1 | ->Rrrrriiinnnggg.\ |
2 | Fuck it, this had better be important, as in 'your father needs a kidney and you're the only match in the family,' important. If not someone was going to need one after I finished kicking it.\ |
3 | "Who the hell is it, and what the hell do you want?" I growled into the phone. I'm, as you may have guessed, not at my best in the morning.\ |
4 | "Your father is in the hospital, he needs a kidney, and you're the only match in the family," said my soon to be in need of a kidney herself friend, Lander. |
5 | -->-- ''I Am NOT Your Mate, You Ass!'' |
6 | |
7 | ->'''Lois:''' Listen up, everybody. It's time for spring cleaning.\ |
8 | '''Peter, Chris, Meg and Brian:''' Spring cleaning? Aw, not again! ''(surprised)'' That was weird. Boy, that was weird too.\ |
9 | '''Meg:''' Mom, I can't clean. I have stuff to do.\ |
10 | '''Lois:''' Sweetheart, we all know that you don't have any stuff to do. Now I don't wanna hear any more excuses from anyone.\ |
11 | '''Peter, Chris, Meg and Brian:''' Aw crap. We did it again! ''(long pause)'' Ruth Bader Ginsberg! |
12 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'', "Fore Father" |
13 | |
14 | ->''"You like that, it's a callback to something I didn't even hear! In. Your. Face. Logic."'' |
15 | -->-- '''Dr. Hienz Doofenshmirtz''', {{lampshad|eHanging}}ing the trope after four and a half seasons of abusing it, ''WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb'' |
16 | |
17 | ->'''Gavin:''' So I like that it's two dudes in towels...\ |
18 | '''Michael:''' Yep.\ |
19 | '''Gavin:''' ...two fat weird dudes...\ |
20 | '''Michael:''' Yep.\ |
21 | '''Gavin:''' ...and two, I'm guessing, abominations.\ |
22 | '''Michael:''' Yep! You're not completely wrong! |
23 | -->-- Creator/AchievementHunter's '''Creator/GavinFree''' and '''Creator/MichaelJones''' discussing their custom characters in Let's Play [=WWE2K14=] after the fifth intro with Michael's to come. |
24 | |
25 | ->'''Victor:''' If [Doctor Doctor] turns that thing on, we're done for!\ |
26 | '''Doctor Doctor:''' ''[to her henchmen]'' Turn that thing on!\ |
27 | '''Victor:''' ''[defeated]'' We're done for. |
28 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheSecretShow'' |
29 | |
30 | ->'''John:''' Are you thinking what I'm thinking?\ |
31 | '''Dave:''' That if Franz Kafka was here, his head would explode?\ |
32 | '''John:''' Actually, yeah. |
33 | -->-- ''Literature/JohnDiesAtTheEnd'' |
34 | |
35 | ->'''Shinji:''' But why does it have four eyes? It's weird now that I think about it. Unit-00 has one eye, Unit-01 has two eyes, and Unit-02 has four. Are they doubling the eye amount with every Unit? Is Unit-03 going to have eight eyes?\ |
36 | ''[Ten chapters later]''\ |
37 | '''Aoba:''' So if it's Unit-05 does that mean it has thirty-two eyes?[...]Like, you know how Unit-00 has one eye, Unit-01 has two eyes, and Unit-02 has four eyes? I was thinking that the number of eyes doubled with every Unit, you know? |
38 | -->-- ''Fanfic/RiseOfTheMinisukas'' |
39 | |
40 | ->'''Patrick:''' ''[breaks into museum, alarms go off]'' Oh, boy! I must've [[BigWinSirens won a prize!]] [...]\ |
41 | '''Cecil:''' ''[hears alarms]'' Huh? Someone must have won a prize... |
42 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/ThePatrickStarShow'', "[[Recap/ThePatrickStarShowS2E2SuperStarsNowMuseumNowYouDont Now Museum, Now You Don't]]" |
43 | |
44 | ->'''L:''' Why don't we order some Wendy's? You and I could split a 4 for $4. How's that sound, Light?\ |
45 | '''Light:''' Hmm? Okay.\ |
46 | '''Light's InnerMonologue:''' Wendy's 4 for $4?! You think I'm that dense, L?! Of ''course'' I knew the Wendy's 4 for $4 -- sandwich, nuggets, fries, and choice of soft drink -- would barely be enough for the both of us. Tch! But of course, you ''knew'' I'd think that... didn't you, Ryuzaki?\ |
47 | '''Light:''' Well, wait. Wouldn't the $5 Biggie Bag be more appropriate? Seeing as it'd be split between the two of us?\ |
48 | '''L:''' Oh? Very perceptive, Light. I suppose you're right.\ |
49 | '''L's Inner Monologue:''' So I was right... Even though I was the one paying, you still recommend a more expensive meal. Just as I'd suspect a mass murderer such as yourself to do, Kira. However...\ |
50 | '''Light's Inner Monologue:''' ...With the 4 for $4 price as close to $5 as it is, it's only the most logical conclusion to add those extra few cents. You can't pin anything on me. Face it, L. This pitiful Hail Mary is pointless.\ |
51 | '''Misa:''' Can we get Taco Bell instead?\ |
52 | '''L and Light:''' Taco Bell?\ |
53 | '''L:''' How interesting...\ |
54 | '''Light's Inner Monologue:''' MISA, YOU ''IDIOT''! WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE ''DOING''?! IS THIS SOME POOR ATTEMPT TO GET US ALONE?! ''NOW''?! L CAN SEE RIGHT ''THROUGH'' THAT!\ |
55 | '''L's Inner Monologue:''' Taco Bell? Why on Earth would she suggest Taco Bell? Is this all part of your game, Kira?\ |
56 | '''Misa's Inner Monologue:''' ''[[[TheDitz sound of dial-up modem connecting]]]''\ |
57 | '''Light's Inner Monologue:''' There ''has'' to be something I'm not seeing here. Wait! Taco Bell was founded in 1962. That was the same year that Creator/MarilynMonroe died.\ |
58 | '''L's Inner Monologue:''' Marilyn Monroe had 13 letters in her name, and her name made up 2 words, making 15. Her third film came out in March. March 15th. "[[Theatre/JuliusCaesar Beware the ides of March.]]"\ |
59 | '''Light's Inner Monologue:''' The Romans praised their own god of death, Mors. But why him? Why? ''[EurekaMoment]'' Mors! The god of death and casualty! "Casualty" in Spanish is... "baja"! ''The Baja Blast''! I get it! She's trying to say she'll kill him, right here and now!\ |
60 | '''L's Inner Monologue:''' So that's your game...\ |
61 | '''Light's Inner Monologue:''' Yes! DO IT, MISA! Tell L you want a Baja Blast, and secure my position as [[AGodAmI GOD OF THE NEW WORLD]]! DO IT! NOW!\ |
62 | '''L's Inner Monologue:''' You're gonna make a move right here, right now? Do your worst, Kira. I have cameras all around this room. Every movement you make will be caught and seen by millions. Make your move, Misa Amane.\ |
63 | '''L and Light's Inner Monologues:''' DO IT! NOW!\ |
64 | '''Misa:''' Wait... [[TheDitz Can you even get a Big Mac at Taco Bell]]? |
65 | -->-- '''WebVideo/SolidJJ''', "''Manga/DeathNote'' but they order Fast Food" |
66 | |
67 | ->''[Angel Dust is wearing Vaggie's skirt and Charlie's jacket]''\ |
68 | '''Vaggie:''' ???? You- IS THAT CHARLIE'S!?!?\ |
69 | '''Angel Dust:''' Goes good with the skirt, huh? If you two had a kid, they'd fucking SLAY.\ |
70 | '''Vaggie:''' WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU WEARING HER JACKET\ |
71 | '''Angel Dust:''' […] I'm kinda low on options here, okay?\ |
72 | '''Vaggie:''' WHAT ABOUT THE OPTION OF DON'T [=StEAL=] OUR STUFF?? THAT'S LIKE, THE EASIEST FUCKING OPTION YOU COULD HAVE!\ |
73 | '''Angel Dust:''' Orrrrr, you two could adopt me as you [sic] gay lovechild and give me some fuckin' hand me downs. Or money.\ |
74 | '''Vaggie:''' OUR WHAT!?\ |
75 | '''Angel Dust:''' Fuck it, give me money an’ I’ll buy my own clothes, mom.\ |
76 | '''Vaggie:''' I. Am. NOT-\ |
77 | '''Charlie:''' -hey guys! Has anyone seen my….\ |
78 | '''Charlie:''' …uh, Vaggie? Why is Angel Dust dressed like our gay lovechild?\ |
79 | '''Angel Dust:''' HA! |
80 | -->-- Untitled ''WesternAnimation/HazbinHotel'' [[https://www.tumblr.com/a-dauntless-daffodil/744903169903132672/vaggie-okay-ha-ha-very-funny-who-stole-me-and fanfic]] by a-dauntless-daffodil |
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