Quotes: Stupid Sexy Flanders
This is just too weird. Aragorn:
Oh, come on. You said she was hot! "Tall, slim, and graceful, with golden hair," you said. DM:
That's the same description I gave you for Legolas. Aragorn:
Like I said: HOT!
"I think I'm developing a man-crush on Ginko
—Jason Miao, Derailed by Darry
"You know, it's not gay if you think Rudy's hot. We all think he's hot. My God, you're beautiful."
"So, the new feature is Cat Suits. Meaning suits made to look like cats, not Luigi running around in skintight
— sorry, lost my train of thought."
"Now, for those of you who don't speak "guy" fluently, "looks like gay porn" is sexually-insecure-straight-male for 'I immediately recognize that this depiction of the masculine figure is intended to be arousing, and said recognition makes me uncomfortable.'"
: Do either one of you know that blond guy who's always on that show, the really handsome guy? George
: I, uh... I wouldn't know. Elaine
: You know, just admitting that a guy is handsome doesn't make you a homosexual. George
: It doesn't help.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
"Oh my God, you could grind meat
*flashback changes suddenly to Ned Flanders in a latex ski suit* Ned Flanders
: "Feels like I'm wearing nothin' at all! Nothin' at all! *close up of Ned's butt* Nothin' at all!
" Homer Simpson
"Gah, Stupid Sexy Flanders
"I fly to Los Angeles. I am seated across the aisle from Kurt Russell. Now, listen: I am a happily married man. But I am not embarrassed to say that Kurt Russell is an extremely handsome man. And apparently he grew his eye back since he escaped from New York."