1 | ->Hey, everybody. Watch out for those flying noodles. 'Cause if you don't do well here, all you get to eat are noodles. Here we go. |
2 | -->-- '''Food Court Announcer''', ''VideoGame/ParappaTheRapper 2'' |
3 | |
4 | ->It was intended to be the zenith of computer game technology. Tiny computer chips in the electrodes transmitted signals directly to the brain: no screens, no joysticks - you were really there, wherever you wanted to be. Inside your head, your fantasies were fulfilled. The Game had been marketed as "Better Than Life." It was only a month after it was released that people realized it was addictive. "Better Than Life" was withdrawn from the market, but illicit electronic labs began to make copies.\ |
5 | It was the ultimate hallucinogen, with only one major drawback.\ |
6 | It killed you. |
7 | -->-- ''Literature/RedDwarf: Infinity Welcomes Careful Drivers'' |
8 | |
9 | ->[[YouFool You fools!]] ''Destroyer of Worlds'' will kill us all! |
10 | -->-- '''Skips''', ''WesternAnimation/RegularShow'' |
11 | |
12 | ->'''[[BigBad Kayaba]]:''' There is no longer any way to log out of ''Sword Art Online''. If someone on the outside attempts to log you out by removing your [=NerveGear=], well... has anyone seen ''Film/{{Scanners}}?''\ |
13 | '''Players:''' (''[[PopCulturalOsmosisFailure silence]]'')\ |
14 | '''Kayaba:''' Uh, ''Scanners.'' It's, it's a movie that - seriously?! [-Okay, give me a sec, I'll just...-] (''opens a screen'') Alright, here we, here we go. Watch this.\ |
15 | (''cue the YourHeadASplode clip'')\ |
16 | '''Kayaba:''' Okay. That was from ''Scanners.'' Basically, that.\ |
17 | '''Players:''' (''gasps'')\ |
18 | '''Kayaba:''' Okay, finally! Seeing some gears turning. We're making progress. [...] Oh, oh, oh! One more thing, one more thing! I should ''probably'' mention that if your Health Points reach zero, your real bodies perish as well.\ |
19 | '''Random Player:''' [[BigWhat What?!]]\ |
20 | '''Kayaba:''' Uh, okay - ''if you die in the game, you die for real.''\ |
21 | '''Random Player:''' [[WesternAnimation/ReBoot What?!]]\ |
22 | '''Kayaba:''' ''Really?'' Okay. (''ahem'') Sometimes, things are born. They live, and then they ''stop''. Forever.\ |
23 | '''Random Player:''' [[RuleOfThree ...What?!]]\ |
24 | '''Kayaba:''' (''sighs and replays the ''Scanners'' clip'')\ |
25 | '''Other Random Player:''' Oh my god! If we die in the game, we die for real!\ |
26 | '''Kayaba:''' Yeah, I'm just gonna keep that tabbed. And with that, I bid you all adieu. Oh oh oh, last thing, I swear! [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking I disabled the profanity filter.]] Have fun with that! (''vanishes'')\ |
27 | (''beat'')\ |
28 | '''Another Random Player:''' WE'RE [[PrecisionFStrike FUCKED!!]] |
29 | -->-- ''WebVideo/SwordArtOnlineAbridged'' |
30 | |
31 | ->If you leave your game, stay safe, stay alert, and whatever you do, don't die. Because if you die outside your own game, you don't regenerate. Ever! ''Game over.'' |
32 | -->-- '''Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog''', ''WesternAnimation/WreckItRalph'' |
33 | |
34 | ->This is not just some game or simulator. It's a trap! A chain to bind my tributes to the Dark Spirit! |
35 | -->'''Scott Irvine''', ''VideoGame/YuGiOhTheFalseboundKingdom'' |
36 | |
37 | ->''"Manufactured by [=SayTell=] Toys in 1996, [=DachaBo=] is [--[CONSUMERS SHOULD CEASE USING THIS TOY AND CONTACT SAYTELL TOYS FOR A FULL REFUND OR DISPOSE OF THIS PRODUCT IMMEDIATELY].--] Meet Bo! Your new best friend forever and ever! [[{{Yandere}} Never was there a pet who could love you more!]]"'' |
38 | -->-- ''[=DachaBo=]! Digi-Pet Sim!'' |
39 | |
40 | ->''(Creator/RekiKawahara) introduces the threat of real death as a consequence for virtual failure]], which adds a layer of inherent meaning to each character's in-game actions, as long as you don't realise that [[LikeYouWouldReallyDoIt he'll never actually kill off anyone of real importance]].'' |
41 | -->-- '''WebVideo/MothersBasement''', "[[https://youtu.be/b38sVVw6TK4?si=XgcFfGMILPRfsSLK SAO, But the Writing Isn't Garbage: SAO Alternative: GGO]]" |
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