Yuki Maeda:''' U-Uehara…? |
| 272 | ->'''Kinji Uehara:''' W-why… why are you?…!! I thought I was lucky that I defeated Tsurugi Kinjo and Mekaru Rei, but why, why can trash without talent like you can drive me to this point?! |
| 273 | ->'''Yuki Maeda:''' [[StunnedSilence ………………………………………………]] |
| 274 | ->'''Teruya Otori:''' U-Uehara? You know… your character collapsed…. |
| 275 | ->'''Akane Taira:''' U-Uehara? Calm down a little… |
| 276 | ->'''Kinji Uehara:''' '''''[[BigShutUp SHUT UP]] YOU [[PrecisionFStrike BITCHEEEES!!!]]''''' '''THIS TRASH!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS [[ClusterFBomb BITCH]] BROKE DOWN MY PLAN SIMPLY BECAUSE YOU TRIED TO OPEN THE''' '''''DAMNED DOOR TO THE SCIENCE LAB.''''' |
| 277 | ->'''Tsurugi Kinjo:''' It’s all over. I just heard you loud and clear, doesn’t matter if it’s a confession right? |
| 278 | ->'''Rei Mekaru:''' So you came down in the end from mental breakdown? It’s pathetic. |
| 279 | ->'''Kinji Uehara:''' '''''[[RapidFireShutUp SHUT UP!!! SHUT IT!! SHUT UUUUUUP!!!!!!!!!!!!]]''''' '''I’M STILL HERE!!! WAIT!! WAIT AND SEE, THAT, YOU''' ''yeS, thAt’s It thAt’s It!'' '''I-I STILL NEED PROOF!! THERE’S NO EVIDENCE…! IF I’M THE CULPRIT, SHOW ME THE EVIDENCE…..!!!''' |
| 280 | ->'''Teruya Otori:''' Co-come on now!? You’re the only one who doesn’t have an alibi right? |
| 281 | ->'''Kinji Uehara:''' '''SHUT UP, YOU X-WORTH BASTARD…!! DO YOU WANNA GET STUCK IN THE GROUND FROM HEAD TO TOE,''' '''''HUH?!''''' |
| 282 | ->'''Teruya Otori:''' ''Hieeeeeh!!!'' Why did you suddenly turn into such a vile criminal?! |
| 283 | ->'''Tsurugi Kinjo:''' Not like a criminal, but he ''is'' a criminal. So you won’t admit it even though you are the only one who could do this? |
| 284 | ->'''Satsuki Iranami:''' Just ignore him and vote will you? If you look at what Uehara just said, what’s the point of incapacitating Kinjo and Mekaru, and this is almost like a confession, right? |
| 285 | ->'''Kinji Uehara:''' '''''[[IllKillYou I’LL KILL YOUUUU!!!!]]''''' '''I’M GONNA KILL THE BASTARDS WHO ARE GOING TO VOTE RIGHT NOW. TREATING ME AS A CRIMINAL WITHOUT EVIDENCE AT ALL,''' '''''AND YOU’RE LIKE THINKING THIS IS ALL DONE!!!!!''''' |
| 286 | ->'''Akane Taira:''' W-what do we do?! |
| 287 | ->'''Yuki Maeda:''' …Uehara, if I show you the evidence, are you finally going to admit it? |
| 288 | ->'''Kinji Uehara:''' Ooh, I’ll admit it…if…there’s evidence like that. Not speculative remarks or alibi blanks, '''REAL PHYSICAL EVIDENCE YOU BASTARD….!!!''' |
| 289 | ->'''''(This goes on for a long time)''''' |
| 290 | -->--''VisualNovel/DanganronpaAnother,'' [[spoiler:When Kinji Uehara is apprehended about being the 3rd killer]] |
| 291 | |
| 292 | ->'''Goku:''' That's enough, Frieza! NOW I'M '''MAAAAAAADDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!''' |
| 293 | -->--''VideoGame/DragonBallXenoverse'' |
| 294 | |
| 295 | ->'''Teledji Adeledji:''' It seems only right that you should bury your precious sultana, and we will be glad to rid of that burden.\ |
| 296 | '''Raubahn Aldynn:''' I'll bet you will. You, more than any man.\ |
| 297 | '''Teledji:''' Whatever do you mean?\ |
| 298 | '''Raubahn:''' I mean you had her killed, you black-hearted bastard!\ |
| 299 | '''Teledji:''' What rot!...though I did have sufficient motive, 'tis true. That young lady caused me no end of grief. She always was a most unwilling puppet. I daresay Her Grace was that someone thought to cut her strings.\ |
| 300 | '''Raubahn:''' You would mock her? '''''THEN MOCK HER FROM HELL!''''' |
| 301 | -->-- ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyXIV'': Raubahn proceeds to [[HalfTheManHeUsedToBe cleave Teledji in twain]] |
| 302 | |
| 303 | ->''([[LaughingMad laughs madly]]) "[[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe Is this some kind of twisted joke?!]]" (laughs some more, then heads towards [[spoiler:Edelgard]] with unhinged fury) "I've been looking for you... I will take that head from your shoulders '''and hang it from the gates of [[spoiler:Enbarr]]'''! |
| 304 | -->-- '''Dimitri''', upon discovering that [[spoiler:Edelgard is the Flame Emperor]], ''VideoGame/FireEmblemThreeHouses'' |
| 305 | |
| 306 | ->[[BreakingTheFourthWall Click me one more time]], and '''by Akarat, I'll cut off your fingers!''' ... Or whatever else you use to work that little mouse! |
| 307 | -->--''VideoGame/HeroesOfTheStorm'', [[StopPokingMe if you click]] on [[VideoGame/DiabloIII Johanna]] enough. |
| 308 | |
| 309 | ->''Some people are like time-bombs waiting to go off.'' |
| 310 | -->-- '''Carla''', ''VideoGame/IndigoProphecy'' |
| 311 | |
| 312 | ->'''Bizarro:''' Brainiac love Bizarro.\ |
| 313 | '''Brainiac:''' I am stronger and smarter.\ |
| 314 | '''Bizarro:''' THAT AM '''''FIRST STRAW!''''' |
| 315 | -->--Videogame/Injustice2 |
| 316 | |
| 317 | ->'''Hanako:''' [[GetOut Get out of my room, get out of my room, get out of my room...!]]\ |
| 318 | '' [[ShrinkingViolet Hanako]] yells at me with such force that, for the first time in a long time, [[BewareTheNiceOnes I feel genuinely frightened]]. I have no idea how to react to this, and [[OOCIsSeriousBusiness from Hanako of all people]].''\ |
| 319 | '''Hanako:''' Leave! I'm telling you, go!\ |
| 320 | '''Hisao:''' B-but....I was just trying.....to [[UnwantedAssistance help you]]...\ |
| 321 | '''Hanako:''' I know I need help! I know I'm broken! I don't need you telling me that!\ |
| 322 | '''Hisao:''' I never said you were broken, or anything like that!\ |
| 323 | '''Hanako:''' It's written on your face, it's written on Lilly's face, it's written on everybody's faces! I see a therapist every week, Lilly dotes on me as if I were her child, and now.....even you! [[AllForNothing Nothing's changed, nothing at all!]] I hate Lilly, and I....[[PlayerPunch I hate you more than anyone...!]] |
| 324 | -->--''VisualNovel/KatawaShoujo'', ''Hanako's bad ending'' |
| 325 | |
| 326 | ->'''Agate:''' You son of a bitch... [[spoiler:Mischa died]] just so you could prove a goddamn POINT?\ |
| 327 | '''Tita:''' Awful... That's so awful!\ |
| 328 | '''Olivier:''' Astounding. Do you truly seek to be the foulest man in history, monster?\ |
| 329 | '''Julia:''' How... How many died... just because of you?\ |
| 330 | '''Kloe:''' What you've done is... It's unforgivable, you monster!\ |
| 331 | '''Scherazard:''' You unbelievable monster... Gehenna will be too kind for you.\ |
| 332 | '''Zin:''' Karma's wheel will spin for you, monster.\ |
| 333 | '''Josette:''' People like this actually EXIST?\ |
| 334 | '''Mueller:''' Clearly you should have met your death long ago.\ |
| 335 | '''Kevin:''' Just one more sin for the pile, eh...?\ |
| 336 | '''Estelle:''' I... I think I'm gonna be sick... |
| 337 | -->-- '''All reactions to [[spoiler:Weissmann admitting his role in the Tragedy of Hamel]]''', ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfHeroesTrailsInTheSky SC'' |
| 338 | |
| 339 | ->'''Paragon Shepard:''' I've seen enough of your cruelty to know [your brother]'ll never be free from it here. I'm taking him away!\ |
| 340 | '''Gavin Archer:''' No! Leave him! He's too valuable! ''(shoots at Shepard)''\ |
| 341 | '''Paragon Shepard:''' ''(returns fire, and then {{Pistol Whip}}s Archer)'' You even THINK about coming after your brother and this bullet will be waiting for you! Then we'll see who's valuable! |
| 342 | -->-- ''VideoGame/MassEffect2'', ''Overlord DLC'' |
| 343 | [[/folder]] |
| 344 | |
| 345 | [[folder:Web Animation]] |
| 346 | ->''"THATS IT!'' '''''THE PHONE GOES OUT THE WINDOW!!'''''" |
| 347 | -->'''WebAnimation/TheAnnoyingOrange''' after one too many losses on '''VideoGame/FlappyBird''' |
| 348 | |
| 349 | ->'''Lionel Messi's Puppet:''' SHUT THE FUCK UP! YOU THINK YOU CAN BUY US WITH YOUR EXPENSIVE SHEETS AND YOUR FANCY MACAROONS!? It's not about the money! |
| 350 | ->'''Lionel Messi:''' ...it's a little bit about the money. |
| 351 | ->'''Messi's Puppet:''' Okay, it's a little bit about the money, but what about what ''Messi'' wants? Did you even think to ''ask'' him!? |
| 352 | -->--''WebAnimation/{{The Champions|2018}}'' |
| 353 | |
| 354 | ->'''Jaune:''' I couldn't save them... I was supposed to save them, and... and they're dead.\ |
| 355 | (''Juniper walks up to Jaune and nudges him in consolation'')\ |
| 356 | '''Yang:''' No, Jaune. They're gone, but they're not dead. They'll be back.\ |
| 357 | '''Weiss:''' Yeah. It's what they wanted. (''turns towards Ruby'') Right, Ruby?\ |
| 358 | '''Ruby:''' (''bitterly'') Why are you asking ''me''?\ |
| 359 | (''WBY looks at their leader with concern'')\ |
| 360 | '''Blake:''' Um, we just--\ |
| 361 | '''Ruby:''' Because I'm the leader? Because I'm just ''supposed'' to have something to say? 'Cause I don't. ({{Beat}}) I mean, why do I have to be the leader, anyway? [[TheChainsOfCommanding Why do]] ''[[TheChainsOfCommanding I]]'' [[TheChainsOfCommanding have to always be the one to pick people up?]] What about ''me?'' No time, right? (''walks towards Weiss, causing her to step back'') Gotta get home! Gotta help Jaune! Gotta find ''someone'' who isn't just going to screw everything up! Gotta stay positive, right?! (''walks towards Blake and Yang, prompting the latter to step in front defensively'') Smiles all around! Maybe even finally get our feelings sorted out! Good for you, by the way, [[SarcasmMode we're]] ''[[SarcasmMode so]]'' [[SarcasmMode happy for you!]]\ |
| 362 | '''Yang:''' Hey!\ |
| 363 | '''Ruby:''' I'm sorry, is this a bad time? Are we supposed to be mourning Jaune's ''make-believe friends''?!\ |
| 364 | '''Jaune:''' [[TheyDiedBecauseOfYou They're gone... because of]] ''[[TheyDiedBecauseOfYou you!]]'' The Walkers came for '''you''', because [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Neo!]] ''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis Hates!]]'' '''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis YOU!]]''' (''storms towards Ruby'') Oh, and let's not forget the reason we're in the Ever After in the first place, is because of ''your'' plan that didn't work! What about ''you?!'' '''[[ItsAllAboutMe IT'S ALL ABOUT YOU!]]''' |
| 365 | -->-- ''WebAnimation/{{RWBY}}'', "The Perils of Paper Houses" |
| 366 | [[/folder]] |
| 367 | |
| 368 | [[folder:Web Comics]] |
| 369 | ->'''Gil:''' [[TheLostLenore Dead!]] Oh no. ''[[TranquilFury No!]]''\ |
| 370 | ''({{beat}})''\ |
| 371 | '''Gil:''' You say she drove this [[AIIsACrapshoot clank]] straight at you. That's a pretty ''rotten'' thing to do.\ |
| 372 | '''Pix:''' Oh, yeah! Well, we're lucky our plan worked so ''well!'' Who ''knows'' what she would have done if we'd let her stay! You just can't trust ''that'' kind, ''I'' say! So -- um -- was there a ''reward?''\ |
| 373 | '''Gil:''' ''(shoves a gun on Pix's face)'' [[SuddenlyShouting FOR SENDING HER TO HER DEATH?!]] A ''REWARD?!'' ''And'' you're telling me that she ''purposefully'' set some kind of monster on a group of ''helpless people?'' You're ''lying!''\ |
| 374 | '''Pix:''' ''Eek!''\ |
| 375 | '''Gil:''' [[OutOfCharacter She would]] ''[[OutOfCharacter never]]'' [[OutOfCharacter have done that!]] ''WHERE IS SHE?!'' |
| 376 | -->-- '''[[OverlordJr Gilgamesh Wulfenbach]]''' learns that [[LoveInterest Agatha]] is dead[[note]][[FakingTheDead Except she isn't]][[/note]], ''Webcomic/GirlGenius'' ([[https://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20050110 Vol.]] [[https://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20050112 4]]) |
| 377 | |
| 378 | ->'''Zola:''' Oh, ''for pity's sake! That'' probably didn't kill her ''at all!'' Well, at least it'll slow her down for the ''coup de grace'' after I take care of--\ |
| 379 | ''([[TalkToTheFist Tarvek punches Zola in the face]])''\ |
| 380 | '''Tarvek:''' ''Enough! '''ENOUGH!''' ([[ExtremeMeleeRevenge starts beating Zola to a bloody pulp]])'' You vicious, poisonous remnant of [[BigScrewedUpFamily my stupid family's]] stupid ''interference'' -- with your ''stupid schemes'' and your ''stupid backstabbing plots''-- I have lost my ''castle!'' My ''muses!'' My ''town!'' My hand is revealed to those ''[[PunctuatedPounding blasted! Upstart! Wulfenbachs!]]'' You and [[BigBad Lucrezia]] have done ''nothing'' but ''destroy my life and my plans'', and ''now'' you're trying to destroy the ''[[LoveRedeems one bright spot left]]'' -- ''AND THAT I WILL NOT PERMIT!''\ |
| 381 | '''Zola:''' [--[[KnowWhenToFoldEm All right, I give up...]]--]\ |
| 382 | '''Tarvek:''' Oh, nonono ''no'', you do ''not'' "give up"! ''([[SinisterSuffocation starts viciously strangling Zola]])'' '''YOU ''DIE!''''' |
| 383 | -->-- '''[[AntiHero Tarvek Sturmvoraus]]''' after [[AxCrazy Zola]] tries to kill Agatha, ''Webcomic/GirlGenius'' ([[https://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20110117 Vol. 11 p. 36]]) |
| 384 | [[/folder]] |
| 385 | |
| 386 | [[folder:Web Original]] |
| 387 | ->You know what? That's it! [[AssInAmbassador Lutan.]] You understand honor, like Neelix understands sex appeal. You've heard of it, you probably think you have it but buddy, there's not a smudging of it in your body. Your smile is as warm and inviting as an ice water enema. Your so-called charm is so forced and transparent, so clearly septic, I wouldn't be surprised if your voice leaves an oil slick. And your attempts to project authority are nothing of the kind, [[SpoiledBrat but of a spoiled child whose been handed everything in life, expecting to constantly get and annoyed when is not given.]] You do not radiate authority. [[SmugSnake You ooze self-entitled smugness.]] A toxic barrage scientifically proven to be the first, second and third leading cause of cancer in laboratory rats. Which made the scientists cry because they find the rats more personable than you. And your attempts to be sly, STOP. You're so sickening, it gives flu bugs nausea. So please [[Franchise/HarryPotter Harry Potter, wrap yourself in your magic cloak of yours and disappear already.]] Don't come back out, until you get the secret sign. If you want to know what it is... It's the sight of the sun swallowing the world. |
| 388 | -->-- '''Website/SFDebris''' during his review of "Recap/StarTrekTheNextGenerationS1E3CodeOfHonor" |
| 389 | [[/folder]] |
| 390 | |
| 391 | [[folder:Web Videos]] |
| 392 | ->''I am, like, one joke away from having a ''[=LowTierGod=]'' monologue, and you're not gonna like it.'' |
| 393 | -->--'''[[https://www.youtube.com/@Cartoonshi Cartoonshi]]''' on ''WesternAnimation/{{Velma}}'' |
| 394 | |
| 395 | ->''"[[LeaveNoSurvivors THAT'S IT]]! '''[[EarthShatteringKaboom EVERYONE DIES]]!'''"'' |
| 396 | -->--'''Vegeta''' after [[IdiotHero Goku]]'s [[EnragedByIdiocy idiocy gets to him]], ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged'' |
| 397 | |
| 398 | ->'''Vegeta:''' Why isn't (the Dragon Ball) here?! I don't get it! Who could've--the kid! But... how could he have found it?! He would... wait... that watch... that watch was no watch at all! It was some kind of Dragon Ball locator! Which means... ''which means...!''\ |
| 399 | '''Ghost Nappa:''' He tooook the Dragon Ball...\ |
| 400 | '''Vegeta:''' ''(bursting out of the water)'' '''''AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGH...!!!'''''\ |
| 401 | ''(cut to Krillin and Gohan)''\ |
| 402 | '''Gohan:''' Uh, Krillin... do you hear that?\ |
| 403 | '''Krillin:''' I ''feel'' that.\ |
| 404 | ''(cut to Freeza's ship)''\ |
| 405 | '''Freeza:''' What the devil is that noise?\ |
| 406 | ''(cut to Goku in the ''depths of space'')''\ |
| 407 | '''Goku:''' Ah, time for a delicious sports drink--huh? The heck is that?\ |
| 408 | ''(cut to '''King Yemma in Other World''')''\ |
| 409 | '''King Yemma:''' Purgatory, Hell... Denise? Denise, do you hear that? Oh God, is that my wife?! LEAVE ME ALONE! YOU ALREADY TOOK THE KIDS, WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT?!\ |
| 410 | ''(cut to '''''Trunks and Bulma 20 years in the future''''')''\ |
| 411 | '''Trunks:''' Alright, Mom. Once that Time Machine is done, I can go back into the past, to save Goku and my father-- ...Daddy? |
| 412 | -->--''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged'' |
| 413 | |
| 414 | ->I don't care. I really don't care. I just don't...I don't wanna play this anymore. I fu-! (''Smashes controller'') FU-! (''Tosses broken controller aside'') UGH!''' |
| 415 | -->--'''WebVideo/{{Markiplier}}''', playing ''VideoGame/IAmBread'' |
| 416 | |
| 417 | ->Just get the oil. Get a bucket. [[SuddenlySHOUTING Scoop it up with your FUCKING hands,]] and just bring it back! Bring me back a few HANDFULS of oil, I'll put it [[AssShove UP my ARSE,]] and then we'll go into space, I don't fucking know! What are we doing?! Why are we so SHIT?! All we ha- [[AllForNothing we've done NOTHING for like four hours!]] |
| 418 | -->-- '''Lewis Brindley''', ''WebVideo/MoonQuest'' episode 42 |
| 419 | |
| 420 | ->''"it's a beautiful day outside. birds are singing, flowers are blooming… on days like these, kids like you… [[SuddenlyShouting SHOULD REALIZE GENOCIDE ISN'T THE ONLY ROUTE IN THE GAME!]] i mean, you can race snails, you can dance with a robot, you can eat with me at grillby's… i'll even let you date my freakin' brother, for god's sake, but NO! let's not do any of that and kill people just so i can hear the funny bone man go, "DADA-DA-DAH, DAH-DAH-BAH-DA-DAH!" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT! I'M TIRED OF IT! do you think i WANNA be the funny bone man? no, i don't! i would rather be chuggin' a bottle of ketchup at grillby's! but ya gotta start causin' shit, and i gotta INTERVENE! jesus christ! i need a break, i'll be at grillby's… jesus…!"'' |
| 421 | -->-- '''[[VideoGame/{{Undertale}} Sans the Skeleton]]''', as voiced by '''[[https://youtu.be/dsHnOlYLTok Revtrosity]]''' |
| 422 | [[/folder]] |
| 423 | |
| 424 | [[folder:Western Animation]] |
| 425 | ->'''Nicole:''' [[LetMeGetThisStraight Let me get this straight.]] I asked you to finally step up as a father and set a good example for your children. And you way you interpreted that was to ''take them shoplifting?''\ |
| 426 | '''Richard:''' ''(shrugs)''\ |
| 427 | '''Nicole:''' That's it. I think you've all done it. You've finally pushed me over. ''[[LaughingMad (giggles)]]''\ |
| 428 | '''Darwin:''' Over what?\ |
| 429 | '''Nicole:''' ''[[OhCrap The limit.]]''\ |
| 430 | '''Richard:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Does that mean we can get a candy bar]]?\ |
| 431 | ''(Nicole has to restrain herself from attacking him and punches out a circuit breaker, plunging the store into darkness)''\ |
| 432 | '''Nicole:''' ''You need to [[VoiceOfTheLegion RUN]]. '''NOW.''''' |
| 433 | -->--''WesternAnimation/TheAmazingWorldOfGumball'', "The Limit" |
| 434 | |
| 435 | ->'''''[[SkywardScream "THE BURDEN OF HOSPITALITY IS TOO GREAT FOR ROLF!!!!!"]]''''' |
| 436 | -->-- '''Rolf''', ''WesternAnimation/EdEddNEddy'' |
| 437 | |
| 438 | ->It's a '''STUPID IDEA'''! You're a stupid man! A STUPID, stupid man! |
| 439 | -->-- '''Lois Griffin''', ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'' |
| 440 | |
| 441 | ->I have had it! I'm through putting up with your... CRAP! I'm filing a formal complaint! |
| 442 | -->-- '''Kif Kroker''' to Zapp Brannigan, ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'', "Zapp Gets Cancelled" |
| 443 | |
| 444 | ->All right. Enough is enough. This is the final, the - the very, very last straw! '''WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS?! This... I DEMAND THAT YOU SHOW YOURSELF! WHO ARE YOU?!?''' |
| 445 | -->--'''Daffy Duck''', ''WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes'', "WesternAnimation/DuckAmuck" [[spoiler:It's [[{{troll}} Bugs Bunny]]]] |
| 446 | |
| 447 | ->YOU!!! If you would only listen to one of the ''thousand'' times I told you!!! [[PunctuatedForEmphasis YOU!!!!! DON'T!!!!! LIVE!!!!! HERE!!!!!]] '''''GO HOOOOOOOOOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!''''' |
| 448 | -->--'''Frankie Foster''' to '''Cheese''', ''WesternAnimation/FostersHomeForImaginaryFriends'' |
| 449 | |
| 450 | ->'''Charlie:''' Sorry. Uh, okay, uh, my name's Charlie, and... Well, I run this hotel with my part... well someone and... Wait, let me start over. Angels are coming to kill us all and we need help defending our realm. So-- we, uh... we need your help-- With your assistance, we can make a stand for-- ''[Charlie starts singing]'' ♫I...I have a dream♫ and I--\ |
| 451 | '''Susan:''' Booooo! Get off the stage you blue blood bitch! Booo! We don't give a shit about some hotel! Leave before I eat those big-ass eyes of yours! Boo! Get off! Where's the showmanship? Where's all the finesse? Fucking mediocre!\ |
| 452 | '''Charlie:''' ''[[[FlippingTheBird Flips Susan the bird]]]'' '''''FUCK YOU, YOU OLD BITCH!!''''' |
| 453 | -->--'''Charlie''' after dealing with [[TheHeckler Susan the Cannibal]], ''WesternAnimation/HazbinHotel'', ''[[Recap/HazbinHotelS1E7HelloRosie Hello Rosie!]]'' |
| 454 | |
| 455 | ->'''Princess Cadance:''' You were right, Twilight. They were amazing.\ |
| 456 | '''Flurry Heart:''' ''[gurgles happily]''\ |
| 457 | '''Night Light:''' Aw, we wish you'd been here to see it, sweet-pea, but we're sure you're making a whole bunch of cruise ponies happy.\ |
| 458 | '''Star Tracker:''' ''[laughs]'' I'm so happy I could cry!\ |
| 459 | '''Twilight Sparkle:''' Oh, yeah. The cruise ponies are happy, my family is happy, even Iron Will is happy. You know who ''isn't'' happy?! ME!!!\ |
| 460 | ''[Twilight turns around and steps on Star Tracker's hoof, who yelps in pain]''\ |
| 461 | '''Star Tracker:''' My hoof!\ |
| 462 | '''Twilight Sparkle:''' I'm sorry. But maybe that wouldn't have happened if you weren't practically standing on my tail! Not even my real family stands so close! ''[grunts as she stomps her hoof in anger and storms off]'' |
| 463 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'', "[[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS7E21OnceUponAZeppelin Once Upon a Zeppelin]]" |
| 464 | |
| 465 | ->"'''YOU LAZY NO-GOOD SLACKERS DRIVE ME''' '''''NUTS!!!!!!''''' '''CAN'T YOU JUST LISTEN TO ME''' '''''ONCE''''' '''IN YOUR WORTHLESS LIVES?!?!?!?! BECAUSE IF YOU DID, YOU'D SEE THAT I'M TRYING TO TEACH YOU SOME SIMPLE RESPONSIBILITY, SOME''' '''''PRIDE''''' '''IN A JOB WELL DONE!!!!! BUT YOU WOULDN'T''' '''''KNOW''''' '''A JOB WELL DONE IF YOU PAID SOMEONE TO DO IT FOR YOU, AND EVEN THEN, YOU'D SCREW IT ALL UP ON THE ACCOUNT THAT YOU CAN'T EVEN FOLLOW THE SIMPLEST OF INSTRUCTIONS, WORRYING MORE ABOUT LOOKING COOL''' '''''THAN DOING YOUR JOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'''''" |
| 466 | -->--'''Benson''', ''WesternAnimation/RegularShow'', "[[Recap/RegularShowS03Ep14ThinkPositive Think Positive]]" |
| 467 | |
| 468 | ->'''Ren:''' ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT!! I'VE HAD '''ALL I CAN STAND FROM YOU, KOWALSKIIIIII!!'''\ |
| 469 | '''Stimpy:''' Now, now, Ren-\ |
| 470 | '''Ren:''' [[BigShutUp SHUT UP!]] HE'S HAD THIS COMING FOR A '''LONG TIME NOOOOW!!!''' |
| 471 | -->--''WesternAnimation/TheRenAndStimpyShow'', "Fake Dad" |
| 472 | |
| 473 | ->You CHEAP LITTLE ROTTER! [[HumiliationConga I've been run over by a car, made to drive a gimp shopping cart, threatened by your gestapo security guards, had me head set on fire, I was attacked by wild lobsters, beaten by a very large woman, had me dog wrapped in plastic, nearly starved to death,]] and I still beat the 12:00 deadline. So if you don't change that total back to a dollar fifty, '''''I WILL DO SOMETHING NOT NICE!''''' |
| 474 | -->--'''Rocko''', ''WesternAnimation/RockosModernLife'' |
| 475 | |
| 476 | ->''Now calm down, Neddily-[[{{Angrish}} diddly-diddly-diddly-diddly]]... [[TheAllegedHouse they did their best]], [[DIYDisaster shoddily-iddly-iddly-diddly]]... gotta be ''nice'', hostility-diddly-diddly-diddly...'''AH HELL DIDDLY DING DONG CRAP!'' CAN'T YOU MORONS DO ANYTHING RIGHT?!''' |
| 477 | -->--'''Ned Flanders''', ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons, [[Recap/TheSimpsonsS8E8HurricaneNeddy Hurricane Neddy]]'' |
| 478 | |
| 479 | ->Listen, you crustaceous cheapskate! Squidward's been living at ''my'' house driving me ''crazy''! ''And you're not gonna hire him back all because of a'' '''''STUPID DIME!?''''' |
| 480 | -->--'''[=SpongeBob=]''', ''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants'', "Can You Spare a Dime" |
| 481 | |
| 482 | ->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' Patrick! You just ran three red lights!\ |
| 483 | '''Patrick:''' So?\ |
| 484 | '''[=SpongeBob=]:''' You're supposed to stop!\ |
| 485 | '''Patrick:''' I think the driving genius knows what he's doing.\ |
| 486 | '''[=SpongeBob=]:''' ''Driving genius?!'' Would a genius make an illegal U-turn?! ''Through an orphanage?!''\ |
| 487 | '''Patrick:''' They ran for it in time! What are you so mad about?!\ |
| 488 | '''[=SpongeBob=]:''' ''I'' should've gotten that license! And ''this'' should be ''MY'' boat mobile!\ |
| 489 | '''Patrick:''' How can you say that?! [[WhatTheHellHero If you were my friend, you'd be happy for me getting my license!]]\ |
| 490 | '''[=SpongeBob=]:''' If ''you'' were my friend, you wouldn't rub your license in my face!\ |
| 491 | '''Patrick:''' I'm not rubbing my license in your face! ''This'' is rubbing my license in your face! ''[literally rubs his license in [=SpongeBob=]'s face]'' |
| 492 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants'', "Driven to Tears" |
| 493 | |
| 494 | ->'''Patrick:''' Hey, pal. Want some of my cotton candy? They gave it to me when I won the dart tournament. I got this, too! Check it out! ''[Points at his ribbon]''\ |
| 495 | '''[=SpongeBob=]:''' Yeah, that's nice, Patrick, but I don't want any cotton candy.\ |
| 496 | '''Patrick:''' ''[holds it out]'' [[UnwantedAssistance Well, have some. It'll make you feel better.]]\ |
| 497 | '''[=SpongeBob=]:''' I said I don't ''want any!'' ''[knocks it out of Patrick's hand]''\ |
| 498 | '''Patrick:''' You ruined my cotton candy!\ |
| 499 | '''[=SpongeBob=]:''' '''''[[SuddenlyShouting GOOD!]]''''' Maybe now you know how I feel about ''YOU RUINING MY LIFE!'' I have ''never'' felt so ashamed.\ |
| 500 | '''Patrick:''' What do you mean?\ |
| 501 | '''[=SpongeBob=]:''' If it wasn't for your Forever Glue, I wouldn't be stuck in this thing!\ |
| 502 | '''Patrick:''' I was only trying to help...\ |
| 503 | '''[=SpongeBob=]:''' ''Help?! I think you've "helped" quite enough today!'' |
| 504 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants", "Stuck in the Wringer" |
| 505 | [[/folder]] |
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