Line #14 Quotes/StupidSexyFlanders


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2	[[folder:Comic Books]]
3	->''"I really find you very attractive. [[DidIJustSayThatOutLoud Did I say that out loud]]?"''
4	-->-- '''ComicBook/{{Deadpool}}''' to ComicBook/TheMightyThor
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7	[[folder:Fan Works]]
8	->''"Stupid sexy Rei..."''
9	-->-- '''Asuka''', ''Fanfic/AdviceAndTrust'', Chapter 8
10
11	->''"And the Empress, woof! I’m mostly straight and she makes me reach for the ice water and a fan."''
12	-->-- '''Ching''', ''Fanfic/ACrownOfStars'', Chapter 16
13
14	->'''“If''' I was gay…”
15	-->-- ''[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/44545930/chapters/114140551#workskin Divine Disasters on the Somniel]]'', on Princess Ivy.
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17
18	[[folder:Literature]]
19	->''"I fly to Los Angeles. I am seated across the aisle from Creator/KurtRussell. Now, listen: I am a happily married man. But I am not embarrassed to say that Kurt Russell is an extremely handsome man. And apparently he grew his eye back since he [[Film/EscapeFromNewYork escaped from New York]]."''
20	-->-- '''John Hodgman''', ''Literature/MoreInformationThanYouRequire''
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22
23	[[folder:Live-Action TV]]
24	->''"She wants everyone to think she’s such a perfect princess just because she’s tall and glamorous and has cappuccino skin and curves everywhere and now I’m complimenting her and kind of turned on."''
25	-->-- '''Eleanor''' on Tahani, ''Series/TheGoodPlace''
26
27	->'''Elaine:''' Do either one of you know that blond guy who's always on that show, the really handsome guy?\
28	'''George:''' I, uh... I wouldn't know.\
29	'''Elaine:''' You know, just admitting that a guy is handsome doesn't make you a homosexual.\
30	'''George:''' It doesn't help.
31	-->-- ''Series/{{Seinfeld}}''
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33
34	[[folder:Web Animation]]
35	->''"Ha-a, dar dar dar dar DA-A!! So confused... what to think? Hot Homestar!? My brain is splitting in half!"''
36	-->-- '''Strong Bad''', ''WebAnimation/HomestarRunner''
37
38	->''"So, the new feature is Cat Suits. Meaning suits made to look like cats, not Luigi running around in [[SpyCatsuit skintight]] -- sorry, lost my train of thought."''
39	-->-- '''[[Creator/BenCroshaw Yahtzee]]''' on ''VideoGame/SuperMario3DWorld'', ''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''
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42	[[folder:Webcomics]]
43	->'''DM:''' This is just too weird.\
44	'''Aragorn:''' Oh, come on. You said she was hot! "Tall, slim, and graceful, with golden hair," you said.\
45	'''DM:''' That's the same description I gave you for Legolas.\
46	'''Aragorn:''' Like I said: HOT!
47	-->-- ''Webcomic/DMOfTheRings''
48
49	->''"I have been told I could make straight men see rainbows."''
50	-->-- '''[[DudeLooksLikeALady Noah]]''', ''Webcomic/ElGoonishShive'', [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2011-01-26 "New and Old Flames — 5"]]
51
52	->''"I have something of a man crush on Creator/RonPerlman..."''
53	-->-- '''Lothar Hex''', ''Webcomic/ExterminatusNow''
54
55	->''"OMG! I think I love you. And I'm not even gay! I'm so confused."''
56	-->-- '''Unnamed Guy''', to Thaddeus Euphemism, ''Webcomic/ThePetriDish''
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58
59	[[folder:Web Original]]
60	->''"…this just in. I'm gay now."''
61	-->-- '''WebVideo/PewDiePie''' after watching Music/{{BTS}} in their music video ‘blood sweat and tears’
62
63	->''"Im a straight male but damn is [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Luigi]] hot."\
64	"Have u ever regretted making a comment."''
65	-->-- '''Website/{{Miiverse}} post''' ''(The second was made 20 minutes later)''
66
67	->'''(206):''' Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.\
68	'''(512):''' after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
69	-->-- ''Website/TextsFromLastNight''
70
71	->''"I ''[sic]'' am not gay but [[WhenSheSmiles when he smiles]] he makes me Comfortably Numb"''
72	-->-- '''Comment''' on a Website/YouTube video of [[Music/PinkFloyd David Gilmour]]
73
74	->''"Santana Lopez\
75	still making us all question our sexualities"''
76	-->-- '''Website/YouTube comment''' on the ''Series/{{Glee}}'' version of Music/PaulaAbdul's "Cold Hearted"
77
78	->''"when even the lesbian icon says you’re sexy, you know you’re doing something right."''
79	-->-- '''Comment''' on a Website/YouTube video of Creator/EllenDeGeneres complimenting Creator/TimotheeChalamet
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81
82	[[folder:Web Video]]
83	->''"Oh my God, you could grind ''meat ''on th-- BAH!"''
84	-->-- '''Freeza''', at eye level with Goku's abs, ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged''
85
86	->''"Ah. The return of the why-boner. '''[[DudeLooksLikeALady With a vengeance]].'''"''
87	-->-- '''Alucard''', ''WebVideo/HellsingUltimateAbridged'', upon meeting the androgynous [[CatGirl Cat Boy]] Schrödinger
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90	[[folder:Western Animation]]
91	->'''Homer Simpson:''' Okay, don't panic. Remember what the instructor said.\
92	''[{{flashback}} of the ski instructor]''\
93	'''Ski instructor:''' If you ever get into trouble, all you need to do is...\
94	''[flashback changes suddenly to Ned Flanders in a form-fitting latex ski suit]''\
95	'''Ned Flanders:''' ''[wiggling butt]'' Feels like I'm wearing nothin' at all! ''[close-up of Ned's butt]'' Nothin' at all! ''[closer close-up of Ned's butt]'' ''Nothin' at all!''\
96	'''Homer:''' ''[screams, cringes]'' [[TropeNamers Stupid sexy Flanders]]!
97	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS11E10LittleBigMom Little Big Mom]]"
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99	->''"Don't be intimidated, Squidward. [[ImagineTheAudienceNaked Try to imagine him in his underwear]]. ''[imagines Squilliam in his underwear with a muscular body and boxers]'' Oh no, he's hot!"''
100	-->-- '''Squidward''', ''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants'', "[[Recap/SpongeBobSquarePantsS3E8NoWeeniesAllowedSquilliamReturns Squilliam Returns]]"
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102
103	[[folder:Miscellaneous]]
104	->''"I have never felt so much good female energy around me, I can’t take my eyes off of them, I’m 99% sure that I will leave this movie a lesbian."''
105	-->-- '''Kristen Bell''' on the female cast for the musical drama film ''Film/{{Burlesque}}''
106
107	->''"I think I'm developing a man-crush on [[Manga/{{Mushishi}} Ginko]]."''
108	-->-- '''Jason Miao''', ''Derailed by Darry''
109
110	->''"Now, for those of you who don't speak 'guy' fluently, 'looks like gay porn' is sexually-insecure-straight-male for 'I immediately recognize that this depiction of the masculine figure is intended to be arousing, and said recognition makes me uncomfortable.'"''
111	-->-- '''[[Creator/BobChipman Moviebob]]''', ''[[http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/columns/moviebob/6797-Twilight-of-the-She-Geeks Twilight of the She-Geeks]]''
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