| 1 | ->''"As you all know, I hate Thanksgiving. The Pilgrims were murderers and turkey tastes like napkins."'' |
| 2 | -->-- '''Jake Peralta''', ''Series/BrooklynNineNine'' |
| 3 | |
| 4 | ->''It's the least wonderful time of the year!''\ |
| 5 | ''"I HATE WORKING CHRISTMAS! I HATE WORKING CHRISTMAS! STUPID, ANNOYING, PUSHY, LAST-MINUTE CUSTOMERS! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!"'' |
| 6 | -->-- '''Jen''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Sixteen}}'', "Deck the Mall" |
| 7 | |
| 8 | ->''FOR CHRIST MAS I WILL ATTEMPT TO RATIONALIZE MY DESTRUCTIVE SELF HATRED AND UNCEREMONIOUSLY FAIL TO [=SUCCEEd=] at anything whatsoever thank you'' |
| 9 | -->-- '''Blog/{{dril}}''', [[https://twitter.com/dril/status/7041506207?s=20 Dec. 25, 2009]] |
| 10 | |
| 11 | ->''"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gender," i holler as i overturn my uncle's barbeque grill and turn the 4th of July into the 4th of Shit'' |
| 12 | -->-- '''Blog/{{dril}}''' |
| 13 | |
| 14 | ->''"I think there must be something wrong with me, Linus. Christmas is coming, but I'm not happy. I don't feel the way I'm supposed to feel. I just don't understand Christmas, I guess. I like getting presents, and sending Christmas cards, and decorating trees, and all that, but I'm still not happy. I always end up feeling depressed."'' |
| 15 | -->-- '''Charlie Brown''', ''WesternAnimation/ACharlieBrownChristmas'' |
| 16 | |
| 17 | ->''"I understand why we have holidays. We have holidays so people can get together and have fun. So, why am I alone?"'' |
| 18 | -->-- '''Charlie Brown''', ''WesternAnimation/ItsTheEasterBeagleCharlieBrown'' |
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