1 | ->''For a job like getting rid of the drug dealer next door, I'll take a hardware store over a gun any day. Guns make you stupid. Better to fight your wars with duct tape. Duct tape makes you smart.'' |
2 | -->-- '''Michael Westen''', ''Series/BurnNotice'' |
3 | |
4 | ->''I don't believe in a lot of things, but I ''do'' believe in duct tape.'' |
5 | -->-- '''Miles Straume''', ''Series/{{Lost}}'' |
6 | |
7 | ->''First law of the universe: You can never have too much duct tape.'' |
8 | -->-- '''Guardian of Space/Time''', ''{{Creator/Marvel}} [[UltimateShowdownOfUltimateDestiny vs]]. [[Creator/DCComics DC]]'' #1 |
9 | |
10 | ->''Power corrupts, but the power of duct tape corrupts absolutely.'' |
11 | -->-- '''Florence Ambrose''', ''Webcomic/{{Freefall}}'' ([[http://freefall.purrsia.com/ff600/fv00575.htm 575]]) |
12 | |
13 | ->''Don't need to save the world. Just need to apply enough duct tape to hold it together until Monday.'' |
14 | -->-- '''Bill Raibert''', ''Webcomic/{{Freefall}}'' ([[http://freefall.purrsia.com/ff2400/fc02368.htm 2368]]) |
15 | |
16 | ->''Duct Tape is like violence: Doesn't work? Use more.'' |
17 | -->-- '''Unknown''' |
18 | |
19 | ->''Of course duct tape works in a near vacuum. Duct tape works anywhere. Duct tape is magic and should be worshipped.'' |
20 | -->-- '''Mark Watney''', ''Literature/TheMartian'' |
21 | |
22 | ->''If you're whining over ANY problem that can be solved with less than a square inch of duct tape, you're spoiled. That's the rule.'' |
23 | -->-- '''Bryan Lambert''', ''You Are Dumb'' |
24 | |
25 | ->''Dang you're dim, stupid man. You totally fell for it and gave me the tape. I... Furudo Erika... have DUCT TAPE!!'' |
26 | -->-- '''Erika Furudo''', ''VisualNovel/UminekoWhenTheyCry'', "Episode 6: Dawn of the Golden Witch" |
27 | |
28 | ->''"Man, I love duct tape. I love how it tapes. I love the sound it makes. I love saying it. Duct tape. Duct tape. Duct tape. [-Duct tape. Duct tape. Duct tape...-]"'' |
29 | -->-- '''ComicBook/{{Deadpool}}''', ''ComicBook/CableAndDeadpool'' #20 |
30 | |
31 | ->''Duct tape is a must-have tool for every inventor. It's good to focus on the fundamentals and work your way upwards in the inventing industry.'' |
32 | -->-- ''VideoGame/TheSims 3'' (description of the "Duct Tape Rigger" rank on the [[GadgeteerGenius Inventing]] career path) |
33 | |
34 | ->''Every problem in the world can be fixed with one of two items. If it moves and it shouldn't, duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, WD-40.'' |
35 | -->-- '''Unknown''' |
36 | |
37 | ->''...and for that, I would recommend [[CatchPhrase the handyman's secret weapon, duct tape]].'' |
38 | -->-- '''Red Green''', ''Series/TheRedGreenShow'' |
39 | |
40 | ->''Really? Stoop that low? Duct tape?! Are you '''serious'''?!'' |
41 | -->-- '''Wrestling/{{Batista}}''', after losing a Last Man Standing match to Wrestling/JohnCena when Cena taped Batista's legs together around one of the ring posts |
42 | |
43 | ->''Duct tape is like the Force: it has [[LightIsGood a light side]] and [[TheDarkSide a dark side]] and it binds the galaxy together.'' |
44 | -->-- '''Carl Zwanzig''' |
45 | |
46 | ->''Take these three items, some WD-40, a vise grip, and a roll of duct tape. Any man worth his salt can fix almost any problem with this stuff alone.'' |
47 | -->-- '''Walt Kowalski''', ''Film/GranTorino'' |
48 | |
49 | ->''The usefulness of duct tape is limited only by a character’s imagination. Duct tape can support up to 200 pounds indefinitely, or up to 300 pounds for 1d6 rounds. Characters bound with duct tape must make a Strength or Escape Artist check (DC 20) to free themselves.'' |
50 | -->-- '''TabletopGame/D20Modern''' rules on duct tape |
51 | |
52 | ->''Yes, even in the far future duct tape is the best way to patch anything! Even starship hulls!'' |
53 | -->-- '''[[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]]''' on ''Series/BlakesSeven #2'' |
54 | |
55 | ->''Please refrain from peeling off the special space-age polymer holding the starship together. It may look and feel like duct tape, but it's not. It's called... [[SpaceX space... tape]]. Very advanced stuff. Thank you.'' |
56 | -->--'''Dr. Eggman''', ''VideoGame/SonicColors'' |
57 | |
58 | ->''We’ve found that duct tape is not a perfect solution for anything. But with a little creativity, in a pinch, it’s [[JackOfAllTrades an adequate solution for just about everything]].'' |
59 | -->-- '''Jamie Hyneman''', ''Series/{{Mythbusters}}'' |
60 | |
61 | ->'''Frank:''' Just hang onto this tape.\ |
62 | '''Sarah:''' Oh no-no; you said we were just gonna to talk to her.\ |
63 | '''Frank:''' We are. This will help.\ |
64 | '''Sarah:''' The woman just lost her daughter. You can't just go around duct-taping everyone! |
65 | -->-- ''Film/Red2010'' |
66 | |
67 | ->'''Panther King''': As you can see...''(camera shows his end table with a missing leg)'' the table...\ |
68 | '''Professor''': Ah, yes...ze table! I vill see vhat I can do!\ |
69 | '''Panther King''': [[NoodleIncident I don't want to have to get out the duct tape...again...]]\ |
70 | '''Professor''': Yes--I mean, no--eh, I don't want you to get out the duct tape again! |
71 | -->''VideoGame/ConkersBadFurDay'' |
72 | |
73 | -> ''Duct tape can fix everything. Even torn duct tape!'' |
74 | -->-- '''Unknown''' |
75 | |
76 | ->'''Dr. Bananas''': I don't understand. I thought I invented someone no one else could copy! What did you use for the on-board auto-traffic detect feature?\ |
77 | '''Orange''': Duct tape.\ |
78 | '''Dr. Bananas''': And what on Earth did you use for the computerized inter-vehicle communication system?\ |
79 | '''Orange''': Duct tape.\ |
80 | '''Dr. Bananas''': And what about--\ |
81 | '''Orange''': Whatever you're about to say, I assure you the answer is duct tape. |
82 | -->-- ''WebVideo/TheAnnoyingOrange'', "Eat-3 Conference" |
83 | |
84 | ->'''LetsPlay/ProtonJon''': Why do I let you talk? ''Why do I let you talk?''\ |
85 | '''LetsPlay/{{Chuggaaconroy}}:''' No! Don't come near me with the duct tape! |
86 | |
87 | -> '''Niomi:''' Great! You just gave an engineer a problem that can't be solved with duct tape. Now we're going to be here all day.\ |
88 | '''Triac:''' There are problems that can't be solved with duct tape? |
89 | -->-- ''Webcomic/{{Freefall}}'' ([[http://freefall.purrsia.com/ff700/fv00699.htm 669]]) |
90 | |
91 | ->''Polyethylene-coated pressure-sensitive tape\ |
92 | It's tried, it's true, nothing it can't do\ |
93 | Fixed the fender on the rover that was left on the moon\ |
94 | It's good enough for you'' |
95 | -->--'''Music/BarenakedLadies''', "Duct Tape Heart" |
96 | |
97 | -> ''A desperate father, in search of a cure... Thousands of rabid zombies... 72 hours to kill... One big-ass roll of duct tape... To save his daughter, he will go through hell to find those responsible... He will go through a lot of tape...'' |
98 | -->--''VideoGame/DeadRising2'' trailer |
99 | |
100 | -> '''Resistance Fighter:''' I'm a bit of an amateur engineer myself. Tell me, what did you use to patch up the anti-concussion field generator? |
101 | -> '''Resistance Worker:''' Um... I think it was some duct tape. |
102 | -> '''Resistance Fighter:''' Is that safe? |
103 | -> '''Resistance Worker:''' Well, it didn't blow up! Of course, we haven't actually turned it on yet... |
104 | -> '''Resistance Fighter:''' So how did you fix the power converter, then? |
105 | -> '''Resistance Worker:''' More duct tape. |
106 | -> '''Resistance Fighter:''' More duct tape? |
107 | -> '''Resistance Worker:''' More duct tape. It's very versatile. |
108 | -> '''Resistance Fighter:''' And the crack in the auxiliary cooling system? |
109 | -> '''Resistance Worker:''' Ooh, uh...! That was, um... That was... Yeah, that was duct tape too. |
110 | -> '''Resistance Fighter:''' Is there anything you didn't just slap a tiny strip of duct tape on? |
111 | -> '''Resistance Worker:''' Sure - the life-support system! |
112 | -> '''Resistance Fighter:''' Okay, alright, I should hope so. |
113 | -> '''Resistance Worker:''' Yeah, we had to use a ton of it on that. |
114 | -> '''Resistance Fighter:''' Ugh... I have to ask, before you joined the Resistance, you were a...? |
115 | -> '''Resistance Worker:''' Arts and crafts teacher. |
116 | -> '''Resistance Fighter:''' I am so glad I'm not flying this thing... |
117 | -->-- ''VideoGame/LEGOStarWars'': ''Film/TheForceAwakens'' |
118 | |
119 | -> '''Reno:''' I can fix stuff with duct tape, if you want. |
120 | -> '''Stamets:''' What, a giant entity from our universe and a mycelial species from the network? Well, they have as much in common as me and that grease monkey. |
121 | -> '''Reno:''' I could fix that analogy with duct tape, too. |
122 | -->--''Series/StarTrekDiscovery'' |
123 | |
124 | -> ''Yeah, if you wanna start a trick shot channel... you need plenty of duct tape.'' |
125 | -->--'''Tyler Toney''', Creator/DudePerfect |
126 | |
127 | -> ''[[BlackoutBasement Power seems to be offline]]. Good thing I've got duct tape!'' |
128 | -->--'''Pablo''', ''VideoGame/{{TAGAP}}'' |
129 | |
130 | -> ''They say there isn't a thing that can't be repaired by using a lot of duct tape. If it can't be repaired, you're probably not using enough duct tape.'' |
131 | -->--''[[VideoGame/DontEscape Don't Escape: 4 Days to Survive]]'' |
132 | |
133 | -> ''Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.'' |
134 | -->--'''Unknown''' |
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