1 | ->'''Zuko:''' I know you're out there, chocolate - ''(gasp)'' The Avatar?! [[FreudianExcuse Time to make]] [[WellDoneSonGuy daddy love me]]! |
2 | |
3 | ->'''Katara:''' Oh, Sokka, you're back. How was the fishing? |
4 | ->'''Sokka:''' I fought a shark! |
5 | ->'''Katara:''' Oh ... well, at least you still got paid. Right? |
6 | ->'''Sokka:''' Yes. Yes, as a matter of fact, I did. But since I literally ''spilled my own blood'' for this money, we're not just going to spend it on the first gimmick we see, ok- |
7 | ->'''Katara:''' Hey, look, a fortune teller! |
8 | ->'''Sokka:''' That's it! If there is anyone up there, just [[SmiteMeOMightySmiter strike me down]]! Right now! ''(is attacked by a duck)'' Ow! Why a duck? ''Why a duck?!'' |
9 | |
10 | ->'''Bato:''' Sokka, for trying to get out of this dangerous and abusive ritual, you get the Mark of Intelligence; Katara, for being manlier than your brother, you get the Mark of Courage; and Aang, for holding the puke bucket for Sokka, you get the Mark of Trust. |
11 | ->'''Aang:''' Yeeeeeaah... about that... |
12 | ->(GilliganCut to Sokka and Katara leaving Aang) |
13 | ->'''Aang:''' ...I think they took that well. |
14 | |
15 | ->'''Sokka:''' Skepticism, skepticism, ''skepticism...'' |
16 | |
17 | ->'''Katara:''' By the way, you've been frozen for a hundred years, your people have been wiped out by the Fire Nation, and the world is engulfed in war. |
18 | |
19 | ->'''Katara:''' Aw, Sokka, you're a comic relief character! You couldn't beat up a [[BusFullOfInnocents shortbus full of nuns]]. |
20 | |
21 | ->'''Aang:''' If fire can't exist in space because there's no oxygen, and comets are made up of ice and rock, why would a comet make firebenders stronger? |
22 | ->'''Roku:''' Because I said so, damn it! |
23 | |
24 | ->'''Mechanist:''' Please understand. I had to make weapons for the Fire Nation, or they'd destroy our home! |
25 | ->'''Sokka:''' Silence, traitor! |
26 | ->'''Mechanist:''' But I already told you - |
27 | ->'''Sokka:''' You misunderstand. I mean you're a traitor ''[[ForScience to SCIENCE]]''! You're the one responsible for all this steam-punk nonsense! |
28 | ->'''Mechanist:''' Well, surely steam-punk has some scientific - |
29 | ->'''Sokka:''' [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Steam. Powered. Jetskis.]] |
30 | ->'''Mechanist:''' MyGodWhatHaveIDone How can I fix this? |
31 | |
32 | ->'''Sokka:''' Let me get this straight. You can invent tanks, jetskis, and a gigantic friggin' drill, but the concept of a ''hot air balloon ... eludes you''. |
33 | ->'''Mechanist:''' Um ... yes. |
34 | ->'''Sokka:''' I hate this world and everyone in it. |
35 | |
36 | |
37 | ->'''Sokka:''' You know something? The North Pole really sucks. |
38 | ->'''Katara:''' Like the South Pole was any different? |
39 | ->'''Sokka:''' Yeah - ''I'' lived in the South Pole. And even you have to admit that I'm a little better than chunks of ice and baby seals. |
40 | ->'''Katara:''' I don't know... baby seals are pretty cute. |
41 | ->'''Sokka:''' Why don't we leave the sarcasm to the professionals here, sis? By the way, can we gain a little altitude here, Aang? You're making me nervous. |
42 | ->'''Aang:''' Why? There's nothing out here, you said it yourself. |
43 | ->'''Sokka:''' Yeah, but there ''will'' be something out here. And when said thing does get here, I'd prefer not to be killed, maimed, or eaten by it. |
44 | ->'''Katara:''' Oh, now you're just being negative. |
45 | ->'''Sokka:''' No, I'm not being negative, I'm being ''realistic.'' Literally ''everywhere'' we've gone, some''thing'' or some''one'' has tried to kill us. ''Literally. Everywhere.'' |
46 | ->'''Aang:''' Yeah, well, we're due, okay? I'm not going to make Appa waste all his energy just because of your paranoia. |
47 | ->''(Cue the Northern Water Tribe attacking them.)'' |
48 | ->'''Sokka:''' So... Am I gonna get a written apology, or- |
49 | ->'''Aang and Katara:''' ''Shut up, Sokka!'' |
50 | |
51 | ->'''Aang:''' Y'know, I've been thinking, umm... maybe I can sort of teach you things, as I learn them? Y'know, where no one can see us... all alone... under a starry sky... |
52 | ->'''Katara:''' Really? That's a GREAT idea! |
53 | ->'''Aang:''' YES! Score! |
54 | ->'''Katara:''' ''What?'' |
55 | ->'''Aang:''' [[LameRhymeDodge I mean whores!]] ({{Beat}}) Sokka made me say it. |
56 | ->'''Sokka:''' HEY! |
57 | |
58 | ->'''Katara:''' I don't understand. How come I can't fight just because I'm a girl?! |
59 | ->'''Pakku:''' Listen, lass, haven't you ever played an RPG? Final Fantasy? Dragon Quest? Other than being the bloody love interest, lasses do one of two things: they heal or they summon monsters. And since I dunt see you pullin' a bloody dragon out of yer arse, get in the back row and CAST SOME BLOODY CURE SPELLS!! |
60 | |
61 | ->'''Katara:''' F... Fu... |
62 | ->'''Pakku:''' You're gonna have t' speak up, lass. I can't hear ya over the sound of your own menstruation. |
63 | ->'''Katara:''' I said- [voice changes] [[PrecisionFStrike FUCK THAT!]] I'm sick and tired of this shit and I'm not going to let it happen anymore. I'm done [[DamselInDistress being captured]], [[SatelliteLoveInterest I'm done falling for every guy I meet]], and I'm done taking the back seat in fights. I don't want to heal; I want to kick ass. Starting with yours. |
64 | |
65 | ->'''Jin:''' Okay I'll keep it simple. I want. To Have Sex. With You. |
66 | ->'''Zuko:''' ({{Beat}} then voice changes) Baby, why didn't you just say so.\ |
67 | (Zuko claps his hands cue lights turning up and "Get Down Tonight" playing) |
68 | ->'''Jin:''' Oh my God! The lights! Your Voice! and...where's this music coming from? |
69 | ->'''Zuko:''' That would be my burning Soul. |
70 | |
71 | |
72 | ->'''Amon:''' Dreams don't ever really die lieutenant. You take them to the grave. |
73 | |
74 | ->'''Katara:''' Hey there, good-looking. I'm Katara. What's your name? |
75 | ->'''Haru:''' My name is Haru. And yes, I am very, very good-looking. In fact, no word in any language can possibly describe how good-looking I am ... so you must make one up. A word like, 'sexy-fine'. But even this potent word cannot fully describe how beautiful I am. |
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