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1	->''"Well, I could hit you with the wrench end, or stab you with the knife end. ''Knifewrench!'' For Kids!"''
2	-->-- '''The Janitor''', ''Series/{{Scrubs}}''
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4	->''...I'm pretty sure the creative process behind making (the weapons) boils down to taking a preexisting weapon, putting a gun in it, followed by the phrase "[[RuleOfCool Cause Why The Fuck Not?]]" Just from what we've seen we have a [[RoyalRapier rapier]] [[MagicWand that can use magic and shoot ice and other shit]] - "[[RunningGag Cause Why The Fuck Not?]]", a red [[SinisterScythe death scythe]] that doubles up as a massive fifty-cal sniper rifle - "[[RuleOfThree Cause Why The Fuck Not?]]", swords that can be shot and gauntlets that fire [[ShotgunsAreJustBetter shotgun bullets]] - "[[OverlyLongGag Cause Why The Fuck Not?]]" and finally [[CarryABigStick a baseball bat]] that [[GrenadeSpam fires grenades]] and can also be used as a [[{{BFG}} bazooka]]. So, with this in mind I suspect the weapon of the final villain will be a lightsaber that is also a gun that shoots more guns that doubles up as a bazooka that can transform into an Apache helicopter. And, if that turns out not to be the case, well ''get on it Monty!'' "Cause Why The Fuck Not?"''
5	-->-- '''WebVideo/{{Gigguk}}''''s ''{{WebAnimation/RWBY}}'' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1D1YnBvkuo First Impression]]
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7	-> ''"My axe is plenty sharp. And a shotgun."''
8	-->-- '''Mack''', ''Series/AgentsOfSHIELD''
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10	-> '''Barb''': Go on then, Mega! Choose something!\
11	'''Curt''': What's that cane?\
12	'''Barb''': It's actually a gun!\
13	'''Curt''': And that umbrella?\
14	'''Barb''': As a matter of fact, a gun!\
15	'''Curt''': Candlestick.\
16	'''Barb''': It's a gun!\
17	'''Curt''': Coffee cup.\
18	'''Barb''': It's a gun!\
19	'''Curt''': Apple!\
20	'''Barb''': Gun!\
21	'''Curt''': Paperclip!\
22	'''Barb''': Gun!\
23	'''Curt''': What's next? Ah, razor and shaving cream. I think I know what this is. It's a gun.\
24	'''Barb''': No, Daniel Boone. That's to shave that awful beard.
25	-->-- ''Theatre/SpiesAreForever''

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