"Fool! You have disrupted that order! For, are you ready for this, I have committed no recent crime!"
— Ice King
, Adventure Time
, "What Have You Done?", responding to Finn asking why it was wrong to lock him up this time.
Zim: "WHAT!? Something's broken and it's not your fault!?"
: "I know. I'm scared, too."
: You crooks are so
predictable: you always return to the scene of the crime.
: Crime? I haven't stolen anything...yet.
I know you'll find this hard to believe, but for once I mean you no harm.
Don't get me wrong, I love what you've done with the place. But I couldn't possibly take responsibility. I'm reformed. Remember?
Alucard: Okay. First of all, I was minding my own busi-