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| 6 | [[foldercontrol]] |
| 7 | [[folder:Anime & Manga]] |
| 8 | ->'''Vegeta:''' You should be impressed. Very few are willing to train as intensely as I have for this kind of power!\ |
| 9 | '''Android 18:''' How sad, to work so hard... for so little.\ |
| 10 | '''Vegeta:''' Sad ''FOR YOU!'' |
| 11 | -->-- ''Anime/DragonBallZ'' |
| 12 | |
| 13 | ->'''Sho:''' '''YOU IDIOT!''' I managed to take on the sixth graders with those marbles when I was still a fourth grader!! ''(runs off)''\ |
| 14 | '''Sho's mother:''' '''You're''' the idiot! The garbage truck came by and took the garbage while you were busy snoozing away!! |
| 15 | -->-- ''Manga/DriftingClassroom'', Chapter 1 |
| 16 | |
| 17 | ->'''Shu:''' UWAAAAH! Crocodile!\ |
| 18 | '''Dandy:''' Who's a crocodile!? Those who call me a crocodile ARE crocodiles!!!\ |
| 19 | '''Shu:''' You mean I'm a crocodile!? |
| 20 | -->-- ''Manga/{{Legendz}}'' |
| 21 | |
| 22 | ->'''Genos:''' You will answer the question or you are going to be eliminated. Your choice.\ |
| 23 | '''[[RoboSpeak Armored Gorilla]]:''' It is you who will be eliminated. [[YouFool You blithering fool.]] |
| 24 | -->-- ''WebComic/OnePunchMan'' |
| 25 | |
| 26 | ->'''Misty:''' Ash, put that slimy thing back in the Pokéball! Bugs are one of the three most disgusting things in the world!\ |
| 27 | '''Ash:''' Aside from ''you'', what are the other disgusting things?\ |
| 28 | '''Misty:''' Very funny! |
| 29 | -->-- ''Anime/PokemonTheOriginalSeries'', "Ash Catches a Pokémon" |
| 30 | |
| 31 | ->'''Criminal''': (''to his hostages'') Don't try anything funny, or else!\ |
| 32 | '''Sky High''': ''You'' don't try anything funny, or else! |
| 33 | -->-- ''Anime/TigerAndBunny'' |
| 34 | [[/folder]] |
| 35 | |
| 36 | [[folder:Comic Strips]] |
| 37 | ->'''Calvin:''' About time, dad! [[ItMakesSenseInContext He crawled back into the bed!]] Get a fly swatter! |
| 38 | ->'''Calvin's Dad:''' ''I'LL'' ''(cough)'' tell you who's [[DontMakeMeTakeMyBeltOff going to get swatted!]] ''(choke)'' What have you done to this room?!! |
| 39 | -->-- ''ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes'' |
| 40 | |
| 41 | ->'''Mrs. Campbell:''' Kevin, [[ItMakesSenseInContext why are you covered in chalk?]]\ |
| 42 | '''Kevin:''' Uuhhm... Why are ''you'' covered in chalk?\ |
| 43 | '''Mrs. Campbell:''' What? Stop being foolish.\ |
| 44 | '''Kevin:''' ''You'' stop being foolish.\ |
| 45 | '''Miles:''' Oh my gosh...\ |
| 46 | '''Mrs. Campbell:''' Explain yourself, right now!\ |
| 47 | '''Miles:''' ...is he actually ''going'' for it?\ |
| 48 | '''Kevin:''' Explain ''your''self, right now!\ |
| 49 | '''Carla:''' He ''is!'' It's the ''rubber-glue'' defense! |
| 50 | -->-- ''ComicStrip/{{Crabgrass}}'' |
| 51 | [[/folder]] |
| 52 | |
| 53 | [[folder:Fan Works]] |
| 54 | ->'''[[{{Manga/Bleach}} Aaroniero]]:''' I have the full power of the {{Shinigami}} Kaien Shiba! Also I have tentacles! Also, I have 29,998 other powers!\ |
| 55 | '''Therapist:''' ...that was oddly nonspecific.\ |
| 56 | '''Aaroniero:''' ''You'' are oddly nonspecific!\ |
| 57 | '''Therapist:''' What?\ |
| 58 | '''Aaroniero:''' [[YourMom Your]] ''[[YourMom mom]]'' is oddly nonspecific!\ |
| 59 | '''Therapist:''' What ''are'' you talking about? |
| 60 | -->-- ''Fanfic/UninvitedGuests'' |
| 61 | |
| 62 | ->'''[[WesternAnimation/TheLoudHouse Lisa Loud]]''': The very idea that Lynn would even own a book to destroy is laughable.\ |
| 63 | '''Lynn Loud''': Your ''face'' is laughable!\ |
| 64 | ''[...]''\ |
| 65 | '''Lisa Loud''': Yes, the Placebo Effect is powerful indeed. But that's all it is.\ |
| 66 | '''Lynn Loud''': ''You're'' a Placebo Effect! |
| 67 | -->-- ''Fanfic/PeekingThroughTheFourthWall'' |
| 68 | |
| 69 | ->"Goodness, I've never seen you so excited before," Kabbu said with a grin. "You're like a child that’s just seen their first Bug Rangers play."\ |
| 70 | Vi crossed her arms defiantly. "Not a kid."\ |
| 71 | "It’s a simile," said Leif.\ |
| 72 | "''You're'' a simile!" |
| 73 | -->-- ''Fanfic/ASongOfSilkAndSaplings'', Chapter 20 |
| 74 | [[/folder]] |
| 75 | |
| 76 | [[folder:Film -- Animated]] |
| 77 | ->'''Gaston:''' If I didn't know any better, I think you'd have ''feelings'' for this monster.\ |
| 78 | '''Belle:''' ''(enraged)'' He's no monster, Gaston. ''[[YouMonster You are]]!'' |
| 79 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/BeautyAndTheBeast'' |
| 80 | |
| 81 | ->'''Mufasa:''' Don't turn your back on ''me'', Scar!\ |
| 82 | '''Scar:''' Oh, no, Mufasa. Perhaps ''you'' shouldn't turn ''your'' back on me. |
| 83 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheLionKing1994'' |
| 84 | |
| 85 | ->'''Anna:''' You're no match for Elsa.\ |
| 86 | '''Hans:''' No, you're no match for Elsa. I, on the other hand, am the hero who is going to save Arendelle from destruction. |
| 87 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/Frozen2013'' |
| 88 | |
| 89 | ->'''Hans:''' Anna? [[ThisCannotBe But... she froze your heart!]]\ |
| 90 | '''Anna:''' The only frozen heart around here is ''yours''. |
| 91 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/Frozen2013'' |
| 92 | |
| 93 | ->'''Buck:''' [[BigShutUp SHUT UP!]]\ |
| 94 | '''"Skull Puppet":''' ''You'' shut up! |
| 95 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/IceAgeDawnOfTheDinosaurs'' |
| 96 | |
| 97 | ->'''Lotso:''' She replaced us!\ |
| 98 | '''Woody:''' She replaced ''you!'' And [[IfICantHaveYou if you couldn't have her]], then no one could! |
| 99 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/ToyStory3'' |
| 100 | |
| 101 | ->'''Random Girl:''' What's with her?\ |
| 102 | '''Miriam:''' What's with ''your face''?! |
| 103 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/TurningRed'' |
| 104 | [[/folder]] |
| 105 | |
| 106 | [[folder:Film -- Live-Action]] |
| 107 | ->'''Cooke:''' Fuck you, asshole! (''tries to fire his gun, [[OhCrap only to find it empty]]'')\ |
| 108 | '''John Matrix:''' Fuck ''you'', asshole! |
| 109 | -->-- ''Film/{{Commando}}'' |
| 110 | |
| 111 | ->'''Alien:''' You do not deserve to live any longer!\ |
| 112 | '''Zane:''' It is ''you'' who doesn't deserve to live any longer! ''(grabs a knife and throws it into the alien's chest)'' |
| 113 | -->-- ''Game of Survival'' |
| 114 | |
| 115 | -> '''Josh:''' They're not hookers.. they're massage therapists...\ |
| 116 | '''[[Wrestling/KevinNash Evictor 1]]:''' Yeah, massage your cock for money.\ |
| 117 | '''Mover 2:''' There's a word for that, I think it's ''hooker''.\ |
| 118 | '''Josh:''' YOU'RE A HOOKER! |
| 119 | -->-- ''Film/GrandmasBoy2006'' |
| 120 | |
| 121 | ->'''Natalie:''' Harry! ''Harry!''\ |
| 122 | '''[[LondonGangster Harry]]:''' ''What?!''\ |
| 123 | '''Natalie:''' It's an inanimate [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] object.\ |
| 124 | '''[[Creator/RalphFiennes Harry]]:''' '''''YOU'RE''''' ''AN INANIMATE FUCKING OBJECT!'' |
| 125 | -->-- ''Film/InBruges'' |
| 126 | |
| 127 | ->'''Claire:''' We needed something that was both scary and easy to pronounce. You should hear a four year old try to say ''"Archaeornithomimus"''.\ |
| 128 | '''Owen:''' ...You should hear YOU try to say it. |
| 129 | -->-- ''Film/JurassicWorld'' |
| 130 | |
| 131 | ->'''Tim Goodman:''' STOP TALKING! YOU'RE A HALLUCINATION!\ |
| 132 | '''Pikachu:''' ''You're'' a hallucination. |
| 133 | -->-- ''Film/PokemonDetectivePikachu'' |
| 134 | |
| 135 | ->'''Den-O Gun Form:''' [[CatchPhrase Would you mind if I defeat you? I can't hear your answer!]]\ |
| 136 | '''Nega Den-O:''' It is ''you'' who shall be defeated. |
| 137 | -->-- ''Series/KamenRiderDenO & [[Series/KamenRiderKiva Kiva]]: [[TheMovie Climax Cop]]'' |
| 138 | |
| 139 | ->'''[[{{Mutant}} Tony]]:''' You got a lot of nerve showing your face around here, Hauser.\ |
| 140 | '''Douglas Quaid:''' Look who's talking. |
| 141 | -->-- ''Film/TotalRecall1990'' |
| 142 | |
| 143 | ->'''Alec Trevelyan:''' Why can't you just be a good boy and die?\ |
| 144 | '''James Bond:''' ''You'' first. |
| 145 | -->-- ''Film/GoldenEye'' |
| 146 | |
| 147 | ->'''Jack Travis:''' Go to hell, Riggs.\ |
| 148 | '''Martin Riggs:''' ''You'' first. |
| 149 | -->-- ''Film/LethalWeapon3'' |
| 150 | [[/folder]] |
| 151 | |
| 152 | [[folder:Literature]] |
| 153 | ->''"There are at least three different army factions calling one another traitors and usurpers."'' |
| 154 | -->-- ''Literature/AbleTeam'', "Rain of Doom" |
| 155 | |
| 156 | ->'''Grover:''' I never thought that The ''Monster'' at the End of This Book would be '''YOU, Little Elmo'''.\ |
| 157 | '''Elmo:''' No, no, Mister Grover, '''YOU''' are The ''Monster'' at the End of This Book, I SAW YOU! |
| 158 | -->-- ''[[Literature/TheMonsterAtTheEndOfThisBook Another Monster at the End of This Book]]'' |
| 159 | |
| 160 | ->'''Grandpa Mike:''' You old fool! You 'ave gone completely gaga.\ |
| 161 | '''Grandpa Sam:''' Me, gaga? You're the one that's gaga! You, in fact, ''are'' Music/LadyGaga! |
| 162 | -->-- ''Literature/BirthdayBoy'', Chapter 7 |
| 163 | |
| 164 | ->'''Girl 1:''' You're out! The ball went outside the line!\ |
| 165 | '''Girl 2:''' Are you blind? YOU'RE out! |
| 166 | -->-- ''Max Disaster #1: Alien Eraser to the Rescue'' |
| 167 | |
| 168 | ->'''Grace:''' Nora talked birthday talk, and we are left out!\ |
| 169 | '''Mrs. Jenkins:''' I believe you might be talking more birthday talk than Nora, Grace.\ |
| 170 | '''Grace:''' Not true! No fair! |
| 171 | -->-- ''[[Creator/RosemaryWells The Secret Birthday]]'' |
| 172 | |
| 173 | ->'''Grace:''' Oh no! Now I can't eat [my sandwich]! It's spoiled!\ |
| 174 | '''Doris:''' You are spoiled is what! |
| 175 | -->-- ''[[Creator/RosemaryWells Timothy's Tales of Hilltop School]]'', "Tubette" |
| 176 | [[/folder]] |
| 177 | |
| 178 | [[folder:Live-Action TV]] |
| 179 | ->'''Man:''' ''[[BigShutUp Shut up]]'' and listen to me!\ |
| 180 | '''Jon Taffer:''' No, you listen to me. |
| 181 | -->-- ''Series/BarRescue'' |
| 182 | |
| 183 | ->'''Ginis:''' Do not mess with me!\ |
| 184 | '''Zyuoh Eagle:''' No, '''you'''...\ |
| 185 | '''Zyuohgers:''' ...don't mess with this planet! |
| 186 | -->-- ''Series/DoubutsuSentaiZyuohger'', ''Earth is Our Home'' |
| 187 | |
| 188 | ->'''Trevor:''' Dick Tracy called. He said you're a butt face and he's been plowing your mom.\ |
| 189 | '''Michael:''' Yeah, well, Dick Tracy called me too, first, and he said he was about to call you, and say a lie about me that was actually true about you, instead. |
| 190 | -->-- ''Series/TheGoodPlace'' |
| 191 | |
| 192 | ->'''Horobi:''' Zero-One... why did you do that?\ |
| 193 | '''Aruto:''' Well... why did ''you'' protect Jin back then? |
| 194 | -->-- ''Series/KamenRiderZeroOne'', ''[[Recap/KamenRiderZeroOneEP35WhatdoHumaGearsDreamof What do HumaGears Dream of?]]'' |
| 195 | |
| 196 | ->'''Loki:''' You betrayed me!\ |
| 197 | '''Mobius:''' You betrayed ''me''!\ |
| 198 | '''Loki:''' Oh, grow up!\ |
| 199 | '''Mobius:''' ''You'' grow up! |
| 200 | -->-- ''Series/{{Loki|2021}}'', "The Nexus Event" |
| 201 | |
| 202 | ->'''J.D:''' Ted, maybe you should calm down.\ |
| 203 | '''Ted:''' MAYBE ''YOU'' SHOULD '''''CALM DOWN'''''!!!\ |
| 204 | '''J.D:''' ...[[SureLetsGoWithThat I will]]. |
| 205 | -->-- ''Series/{{Scrubs}}'' |
| 206 | |
| 207 | ->'''Maria:''' Buenos dias!\ |
| 208 | '''Oscar:''' Ah, buenos dias to you too! |
| 209 | -->-- ''Series/SesameStreet'' (he didn't know what it meant) |
| 210 | |
| 211 | ->'''Gul Dukat:''' I find this whole procedure offensive.\ |
| 212 | '''Dr. Julian Bashir:''' And I find ''you'' offensive. |
| 213 | -->-- ''Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine'', "The Way of the Warrior" |
| 214 | |
| 215 | ->'''Jo Frost:''' What is it that you actually need from your mom and dad? Trust. When your mom and your dad say things to you that are really awful...\ |
| 216 | '''Desiree Fernandez:''' Yeah. It makes me feel like I mean nothing to them. Like, I'll drop a cup of water, and she'll be like, "Are you stupid? Are you an idiot? What is your problem?" And I'll be like, "it was an accident." And she's like, "your whole life is an accident." |
| 217 | -->-- ''Series/{{Supernanny}}'', "The Fernandez Family" |
| 218 | |
| 219 | ->'''Sinjin:''' I'm sorry, I hit the wrong thing!\ |
| 220 | '''Jade:''' No, fifteen years ago, [[YourMom your mother]] gave ''birth'' to the wrong thing! |
| 221 | -->-- ''Series/{{Victorious}}'', "Tori the Zombie" |
| 222 | [[/folder]] |
| 223 | |
| 224 | [[folder:Professional Wrestling]] |
| 225 | ->'''Wrestling/RomanReigns:''' I'm the disgrace?\ |
| 226 | '''Wrestling/StephanieMcMahon:''' Yes you are.\ |
| 227 | '''Reigns:''' I'm the disgrace? No, no, Steph. ''You'' are a disgrace. |
| 228 | -->-- ''Wrestling/WWERaw'' |
| 229 | |
| 230 | ->'''Wrestling/VinceMcMahon:''' […]Because as far as I'm concerned, it's like dealing with the handicapped.\ |
| 231 | ''(moments later)''\ |
| 232 | '''Wrestling/TheUndertaker:''' You need to watch your ass, because the next time you get out of line with either one of us, '''''you're''''' gonna be the one handicapped. |
| 233 | -->-- ''Wrestling/WWERaw'' |
| 234 | |
| 235 | ->'''Wrestling/StoneColdSteveAustin:''' I don't know how good your hearing is, Wrestling/{{AJ|Styles}}, but you got about 18,000 people calling you an asshole!\ |
| 236 | ''(later)''\ |
| 237 | '''AJ Styles:''' You know what, Steve? At your old age, ''you've'' turned into a real asshole. |
| 238 | -->-- ''Wrestling/WWERaw'', October 9, 2019 |
| 239 | |
| 240 | ->'''Wrestling/DarrenYoung:''' [[Wrestling/JohnCena Cena]], you don't know what you're talkin' about!\ |
| 241 | '''John Cena:''' '''NO!''' NO! No, byproduct of a gallon of brandy and my mother's celebrity crush. ''You'' don't know what you're talkin' about. |
| 242 | -->--''Wrestling/WWERaw'' |
| 243 | |
| 244 | ->'''Wrestling/{{Lita}}:''' The good news is: Unlike last week, you won't have one arm tied behind your back. But, for the bad news, Mickie, is: This week, you will have both of your legs shackled together, all right!\ |
| 245 | '''Wrestling/MickieJames:''' I tell you what: After the match, I'll be sure to give these [cuffs] to you, Lita. Because everyone knows ''you're'' the one that needs your legs tied together. |
| 246 | -->--''Wrestling/WWERaw'', November 13, 2006 |
| 247 | [[/folder]] |
| 248 | |
| 249 | [[folder:Video Games]] |
| 250 | ->'''Trisha Novak:''' You shit piles give chase, I will kill your dicks!\ |
| 251 | '''Grayson Hunt:''' What?! What does that even ''mean''?! You're gonna kill my dick? I'll kill ''your'' dick! How 'bout that, huh?! |
| 252 | -->-- ''VideoGame/{{Bulletstorm}}'' |
| 253 | |
| 254 | ->'''Avengers:''' You can't escape!\ |
| 255 | '''Whirlwind:''' ''You'' will be the one escaping! |
| 256 | -->-- ''VideoGame/CaptainAmericaAndTheAvengers'' |
| 257 | |
| 258 | ->'''Vincent:''' Who are you? A... sheep?\ |
| 259 | '''Sheep with a Tie:''' Do I look like a sheep? ''You're'' the sheep. [[HypocriticalHumor Everybody here's a sheep]] ''but'' me. |
| 260 | -->-- ''VideoGame/{{Catherine}}'' |
| 261 | |
| 262 | ->'''Vegeta:''' Frieza... This time I won't let any one get in the way of me crushing the life out of you!\ |
| 263 | '''Frieza:''' Oh, ''really?'' I believe you're mistaken. ''You're'' the one that will be crushed.\ |
| 264 | '''Vegeta:''' Hmph. I see you're all talk as usual.\ |
| 265 | '''Frieza:''' ''Ha'', I believe it is ''you'' who's all talk. |
| 266 | -->-- ''VideoGame/DragonBallFighterZ'' |
| 267 | |
| 268 | ->'''Zhang Jiao:''' You are but a living corpse who has chosen to watch the world go by. You have no need for this book. Let me pass! There is a new world that I have sworn to create!\ |
| 269 | ''(Zhang Jiao launches a fireball from his staff, only for Zuo Ci to block it with his talismans)''\ |
| 270 | '''Zuo Ci:''' There is a purpose to my observation. Hence I am here.\ |
| 271 | ''(Zuo Ci disables Zhang Jiao's fireball with his talismans)''\ |
| 272 | '''Zuo Ci:''' It is ''you'' who have no need for the book. It gives birth to overwhelming ambition. I cannot allow that to happen. |
| 273 | -->-- ''VideoGame/DynastyWarriors 5'', "Struggle for the Book" |
| 274 | |
| 275 | ->'''[[UsefulNotes/TheShinsengumi Okita Souji]]:''' Ah, go ahead and fire that underhanded Nobu, but please continue to support Okita-san!\ |
| 276 | '''UsefulNotes/OdaNobunaga:''' ''(initiates brawl with Okita)'' Underhanded!? You Miburos are underhanded!! |
| 277 | -->-- ''VideoGame/FateGrandOrder'', ''[[https://youtu.be/kSdv9S-VTjk?t=54 GUDA GUDA Order 2017 New Year promo video]]'' |
| 278 | |
| 279 | ->'''Hodge''': ...The items you requested were deemed nonessential.\ |
| 280 | '''Raging Researcher''': "Nonessential," eh? And is my willingness to toil away in those bland biscuit boxes you call laboratories nonessential? Is my ''motivation'' nonessential!? Is it!?\ |
| 281 | '''Hodge''': ...You are free to purchase whatever you like with personal funds.\ |
| 282 | '''Raging Researcher''': ''You're'' a personal fund!\ |
| 283 | '''Margrat''': ...Good one.\ |
| 284 | '''Margrat''': Ibuki? While I understand your frustration, you cannot simply unleash your concentrated ire all at once to effect a change. Nay, we must use the paymasters' methods against their agents. As they slowly grind away at our spirits, so too must we wear down Hodge.\ |
| 285 | '''Ibuki''': I'll bear that in mind, Margrat. And how's your deadline looking?\ |
| 286 | '''Margrat''': I'll deadline ''you'' if you ever lead with ''that'' again! |
| 287 | -->--''VideoGame/FinalFantasyXIV'' |
| 288 | |
| 289 | ->'''[[spoiler:Dimitri]]:''' Must you continue to conquer? Continue to kill?\ |
| 290 | '''Edelgard:''' Must you continue to reconquer? Continue to kill in retaliation? |
| 291 | -->-- ''VideoGame/FireEmblemThreeHouses'' |
| 292 | |
| 293 | ->'''Claude:''' I did hear that some good-for-nothing inherited this territory. I guess that's you, then.\ |
| 294 | '''Acheron:''' Who do you think you are? I'm not a good-for-nothing! ''You'' are!\ |
| 295 | '''Claude:''' If you were actually good for anything at all, I'd at least expect you to recognize who I am... |
| 296 | -->-- ''VideoGame/FireEmblemThreeHouses'' |
| 297 | |
| 298 | ->'''[[CityMouse Kyle]]:''' I need a place with culture, not constantly surrounded by moosheep and hay— I want more music and art.\ |
| 299 | '''[[FarmBoy Malt]]:''' Hmm... You're so weird.\ |
| 300 | '''Kyle:''' Pft, YOU'RE weird! |
| 301 | -->-- ''VideoGame/FugaMelodiesOfSteel'' |
| 302 | |
| 303 | ->'''Diego Mendez:''' ¡Me cago en tu madre! (I shit on YourMom!)\ |
| 304 | '''Jerry Martinez:''' ¡Oy esse! ¿Que hay de nuevo? (Hey esse! What's new?)\ |
| 305 | '''Diego:''' ¡Vete a la mierda! (Go fuck yourself!)\ |
| 306 | '''Jerry:''' ''You first.'' |
| 307 | -->-- ''VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoViceCityStories'', "Last Stand" |
| 308 | |
| 309 | ->'''Chai:''' Just drop it, Kale. We're coming after you.\ |
| 310 | '''Kale:''' Actually, it's funny because, see, I'm coming after YOU. Literally. |
| 311 | -->-- ''VideoGame/HiFiRush'' |
| 312 | |
| 313 | ->'''Robin:''' I'm no Jason Todd.\ |
| 314 | '''Joker:''' He's pathetic. You're contemptible.\ |
| 315 | '''Robin:''' And ''you're'' both. |
| 316 | |
| 317 | ->'''Black Manta:''' I will pay any price for vengeance.\ |
| 318 | '''Superman:''' Careful what you wish for.\ |
| 319 | '''Black Manta:''' No, alien. ''You'' should be careful. |
| 320 | |
| 321 | ->'''Darkseid:''' You cannot know the pain I will bring you.\ |
| 322 | '''Captain Cold:''' ''Right back at ya''.\ |
| 323 | '''Darkseid:''' We will harvest your blood for coolant. |
| 324 | |
| 325 | ->'''Blue Beetle 1:''' That suit's a knockoff.\ |
| 326 | '''Blue Beetle 2:''' ''Your head's'' a knockoff.\ |
| 327 | '''Blue Beetle 1:''' Huh. Thought I was funnier... |
| 328 | |
| 329 | ->'''Darkseid 1:''' I command you to die.\ |
| 330 | '''Darkseid 2:''' ''You'' will die for such insolence.\ |
| 331 | '''Darkseid 1:''' An oath you will not keep. |
| 332 | |
| 333 | ->'''Aquaman:''' You're in over your head.\ |
| 334 | '''Batman:''' It's ''the other way around''.\ |
| 335 | '''Aquaman:''' This trident says ''otherwise''. |
| 336 | |
| 337 | ->'''Superman:''' You don't belong here.\ |
| 338 | '''Aquaman:''' My trident says ''otherwise''.\ |
| 339 | '''Superman:''' Is that so? |
| 340 | |
| 341 | ->'''Wonder Woman:''' We'll start with a warm-up.\ |
| 342 | '''Cyborg:''' Surprised you need one, Diana.\ |
| 343 | '''Wonder Woman:''' The warm-up was for ''you''. |
| 344 | |
| 345 | ->'''Black Adam:''' Go terrorize your own Earth!\ |
| 346 | '''Power Girl:''' ''You're'' the only terror here, Adam.\ |
| 347 | '''Black Adam:''' [[DudeWheresMyRespect Are you incapable of respect?]] |
| 348 | |
| 349 | ->'''Supergirl:''' I think we got off on the wrong foot.\ |
| 350 | '''Swamp Thing:''' Then you should stand down.\ |
| 351 | '''Supergirl:''' ''You first'', big guy. |
| 352 | |
| 353 | ->'''Darkseid:''' Pity you will die.\ |
| 354 | '''Blue Beetle:''' ''You first'', big guy. |
| 355 | |
| 356 | ->'''Scarecrow:''' Strong man wanna cry?\ |
| 357 | '''Bane:''' ''You'' were crying tears of blood. |
| 358 | |
| 359 | ->'''Doctor Fate:''' Fear my wrath!\ |
| 360 | '''Scarecrow:''' Fear ''mine''! |
| 361 | |
| 362 | ->'''Raiden:''' You should fear a god's wrath!\ |
| 363 | '''Scarecrow:''' Fear ''mine''! |
| 364 | |
| 365 | ->'''Atrocitus:''' Burn, fearmonger!\ |
| 366 | '''Scarecrow:''' Burn ''yourself'' out! |
| 367 | |
| 368 | ->'''Joker:''' Your pick: Dynamite or crowbar?\ |
| 369 | '''Brainiac:''' ''You'' will die [[TakeaThirdOption by other means]]! |
| 370 | |
| 371 | ->'''Green Lantern 1:''' Take off the ring, Hal!\ |
| 372 | '''Green Lantern 2:''' Take ''yours'' off first! |
| 373 | |
| 374 | ->'''Cheetah:''' Is that fear I smell?\ |
| 375 | '''Scarecrow:''' ''Your own'', perhaps. |
| 376 | |
| 377 | ->'''Green Lantern:''' Am I making you look bad?\ |
| 378 | '''Green Arrow:''' It's ''the other way around'', Hal. |
| 379 | -->--''VideoGame/Injustice2'' |
| 380 | |
| 381 | ->'''Iori Yagami:''' I'll reduce you to ash; Bloodstained ash, that is!\ |
| 382 | '''Kyo Kusanagi:''' ''You're'' the one who'll be burned out! |
| 383 | -->-- ''VideoGame/TheKingOfFighters Maximum Impact 2'' |
| 384 | |
| 385 | ->'''Zero:''' You can't resist me. I'll beat you all like a drum. Then your energy will be sent to Zero Cannon.\ |
| 386 | […]\ |
| 387 | '''Kim Kaphwan:''' You impudent wretch!! I'll beat ''you'' like a drum and stop the Zero Cannon!\ |
| 388 | '''Zero:''' Crush me? Stop the cannon? Give it a shot. If you dare!!! |
| 389 | -->-- ''VideoGame/TheKingOfFighters 2000'', Korea Team playthrough |
| 390 | |
| 391 | ->'''Blue:''' This river's gonna turn red with your blood!\ |
| 392 | '''Guy:''' [[DullSurprise How interesting...]] but it's going to be ''your'' blood, not mine! |
| 393 | -->-- ''VideoGame/LastAlert'' |
| 394 | |
| 395 | ->'''Byrne:''' [[BigBad His]] resurrection will soon be complete... And I can't let you cause any more harm.\ |
| 396 | '''Zelda:''' Hey, that's what we were going to say! Well... Maybe WE won't let YOU cause any more harm! |
| 397 | -->-- ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaSpiritTracks'' |
| 398 | |
| 399 | ->'''Dark Bowser:''' Still here? Has the dark power not yet crushed your puny hopes? Soon this kingdom will vanish along with all who dwell within. And you, too, will sleep eternally in the dark power's embrace!\ |
| 400 | '''Bowser:''' GWAHAHA! Great dark hurricane! Seriously, perfect backdrop for an awesome final battle! You really sweat the details! Listen up! You're saying the kingdom will vanish? NOT TODAY! [[EvilerThanThou THIS KINGDOM IS ALL MINE!]] SO '''''YOU''''' VANISH! |
| 401 | -->-- ''VideoGame/MarioAndLuigiBowsersInsideStory'' |
| 402 | |
| 403 | ->'''Kung Jin 1:''' Doppelgänger?\ |
| 404 | '''Kung Jin 2:''' I know you are, but what am I?\ |
| 405 | '''Kung Jin 1:''' 12 years old, apparently. |
| 406 | -->--''Videogame/MortalKombatX'' |
| 407 | |
| 408 | ->'''Raiden:''' I can save your soul.\ |
| 409 | '''Mileena:''' It is ''you'' who will need saving, Thunder God.\ |
| 410 | '''Raiden:''' Accept my mercy, or face my wrath. |
| 411 | |
| 412 | ->'''D'Vorah:''' This One is displeased by your presence.\ |
| 413 | '''Mileena:''' Then you'll be happy I'm ending your life.\ |
| 414 | '''D'Vorah:''' It is ''you'' who dies today, Mileena. |
| 415 | |
| 416 | ->'''Mileena:''' The scheming gnat returns.\ |
| 417 | '''D'Vorah:''' To again end your life, you disgusting clone.\ |
| 418 | '''Mileena:''' It is ''you'' who will be kissed by death, D'Vorah. |
| 419 | |
| 420 | ->'''Sindel:''' Your sulfur stench is putrid.\ |
| 421 | '''Spawn:''' I've seen alley trash worth ''more than you''.\ |
| 422 | '''Sindel:''' [[CantTakeCriticism For that, I'll have your head!]] |
| 423 | |
| 424 | ->'''Frost:''' What do you see when you look at me?\ |
| 425 | '''Jacqui Briggs:''' A cheap, second-gen knockoff.\ |
| 426 | '''Frost:''' I said look at ''me'', not you. |
| 427 | -->-- ''VideoGame/MortalKombat11'' |
| 428 | |
| 429 | ->'''Genjuro Kibagami:''' Silly wench. Why do you pursue him. He's but my prey.\ |
| 430 | '''Shiki:''' That man is all I desire...\ |
| 431 | '''Genjuro:''' You heed me not. Then die!\ |
| 432 | '''Shiki:''' You're nothing but a nuisance. ''You'' die! |
| 433 | -->--''VideoGame/SNKVsCapcomSVCChaos'' |
| 434 | |
| 435 | ->'''Sonic:''' I've found you, faker!\ |
| 436 | '''Shadow:''' Faker? I think you're the fake hedgehog around here. You're comparing yourself to me? ''Ha!'' You're not even good enough to be my fake! |
| 437 | -->-- ''VideoGame/SonicAdventure2'' |
| 438 | |
| 439 | ->'''Tira:''' This is completely absurd! How do you manage to even exist?\ |
| 440 | ''(Tira jumps into the raft)''\ |
| 441 | '''Tira:''' I'm annoyed. I'm going to make you disappear forever!\ |
| 442 | '''Siegfried:''' ''You're'' the one...that should disappear forever. |
| 443 | -->-- ''[[VideoGame/SoulSeries Soulcalibur III]]'', Siegfried's Tales of Souls |
| 444 | |
| 445 | ->'''Kingpin:''' You are everything that's wrong with this city!\ |
| 446 | '''Spider-Man:''' Huh. I was gonna say the same to you. |
| 447 | -->-- ''VideoGame/SpiderManPS4'' |
| 448 | |
| 449 | ->'''Marina:''' Guac is more expensive because it's good. It's the Gold Dynamo Roller of dips.\ |
| 450 | '''Pearl:''' Your face is the Gold Dynamo Roller of dips.\ |
| 451 | '''Marina:''' ''({{facepalm}}s)'' OK. |
| 452 | -->-- ''VideoGame/Splatoon2'' |
| 453 | |
| 454 | ->'''Rick Taylor:''' Yeah? Well, fuck you!\ |
| 455 | '''Doctor West:''' No, Rick! ''Fuck '''you'''''! |
| 456 | -->-- ''VideoGame/{{Splatterhouse}}'' |
| 457 | |
| 458 | ->'''Craig Marduk:''' You're going up against the Mishima Zaibatsu? With this cute little gang? Hah! What a joke!\ |
| 459 | '''Miguel Caballero Rojo:''' You shut up. This is none of your business.\ |
| 460 | '''Marduk:''' Give up before you get hurt, man.\ |
| 461 | '''Miguel:''' Right back at ''you''! |
| 462 | -->-- ''VideoGame/Tekken6'' |
| 463 | |
| 464 | ->'''Kazuya:''' I didn't think you'd stay dead long.\ |
| 465 | '''Akuma:''' I will not rest until your demise.\ |
| 466 | '''Kazuya:''' ''(transforms into Devil) You'' are the one who will die. |
| 467 | -->-- ''VideoGame/Tekken7'' |
| 468 | |
| 469 | ->''"This essay is supposed to be describing me, not you."'' |
| 470 | -->-- '''Mettaton''', if the player insults him during the essay prompt, ''VideoGame/{{Undertale}}'' |
| 471 | |
| 472 | ->'''Audrey:''' You really thought you could sing some song and solve everything? How about you leave it to the ''real'' heroes?\ |
| 473 | '''The Bard:''' How about YOU leave the... [[LameComeback shutting up!]] To... YOU!!! |
| 474 | -->-- ''VideoGame/{{Wandersong}}'' |
| 475 | |
| 476 | ->'''Jun Kitami:''' This is Kimura. He's got an attitude, but he knows his turbines.\ |
| 477 | '''Kimura:''' It's ''you'' with the attitude, Kitami. Don't try to deny it. |
| 478 | -->-- ''VideoGame/WanganMidnight Maximum Tune'' |
| 479 | [[/folder]] |
| 480 | |
| 481 | [[folder:Visual Novels]] |
| 482 | ->'''Player:''' [[YouMonster You're a monster.]]\ |
| 483 | '''Ren:''' I... STRADE was a monster! LAWRENCE was a monster! All I wanted was for someone to love me! I was lonely... and I chose you. But you're an ungrateful, unloving... Y-you... YOU'RE the monster! |
| 484 | -->-- ''VisualNovel/BoyfriendToDeath 2: Fresh Blood'', provided that Ren's [[RelationshipValues love value]] is below 70. |
| 485 | |
| 486 | ->'''[[SnakesAreSinister Ekans]]:''' Scyther, you snake!\ |
| 487 | '''Scyther:''' Look who's talking?! |
| 488 | -->-- ''Everstone Daycare'' |
| 489 | [[/folder]] |
| 490 | |
| 491 | [[folder:Web Animation]] |
| 492 | ->'''Tom:''' Argh, this rain is so annoying.\ |
| 493 | '''Edd:''' ''You're'' so annoying.\ |
| 494 | '''Tom:''' Yeah, well, I hope it ends soon.\ |
| 495 | '''Edd:''' I hope ''you'' end soon.\ |
| 496 | '''Tom:''' Argh, I'm getting soaked.\ |
| 497 | '''Edd:''' ''You're'' getting soaked. ''[{{beat}}]'' And you're ugly as well.\ |
| 498 | '''Tom:''' [[DeadpanSnarker As ever Edd, your sense of humor never ceases to amaze me]]. |
| 499 | -->-- ''WebAnimation/{{Eddsworld}}'' |
| 500 | |
| 501 | ->'''Almighty Tallest Purple:''' TAKE THAT BACK!\ |
| 502 | '''Almighty Tallest Red:''' NO! I'm so sick of this!\ |
| 503 | '''Almighty Tallest Purple:''' Well, I'm sick of ''you''! |
| 504 | -->-- ''WebAnimation/InvaderZimAVeryTallProblem'', "A Very Small Problem" |
| 505 | |
| 506 | ->'''Cameron:''' ''(laughs)'' I'm sorry, do you know who the ''fuck'' you're talking to?\ |
| 507 | '''Mackenzie:''' DO YOU KNOW THE FUCK ''YOU'RE'' TALKING TO? I am Mackenzie Zales! Head cheerleader, homecoming queen, part time ''mothafuckin''' model! So open the goddamn envelope, and give me the crown that is rightfully mine! |
| 508 | -->-- ''WebAnimation/TheMostPopularGirlsInSchool'', "Prom, Part 2" |
| 509 | |
| 510 | ->'''Brittnay:''' Can you guys stop fucking yelling?!\ |
| 511 | '''Matthew:''' ''You're'' the one who's fucking yelling!\ |
| 512 | '''Brittnay:''' ''This is how I talk!''\ |
| 513 | '''Than:''' She is right, [[NoIndoorVoice that-that is her inside voice.]] |
| 514 | -->-- ''WebAnimation/TheMostPopularGirlsInSchool'', "The Morning After" |
| 515 | |
| 516 | ->'''Emperor Henry IV:''' Hey! Guess what, sucker. You're deposed!\ |
| 517 | '''Pope Gregory VII:''' Awww... Wait a minute! I am the pope! You can't depose me, you're deposed!\ |
| 518 | '''Emperor:''' Awww... Wait a minute! I am the emperor! You can't depose me, you're deposed!\ |
| 519 | '''Pope:''' Awww... Wait a minute!\ |
| 520 | '''Narrator:''' Eventually the German princes took advantage of the situation... |
| 521 | -->-- ''WebAnimation/OverSimplified'' |
| 522 | |
| 523 | ->'''Margaret:''' You are being ''rude'' to me, Barbara.\ |
| 524 | '''Barbie:''' No, mother, you're being rude to ''me''! |
| 525 | -->-- ''Creator/SamAndMickey'', "Barbie's Mother" |
| 526 | |
| 527 | ->"Dear strong bad,\ |
| 528 | Can you please write a book about\ |
| 529 | come-back jokes!"\ |
| 530 | '''Strong Bad:''' More like, ''you'' write a book about come-back jokes, ''NERD!'' [scrolls to next e-mail] |
| 531 | -->-- '''WebAnimation/StrongBadEMail''', [[Recap/StrongBadEmailE50FiftyEmails 50 emails]] |
| 532 | [[/folder]] |
| 533 | |
| 534 | [[folder:Web Video]] |
| 535 | ->'''Deithard:''' Oh, it's you two idiots. What do you want?\ |
| 536 | '''Jeremiah:''' You're the idiot. ''(thinking)'' I am so good at comebacks. |
| 537 | -->-- ''WebVideo/CodeMENT'' |
| 538 | |
| 539 | ->''"And Japan says 'can you maybe chill?' And Russia says 'How About Maybe You Chill?'"'' |
| 540 | -->--'''WebVideo/HistoryOfJapan''' |
| 541 | |
| 542 | ->''[Hol Horse aggravates Polnareff by imitating him]''\ |
| 543 | '''Hol Horse:''' Heh heh, so easy. Come on, Mr. Polpolu~n.\ |
| 544 | '''Polnareff:''' No ur Mr. Holholu~n! |
| 545 | -->-- ''WebVideo/VaguelyRecallingJoJo'' |
| 546 | [[/folder]] |
| 547 | |
| 548 | [[folder:Webcomics]] |
| 549 | ->''"No, O'Reilly, [[AMistakeIsBorn you're the accident]], from the day your daddy's rubber snapped to the day you killed a member of your own squadron!"'' |
| 550 | -->-- '''Genevieve "Pronto" Tora''', ''Webcomic/Angels2200'' |
| 551 | |
| 552 | ->'''Kirk:''' Can't we just maroon [Ensign Sue] on an ''ice planet'' or something?\ |
| 553 | '''Spock:''' I believe Starfleet would frown upon the willful abandonment of one of our crew.\ |
| 554 | '''Kirk:''' Didn't stop you from doing it to ''me'' [[NoodleIncident that one time]].\ |
| 555 | '''Spock:''' As I recall, you were a stowaway during that incident, Captain, and you were impeding my command. I was simply following the "Jim was Being a Colossal Jerk" protocol.\ |
| 556 | '''Kirk:''' Huh...never heard of... '''''You're'' a jerk'''! |
| 557 | -->-- ''Webcomic/EnsignSueMustDie'' |
| 558 | [[/folder]] |
| 559 | |
| 560 | [[folder:Western Animation]] |
| 561 | ->'''Sheen:''' I object!\ |
| 562 | '''Principal Willoughby:''' You're out of order!\ |
| 563 | '''Sheen:''' No, ''you're'' out of order! This ''court's'' out of order! THE SODA MACHINE IN THE GYM IS OUT OF ORDER! |
| 564 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheAdventuresOfJimmyNeutronBoyGenius'', "The Science Fair Affair" |
| 565 | |
| 566 | ->'''Mai:''' I guess you just don't know people as well as you think you do. You miscalculated. I love Zuko more than I fear you.\ |
| 567 | '''Azula:''' ''(becomes enraged)'' No, ''you'' miscalculated! You should have feared me more! |
| 568 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender'', "The Boiling Rock, Part 2" |
| 569 | |
| 570 | ->'''Mr. Grigorian''': Trash for the trash woman!\ |
| 571 | '''Gramma''': The only trash I see around here is ''you'', Grigorian!\ |
| 572 | '''Mr. Grigorian''': I don't like you, angry woman!\ |
| 573 | '''Gramma''': I don't like ''you!''\ |
| 574 | '''Mr. Grigorian''': I don't like ''you!''\ |
| 575 | '''Gramma''': Well, I don't like ''you!''\ |
| 576 | '''Mr. Grigorian''': I don't like ''YOU!'' |
| 577 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/BigCityGreens'', "Forbidden Feline" |
| 578 | |
| 579 | ->'''Narrator:''' [[SelfDeprecation And THAT is how Toot became a one-dimensional fat joke.]]\ |
| 580 | '''Woman:''' ''(off-screen)'' Your face is a fat joke!\ |
| 581 | '''Narrator:''' Nooo, ''yooours'' is. |
| 582 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/DrawnTogether'', "Drawn Together Babies" |
| 583 | |
| 584 | ->'''Dewey:''' Hey, Beardo! You stink!\ |
| 585 | '''Zeus:''' No! ''You'' do! |
| 586 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/DuckTales2017'', "The Golden Spear!" |
| 587 | |
| 588 | ->'''Jonny:''' ''(grabbing the heads of Plank's parents)'' Ed! Is this your idea of showing them a good time?\ |
| 589 | '''Ed:''' ''(in tears)'' It wasn't me, Jonny, honest! Eddy did it.\ |
| 590 | '''Eddy:''' Yep. I showed 'em the time of their life, Jonny boy. And it wasn't cheap. I'll just total up your bill. Cha-ching! ''(pulls a lever on the cash register and the receipt begins to roll out)'' [[MortonsFork How do you wanna pay for this, Jonny? Cash, or cash?]]\ |
| 591 | '''Edd:''' ''(disgusted as miles of paper roll out)'' Eddy.\ |
| 592 | '''Jonny:''' [[TakeAThirdOption You're the one who'll be paying, smartypants! Plank knows people!]] |
| 593 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/EdEddNEddy'', [[Recap/EdEddNEddyS4E24PostcardsFromTheEd "Postcards from the Ed"]] |
| 594 | |
| 595 | ->'''Grim:''' This video is the biggest load of hoo-ha I've ever seen. Why do you insist we watch this stupid thing?\ |
| 596 | '''Billy:''' Am I the only one who understands the complexities of this ambitious cinematic masterpiece? ''This movie isn't stupid!'' '''''YOU'RE'' STUPID!''' |
| 597 | -->--''WesternAnimation/TheGrimAdventuresOfBillyAndMandy'' |
| 598 | |
| 599 | ->'''Narrator:''' What happens when an idiot meets his echo?\ |
| 600 | '''Johnny:''' I'm pretty.\ |
| 601 | '''Johnny's echo:''' I'm pretty.\ |
| 602 | ''(Johnny looks puzzled)''\ |
| 603 | '''Johnny:''' I'm prettier!\ |
| 604 | '''Johnny's echo:''' I'm prettier!\ |
| 605 | '''Johnny:''' No, ''I'm'' prettier!\ |
| 606 | '''Johnny's echo:''' No, ''I'm'' prettier!\ |
| 607 | ''(Johnny starts jumping and flailing)''\ |
| 608 | '''Johnny:''' '''''I AM!'''''\ |
| 609 | '''Johnny's echo:''' '''''I AM!'''''\ |
| 610 | '''Johnny:''' You're dumb!\ |
| 611 | '''Johnny's echo:''' You're dumb!\ |
| 612 | '''Johnny:''' I know ''you'' are, but what am ''I''?\ |
| 613 | '''Johnny's echo:''' I know ''you'' are, but what am ''I''?\ |
| 614 | '''Johnny:''' Oh...he's good. |
| 615 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/JohnnyBravo'' |
| 616 | |
| 617 | ->'''Johnny's Mouth:''' Okay, that's it, you're going ''down''.\ |
| 618 | '''Johnny's BrutalHonesty Mouth:''' No, the truth is, ''you're'' going down. |
| 619 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/JohnnyTest'', "Johnny Two Face" |
| 620 | |
| 621 | ->'''Mako:''' I told you dating a teammate was a bad idea.\ |
| 622 | '''Bolin:''' YOU'RE A BAD IDEA. |
| 623 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheLegendOfKorra'', "[[Recap/TheLegendOfKorraS1E5TheSpiritOfCompetition The Spirit of Competition]]" |
| 624 | |
| 625 | ->'''Protestor:''' [[ElementalPowers Benders]] like ''this girl'' only use their power to oppress [[{{Muggle}} us]]!\ |
| 626 | '''Korra:''' What? I'm not oppressing anyone! You're--You're oppressing ''yourselves!''\ |
| 627 | '''Protestor:''' [[LampshadeHanging That didn't even make sense!]] |
| 628 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheLegendOfKorra'' |
| 629 | |
| 630 | ->'''Coven Guard:''' Blasphemy!\ |
| 631 | '''Raine:''' Blasphem-you! |
| 632 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheOwlHouse'', "Eda's Requiem" |
| 633 | |
| 634 | ->''"'You have exceeded your log-in attempts'? No, YOU'VE exceeded YOUR log-in attempts!! PHINEAS!!!"'' |
| 635 | -->-- '''Candace Flynn''', ''WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb'', "[[Recap/PhineasAndFerbFiresideGirlJamboree Fireside Girl Jamboree]]" |
| 636 | |
| 637 | ->'''Major Monogram:''' We don't have time for an emotionally-scarring backstory.\ |
| 638 | '''Dr. Doofenshmirtz:''' Well, maybe I should give ''you'' an emotionally-scarring ''front''story!\ |
| 639 | '''M.M.:''' [[LampshadeHanging Okay, that doesn't even make any sense.]]\ |
| 640 | '''Doofenshmirtz:''' It doesn't have to; [[NonSequitur I got a monster truck]]! WOO-HOO! |
| 641 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb'', "[[Recap/PhineasAndFerbPhineasAndFerbsMusicalCliptasticCountdown Phineas and Ferb's Musical Cliptastic Countdown]]" |
| 642 | |
| 643 | ->'''Percy:''' Ralph, you are really rotten!\ |
| 644 | '''Ralph:''' No, I'll tell you what's really rotten: your xylophone playing! In fact, ''they'' [mom and dad] think it's the only thing worse than [[DreadfulMusician Sarah's singing]]! |
| 645 | -->-- ''Literature/RottenRalph'', "The Whole Rotten Truth" |
| 646 | |
| 647 | ->'''Howard''': Betty a thief?! That's an absurd proposition!\ |
| 648 | '''Stu''': ''You're'' an absurd proposition!! |
| 649 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/{{Rugrats}}'', "Family Feud" |
| 650 | |
| 651 | ->''"No Yu? The Chinese clown?"'' |
| 652 | -->-- '''Krusty the Clown''', ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'' |
| 653 | |
| 654 | ->'''Peridot:''' That's so dumb, you should be a clod.\ |
| 655 | '''Lapis Lazuli:''' Oh, so now ''I'm'' a clod? I think ''you're'' the clod. |
| 656 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse'', "[[Recap/StevenUniverseS4E15TheNewCrystalGems The New Crystal Gems]]" |
| 657 | |
| 658 | ->'''Steven:''' What have you done with Connie?!\ |
| 659 | '''Blue Diamond:''' What have I done?! What have ''you'' done!? You're the one that wanted to keep those organics from the Kyanite colony! I'm just the ''fool'' that let you. |
| 660 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse'', "[[Recap/StevenUniverseS5E28ChangeYourMind Change Your Mind]]" |
| 661 | |
| 662 | ->'''Donatello:''' [[BorrowedCatchphrase BOOYAKASHA!!!]]\ |
| 663 | '''Michelangelo:''' Eh, sounds weird when he says it.\ |
| 664 | '''Raphael:''' Sounds weird when ''you'' say it. |
| 665 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles2012'', "Metalhead" |
| 666 | |
| 667 | ->'''Lisa:''' Bart, that's tomorrow nights dinner! \ |
| 668 | '''Bart:''' ''You're'' tomorrow nights dinner. \ |
| 669 | '''Lisa:''' MOOOM, Bart took what I said and made it into an insult! |
| 670 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', "Marge Simpson in: 'Screaming Yellow Honkers'" |
| 671 | |
| 672 | ->'''Homer:''' Your whole life you never said ''one'' nice thing to me!\ |
| 673 | '''Grampa:''' That's 'cause you're a screw-up!\ |
| 674 | '''Homer:''' ''You're'' the screw-up!\ |
| 675 | '''Grampa:''' Why, you little... ''(strangles Homer)'' |
| 676 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', [[Recap/TheSimpsonsS6E10GrampaVsSexualInadequacy "Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy"]] |
| 677 | |
| 678 | ->'''Cal:''' No, no, no, game show lady! I claim a foul!\ |
| 679 | '''Vavoom:''' Well, the only thing foul around here is ''you'', you big cheapskate! |
| 680 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/TomAndJerryKids'', "Catch That Mouse" |
| 681 | [[/folder]] |
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