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2 | |
3 | [[folder:Anime & Manga]] |
4 | ->'''Takeru''': ''[thinking]'' Dammit--!! We missed a chance to see Aki-sensei [[LoveInterest and Haru-nee]] sleeping [[http://www.mangatown.com/manga/maken_ki/c029/8.html (with their breasts squeezing against each other)!]] |
5 | ->'''Usui''': ''[thinking, at Takeru]'' We missed it, and it's ''YOUR'' fault! |
6 | -->-- ''Manga/MakenKi'', chapter 29 |
7 | [[/folder]] |
8 | |
9 | [[folder:Comic Books]] |
10 | ->'''Scott''': You and [Roxie]?!\ |
11 | '''Ramona''': [[GayRomanticPhase It was just a phase.]]\ |
12 | '''Scott''': YOU HAD A SEXY PHASE?! |
13 | -->-- ''[[ComicBook/ScottPilgrim Scott Pilgrim Gets It Together]]'' |
14 | |
15 | ->'''Nico''': Karolina is a better kisser than any of you! You happy now?\ |
16 | '''Victor''': Of course not!\ |
17 | '''Chase''': I'm actually very happy now. |
18 | -->-- ''ComicBook/{{Runaways}}'' |
19 | [[/folder]] |
20 | |
21 | [[folder:Fan Works]] |
22 | ->"Do you deny saying, 'Every inch of your body is getting a good hard soaping!' after I protested your insistence that I bathe before we went shopping?" Rei asked.\ |
23 | "Uh…" Asuka replied, trying to come up with an appropriate response.\ |
24 | Fortunately at that point Kaji interrupted by shouting out, "Toji’s lost a lot of blood! He’s going into shock! Quick, call an ambulance!" |
25 | -->-- ''Fanfic/ThousandShinji'' |
26 | |
27 | -> '''Rin:''' I'm gonna be living here. |
28 | -> '''Shirou:''' No you're not! |
29 | -> '''Rin:''' So's Archer. |
30 | -> '''Shirou:''' No ''he's'' not! |
31 | -> '''Rin:''' And I'm gonna be sharing a room with Saber. |
32 | -> '''Shirou:'''...Continue. |
33 | -> '''Rin:''' And a bed with Saber. |
34 | -> '''Shirou:''' You may stay. |
35 | -->-- ''WebVideo/FateStayNightUnlimitedBladeWorksAbridged'' |
36 | |
37 | ->To see [[ComicBook/{{Supergirl}} her]] pitting her strength and skills against another woman, both of them clad only in bikinis, was, he had to admit... stimulating. |
38 | -->-- ''Fanfic/KaraOfRokyn'' |
39 | |
40 | -> Jaune: "You ''french kissed'' [[TheStoic Blake Belladonna?!"]] |
41 | -> Yang: "I didn’t mean to! [[CovertPervert I wasn’t expecting her]] [[ThanksForTheMammary to cop a feel]], so when I opened my mouth in shock she just sort of slipped in there and-“ |
42 | -> ''Beat'' |
43 | -> Yang: [[TooMuchInformation “It is not cool that I’m telling you this.]] Deeply and profoundly not cool.” |
44 | -> Jaune: [[AllMenArePerverts “This is the greatest conversation we’ve ever had.”]] |
45 | -->-- ''[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/30275454/chapters/114952456#workskin Arcadia]]'' |
46 | |
47 | [[/folder]] |
48 | [[folder:Film]] |
49 | ->'''[[AllMenArePerverts Oscar]]''': "Did you ever see such an allegory of grace and beauty? [[BeautifulDreamer Two nymphs sleeping off their amatory exertions.]] [[SexyDiscretionShot You really missed something]], Nigel. [[EnglishRose Fiona]] was a revelation. [[AllWomenAreLustful All fire.]] [[{{Cuckold}} I doubt if you've ever really made the most of her."]] |
50 | -->-- ''Film/BitterMoon'', Oscar to [[BritishStuffiness Nigel]] after finding their respective wives in bed together. |
51 | |
52 | [[/folder]] |
53 | |
54 | [[folder:Live-Action TV]] |
55 | ->'''Ted:''' Please tell me you're not hooking up with one of your co-anchors again .\ |
56 | '''Robin:''' My co-anchor's a woman.\ |
57 | '''Barney:''' Please tell me you ''are'' hooking up with one of your co-anchors again. |
58 | -->-- ''Series/HowIMetYourMother'' |
59 | |
60 | ->'''Mark''': But Elena's betrayed you! What difference does it make that it's with a woman?\ |
61 | '''Jez''': Because it's ''[[DoubleStandard hot!]]'' |
62 | -->-- ''Series/PeepShow'' |
63 | |
64 | ->''"You buy us dinner, and we make out in front of you. That's, like, the best deal ever."'' |
65 | -->-- '''Santana''', ''Series/{{Glee}}'' |
66 | |
67 | ->'''Amy:''' Do I really look like that?\ |
68 | '''Future!Amy:''' Yeah, yeah you do.\ |
69 | '''Amy:''' Ooh, I'd give you [[SexualEuphemism your drivers licence…]]\ |
70 | '''Future!Amy:''' Ooh, I bet you would.\ |
71 | '''Doctor:''' Oh, this is how it all ends: Pond flirting with herself. True love at last… oh, sorry, [[DoggedNiceGuy Rory]].\ |
72 | '''Rory:''' [[TwinThreesomeFantasy Absolutely no problem at all.]] |
73 | -->-- '''The Doctor''', ''Series/DoctorWho'' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkmiefoRcfU 2011 Red Nose Day Special]] |
74 | |
75 | ->''"Lesbians are porn efficient. It's sex with a greater density of women. Porn wise, lesbians are like a jam sandwich without the sandwich and just the jam. [[{{Metaphorgotten}} In fact, lesbians are just a big blob of jam]]. Well, not actually. [[DiggingYourselfDeeper Unless they've exploded in all the lesbonic excitement]]."'' |
76 | -->-- '''Jeff''', ''Series/{{Coupling}}'' |
77 | |
78 | ->'''Troy''': I was working on that [[ThreeWaySex three way]] for days. Turns out they’re real lesbians who just wanted to buy some weed. |
79 | ->'''Lionel''': You mean two women into each other for reasons other than a straight man’s benefit? [[SarcasmMode I’m aghast]]! |
80 | ->'''Troy''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint I know, right?]] |
81 | -->-- ''Series/DearWhitePeople'' |
82 | |
83 | ->''"The truth is, we welcome homosexual couples here. We particularly like the lesbian sort."'' |
84 | -->-- '''Jeremy Clarkson,''' ''Series/TopGearUK'' |
85 | |
86 | ->'''"WE LOVE LESBIANS! WE LOVE LESBIANS! WE LOVE LESBIANS!"''' |
87 | -->--'''Various audience members,''' ''Series/JerrySpringer'' |
88 | |
89 | ->''I find [homosexuality] disgusting. Men kissing men, holding hands in the street. Every fuckin' TV show, they rub your nose in it!'' (beat) ''Although that, [[Series/TheLWord the lesbian thing]] with the, uh, Creator/JenniferBeals...it's not bad.'' |
90 | -->--'''Tony Soprano''', ''Series/TheSopranos'', "[[Recap/TheSopranosS6E6LiveFreeOrDie Live Free Or Die]]" |
91 | [[/folder]] |
92 | |
93 | [[folder:Music]] |
94 | ->''Man loved women, and women loved men, and men loved men, and… women loved women! Yeah, you know we all like to watch that!'' |
95 | -->-- '''[[Music/FooFighters Dave Grohl]]''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6e5hRLbCaCs "Keep It Clean"]] |
96 | |
97 | ->''All the girls make out for the whole damn club to see!'' |
98 | -->-- '''Music/{{LMFAO}}''', "Sorry For Party Rocking" |
99 | [[/folder]] |
100 | |
101 | [[folder:Video Games]] |
102 | ->''My favorite type of magic - [[ItMakesSenseInContext lesbomancy]]." |
103 | -->-- '''Skalen Burdon''', ''VideoGame/TheWitcher2AssassinsOfKings'' |
104 | |
105 | ->''I hear you've been slipping it to that pirate slut from the Hanged Man. What's that like? Two women! I've always wondered.'' |
106 | -->-- '''Gamlen Amell''' to ''his niece'', ''VideoGame/DragonAgeII'' |
107 | [[/folder]] |
108 | |
109 | [[folder:Web Original]] |
110 | ->"Men doing the kiss?! Ugh, no! It should be illegal! But ''women'' doing the kiss? Aw yeah, completely different. In fact, let's play a game where we find all of those scenes in every movie and post about how ''steamy it makes us!"'' |
111 | -->-- '''WebVideo/{{Caddicarus}}''', ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NohJFYbyhcc The Weird World Of Playstation Magazines]]'' |
112 | |
113 | ->"Not that I would normally care that this movie was cut shorter, but come on! ''Chicks banging!''" |
114 | -->-- '''WebVideo/TheCinemaSnob''', [[http://www.thecinemasnob.com/the-cinema-snob/caligula-ii-messalina-messalina Caligula II: Messalina, Messalina]] |
115 | |
116 | ->''"We were makin' out on set one day, [[ItAmusedMe just as a joke]], and I think [[Creator/JMichaelStraczynski Joe]] saw that and so he wrote it in. So all of that politically correct, diplomatic shit I was talkin' about, you can just forget about that. A horny middle-aged man wrote that scene."'' |
117 | -->-- '''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTWg7n6AANQ#t=3130 Claudia Christian]]''' on ''Series/BabylonFive'' |
118 | |
119 | ->''"I wonder if Creator/NaomiWatts had some kind of stipulation in her contracts that there had to be at least one makeout with another actress in every movie she was in for a while."'' |
120 | -->-- '''Matt Wilson''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/comicsalliance-tank-girl-review/ on]] ''Film/TankGirl'' |
121 | |
122 | ->''1366. I will not use [[PowerPerversionPotential the mass suggestion spell]] to make the elf babes make out.'' |
123 | -->-- ''Blog/ThingsMrWelchIsNoLongerAllowedToDoInAnRPG'' |
124 | |
125 | ->''"I once went to a Bills game and saw [[ParentalIncest a mother and daughter open mouth kiss]] because the drunk dudes behind them told them to. The Bills lost that game 6-3 to Cleveland."'' |
126 | -->-- "'''[[http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2014-buffalo-bills-1628452314 Why Your Team Sucks 2014]]: Buffalo Bills'''" |
127 | |
128 | ->''"Hello, yes? I'm here for the yuri. I was told there'd be yuri. No? It's more just undertones and {{Ecchi}} hello kitty sequences? This isn't what I was promised! No, I'm sorry, I have to go, no, you, [[SuddenlyShouting NO, YOU SAID, NO, UNDERTONES ARE NOT YURI, OKAY? YOU GO ALL THE WAY OR YOU GO HOME, I'M NOT DEALING WITH THIS!]] [[LargeHam IT'S YOUR ONE JOB, MY COFFEE MAKER HAS ONE JOB, TO MAKE COFFEE AND IT MANAGES TO DO THAT EVERY SINGLE DAY!]] I'M NOT ON THE RECEIVING END OF "COFFEE UNDERTONES"! THEY'RE GIRLS, IF THEY'RE NOT DOING GAY THINGS TO EACH OTHER THEN WHAT ARE THEY GOOD FOR???"'' |
129 | -->-- '''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fib4-S9ENpE Super Serious Spring Anime Season First Impressions 2015]]''', ''Demolition D'' on ''Anime/ShowByRock'' |
130 | |
131 | ->'''Heavy:''' Those weapons are like tiny peashooters. Fists are more useful in game anyways. That's why Heavy prefers to travel with [[VideoGame/FalloutNewVegas Veronica]]. Give her good Power Fist and you're set for entire game.\ |
132 | '''Scout:''' Oh, finally, a non-dumbass. Veronica's my favorite companion too. I always rush to the Trading Post so I can pick her up.\ |
133 | '''Heavy:''' Da, she is compelling character. Her struggles regarding her homeland are relatable to me. I like how you can influence her decision to leave Brotherhood. Classic ''Fallout'' decision-making.\ |
134 | '''Scout:''' Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know. Don't forget how [[PerverseSexualLust she's easily the hottest companion in the game]].\ |
135 | '''Heavy:''' Wait, seriously?\ |
136 | '''Spy:''' Oh, for fuck's sake.\ |
137 | '''Sniper:''' Bloody hell...\ |
138 | '''Demoman:''' Ah, so ''that's'' why he's a Brotherhood fanboy. It's all making sense now.\ |
139 | '''Scout:''' What? Is my opinion supposed to be controversial or something? She's cute as ''fuck''. ''[as the other mercs all start yelling over him and telling him to shut up]'' Give her that dress and she's [[TomboyWithAGirlyStreak the perfect mix between tomboy and feminine beauty]]. She gets my dick hard every time! Are you jackasses really gonna sit here and try to convince me that bitch Cass is better?\ |
140 | '''Heavy:''' SCOUT! [[DudeShesALesbian SHE IS LESBIAN!]]\ |
141 | '''Scout:''' I know! That's the hottest part! |
142 | -->-- '''[=ToTheMax=]''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUmQibawBJM The Mercs Argue About Fallout Companions]] |
143 | [[/folder]] |
144 | |
145 | [[folder:Webcomics]] |
146 | ->'''Max:''' I think you've got it all wrong, Terra.\ |
147 | '''Terra:''' Oh?\ |
148 | '''Max:''' In the male fantasy, you see, we're all Superman: ten feet tall and bulletproof.\ |
149 | '''Terra:''' Of course.\ |
150 | '''Max:''' In this fantasy, obviously, no woman is "unattainable". Lesbianism takes on a completely different meaning.\ |
151 | '''Terra:''' And what is that meaning?\ |
152 | '''Max:''' "Hey, look, there's two of them!" |
153 | -->-- ''Webcomic/OneOverZero'', [[http://www.undefined.net/1/0/?strip=410 #410]] |
154 | |
155 | ->'''Tycho:''' …you spent a hundred dollars on {{manga}}, and you can't read Japanese.\ |
156 | '''Gabe:''' Yes, but I '''do''' read '''Lesbonese'''. |
157 | -->-- ''WebComic/PennyArcade'', "[[http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2006/03/27 The DouJinshi Code]]" |
158 | |
159 | ->"Are you two going to kiss now? Because I'd be interested in watching." |
160 | -->-- '''Reynarome''' about Annie and Kat, ''WebComic/GunnerkriggCourt'' |
161 | [[/folder]] |
162 | |
163 | [[folder:Western Animation]] |
164 | ->'''Debbie Dupree:''' Me and Yumi and Debbie [Love] got ''so'' turned on fighting that we all made out. Every last guy in the bar was watching and ''totally'' cheering us on. |
165 | ->'''Sparks:''' [[AreYouPonderingWhatImPondering Quinn, you thinking what I'm thinking?]] |
166 | ->'''Quinn:''' About them making out? |
167 | ->'''Sparks:''' NO! |
168 | -->--''WesternAnimation/Sealab2021'', "Splitsville" |
169 | |
170 | ->''Ugh... I almost did it with Joan?! ....Hot!'' |
171 | -->--'''Cleopatra''', ''WesternAnimation/CloneHigh'', "[[Recap/CloneHighS1E06HomecomingAShotInTheDArc Homecoming A Shot in the D'Arc]]" |
172 | |
173 | ->'''Early Cuyler:''' I'm against men kissing men, for many reasons! But when womens do it... That... uh.. that seems alright. Any womens here willing to make out with another woman? |
174 | -->--''WesternAnimation/{{Squidbillies}}', ''Giant Foam Dick-hat Trouble'' |
175 | |
176 | -> '''[[PoliticallyIncorrectVillain Lute]]''': Their love is [[FantasticRacism vile]] and [[HeteronormativeCrusader blasphemous]]! |
177 | -> '''[[PsychopathicManchild Adam]]''': Hot as fuck, though. |
178 | -->-- On '''[[OurDemonsAreDifferent Charlie]]''' and '''[[FallenAngel Vaggie's]]''' relationship, ''WesternAnimation/HazbinHotel''. |
179 | [[/folder]] |
180 | |
181 | [[folder:Real Life]] |
182 | ->''"Nothing gives me a woody like two chicks gettin' it on."'' |
183 | -->-- '''Creator/HowardStern''' |
184 | [[/folder]] |
185 |
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