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1	[[AC:Local flavor]]
2	* Billings, Montana on the Christmas Spacial DVD:
3	-->'''Walter:''' ''[looks out at the audience]'' Is this the population of the ''entire state''?
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5	* On a trip to Copenhagen, Denmark:
6	-->'''Walter:''' Everyone we've met here is named Christian! ''Including the Jewish guys!''
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8	* Santa Ana, California, on ''Arguing with Myself''
9	-->'''Peanut:''' ''[reading name of city]'' "Sah... N'tah... Ah........ Nah." What the hell is that?\
10	''[insisting that he's saying it right]'' Sah N'tah Ah Nah, Sah N'tah Ah Nah, Sah N'tah Ah Nah, hoyahoyahoyahoya...
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12	* The moment Bubba J goes on stage in Minneapolis, Minnesota:
13	-->'''Bubba J:''' I'm home!
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15	* In UsefulNotes/{{Pittsburgh}}, Pennsylvania, December 31, 2011 (Jeff was trying to make a LampshadedDoubleEntendre, but it bombed):
16	-->'''Walter:''' You got some funny place names here, how do you say it--Blown-ox?
17	-->'''Crowd:''' ''[more helpful than amused]'' [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blawnox,_Pennsylvania Blawnox]]!
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19	* In Washington D.C., on ''Spark of Insanity'':
20	-->'''Walter:''' I stood in front of the IRS building and just flipped them off.
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22	* ''All Over the Map'' tour, United Arab Emirates:
23	--> '''Achmed:''' Greetings, Abu Dhabi infid--I mean, ''folks!''
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25	* Tel Aviv, Israel:
26	-->'''Achmed:''' Why do these folks (the audience) cheer for me?\
27	''[{{beat}}]''\
28	'''Achmed:''' Oh, I get it. You like nothing better than a dead terrorist.
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30	[[AC:Jeff's usual response to a heckler]]
31	->'''Usually Walter or Peanut:''' Excuse me, but do the tickets say "Jeff Dunham, his friends, and the drunken asshole in the back"? Methinks not!
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33	[[AC: Other moments]]
34	* 5 voices at once:
35	-->'''Little Ugly-Ass Jeff:''' What the fuck is that?!\
36	'''Mini-Peanut:''' Hi, look at me; I'm a little idiot hahahahahaha!\
37	'''Peanut:''' That is not funny.\
38	'''Mini-Peanut:''' Yes it is.\
39	'''Peanut:''' No it's not!\
40	'''Jeff:''' I think it is.\
41	'''José:''' Me too.\
42	'''Little Ugly-Ass Jeff:''' LOL\

Context Quotes / JeffDunham