Line #13 Quotes/BrokeTheRatingScale


1	->On a scale of ethereal from one to ten he looked as if he was on some other scale, probably buried in deep ocean sludge.
2	-->--''Literature/LordsAndLadies''
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4	->''So there you have it. Games ''so'' bad we can't review them because our rating scale doesn't have a zero.''
5	-->--'''Morgan Webb''', ''Series/XPlay''
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7	->''This game officially received the lowest score in the history of Gamespot: a 1.0. And by lowest, I mean it can't go any lower. We don't hand out zeroes, but maybe we should have for ''VideoGame/BigRigsOverTheRoadRacing''.''
8	-->--'''Alex Navarro''', ''Frightfully Bad Games''
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10	->''if you learn only one thing from all we've written today, make sure it's that giving FATAL a 1/1 Style/Substance rating was an insult to almost every other product on RPG.net that ever got a 1/1.''
11	-->--'''Jason Sartin''' of RPG.net, on ''TabletopGame/{{FATAL}}''.
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13	->''The worst pay-per-view in years. This was horrible! Horrible! [[SarcasmFailure I don't even know what else to say]]...I should do a Wrestling/ChrisJericho promo and start reading out of a thesaurus--horrible, wretched... appalling... atrocious, insulting... god, this was horrible! This show didn't have a single match above two-and-a-half stars. It had one match[[note]]Jenna Morasca vs. Sharmell[[/note]] that I gave '''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis MINUS. FIVE. STARS!]]'''''
14	-->--'''Bryan Alvarez''', on ''[[Wrestling/{{TNA}} Victory Road '09]]''
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16	->''This movie doesn't scrape the bottom of the barrel. This movie isn't the bottom of the barrel. This movie isn't below the bottom of the barrel. This movie [[InsultToRocks doesn't deserve to be mentioned in the same sentence with barrels]].''
17	-->--'''Creator/RogerEbert''' on ''Film/FreddyGotFingered''
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19	->''Since my last report, this employee has hit rock bottom and has started to dig.''
20	-->-- Supposedly from [[http://www.waterfallrecordings.com/evaluations.html a real employee review]].
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22	->''No-one on staff wants to play any more of this video game. I'm not going to subject myself to another 20-30 hours of this fucking mess just to put a number on it. My number is fucking don't play this game.''
23	-->-- '''Jeff Gerstmann''', on why ''Giant Bomb'' never formally reviewed ''VideoGame/Fallout76''
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25	->''It's impossible to grade Chemicritters on their own without taking the entire Gemini mechanic into consideration. I don't want to do that, so this is a solid carbon monoxide poisoning out of 5.''
26	-->-- '''WebVideo/Rank10YGO''' on [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Apn6S9YS9EI Chemicritters]]
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28	->''It is the absolute worst! The sorriest excuse for a battle map ever! To the point where I don't even know if F-tier accurately captures my feelings!'' '''''THIS SHIT BELONGS IN G-TIER! CONGRATULATIONS, TOAD'S TURNPIKE!'''''
29	-->-- WebVideo/SchaffrillasProductions, regarding the Battle Mode version of Toad's Turnpike from base ''VideoGame/MarioKart8'', "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuRCWrCrhuc&t=5236s Every Mario Kart 8 Deluxe Course Ranked]]"

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