Line #3 Quotes/OffscreenMomentOfAwesome


1	->'''Thug''': ''"No way! We had more than twenty guards outside!"''
2	->[[spoiler: '''Fukuzawa''']]: ''"Killed them all already."''
3	-->-- '''[[Manga/BungoStrayDogs Bungou Stray Dogs]]'''
4
5	->''"I know you wanted us to have some film festival with all the characters, and you'd get to see little bits of everybody's movies, but I didn't do that. Because I hate you."''
6	-->-- '''[[WebAnimation/HomestarRunner Strong Bad]]'''
7
8	->"Alright, but I'm not missing that gay wedding! I still kick myself for missing that topless cheerleader parade with the hundred-foot chocolate teddy-bear and the F-16s doing aerial acrobatics choreographed to the music of Music/{{Queen}}. Oh, I remember that day..."\
9	''(Cut to Stewie sitting alone in the living room)''\
10	"Huh. Shoulda gone to that thing."
11	-->-- '''[[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy Stewie Griffin]]'''
12
13	->''"That was the craziest episode we ever had!"''
14	-->-- '''[[WesternAnimation/{{Chowder}} Mung]]'''
15
16	->'''Rakan:''' ''And then, well...a whole buncha stuff happened after that. The war ended, and here we are now... and, uh...'' '''The End.'''\
17	'''The girls:''' ''That's the end!? That's far too abridged, old man!''
18	-->-- ''Manga/NegimaMagisterNegiMagi''
19
20	->'''Rub Rabbits Leader''': ''Phew, we barely made it out alive...''\
21	'''Geno''': ''Yeah, those Dark Butt-cradle would've gotten us had it not been for those meddling kids!''\
22	'''Mario''': ''That monkey with the coconut scared me...''\
23	'''Geno''': ''with that one of a kind never to happen again over with, we have something we must do.''
24	-->-- ''VideoGame/{{Thingio}}''
25
26	->''"Have you ever noticed how often the [[Literature/TheTwilightSaga vampires]] do cool stuff when Bella isn't around?"''
27	-->--'''[[http://reasoningwithvampires.tumblr.com/post/9281142415 Reasoning With Vampires]]'''
28
29	->'''Artie:''' What happened?\
30	'''Mell:''' Eh, after you got knocked out, me and Dr. Narbon had this awesome battle royal that'd be super hard to draw.
31	-->-- ''Webcomic/{{Narbonic}}''
32
33	->'''Sano''': And my new special attack Magnetic Screw Choqa Zanbil didn't work at all.\
34	'''Teammate''': Yes, it was an amazing attack.\
35	'''Subtitles''': ((Please imagine the attack for yourselves))
36	-->-- ''Manga/TheLawOfUeki''
37
38	->''"Too bad you didn't see Agent 300's revenge, cause it was awesome!"''
39	-->--'''''Webcomic/{{Niels}}'''''
40
41	->(Hierophant Green and Silver Chariot are in the middle of fighting Lovers. Hierophant Green tosses a sharp emerald at Lovers.)\
42	'''Lovers''': Mwargh!\
43	(Kakyoin and Polnareff are triumphant.)\
44	'''Kakyoin''': Woohoo!\
45	'''Polnareff''': Yep, we beat it good.\
46	'''Joseph''': Good job, you two. That sure was a lot of spinechilling back to back battles.
47	-->--''WebVideo/VaguelyRecallingJoJo''
48
49	->'''Chris''': The only emotional investment I had in this was really, really wanting to see Clark get the crap kicked out of him by a bone monster, which, of course, '''''Smallville''''' '''completely failed to deliver.'''\
50	'''David''': Putting the entire final confrontation with the monster half basically off-screen was '''an amazingly douchebag move, even for this show.'''
51	-->-- '''Chris Sims''' and '''David Uzumeri''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/recap-smallville-episode-8-22-doomsday/ on]] ''{{Series/Smallville}}'' ("[[Recap/SmallvilleS08E22Doomsday Doomsday]]")
52
53	->''"So, in the intervening time between the end of [[Series/{{Highlander}} the TV series]] and now, the world has come under real threat by roving armies of cannibals? Do you ever get the feeling we just missed a way more interesting movie just before ''this'' one?"''
54	-->-- '''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Spoony]]''' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDGon3ppy2U on]] ''Film/HighlanderTheSource''
55
56	->''"Sounds like the potential for awesome for me. [[TheyWastedAPerfectlyGoodPlot Powerful Antichrist and his legions of minions killing people all over England and monks on a mission to kick ass for the Lord?]] Sign me up. Sadly, what is promised and what is delivered are two completely different things...I don’t even think it’s entertaining evil like Creator/AlPacino in ''Film/TheDevilsAdvocate''. [[Creator/SamNeill (Sam) Neill]] is giving mass murder orders like he is in some corporate board room telling his subordinates he sent out an email about [=TPS=] reports. Who would have thought Armageddon would be run more like ''Film/OfficeSpace''?"''
57	-->-- '''Miles Antwiler''' [[http://moviemoses.wordpress.com/2012/11/01/omen-iii-the-final-conflict-graham-baker-1981// on]] ''Film/OmenIIITheFinalConflict'' (1981)
58
59	->''"Well, when the radios went out, I decided to return to the refinery. But en route, I find I'M IN AN AMBUSH SITUATION! Must have been a couple dozen of these things! Well, I dropped the first wave with [[MoreDakka semi-auto fire]], but they [[ZergRush just kept coming!]] Sheer luck most of them were in front of the truck, so [[CombatPragmatist I just popped it into six-wheel]] and ran 'em down. The ones that got on board I handled with a combination of small-arms fire and hand-to-hand techniques. ''[pulls out two pistols]'' I am completely. Out. Of ammo. ''[{{Beat}}]'' That's never happened to me before."''
60	-->-- '''Burt Gummer''', ''Film/Tremors2Aftershocks''
61
62	->''"This is a special news report. My God, that was very devastating. That city is just -- it doesn't exist anymore. And my God, I wish you could've seen it. Odds are you wish you could've seen it too."''
63	-->--'''Creator/JeremyJahns,''' ''Film/{{Godzilla 2014}}'' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=se-5ali709I review]]
64
65	->''"Jesus did many other things as well. If every one of them were written down, I suppose that even the whole world would not have room for the books that would be written."''
66	-->--''Literature/TheBible'' (New International Version), John 21:25
67
68	->'''Hayley's daughter''': Grandpa, how come you never talk about what happened in the battle?\
69	'''Stan''': 'Cause grandpa didn't have a great view from his hiding spot.
70	-->--''WesternAnimation/AmericanDad'', Season 13 "The Two Hundred"
71
72	->''[Team Evil walking out of one of the possible caves leading to Kraagor's Gate, looking worse for the wear]''\
73	'''Xykon:''' Eh, you win some, you lose some.\
74	'''Redcloak:''' Mass Cure Critical Wounds.\
75	'''Oona:''' Such thrilling hard-fought battles, though! [[YouNoTakeCandle So many twistings and turnings!]]\
76	'''Greyview:''' Death beckoned in every hall.\
77	'''The Monster in the Dark:''' And so visually complex, too! [[LampshadeHanging I'm glad no one had to draw a picture of any of that.]]
78	-->--''WebComic/TheOrderOfTheStick'', [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots1040.html "It Probably Would've Taken 30 Pages"]]
79
80	->''"That off-screen struggle was the stuff they write songs about."''
81	-->-- '''Linkara''', ''WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall''
82
83	->'''Santa:''' ...and now, I will destroy chistmas forever!\
84	'''Phelous:''' I can't let you do that, Santa! And now we must [[BigWordShout FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT-]]\
85	''[Smash cut to Phelous sitting on his couch.]''\
86	'''Phelous:''' Anyway to make a long story short Santa killed me.
87	-->-- ''{{WebVideo/Phelous}}'', at the end of his ''Psycho Santa'' review.
88
89	->'''Emerald:''' It was a minor inconvenience when you stole my personal shuttle and crashed it on Upsilon-9. It was an ''insult'' when you impersonated imperial officers during a cosmic jubilee. But to steal my [[CoolStarship Sun Incinerator]] is ''unacceptable!''\
90	'''Lars:''' If this ship means so much to you, maybe ''you'' shouldn't have left it unguarded in the docking bay of Klavius-7.\
91	'''Emerald:''' THERE WERE ''SIXTY-SEVEN ELITE CITRINES'' GUARDING IT!
92	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse'', [[Recap/StevenUniverseS5E11LarsOfTheStars "Lars of the Stars"]]
93
94	->''Easily the most action-packed battle we've ever had! (turns to the viewer) [[BreakingTheFourthWall And ya missed it. That's what ya get for followin' Knuckles around.]]''
95	-->-- '''Sticks the Badger''', WesternAnimation/SonicBoom
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97	->'''Miriam:''' [The King] threw you in jail. And then, eventually, he taught the Hero the song... and I had to spy on them to learn it, and then I had to bust you out of jail... and it was pretty cool and heroic, and... ''[{{Beat}}]'' Jeez. You were really passed out for all of that?\
98	'''The Bard:''' Guess so!
99	-->-- ''VideoGame/{{Wandersong}}''
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