1 | ->'''Lynx''': "You cannot defeat me, Serge... This is because denying me is the same as erasing your very existence." |
2 | ->'''Serge''': ''({{beat}})'' "But I ''just did'' defeat you. What are you even talking about? You don't even know, do you?" |
3 | ->'''Lynx''': "Foolish young child. You actually believe there is a [[GameplayAndStorySegregation connection between gameplay and cutscenes]]. Let me shatter your delusions of grandeur." |
4 | -->-- From '''LetsPlay/TheDarkId's''' LetsPlay of ''VideoGame/ChronoCross'', after the final battle of the first act |
5 | |
6 | -> '''Dan''': "Heads, I win. Tails, you lose?" |
7 | -> '''[[Creator/RoosterTeeth Gav]][[Creator/AchievementHunter in]]''': "Yeah." |
8 | -> ''(beat)'' |
9 | -> '''Dan''': "You lose." |
10 | -->-- ''WebVideo/TheSlowMoGuys'' on deciding who is shot with a paintball gun |
11 | |
12 | ->''"Failure isn't allowed until it's mandatory."'' |
13 | -->-- '''Creator/ShamusYoung''', ''LetsPlay/SpoilerWarning'' |
14 | |
15 | ->''"Why am I even trying anymore?"'' |
16 | -->--'''[[VideoGame/MetalGearSolid2SonsOfLiberty Raiden]]''', ''[[Webcomic/{{Hiimdaisy}} Let's Destroy Metal Gear Again]]''[[note]]For context, this is after [[spoiler:going through one hell of a swimming level to rescue Emma Emmerich only for her to be fatally stabbed by Vamp]][[/note]] |
17 | |
18 | ->''[[XanatosGambit "Only now, have I truly won."]]'' |
19 | -->--'''Master Xehanort's''' ''defeat'' quote, ''VideoGame/KingdomHeartsBirthBySleep''. |
20 | |
21 | ->'''Billy the Kid:''' What I win, I keep. What you win, I keep. |
22 | ->(''{{beat}}'') |
23 | ->'''Bill and Ted:''' Sounds good, Mr. the Kid! |
24 | -->-- ''Film/BillAndTedsExcellentAdventure'' |
25 | |
26 | |
27 | ->One of these guns [[MasterOfIllusion is an illusion]]; the other is quite real. I will fire the one you select into your skull. Choose now, and choose carefully. |
28 | ->(five seconds later) |
29 | ->Good guess... too bad I didn't inform you that the illusory pistol was concealing a very real knife. |
30 | -->--The '''[[SerialKiller Ace Of Spades]],''' ''TabletopGame/VampireTheMasquerade - Clanbook: Ravnos'' |
31 | |
32 | ->'''Mark:''' I let you win, because I pity you. |
33 | ->'''Jordan:''' Oh, did you? |
34 | ->'''Mark:''' I pity your miniscule fortune that you made, and in fact, you are truly the lesser gentlemen between us. |
35 | ->'''Jordan:''' Oh, is that right? |
36 | ->'''Mark:''' No. You are the better man, and that makes me the better gentleman, because I am willing to admit when I am defeated. |
37 | ->'''Jordan:''' What? Bu- I- Ah-- |
38 | ->'''Mark:''' That is how it works! |
39 | ->'''Jordan:''' If I am the one who-- |
40 | ->'''Mark:''' You are the better man, so that means I'm the better gentleman. |
41 | ->'''Jordan:''' So does that mean whoever loses, so long as they congratulate the winner, makes them the better gentleman? |
42 | ->'''Mark:''' No, it's if I lose, I win, and if I win, I win. |
43 | ->'''Jordan:''' Okay, [[InsaneTrollLogic that's good logic.]] [[LampshadeHanging The best of logic.]] |
44 | -->--'''WebVideo/{{Markiplier}}''' and '''LetsPlay/CaptainSparklez''', ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjKguUGxioQ A Gentleman's Dispute]]'' |
45 | |
46 | ->''Heads I win, tails you lose, outta my way, I'm coming through'' |
47 | ->''Roll the dice, don't think twice, as we crush, crush 'em'' |
48 | ->''Now we lay you down to rest, you'll never be more than second best'' |
49 | ->''Step inside, you're in for a ride as we crush, crush 'em'' |
50 | -->-- ''Music/{{Megadeth}}, "Crush 'Em" |
51 | |
52 | ->"If you die, [[Website/YouTube I'm gonna demonetize your video.]] If you don't die, and you make it to the end, [[TakeThat I'm gonna demonetize that one too.]]" |
53 | -->-- '''[=BigJigglyPanda=]''', LetsPlay/VanossGamingAndCompany |
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