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| 2 | |
| 3 | [[folder:Comic Books]] |
| 4 | ->'''Asami:''' I have to hand it to you Kuvira, waiting to escape until after Korra left was a smart move.\ |
| 5 | '''Kuvira:''' You fools, this wasn't my doing-- |
| 6 | -->-- ''ComicBook/TheLegendOfKorraRuinsOfTheEmpire'' |
| 7 | |
| 8 | ->'''Dr. Doom:''' Dr. Doom, Dr. Doom, Dr. Doom. Why does everyone always suspect that Dr. Doom is the culprit?\ |
| 9 | '''Human Torch:''' Well, it sure isn't Soupy Sales, tin head! |
| 10 | -->-- ''The ComicBook/FantasticFour Roast'' |
| 11 | |
| 12 | ->'''Mary Kelly:''' Does this mean we're alright, me and Liz? Ye won't be doin' to us [[UsefulNotes/JackTheRipper what ye did to Polly Nichols and Annie Chapman]]? |
| 13 | ->[''BeatPanel''] |
| 14 | ->'''Gang Member:''' Nichols and Chapman? Y'reckon we're daft enough to bring all these rozzers down on us, interruptin' business? [[PragmaticVillainy We never done 'em... not them two]]. G'Night. |
| 15 | -->--''ComicBook/FromHell'' |
| 16 | |
| 17 | [[/folder]] |
| 18 | |
| 19 | [[folder:Fan Works]] |
| 20 | ->"I thought it would be so much harder than this. [[ComicBook/LexLuthor I]]'ve fought [[Franchise/{{Superman}} you]] before. Many times. You know that. In any of our other fights, by this time, we'd have knocked each other all the way to Metro Airport. What's wrong with you? Did somebody else get to you before I did?"\ |
| 21 | Focusing, the actor said, "So. It wasn't really you who. Did this to me?"\ |
| 22 | "Did what to you?" |
| 23 | -->-- ''Fanfic/SupermanAndMan'' |
| 24 | |
| 25 | ->"Why in the name of heaven above and hell below would I have attempted to murder your wife, [[Franchise/{{Batman}} Detective]]? Tell me." |
| 26 | -->-- '''Ra's Al Ghul''', ''Fanfic/DanceWithTheDemons'' |
| 27 | |
| 28 | ->'''Alphonse:''' What have we told you about inflicting your taste on other people?\ |
| 29 | '''Edward:''' Aha! See, ''this'' time, not me, not even a little bit! I changed absolutely ''no'' colors and all the creepass shit - the wallpaper, those freaky hooks, that fuckin’, leg thing, whatever that is - that was all there when I ''got'' here. |
| 30 | -->-- '''Edward and Alphonse Elric''', ''Fanfic/SnipersSolve99PercentOfAllProblems'' |
| 31 | |
| 32 | ->'''[[Characters/DragonBallZAbridgedSonGoku Goku:]]''' ''(to Great Ape Gohan)'' Remember Icarus?\ |
| 33 | ''([[FlashBack Flashback]] of Icarus getting blowed up)''\ |
| 34 | '''Goku''' [Vegeta] did it.\ |
| 35 | '''[[Characters/DragonBallZAbridgedVegeta Vegeta:]]''' Oh that's '''BULLSHIT!''' I haven't killed a dammed thing since I've got on this godforsaken planet. Not for lack of trying, mind you. |
| 36 | -->''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged'', [[Recap/DragonBallZAbridgedE10 "Punchline"]] |
| 37 | |
| 38 | |
| 39 | ->'''Integra''': Over the last few years, we've had some... ''[[DestructiveSavior expensive claims]]''.\ |
| 40 | '''[[PersonOfMassDestruction Alucard]]''': Like what?\ |
| 41 | '''Integra''': First off, property damage...\ |
| 42 | ''*SmashCut [[NoodleIncident to a large explosion in the middle of a street, and dozens of screaming, running civilians trying to]] OutrunTheFireball*''\ |
| 43 | '''Alucard''': [[HeroicComedicSociopath Good times]]!\ |
| 44 | '''Integra''': ''Dozens'' of noise complaints...\ |
| 45 | '''Alucard''': ''*[[NotHelpingYourCase loud music blaring from a speaker next to Alucard]]*'' '''''[[{{Troll}} SORRRRRRRRY, I CAN'T HEAR YOUUUUU]]!'''''\ |
| 46 | '''Integra''': Killing at least a ''dozen'' innocent people...\ |
| 47 | '''Alucard''': Oh, so did Creator/AnthonyHopkins, ''[[Literature/TheSilenceOfTheLambs and he got a fucking Oscar for it]]!''\ |
| 48 | '''Integra''': ''...and'' [[BreadEggsMilkSquick all of the sexual harassment]].\ |
| 49 | ''*{{Beat}}*''\ |
| 50 | '''Alucard''': [[EvenEvilHasStandards ...I'm not apologizing.]] |
| 51 | -->-- '''Alucard''' to '''Integra''', where [[BrickJoke it's revealed over half of the series later]] that it's [[spoiler:actually ''[[CovertPervert Integra]]'' who's responsible for the sexual harassment]], ''WebVideo/HellsingUltimateAbridged'' |
| 52 | |
| 53 | ->'''Integra:''' What did you do?\ |
| 54 | '''Alucard:''' Alright, but you can't be mad at me.\ |
| 55 | '''Integra:''' What. Did. You. Do?\ |
| 56 | '''Alucard:''' Okay. First... [[ExactWords I was minding my own business.]]\ |
| 57 | '''Integra:''' ''(slams hands on top of desk)'' BULLSHIT!\ |
| 58 | '''Alucard:''' I waaaaas! |
| 59 | -->-- '''Alucard''' to '''Integra''', on why Alucard killed soldiers who burst into his room unannounced, ''WebVideo/HellsingUltimateAbridged'' |
| 60 | |
| 61 | ->'''Goku:''' ''Cell''... did you destroy South Galaxy?\ |
| 62 | '''Cell:''' There's a ''South'' Galaxy?\ |
| 63 | '''Goku:''' [[SayingTooMuch Forget you heard that]].\ |
| 64 | '''Cell:''' ''[[LittleNo No.]]'' |
| 65 | -->-- ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged'', "Recap/DragonBallZAbridgedM11" |
| 66 | |
| 67 | [[/folder]] |
| 68 | |
| 69 | [[folder:Films -- Animated]] |
| 70 | ->''"You really think I'd stir up this much trouble and'' not ''make sure you knew it was me?"'' |
| 71 | -->-- '''The Joker''', ''WesternAnimation/BatmanUnderTheRedHood'' |
| 72 | |
| 73 | ->'''Shrek:''' ''(Hears his door suddenly creak open)'' I thought I told [[TheThingThatWouldNotLeave you]] to stay outside!\ |
| 74 | '''Donkey:''' I ''am'' outside! |
| 75 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/Shrek1'' |
| 76 | |
| 77 | [[/folder]] |
| 78 | |
| 79 | [[folder:Films -- Live-Action]] |
| 80 | ->'''Captain Healy''': Dammit, Spartan. I'm sick and tired of this "Demolition Man" shit! You're not supposed to come down here, you're not supposed to apprehend Simon Phoenix single-handedly, and you're not supposed to blow anything up!\ |
| 81 | '''John Spartan''': It wasn't me this time, he dumped the gas and had the placed rigged to blow.\ |
| 82 | '''Captain Healy''': Yeah right, like you had nothing to do with it. |
| 83 | -->--''Film/DemolitionMan'' |
| 84 | |
| 85 | ->'''Jimmy Ringo:''' I never killed any Roy Marlowe, I never even heard of him. You must be out of your mind.\ |
| 86 | '''Jerry Marlowe:''' You killed him all right, but you don't even remember it.\ |
| 87 | '''Jimmy Ringo:''' You're crazy to think if I killed someone I wouldn't remember it. |
| 88 | -->--''Film/TheGunfighter'' |
| 89 | |
| 90 | ->'''Gordon:''' Sorry to interrupt sirs, but we've got a 10-07 on our hands.\ |
| 91 | '''Creator/MattDamon:''' ''[exasperated and confusing this with a 10-82 (Clear a dead hooker from Ben Affleck's trailer)]'' Oh Jesus, again Ben?\ |
| 92 | '''Creator/BenAffleck:''' ''[cocky]'' No, bullshit, because I wasn't WITH a hooker today, ha-HA! |
| 93 | -->--'''Film/JayAndSilentBobStrikeBack''' |
| 94 | [[/folder]] |
| 95 | |
| 96 | [[folder:Literature]] |
| 97 | ->''"There were things Thor did when something went wrong. The first thing he did was ask himself if what had happened was Loki's fault... Thor pondered. He did not believe that even Loki would have dared to steal his hammer. So he did the next thing he did when something went wrong, and he went to ask Loki for advice."'' |
| 98 | -->-- ''Myth/NorseMythology'' |
| 99 | |
| 100 | ->'''Benedict:''' Murderer.\ |
| 101 | '''Corwin:''' I don't understand. I haven't murdered anybody lately. Certainly not in Avalon. |
| 102 | -->-- ''Literature/TheChroniclesOfAmber'' |
| 103 | [[/folder]] |
| 104 | |
| 105 | [[folder:Live-Action TV]] |
| 106 | ->'''Poe:''' My word. We just got here.\ |
| 107 | '''Kovacs:''' I didn't kill him.\ |
| 108 | '''Poe:''' What a refreshing change. |
| 109 | -->-- ''Series/AlteredCarbon'', "Phantom Lady" |
| 110 | |
| 111 | ->''"I know you'll find this hard to believe, but for once I mean you no harm."'' |
| 112 | -->-- '''The Master''', ''Series/DoctorWho: The Five Doctors'' |
| 113 | |
| 114 | ->''"Accusing America of creating Venezuela's crisis is about as fair as accusing O. J. Simpson of murdering Princess Diana. I'm not saying it would be completely out of character, it just happens to not be true in this particular instance!"'' |
| 115 | -->-- '''Series/LastWeekTonightWithJohnOliver''', on the Venezuelan president blaming the United States for the problems the country was facing. |
| 116 | [[/folder]] |
| 117 | |
| 118 | [[folder:Video Games]] |
| 119 | ->'''Batman:''' So that's Protocol 10. Poison Gotham. I expected more.\ |
| 120 | '''Joker:''' Protocol 10?! [''dramatic gasp''] ...[[IveHeardOfThatWhatIsIt Never heard of it]]. |
| 121 | -->-- ''VideoGame/BatmanArkhamCity'' |
| 122 | |
| 123 | ->'''Ike:''' The Black Knight tried to take the medallion from my father, and killed him. Tell me, [[spoiler:[[TheManBehindTheMan Sephiran]]]], whose plan was that?! Ashnard's... or yours?!\ |
| 124 | '''[[spoiler:Sephiran]]:''' Sir Ike, I'm afraid your father's death was an unfortunate result of [[spoiler:[[BlackKnight Zelgius]]]]'s own personal agenda. I did not order Sir Gawain killed. |
| 125 | -->-- ''VideoGame/FireEmblemRadiantDawn'' |
| 126 | |
| 127 | ->'''[[TheHero Corrin]]:''' Father...I must ask you something. D-did you give me that sword, knowing this would happen? Was it planned?\ |
| 128 | '''[[KnightInShiningArmor Xander]]:''' Corrin, I don't think now is the best time to bring that up.\ |
| 129 | '''Corrin''': No, I must know. For myself, and for the innocent Hoshidans who were killed. Father, please tell me the truth. [[LaserGuidedTykeBomb Did you plan that explosion? Did you raise me as your son/child just to send me with that sword to die in Hoshido]]?\ |
| 130 | '''Garon''': [[SincerityMode That sword is just a sword. I know nothing about this attack of which you speak]].\ |
| 131 | '''Corrin''': But, Father...\ |
| 132 | '''Garon''': I gave you my answer, boy/girl! I won't say it again. |
| 133 | -->-- ''VideoGame/FireEmblemFates: Conquest'' |
| 134 | |
| 135 | -> '''Hades:''' Morning, do-gooders!\ |
| 136 | '''Pit:''' Don't tell me you two are behind [[AlienInvasion this]]!\ |
| 137 | '''Hades:''' Sadly, no, though I do applaud any and all violence directed at you. |
| 138 | -->--''VideoGame/KidIcarusUprising'' |
| 139 | |
| 140 | ->''"Those first two murders have been bothering me... His motives are shaky, and his alibi is rock solid. We closed a lot of loopholes on the basis of his testimony, but that part's still nagging at me..."'' |
| 141 | -->-- '''Ryotaro Dojima''' on the '''Second Suspect''', ''VideoGame/Persona4'' |
| 142 | |
| 143 | ->'''[[SympatheticInspectorAntagonist Carmelita]]:''' You crooks are ''so'' predictable: you always return to the scene of the crime.\ |
| 144 | '''[[LovableRogue Sly]]:''' Crime? I haven't stolen anything... yet. |
| 145 | -->-- ''VideoGame/Sly2BandOfThieves'' |
| 146 | |
| 147 | ->'''Cuttlefish:''' You [[DiscOneFinalBoss put on a weak show]], [[LegacyBossBattle Octavio]]! [[FreakyElectronicMusic Your set list]] is gettin' old... or maybe it's just you! Seriously, that was too easy. It's like you weren't even usin' the Great Zapfish's power...\ |
| 148 | '''DJ Octavio:''' Mute it, fool! I didn't steal the Zapfish this time!\ |
| 149 | '''Cuttlefish:''' Bwuh? You didn't?! But if it wasn't you, then... who was it?! |
| 150 | -->--''VideoGame/Splatoon3'' |
| 151 | |
| 152 | ->'''Psycho''': Hey Mike. Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike. Mike!\ |
| 153 | '''Mike''': What?\ |
| 154 | '''Psycho''': What happened with Jess, Mike?\ |
| 155 | '''Mike''': You know what happened.\ |
| 156 | '''Psycho''': No... No... I don't... I got a problem, Mike... I don't remember killing Jess...\ |
| 157 | '''Mike''': Christ...\ |
| 158 | '''Psycho''': I mean, like, I feel like I would remember killing her, you know? [[TheGadfly She's so soft... and she's probably got like a really tight bod...]] |
| 159 | -->--''VideoGame/UntilDawn'' |
| 160 | |
| 161 | ->'''Zanzo:''' Fix the image! I want to see who our test subjects are.\ |
| 162 | '''PGR-0101:''' I'm locked out! It's a hack!\ |
| 163 | '''Zanzo:''' So un-hack it!\ |
| 164 | '''Chai:''' Peppermint, is that you?\ |
| 165 | '''Peppermint:''' For once, I'm not hacking anything! |
| 166 | -->-- ''VideoGame/HiFiRush'' |
| 167 | |
| 168 | [[/folder]] |
| 169 | |
| 170 | [[folder:Visual Novels]] |
| 171 | |
| 172 | ->I have no idea what's going on anymore...! Could such a heinous villain really be innocent!? |
| 173 | -->-- '''Kiyotaka Ishimaru''', after hearing a SerialKiller deny responsibility for the latest murder. |
| 174 | |
| 175 | [[/folder]] |
| 176 | |
| 177 | [[folder:Web Animation]] |
| 178 | ->'''Thor''': (from offscreen) '''LOKIIIII!'''\ |
| 179 | '''Loki''': I don't ''think'' I did anything to warrant that... today. |
| 180 | -->-- '''WebAnimation/OverlySarcasticProductions''', "Legends Summarized: The Literature/PoeticEdda" |
| 181 | |
| 182 | ->And you know you've passed through a wormhole when film censorship comes up in proximity with [[UsefulNotes/NaziGermany Nazis]] and they had nothing to do with it. It's kind of like finding ComicBook/LexLuthor [[VillainsOutShopping sipping margaritas]] while someone's shooting the Pacific Ocean with a freeze ray: it's hard to ''believe'' that he has nothing to do with it, but he's as confused as anyone here. |
| 183 | -->-- ''Website/SFDebris'', on the making of ''Film/{{Metropolis}}'' |
| 184 | [[/folder]] |
| 185 | |
| 186 | [[folder:Webcomics]] |
| 187 | ->'''Dr Wily''': Ivo! I can't believe you've been planning on betraying me so soon!\ |
| 188 | '''Dr Eggman''': What? How did you figure that out?\ |
| 189 | '''Dr Wily''': Because Metal Sonic kidnapped my family.\ |
| 190 | '''Dr Eggman''': Oh... I had nothing to do with this. |
| 191 | -->-- ''Webcomic/TwoEvilScientists'' |
| 192 | |
| 193 | ->'''Bunnigus''': Sergeant Schlock, retrieve Officer Libretti's weapon. And be '''careful''' with it.\ |
| 194 | '''Schlock''': On it.\ |
| 195 | ''<sudden explosion>''\ |
| 196 | '''Schlock''': You saw me. I didn't even leave the room. That wasn't my fault. |
| 197 | -->-- ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary'' |
| 198 | [[/folder]] |
| 199 | |
| 200 | [[folder:Western Animation]] |
| 201 | ->''"Fool! You have disrupted [[VillainsActHeroesReact that order]]! For, are you ready for this, I have committed no recent crime!"'' |
| 202 | -->-- '''Ice King''', ''WesternAnimation/AdventureTime'', "What Have You Done?" |
| 203 | |
| 204 | ->''"You gotta believe me! For once I'm actually innocent!"'' |
| 205 | -->-- '''Grunkle Stan''', ''WesternAnimation/GravityFalls'', "Not What He Seems" |
| 206 | |
| 207 | ->'''Zim:''' WHAT!? ''Something's broken and it's not your fault!?''\ |
| 208 | '''GIR:''' I know. I'm scared, too. |
| 209 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/InvaderZIM'', "Planet Jackers" |
| 210 | |
| 211 | ->''"Don't get me wrong, I love what you've done with the place. But I couldn't possibly take responsibility. I'm reformed. [[CallBack Remember?]]"'' |
| 212 | -->-- '''Discord''', though he sort of was..., ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'' |
| 213 | |
| 214 | ->'''Marge:''' Bart! NOOOO!\ |
| 215 | '''Bart:''' What?\ |
| 216 | '''Marge:''' Sorry, [[WrongNameOutburst force of habit]]. Lisa! NOOOO! |
| 217 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'' |
| 218 | |
| 219 | ->'''Blossom''': What kind of evil have you bestowed upon our sister?\ |
| 220 | '''Mojo Jojo''': [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe You've got to be kidding]]. I'm wet, I'm naked, your sister is wearing my clothes, and this is all part of some evil plot to [[SuddenlyShouting RULE THE WORLD AS A SOGGY CHIMP IN MY BIRTHDAY SUIT!?]]\ |
| 221 | '''Blossom''': Buttercup, I don't think Mojo's behind this one. That bonk to Bubbles' head must have led her to believe that she is Mojo Jojo.\ |
| 222 | '''Mojo Jojo''': [[DeadpanSnarker No really? Do you think?]] |
| 223 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/ThePowerpuffGirls1998'', "Los Dos Mojos" |
| 224 | |
| 225 | ->'''Bill:''' I just finished cleaning the whole house, and then you go and wreck the place?!\ |
| 226 | '''Cricket:''' What are you talkin' about? I didn't do nothin'!\ |
| 227 | '''Bill:''' I've heard that one before!\ |
| 228 | '''Tilly:''' Pardon me, Papa? It was actually ''me'' who was responsible. I gave Melissa a mud bath, and then I brought her inside for tap dance lessons. I now realize I should have swapped those two items on our itinerary.\ |
| 229 | '''Bill:''' Tilly, ''you'' did this?! But--but I thought you were an angel!\ |
| 230 | '''Tilly:''' I ''am!''\ |
| 231 | '''Bill:''' Cricket's always the troublemaker! I suppose I have no choice but to send you to your room, Cricket-- oops, reflex. I meant, Cricket--darn it! Come on, stop fighting it! T--Till--Till-- Cricket! Cricket! Cricket! Gaah!!! T--Tilly, I just cleaned the house and you know dirty animals aren't allowed inside! Therefore, you're being punished.\ |
| 232 | '''Tilly:''' I've never been punished before!\ |
| 233 | '''Bill:''' Now, go to your room! |
| 234 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/BigCityGreens'' |
| 235 | [[/folder]] |
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