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'''[[HonestJohnsDealership Bacon]]''': So, how long do you have to wait until you see a return?\\
'''Tom''': Probably no more than four weeks.\\
'''Bacon''': ''A month''?! [[DeconstructedTrope So what fucking good is that if we need it in six- no, five days]]?!\\
'''Tom''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Well, it's still a good idea]].
-->-- ''Film/LockStockAndTwoSmokingBarrels''

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->'''Tom'''[[note]] They're trying to find a way to pay off their friend Eddie's gambling debt [[note]] : Listen to this one: You open a company

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->'''Tom'''[[note]] ->'''[[ConMan Tom]]'''[[note]] They're trying to find a way to pay off their friend Eddie's gambling debt [[note]] [[/note]] : Listen to this one: You open a companycompany called the "[[IntentionallyAwkwardTitle Arse-Tickler's Faggots Fan Club]]".\\
'''[[ChefOfIron Soap]]''': [[FlatWhat You what]]?\\
'''Tom''': You take out an advert in the back page of some gay mag, advertising the latest in arse-penetrating dildos. You sell it with, I dunno, "does what no other dildo can until now", "the latest and greatest in sexual technology", "guaranteed results or your money back", all that bollocks. Now, these dils cost twenty-five quid a prop. That's a snip for the amount of pleasure they're gonna give the recipients. But they send their checks to the other company name- nothing offensive, er, "[[ImmediateSelfContradiction Bobby's Bits]]" or something- for twenty-five quid. You take that twenty-five quid, you stick it in the bank until it clears. Now, ''this is the smart bit''. You send back the check for twenty-five pounds from the other company name, "Arse-Tickler's Faggots Fan Club", saying, "We're sorry, we couldn't get the supplies from America because they ran out of stock". Now, you see how many people cash that check: ''not a single soul'', because who wants their bank manager to know [[CovertPervert they tickle arse when they're not cashing checks]]?\\
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->'''Tom'''[[note]] They're trying to find a way to pay off their friend Eddie's gambling debt [[note]] : Listen to this one: You open a company
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-->-- '''Wedge Antilles''' realizes that [[ComicBook/XWingSeries Wraith Squadron]] is going OffTheRails again

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-->-- '''Wedge Antilles''' realizes that [[ComicBook/XWingSeries [[Literature/XWingSeries Wraith Squadron]] is going OffTheRails again
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->'''Mung:''' HOORAY for crazy schemes!
->'''Chowder:''' HOORAY!
-->--''WesternAnimation/{{Chowder}}'', "The Flibber-Flabber Diet"
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'''Cora''' ''(suddenly singing ACapella)'': I didn't hear it! Don't tell me! ''(She speaks sharply)'' But do it! Now: how much is it going to cost?\\

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'''Cora''' ''(suddenly singing ACapella)'': ACappella)'': I didn't hear it! Don't tell me! ''(She speaks sharply)'' But do it! Now: how much is it going to cost?\\
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->'''Cora''': You and your plans! Another World's Fair? Another Peer Gynt Festival? Why can't you think of a plan that will work?\\
'''Schub''': This one will: it's unethical.\\
'''Cooley''': Highly.\\
'''Cora''' ''(suddenly singing ACapella)'': I didn't hear it! Don't tell me! ''(She speaks sharply)'' But do it! Now: how much is it going to cost?\\
'''Schub''': Nothing.\\
'''Cora''': I love it.
-->-- ''Theatre/AnyoneCanWhistle''
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-->-- '''[[OnlySaneMan Dave Nelson]]''', ''{{Newsradio}}''

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-->-- '''[[OnlySaneMan Dave Nelson]]''', ''{{Newsradio}}''
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->'''Mike:''' Look, I think I have a plan here. Using mainly spoons, we dig a tunnel under the city and release it into the wild.\\
'''Sulley:''' ''[[DeadpanSnarker Spoons.]]''\\
'''Mike:''' ''(beat)'' That's it, I'm out of ideas. We're closed. Hot-air balloon, too expensive. Giant slingshot, too conspicuous. Enormous wooden horse, too Greek.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/MonstersInc''
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-->-- '''Wedge Antilles''' realizes that [[XWingSeries Wraith Squadron]] is going OffTheRails again

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-->-- '''Wedge Antilles''' realizes that [[XWingSeries [[ComicBook/XWingSeries Wraith Squadron]] is going OffTheRails again
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not an example, the plan is simple and insane, not convoluted


->''"...I thought you weren't insane anymore?"''
-->-- '''The Dag''' (regarding Max's plan), ''Film/MadMaxFuryRoad''
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-->-- '''[[BumblingSidekick Bald]][[TheDitz rick]]''', ''{{BlackAdder}}''

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-->-- '''[[BumblingSidekick Bald]][[TheDitz rick]]''', ''{{BlackAdder}}''
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->''"Well, ignoring the highly suspect part where Fighter can block ethereal energy... and the more suspect where you have to cast every spell at once... and the grossly suspect part where I have to dodge explosions while I'm ''in'' them... There's the ''most'' suspect part where Black Mage can hit where he wants to."''

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->''"Well, ignoring the highly suspect part where Fighter can block ethereal energy... and the more suspect where you have to cast every spell at once... and the grossly suspect part where I have to dodge explosions while I'm ''in'' '''in''' them... There's the ''most'' '''most''' suspect part where Black Mage can hit where he wants to."''

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-> Well, ignoring the highly suspect part where Fighter can block ethereal energy... and the more suspect where you have to cast every spell at once... and the grossly suspect part where I have to dodge explosions while I'm ''in'' them... There's the ''most'' suspect part where Black Mage can hit where he wants to.

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-> Well, ->''"Well, ignoring the highly suspect part where Fighter can block ethereal energy... and the more suspect where you have to cast every spell at once... and the grossly suspect part where I have to dodge explosions while I'm ''in'' them... There's the ''most'' suspect part where Black Mage can hit where he wants to. "''



-> [[CatchPhrase I have a cunning plan that cannot possibly fail.]]
-->--'''[[BumblingSidekick Bald]][[TheDitz rick]]''', ''{{BlackAdder}}''

-> '''Jayne''': This gonna work?
-> '''Mal''': [[BlatantLies You ever known one of my plans not to?]]
-> ''{{beat}}''
-> '''Jayne''': You seriously want me to answer that?
-->--''{{Fanfic/Forward}}'', ''Adrift'' chapter 7: "[[BigDamnHeroes What Does That Make Us?]]"

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-> [[CatchPhrase ->''"[[CatchPhrase I have a cunning plan that cannot possibly fail.]]
-->--'''[[BumblingSidekick
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-->-- '''[[BumblingSidekick
Bald]][[TheDitz rick]]''', ''{{BlackAdder}}''

-> '''Jayne''': This gonna work?
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work?\\
'''Mal''': [[BlatantLies You ever known one of my plans not to?]]
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to?]]\\
''[{{beat}}]''\\
'''Jayne''': You seriously want me to answer that?
-->--''{{Fanfic/Forward}}'', -->-- ''{{Fanfic/Forward}}'', ''Adrift'' chapter 7: "[[BigDamnHeroes What Does That Make Us?]]"



-->--'''[[OnlySaneMan Dave Nelson]]''', ''{{Newsradio}}''

-> [[NumberTwo Wes]]... ''they're doing it to me [[HereWeGoAgain again]]...''
-->--'''Wedge Antilles''' realizes that [[XWingSeries Wraith Squadron]] is going OffTheRails again

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-->--'''[[OnlySaneMan -->-- '''[[OnlySaneMan Dave Nelson]]''', ''{{Newsradio}}''

-> [[NumberTwo ->''"[[NumberTwo Wes]]... ''they're they're doing it to me [[HereWeGoAgain again]]...''
-->--'''Wedge
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-->-- '''Wedge
Antilles''' realizes that [[XWingSeries Wraith Squadron]] is going OffTheRails againagain

->''"...I thought you weren't insane anymore?"''
-->-- '''The Dag''' (regarding Max's plan), ''Film/MadMaxFuryRoad''
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-->-- '''Thief''', ''{{Eight Bit Theater}}''

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-->-- '''Thief''', ''{{Eight ''Webcomic/{{Eight Bit Theater}}''
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-->--'''[[BumblingSidekick Bald]][[RalphWiggum rick]]''', ''{{BlackAdder}}''

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-->--'''[[BumblingSidekick Bald]][[RalphWiggum Bald]][[TheDitz rick]]''', ''{{BlackAdder}}''
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-> Well, ignoring the highly suspect part where fighter can block ethereal energy... and the more suspect where you have to cast every spell at once... and the grossly suspect part where I have to dodge explosions while I'm ''in'' them... There's the ''most'' suspect part where Black Mage can hit where he wants to.

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-> Well, ignoring the highly suspect part where fighter Fighter can block ethereal energy... and the more suspect where you have to cast every spell at once... and the grossly suspect part where I have to dodge explosions while I'm ''in'' them... There's the ''most'' suspect part where Black Mage can hit where he wants to.
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The Baldrick was renamed Bumbling Sidekick.


-->--'''[[{{Baldrick}} Bald]][[RalphWiggum rick]]''', ''{{BlackAdder}}''

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-->--'''[[{{Baldrick}} -->--'''[[BumblingSidekick Bald]][[RalphWiggum rick]]''', ''{{BlackAdder}}''
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-> [[NumberTwo Wes]]... ''they're doing it to me [[HereWeGoAgain again]]...''
-->--'''Wedge Antilles''' realizes that [[XWingSeries Wraith Squadron]] is going OffTheRails again
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