1 | ->''"Well, ignoring the highly suspect part where Fighter can block ethereal energy... and the more suspect where you have to cast every spell at once... and the grossly suspect part where I have to dodge explosions while I'm '''in''' them... There's the '''most''' suspect part where Black Mage can hit where he wants to."'' |
2 | -->-- '''Thief''', ''Webcomic/{{Eight Bit Theater}}'' |
3 | |
4 | ->''"[[CatchPhrase I have a cunning plan that cannot possibly fail.]]"'' |
5 | -->-- '''[[BumblingSidekick Bald]][[TheDitz rick]]''', ''Series/{{BlackAdder}}'' |
6 | |
7 | -> '''Jayne''': This gonna work?\ |
8 | '''Mal''': [[BlatantLies You ever known one of my plans not to?]]\ |
9 | ''[{{beat}}]''\ |
10 | '''Jayne''': You seriously want me to answer that? |
11 | -->-- ''{{Fanfic/Forward}}'', ''Adrift'' chapter 7: "[[BigDamnHeroes What Does That Make Us?]]" |
12 | |
13 | ->''"Oh good, '''a plan'''."'' |
14 | -->-- '''[[OnlySaneMan Dave Nelson]]''', ''{{Series/NewsRadio}}'' |
15 | |
16 | ->'''Mung:''' HOORAY for crazy schemes! |
17 | ->'''Chowder:''' HOORAY! |
18 | -->--''WesternAnimation/{{Chowder}}'', "The Flibber-Flabber Diet" |
19 | |
20 | ->''"[[NumberTwo Wes]]... they're doing it to me [[HereWeGoAgain again]]..."'' |
21 | -->-- '''Wedge Antilles''' realizes that [[Literature/XWingSeries Wraith Squadron]] is going OffTheRails again |
22 | |
23 | ->'''Mike:''' Look, I think I have a plan here. Using mainly spoons, we dig a tunnel under the city and release it into the wild.\ |
24 | '''Sulley:''' ''[[DeadpanSnarker Spoons.]]''\ |
25 | '''Mike:''' ''(beat)'' That's it, I'm out of ideas. We're closed. Hot-air balloon, too expensive. Giant slingshot, too conspicuous. Enormous wooden horse, too Greek. |
26 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/MonstersInc1'' |
27 | |
28 | ->'''Cora''': You and your plans! Another World's Fair? Another Peer Gynt Festival? Why can't you think of a plan that will work?\ |
29 | '''Schub''': This one will: it's unethical.\ |
30 | '''Cooley''': Highly.\ |
31 | '''Cora''' ''(suddenly singing ACappella)'': I didn't hear it! Don't tell me! ''(She speaks sharply)'' But do it! Now: how much is it going to cost?\ |
32 | '''Schub''': Nothing.\ |
33 | '''Cora''': I love it. |
34 | -->-- ''Theatre/AnyoneCanWhistle'' |
35 | |
36 | ->'''[[ConMan Tom]]'''[[note]] They're trying to find a way to pay off their friend Eddie's gambling debt [[/note]] : Listen to this one: You open a company called the "[[IntentionallyAwkwardTitle Arse-Tickler's Faggots Fan Club]]".\ |
37 | '''[[ChefOfIron Soap]]''': [[FlatWhat You what]]?\ |
38 | '''Tom''': You take out an advert in the back page of some gay mag, advertising the latest in arse-penetrating dildos. You sell it with, I dunno, "does what no other dildo can until now", "the latest and greatest in sexual technology", "guaranteed results or your money back", all that bollocks. Now, these dils cost twenty-five quid a prop. That's a snip for the amount of pleasure they're gonna give the recipients. But they send their checks to the other company name- nothing offensive, er, "[[ImmediateSelfContradiction Bobby's Bits]]" or something- for twenty-five quid. You take that twenty-five quid, you stick it in the bank until it clears. Now, ''this is the smart bit''. You send back the check for twenty-five pounds from the other company name, "Arse-Tickler's Faggots Fan Club", saying, "We're sorry, we couldn't get the supplies from America because they ran out of stock". Now, you see how many people cash that check: ''not a single soul'', because who wants their bank manager to know [[CovertPervert they tickle arse when they're not cashing checks]]?\ |
39 | '''[[HonestJohnsDealership Bacon]]''': So, how long do you have to wait until you see a return?\ |
40 | '''Tom''': Probably no more than four weeks.\ |
41 | '''Bacon''': ''A month''?! [[DeconstructedTrope So what fucking good is that if we need it in six- no, five days]]?!\ |
42 | '''Tom''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Well, it's still a good idea]]. |
43 | -->-- ''Film/LockStockAndTwoSmokingBarrels'' |
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