Quotes / Not Me This Time

"Fool! You have disrupted that order! For, are you ready for this, I have committed no recent crime!"
Ice King responding to Finn asking why it was wrong to lock him up this time, Adventure Time, "What Have You Done?"

Batman: So that's Protocol 10. Poison Gotham. I expected more.
Joker: Protocol 10?! [dramatic gasp] ...Never heard of it.

Zim: WHAT!? Something's broken and it's not your fault!?
GIR: I know. I'm scared, too.
Invader ZIM, "Planet Jackers"

Carmelita: You crooks are so predictable: you always return to the scene of the crime.
Sly: Crime? I haven't stolen anything... yet.

"I know you'll find this hard to believe, but for once I mean you no harm."
The Master, Doctor Who: The Five Doctors

"Don't get me wrong, I love what you've done with the place. But I couldn't possibly take responsibility. I'm reformed. Remember?"
Discord, though he sort of was..., My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic

Alucard: Okay. First of all, I was minding my own busi-
Integra: BULLSHIT!
Alucard: I waaaas!

Ike: The Black Knight tried to take the medallion from my father, and killed him. Tell me, Sephiran, whose plan was that?! Ashnard's... or yours?!
Sephiran: Sir Ike, I'm afraid your father's death was an unfortunate result of Zelgius's own personal agenda. I did not order Sir Gawain killed.