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| 5 | [[caption-width-right:271:[[http://arstechnica.com/gaming/2011/06/hacker-group-lulzsec-demands-hats-threatens-release-of-brink-user-data/ Really, they're not.]]]] |
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| 7 | ->''"I am not making this up. I couldn't on my BEST day make this up. It would be my '''greatest dream of dreams''' to be able to come up with something this '''INCREDIBLE!'''"''[[note]]About being told to add a beach ball to a gruesome neck-snap scene.[[/note]] |
| 8 | -->-- '''Scott''', ''WebAnimation/ExtraCredits'' |
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| 12 | Someone working on a show thinks the audience might not believe that the TruthInTelevision shown or described is actually real. It's not that [[ViewersAreMorons the writer thinks the audience is stupid]]. It's that the thing being shown [[RefugeInAudacity actually is ridiculous or silly enough]] that there is ''good reason'' to think it's not real. So the writer includes a disclaimer directly to the audience. Sometimes this is BreakingTheFourthWall, but often it's a non-fiction show. Either way, this is making sure the audience knows this is not a joke: whatever is shown actually is that way, even if it sounds unbelievable or exaggerated. |
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| 14 | This is often to avoid AluminumChristmasTrees. If the fact is particularly unpleasant for one reason or another, variations on "I wish I ''was'' making this up" are likely. |
| 15 | |
| 16 | PoesLaw can also invoke this trope if only to distinguish the made-up parody from the real deal. Then again, [[UnreliableNarrator maybe not...]] |
| 17 | |
| 18 | For this reason, if done badly, especially on purpose, this trope becomes indistinguishable from SuspiciouslySpecificDenial. |
| 19 | |
| 20 | Compare WhoWritesThisCrap, TakeThat, RealityIsUnrealistic, NotHyperbole, ARareSentence. |
| 21 | |
| 22 | See also LampshadedTheObscureReference. CassandraTruth is an example when the characters discuss this In-Universe to each other. SpoofedWithTheirOwnWords is when a parody quotes dialogue word-for-word to make fun of how absurd the original material already sounds. |
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| 24 | Contrast FalselyAdvertisedAccuracy. |
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| 26 | '''''This trope applies to Administrivia/InUniverseExamplesOnly'''. Do not PotHole to this page in an attempt to deny an event has been fabricated, or to express '''your''' disbelief concerning something stated in a given work. Instead, link to the proof that the event happened (like the picture caption), quote the unlikely passage from the work in question. If neither are possible, pot-hole to SincerityMode instead.'' |
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| 28 | !!Administrivia/InUniverseExamplesOnly: |
| 29 | [[index]] |
| 30 | * NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer/WebOriginal |
| 31 | [[/index]] |
| 32 | |
| 33 | [[foldercontrol]] |
| 34 | [[folder:Advertising]] |
| 35 | * Adverts for UK consumer magazine ''Which?'', for instance: |
| 36 | -->Only ''Which?'' use genuinely filthy dogs to test washing machines for pet odor removal. ({{Beat}}.) That's actually what we do. |
| 37 | * A commercial for Honda cars had a police officer recounting a story of a car theft, where the thief pulled up in an old Honda, and stole a new one. The officer's last line is "You can't make this stuff up." |
| 38 | * The anti-smoking campaign Truth once had a series of ads that posed as a fake WorkCom called ''[[https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLB6QeE5bMAoAd1lWKQoubZJL3Ef8Vto4E Fair Enough,]]'' which depicted members of a tobacco company coming up with ridiculous and outlandish ideas to advertise cigarettes. The dialogue in each of the ads were taken directly from actual tobacco company documents. |
| 39 | * The [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2006_Liberal_Party_of_Canada_election_ads Liberal Party of Canada's 2006 ad campaign]] against Conservative Party leader Stephen Harper, with very questionable and likely unprovable claims, had several (including the infamous "Soldiers with guns. In our cities." ad) that ended with "We're not kidding. He actually said that" or "We did not make this up," and one that even claims "We're not allowed to make stuff up." Naturally, this caused MemeticMutation and was widely parodied by outlets such as the ''Globe & Mail'', ''National Post'', ''Series/ThisHourHas22Minutes'', ''Series/RoyalCanadianAirFarce'' and even ''Series/TheDailyShow''. |
| 40 | * Played for laughs in a 90s UK ad for Kellogg's Crunchy Nut Cornflakes, where trainees for the [[LegionOfLostSouls French Foreign Legion]] are subjected to the "Resistance Test" in which officers torment them by eating said cereal in front of them. The full-length version began with an OpeningScroll claiming that "[[BlatantLies What you are about to see actually happened]]", however, they were later forced to remove it after it was pointed out that ''[[CaptainObvious no, it actually didn't]]''. |
| 41 | [[/folder]] |
| 42 | |
| 43 | [[folder:Anime and Manga]] |
| 44 | * In ''Manga/RurouniKenshin'', when local badass Saitou Hajime casually mentions that he's married, the manga has a little note in the panel: "This is historical fact." |
| 45 | ** Made much funnier by the fact that none of the characters can believe anyone would marry Saitou. Kenshin remarks that his wife must have the patience of Buddha. |
| 46 | * ''Webcomic/HetaliaAxisPowers'' gives us "The Legend of Red Mount Fuji", where America attempts to paint Mt. Fuji red. As the narrator points out: |
| 47 | -->'''Narrator:''' Yeah, they really tried to do this people, [[https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/dyeing-mt-fuji-wwii Google it!!]] |
| 48 | * Some versions of ''Literature/{{Gate}}'''s manga have a note saying "Yes, really" about how the Princess' name is Piña Co Lada. |
| 49 | * During some fights in ''{{Manga/Holyland}}'', the manga takes a little sidebar to explain the actual physics of some of the real-life techniques being used and why they are or are not effective in that situation. |
| 50 | * At least once an episode during the closing credits for ''Manga/MissKuroitsuFromTheMonsterDevelopmentDepartment''. The Anime contains ''numerous'' shout outs to various {{Toku}} properties, mostly smaller local and regional productions that are part of local tourism drives and the end credits reserve a portion for pointing out the real properties and info for the audience can find out more themselves. |
| 51 | [[/folder]] |
| 52 | |
| 53 | [[folder:Comic Books]] |
| 54 | * While ''ComicBook/TheCartoonHistoryOfTheUniverse'' usually makes up quotes for RuleOfFunny, occasionally a quote will come with a disclaimer of "Someone actually said this!" |
| 55 | * Creator/GarthEnnis' ''[[ComicBook/ThePunisherMAX Punisher MAX]]'' had a CorruptCorporateExecutive explain his company's large-scale Ponzi Scheme with a disclaimer of "and this is legal, I shit you not". |
| 56 | * ''ComicBook/MonicasGang'': In a Chuck Billy story, Chuck explains his assignment about bees to his classmates and teacher, [[FramingDevice which is humorously visualised with anthropomorphic bees]]. In one scene, a worker bee complains about how they are drinking just one drop of honey before getting out of the hive to look for nectar, but her superior says that that quantity was enough for a single bee to fly for long distances. A note in the page specifies how that part wasn't actually invention from the writer and bees really can do that in real life. |
| 57 | * Used for the in-universe audience in ''{{ComicBook/Transmetropolitan}}'', Spider writes about the campaign speech of Hitler {{Expy}} Bob Heller for ''The Word''. It's so full of violence and profanity that he felt compelled to append to the end of the report, "I swear I didn't make a word of that up." |
| 58 | * ''ComicBook/{{Persepolis}}'' has this in one scene — where the headmistress yells at the girls' parents for not wearing their veils properly because hair is arousing. Marjanne's dad says "If hair is as arousing as you think, then you should shave your mustache!". Marjanne put in a disclaimer that said: "Yes, he really did say that." |
| 59 | * One ''ComicBook/TeenTitans'' story had Beast Boy's cousin Matt Logan run an official Titans West recruitment drive (a.k.a. a house party). One-time Titan Duela Dent busts out of her mental hospital and crashes the scene with some villains and henchmen, pissed that she didn't receive an invitation. Matt says he tried calling her but claims she was in the middle of electroshock therapy. Matt asserts he's not kidding. |
| 60 | * This is the following solicitation for a ''ComicBook/HarleyQuinn'' storyline (Vol. 2, #17-19) where she and her newly-formed Gang of Harleys battle Captain Strong, an obscure [[MediaNotes/TheBronzeAgeOfComicBooks Bronze Age]] [[Franchise/TheDCU DCU]] character who is a CaptainErsatz of ComicStrip/{{Popeye}} ([[https://www.cbr.com/i-love-ya-but-youre-strange-that-time-superman-fought-popeye/ more details about him here]]): |
| 61 | -->''The Gang of Harleys rocks on with a super fun appearance by Captain Strong! Yes, that is a real character, we promise!'' |
| 62 | * In ''ComicBook/SupermanSmashesTheKlan'', Roberta notes that the Unity House was founded by a priest, a minister, and a rabbi, which almost sounds like the setup for a joke. |
| 63 | -->'''Roberta:''' Turns out the Unity House is a community center started by - and this sounds like the setup for a joke but it's not - a priest, a minister, and a rabbi. |
| 64 | * Several reviews of ''ComicBook/SpideySuperStories'' had to clarify that off-the-wall villains like The Thumper, a girl dressed up like Napoleon Bonaparte with a boxing glove weapon, actually happened. |
| 65 | * In ''ComicBook/{{Asterix}} and the Griffin'', when Julius Caesar's best animal tracker assures him that there are griffins in Sarmatia, Caesar retorts that it was this tracker's advice that led to him writing in ''Literature/CommentariesOnTheGallicWar'' that there are unicorns in Germania. A footnote clarifies that he really did claim this. [[http://www.perseus.tufts.edu/hopper/text;jsessionid=E55F2528FFD1A206832F2C5A48CB954B?doc=Perseus%3Atext%3A1999.02.0001%3Abook%3D6%3Achapter%3D26 Volume 6, Chapter 26.]] |
| 66 | * During issue 2 of ''You Are ComicBook/{{Deadpool}}'', the titular character meets Ghost Rider's friend who is ''[[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial definitely]]'' not Jesus. A caption steps in to inform the readers they're not making this guy up, adding "they couldn't get away with this in the 70s". |
| 67 | [[/folder]] |
| 68 | |
| 69 | [[folder:Comic Strips]] |
| 70 | * One ''ComicStrip/BloomCounty'' [[https://www.gocomics.com/bloomcounty/1989/06/21 strip]] showed new father Hodgepodge wearing a bra-like bib which holds bottles to allow men to "experience the joy of breastfeeding", as the narration puts it. After a BeatPanel, Hodge [[NoFourthWall looks at the "camera"]] and says "That's it. The joke is that we're not kidding. $39, Sharper Image." |
| 71 | * ''ComicStrip/TheBoondocks'': One strip made fun of the "I'm a Dollar Menu Guy" UsefulNotes/McDonalds campaign with a parody of its infamous "I'd hit it" banner. A footnote below the spoof read "Actual [=McDonalds=] ad". |
| 72 | * ''ComicStrip/MadamAndEve'' uses the trope in [[http://www.madamandeve.co.za/cartoons/me007499.jpg this comic]] featuring RealLife South African political statements and campaign ads. |
| 73 | -->"We haven't made up anything lately. The politicians keep beating us to it." |
| 74 | [[/folder]] |
| 75 | |
| 76 | [[folder:Fan Works]] |
| 77 | * ''Fanfic/{{Afterglow}}'': The story stops to confirm that yes, you really can buy caviar-topped ice cream sundaes in Dubai. |
| 78 | * In ''[[Fanfic/EquestriaAHistoryRevealed Equestria: A History Revealed]]'', this trope is played straight in the essay's abstract and several times throughout. However, the content and the [[InsaneTrollLogic methods used to derive those theories]] then [[UnreliableNarrator calls the narrator's claims into question]]. |
| 79 | ** Subverted later on when the narrator reveals [[spoiler:she's been making up most of her essay as she goes along]]. It's okay, though — [[PlayedForLaughs she crosses that sentence out]]. |
| 80 | * ''Webcomic/CinemaSnobReviewsFrozen'' (a fan comic where ''WebVideo/TheCinemaSnob'' reviews ''WesternAnimation/Frozen2013'') mentions an out-of-universe explanation for events in ''Film/ManOfSteel'', and then posts a screencap of part of that web page, with the URL, to show Snob isn't joking about it. |
| 81 | * Creator/NimbusLlewelyn, known for plot twists and action that can go from straight 'mad' to touching the other side of sanity, at one point had one of his main characters, Harry Dresden, in ''[[Fanfic/ChildOfTheStorm Ghosts of the Past]]'' ride a polka-powered zombie T-Rex called Sue into battle. So far, so unsurprisingly mad. However, in several Author's Notes, he had to reiterate that this was ''not'' his idea, and it was actually canon for ''Literature/TheDresdenFiles'', citing the book in which it took place. |
| 82 | ** A few chapters later, he also had to clarify that the mention of Mindless Ones (one-eyed stony giant minions for your average demonic Marvel conqueror) performing a street dance routine at the behest of Doctor Strange was not, in fact, his invention. Instead, it was a homage to the 'Dance, Critters' scene from ''{{ComicBook/Nextwave}}'', when a bunch of Mindless Ones did pretty much exactly that. |
| 83 | * In ''If You Can't Beat 'Em, Eat 'Em,'' it's pointed out that all 5 of the horrible dishes Rainbow Dash and Applejack tried were based on actual delicacies. Kumis, Escamoles, Durian, Casu Marzu, and Balutes... The only thing that was changed was the names of the countries they're based on (mainly to fit in with the {{pun}}ny tendencies). The author has gone on to add that out of all 5 of them, he will never ever try Balutes, not even for money. |
| 84 | -->'''Author:''' Foul fruit, I can go by. Rotten cheese, not too far off. Bugs, we've ALL done that at one point. Horse juice.... HORSE juice...... I could do for the right money... but you could offer me 3.4 billion dollars tax-free right here, right now, and I would under NO circumstance ever even CONSIDER eating nearly born ducks... |
| 85 | * Everything in the ''[[Fanfic/{{Cinderjuice}} Contractually Obligated Chaos]]'' series is made up - except the author's assertion that [[WesternAnimation/{{Beetlejuice}} Prince Vince himself]] was responsible for her writing the {{interquel}} ''Meteor Shower''. In response to the RunningGag in the series that Prince Vince is an avid Platform/{{Tumblr}} user, someone actually created a Tumblr account for the character, which proceeded to badger the author to write the story. [[http://ladynorbert.tumblr.com/post/141398374109/dear-lady-norbert (Yes, really.)]] So the author's notes for the interquel had to include this slightly bewildered disclaimer. |
| 86 | -->''No, I'm not confusing reality with fantasy (this time); my Tumblr is actually followed by a blog called princevinceoftheneitherworld, and His Highness made it quite clear that he was not happy.'' |
| 87 | * After being accused of "distorting" Carol Danvers as a character by turning her into a "moustache-twirling villain," the writer of ''Fanfic/OriginStory'' added a pair of Author's Notes to the story's twenty-sixth chapter that describe, in detail, how Carol Danvers was portrayed by Marvel Comics itself, prior to Disney acquiring Marvel and deciding that Captain Marvel needed to be "spit-shined and spruced up and rehabilitated from her anti-hero roots" (the writer's exact words), and how if anyone was to blame for Carol Danvers being an asshole, it was Marvel. And in terms of the evidence, at least, he's right. Everything he cites as evidence that his portraying Danvers as a bitch is justified actually happened - though the CharacterDevelopment, both negative and positive, took place well before the Disney deal was in the pipeline, and as fans of the character countered, it wasn't the whole picture: |
| 88 | ** As some reviewers have somewhat tetchily observed: First, the incidents cited were either taken wildly out of context, or were flat-out OutOfCharacter - it is no coincidence that a lot of the incidents cited were from ''ComicBook/CivilWar2006'', a storyline infamous for the number of characters it railroaded, including characters like Tony Stark, who did far worse and yet was generally sympathetically portrayed in the fic. Second, portraying Carol as an anti-hero is one thing, except that the author portrayed her as if her negative traits were her ''only'' traits. |
| 89 | * In the description to the ''Fanfic/TalesOfTheUndiscoveredSwords'', the author has put a disclaimer saying none of the swords that are given personifications in the fics are made up by the author. |
| 90 | * In ''Fanfic/ThisBites'', while broadcasting that Luffy got into a surfing contest against the Octopi Shogunate Octavio, Cross reassures listeners that he couldn't make this up if he tried. |
| 91 | ** During [[Advertising/TheManYourManCouldSmellLike Isaiah and Terry's]] introduction, Soundbite insists he's not even changing their dialogue. |
| 92 | ** Soundbite insists he's not lying that the [[spoiler:SBS broadcasts]] actually have shaken up the faith of several Marines. |
| 93 | * ''Fanfic/PokemonResetBloodlines'' has this trope pop up a couple of times. The first was in a side story where a character does confirm that yes, he did lose a league to a Jigglypuff in a Princess dress (and even mentions having the VHS tape to prove it). It later occurred in the main story involving why Ash caught dozens of Grimer. [[spoiler:Yes Bulbasaur, they really were being controlled by his possible half sister]]. |
| 94 | * The ''Literature/{{Discworld}}''-themed fics of Creator/AAPessimal take their cue from Creator/TerryPratchett in that many of the most seemingly absurd, ridiculous or exaggerated concepts incorporated genuinely ''are'' taken from real life. [[FootnoteFever Copious footnotes]] are freely used to emphasize this point. For instance, the toxic state of, err, [[UsefulNotes/{{Zimbabwe}} Smith-Rhodesia]] really is based on a real country on Earth, or at least as it was up till 1980. And one of the most nightmarish characters in it is, word-for-word, a real person who incredibly achieved high political office in that country, who almost single-handedly made our Rhodesia a pariah state. There are many more such examples in Pessimal's writing. [[UsefulNotes/TheApartheidEra Southern Africa]] really was that weird and generally unpleasant if your skin wasn't sufficiently white. |
| 95 | ** There are lots of examples of this in Pessimal, which tend to be accompanied by exploratory footnotes. British diplomats in Moscow, or at least the thicker ones, really did read the Cyrillic word PECTOPAH (a phonetic rendition of the French "Restaurant", meaning the same) ''exactly'' as it looked in Roman script. Leading to the in-joke among savvier Brit expats - "Where shall we pectopah tonight?" |
| 96 | * ''Fanfic/HalloweenUnspectacular'': |
| 97 | ** "A Regal Intermission" from [=HU4=] has a couple of examples. First when mention is made of William III dying from his horse tripping over a mole, then when bringing up the sex chair designed by Edward VII, E350 has to reiterate that those things really happened. |
| 98 | ** In "E350 Presents: Rapunzel", from [=HU8=], when Priscilla Northwest (who's playing Rapunzel's mother) says that she only wants to eat rapunzel flowers, the narration takes the time to clarify that that actually happens in the original fairytale. |
| 99 | ** At one point in "How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Seelowe", the WWII essay from [=HU10=], E350 states that having the largest army in the world means nothing if the troops can't be supplied and have to resort to cannibalism. He then clarifies that that's not a bit of BlackComedy, it's literally what some Japanese troops in the Pacific had to do when the islands they were on got cut off. |
| 100 | * In ''Fanfic/NeitherABirdNorAPlaneItsDeku'', during the Quirk Apprehension Test, Aizawa singles out Izuku (who in this story [[AdaptationSpeciesChange is a Kryptonian]], [[SuperpowerLottery with all the power package being one entails]]) to evaluate the extent of his powers, and this exchange ensues: |
| 101 | -->'''Aizawa:''' As I'm sure we all know, you scored first place in the exam. What was your record in the ball throw back in junior high?\ |
| 102 | '''Izuku:''' 520 meters.\ |
| 103 | '''Aizawa:''' ''(not happy)'' I meant without your Quirk.\ |
| 104 | '''Izuku''': 520 meters.\ |
| 105 | '''Aizawa:''' ''(Even less happy)'' It's the first day of school, so you know nothing about me, but I'm going to tell you right here and now that it's not a good idea to be the smartass in my class.\ |
| 106 | '''Izuku:''' N-No! That's not what I'm doing! Really, it's not! It's just that my Quirk isn't the kind of Quirk I can just turn on and off on command. If I want to use less power, I have to consciously put in the effort to put out less power, but that's not the easiest thing to do, especially when I'm doing physical activities. Even though I'd always try and restrain myself, I'd always end up using too much power, and then the teacher would get mad at me because, like you said, we aren't supposed to use Quirks or other abilities for this kind of stuff-\ |
| 107 | '''Aizawa:''' Okay, that's enough. I get it, you're a bad example. |
| 108 | * ''Fanfic/HowTheLightGetsIn'': Two of Felicity's actions in Chapter 3 (suggesting they [[SomethingOnlyTheyWouldSay test if it's really]] [[RecoveredAddict Laurel]] by offering her alcohol and referring to her as "[Oliver's] dead ex") pissed off a lot of readers. Whether they accused the author of writing her badly, or just raged against Felicity in general varied. Becks Rylynn defended herself by pointing out those are both things Felicity has actually done in the show. |
| 109 | * Doctor Fluffy states that in the draft of ''[[Fanfic/TheConversionBureauTheOtherSideOfTheSpectrum TCB: Spectrum: Case Files]]'', he had to put a [[https://www.fimfiction.net/story/178621/tcb-spectrum-case-files#comment/4609791 note]] reading "DISCLAIMER: ACTUAL CHATOYANCE QUOTE" over some of Reitman's lines as some of the editors thought they were exaggerated for the sake of making her a StrawCharacter. |
| 110 | * ''Fanfic/BoldoresAndBoomsticks'': Mr. Stone has to stop for a second to add that [[Anime/PokemonTheMastermindOfMiragePokemon the mirage Pokémon incident]] actually happened after some of the people he tells about it react with skepticism to some of the more outlandish details. |
| 111 | * At one point in ''[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/25474393/chapters/63797200 Divergent Points: ML Salt,]]'' the protagonists encounter an alternate Lila bragging to Salt!Alya[[note]]Or more accurately, [[spoiler:another Alya being forced into the role.]][[/note]] about a charity for penguin sweaters and how she's hurt that Marinette is refusing to help. Main Alya scoffs that her counterpart is falling for an obvious lie, until her Marinette reveals that penguin sweaters [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penguin_sweater did exist]] and were orignally used to treat penguins for oil spills until it was discovered they weren't helpful at all, and they were sold to raise donations for penguins instead. Alya realizes that the fake Lila is likely going to sell the sweaters and keep the money for herself. |
| 112 | * In one ''VideoGame/FireEmblemEngage'' fan comic, Louis tells [[VideoGame/FireEmblemTheBindingBlade Roy]] about one thing they have in common- their names are vowels bookended by consonants. The comic points out that this is actual dialogue from their Bond conversations in the game. |
| 113 | * In ''AudioPlay/SonicAndTheDeathCheese'', Sonic really has to try and convince Tails that a giant cheese both exists and is something to worry about. |
| 114 | * ''FanFic/WithPearlAndRubyGlowing'' has this a couple of times, especially when the events shown in the chapter in question look too gruesome to be true. Yes, parents really have tried to use bleach enemas to cure their children's autism, yes, sea turtles really have attempted to mate with human divers with potentially lethal results, and yes, conditions in USA prisons really are that bad. |
| 115 | [[/folder]] |
| 116 | |
| 117 | [[folder:Film]] |
| 118 | * ''Film/AmericanHustle'' humorously opens with "Some of this happened." |
| 119 | * ''Film/SwimmingToCambodia''. Spalding Gray swears he's not making anything up - except that the banana ''sticks'' to the wall. You'll know it when you hear it. |
| 120 | * ''Film/ButchCassidyAndTheSundanceKid''. The screenwriter kindly informs us at the start of the movie that "Most of what follows is true." |
| 121 | * ''Film/TheMenWhoStareAtGoats'' has text at the beginning stating "More of this is true than you would believe." This itself becomes humorous in juxtaposition with the very first scene: a strait-laced man in a strait-laced military uniform with a strait-laced mustache running headlong into a wall and probably concussing himself. |
| 122 | * The end of ''Film/CSATheConfederateStatesOfAmerica'' has a section dedicated to showing the reality behind some of the wilder aspects of the AlternateHistory. Notably, a majority of the products advertised in the faux commercials, the ones with racist caricatures and slave imagery? ''All were real products'', and the section concludes that there is still unnoticed slave imagery in modern advertising (such as Aunt Jemima and Uncle Ben, two brands which weren't retired for having slavery-derived imagery until 2020). |
| 123 | * The poster tagline for ''Film/CharlieWilsonsWar'' reads: "Based on a true story. You think we could make this up?" |
| 124 | * The disclaimer at the very start of ''Film/DrStrangelove'' augments it with the standard disclaimer about its satirical cast: |
| 125 | -->It is the stated position of the U.S. Air Force that their safeguards would prevent the occurence of such events as are depicted in this film. Furthermore, it should be noted that none of the characters portrayed in this film are meant to represent any real persons living or dead. |
| 126 | * ''Film/GodsNotDead'' ends with a scrolling list of [[LongList about two dozen court cases]] involving people successfully suing colleges for religious discrimination, followed by a message encouraging viewers to do the same thing.[[note]]However, most of these were the result of discrimination ''by'' the people suing to begin with (usually against LGBT students).[[/note]] |
| 127 | * ''Film/ILoveYouPhillipMorris'': The unlikely true story of a gay con man escaping from a Texas prison five times to be reunited with his boyfriend (who he met in prison), becoming the CFO of a major company, faking his own death, and impersonating doctors, lawyers, FBI agents, etc, along the way. Hard to believe, right? So the filmmakers begin with this disclaimer in the opening credits: "This really happened. It really did." |
| 128 | * The tagline for ''Film/TheInformant2009'' is that it's "based on a true tattle-tale". |
| 129 | * ''Film/{{Fargo}}'' starts with a title screen saying that it's a true story. (The movie is completely fictional, but the Coen Brothers claim that some pieces of it came from various real cases.) |
| 130 | * Creator/CecilBDeMille's 1929 silent melodrama ''The Godless Girl'' takes place for the most part in a reformatory ruled by a cruel head guard. A title card appears ''mid-film'' that claims that the guard's abuses of the inmates and the horrible conditions of the facility are commonplace in many reformatories, [[AuthorFilibuster and attention must be called to this for the better rehabilitation of our delinquent youth.]] |
| 131 | * The {{Creator/HBO}} TV movie ''Film/ThePentagonWars'' has a title card that goes something like "The [[DarkComedy following story]] would be a comedy (beat) if it didn't really happen". |
| 132 | * A variation of this is ''Film/TheHumanCentipede'''s claim that it's "100% medically accurate".[[note]][[https://www.medicaldaily.com/creating-human-centipede-it-medically-possible-334136 Obviously, it is not.]][[/note]] |
| 133 | * ''Film/TheBattleOfMidway'': A documentary short that featured live footage of the RealLife attack on Midway Atoll. The color guard at Midway goes out at 0800 on June 4 to raise the flag, as they do every day. ''With Japanese bombs raining down all around them''. As the flag goes up the pole the narrator says "Yes. This really happened." |
| 134 | * The original version of ''Film/{{DOA}}'', during the closing credits, assures us that there is such a thing as "luminous poison" that glows in the dark. |
| 135 | * The film ''Film/PainAndGain'' takes many pains to impress upon us that is a true story, including interrupting a scene in which [[Wrestling/DwayneJohnson The Rock]]'s character, Paul, is grilling hands on a barbecue grill with the message "This is still a true story." |
| 136 | * ''Film/TheBigShort'' includes fourth-wall-breaking disclaimers around the more implausible parts of the story, clarifying which parts were inventions of artistic license, and which parts did in fact happen. One of them is a moment where doomsayer Mark Baum is holding a debate with an analyst who believes Bear Sterns stock is rock solid, at the ''exact moment when Bear Sterns stock starts tanking''. |
| 137 | * In the early 1930s, Hollywood studios would take pains to get around MediaNotes/TheHaysCode, just then emerging, by including written disclaimers at the beginning of their films insisting that any depiction of controversial social or political conditions was true-to-life [[DoNotDoThisCoolThing (as well as emphasizing that the producers did not condone any of the behavior or attitudes displayed in a particular film)]]. Such a disclaimer was seen at the very beginning of ''Cabin in the Cotton'', an early "social-problem" film (and famously featuring the then-teenage Creator/BetteDavis's first major role), which Creator/WarnerBros was very worried about because it depicted the mistreatment of poor Southern sharecroppers by corrupt plantation owners. The filmmakers claimed that they just wanted to show social conditions as they really were and [[GoldenMeanFallacy did not intend to take sides]]. But the bulk of the story's sympathy obviously lies with the sharecroppers, and ''Cabin in the Cotton'' winds up having an ideological slant sufficiently leftist to have made it the first American film to be approved for screening in communist countries. |
| 138 | * {{Inverted}} at the beginning of ''Film/TheHuntForRedOctober'', which states that "nothing of what you are about to see... ''ever happened''." |
| 139 | * ''Film/DearWhitePeople'' scriptwriter Justin Simien thought about re-writing the screenplay because the notion of a race riot breaking out due to a predominantly white fraternity deciding to throw a BlackFace party seemed too ridiculous to put on screen. At the end of the film, a montage showed pictures of real-life white college students doing just that. |
| 140 | * ''Film/{{Hysteria|2011}}'': An opening title asserts that ''the movie is based on true events'' and then continues... ''Really''. This period romantic comedy from late VictorianLondon chronicles the invention of a vibrator. |
| 141 | * ''WesternAnimation/TheLEGOBatmanMovie'' features a LongList of obscure Creator/DCComics villains in ComicBook/TheJoker's VillainTeamUp at the beginning of the movie, including [[Series/Batman1966 King Tut]], Kite-Man, Calendar-Man, [[WesternAnimation/TheBatman the Kabuki Twins]], and [[WesternAnimation/BatmanTheAnimatedSeries the Condiment King]]. |
| 142 | -->'''Pilot:''' Okay, [[LampshadedTheObscureReference are you making some of those up]]?\ |
| 143 | '''Joker:''' Nope! They're all real! [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall Probably worth a Google.]] |
| 144 | * ''[[Film/Napoleon1927 Napoléon]]'' (1927) has a title card at the beginning that lets the viewer know how to tell what is fact and what is fiction. Through the course of the movie, several highly unlikely events are confirmed to indeed be factual. |
| 145 | -->All events and quotations taken directly from history are followed by the reference – "''Historical''" |
| 146 | * Several reviews of ''Film/AnAmericanChristmasCarol'' had to clarify that they weren't making up things like Thatcher's son being called "Mr. T" or the radio playing disco music as a precursor to the future scenes. |
| 147 | * ''Film/{{Tag}}'' and its promotional campaign repeatedly points out that the movie is based on an actual group of grown men who have been playing a game of Tag for over 20 years and that some of the seemingly ridiculous things the players do in the movie really did happen. |
| 148 | * ''Film/AmericanAnimals'' jabs at the frequency of VeryLooselyBasedOnATrueStory works with the tagline "This is not based on a true story- this happened" (ironically, a theme of the movie was that even the RealLife thieves didn't agree on exactly how everything happened, with multiple versions of the "truth" portrayed). |
| 149 | * On of the taglines for the movie ''Film/BlacKkKlansman'' is: [[BasedOnATrueStory "Based on some fo' real, fo' real sh*t."]] |
| 150 | * A rare visual example in ''Film/Rocketman2019''. The end credits show stills of star Taron Egarton in various costumes worn throughout the film, side by side with archival photos from Elton John's old shows in order to show that yes, his outfits really were that outrageous: the man wasn't known as "Captain Fantastic" for nothing! |
| 151 | ** Played with for the film's tagline: "Based on a true fantasy." |
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| 155 | * Inverted by humorist W. Bruce Cameron in the Final Thoughts of his ''8 Simple Rules for Marrying My Daughter'', with a reference to Dave Barry's disclaimers. He states, "So what really happened? I think it would be best for everyone if you regard every single thing you just read as a complete fiction. That's certainly how I see it, anyway." |
| 156 | * ''Literature/SixteenThirtyTwo'' ends with a disclaimer about which characters were real, which fictional, and which were fictional but based on a real category of people. |
| 157 | * The opening of ''Literature/TheAdventuresOfHuckleberryFinn'' opens with a fictional "Not Making This Up" Disclaimer: Although Tom Sawyer is not a real person, the book is told from Huck Finn's perspective, and therefore Tom ''is'' real to the narrator (because they are from the same universe). Huck [[BreakingTheFourthWall breaks the fourth wall]] to acknowledge that ''Literature/TheAdventuresOfTomSawyer'' was made by Mr. Creator/MarkTwain, "and he told the truth, mainly. There was things which he stretched, but mainly he told the truth ... Mary, and the Widow Douglas, is all told about in that book -- which is mostly a true book; with some stretchers, as I said before." Given that ''Tom Sawyer'' ends with [[spoiler:Tom and Huck finding buried gold worth $12,000 -- which was enough to live on for the rest of your life, with proper management, in the 1860s -- guarded by a dead "Injun" murderer]], it's little wonder Huck was at such pains to make sure everybody knew it really happened. |
| 158 | * In the "Caveat, and Warning for Travelers" that opens the novel ''Literature/AmericanGods'', Creator/NeilGaiman states the following: "Furthermore, it goes without saying that all of the people, living, dead, and otherwise in this story are fictional or used in a fictional context. Only the gods are real."[[note]]Except for that one god who was completely made up for the book.[[/note]] |
| 159 | * In ''Armageddon: The Musical'', Creator/RobertRankin annotates one of his [[AsTheGoodBookSays Bible quotes]] ("and I heard the voice of harpers [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment harping with their harps]]") with "''Revelation'' 14:2. Look it up if you don't believe me." |
| 160 | * ''Literature/BookOfTheDead2021'': Tyron is warned that if he bothers anyone, "The gold ranks will rip your feet off and beat you to death with them," and checks if the guard is joking. Nope, not a joke, that actually happened, ''yesterday''. |
| 161 | --> '''Guard:''' I'm not creative enough to make this stuff up, sir. |
| 162 | * "I am not making this up" is a catchphrase of humor writer Creator/DaveBarry; he even named one of his books ''Dave Barry Is Not Making This Up''. Of course, sometimes [[BlatantLies he is anyway]]. On occasion, when he's reporting something genuine but really ridiculous, he'll say something like "I'm pretty sure I must have made this up." In the case of one of his more famous articles, namely on the [[http://theexplodingwhale.com/ Exploding Whale,]] he says "I absolutely swear I am not making this up; in fact, I have it all on videotape." [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_t44siFyb4 Said video is now available on YouTube.]] |
| 163 | ** On one occasion, he emphasizes his veracity with the addendum "and I urge you to look it up if you don't believe me" before saying that the state sport of Maryland is jousting. |
| 164 | * Inverted in ''Literature/CompleteWorldKnowledge''. Each book starts with a reminder that John Hodgman ''is'' making this up. Although he has insisted that one blurb on the back of [[Literature/TheAreasOfMyExpertise the first book]], a letter of praise from a magus of the Church of Satan, is, in fact, genuine, although Hodgman himself is not a Satanist. |
| 165 | * ''Literature/{{Conqueror}}'': In the afterword of ''Lords of the Bow'', the author describes several areas where the novel differed from history -- and at the very end, points out that the incident where several thousand young women jumped from the walls of Yenking (now Beijing) to their deaths rather than starve to death during the Mongol siege actually happened. |
| 166 | * Creator/GrahamMasterton opened ''The Devils of D-Day'' with the disclaimer: |
| 167 | -->All of the devils and demons that appear in this book are legendary creatures of Hell, and there is substantial recorded evidence of their existence. For that reason, it is probably inadvisable to attempt to conjure up any of them by repeating out loud the incantations used in the text, which are also genuine. |
| 168 | * ''Literature/{{Discworld}}'': |
| 169 | ** In the Author's Note at the end of ''Literature/TheAmazingMauriceAndHisEducatedRodents'', Terry Pratchett points out two plot points from the book that were taken from real life facts or events regarding rats. He also notes, "Most of the true stuff -- or, at least, the stuff that people say is true -- is so unbelievable that I didn't include it in case readers thought I'd made it up." |
| 170 | ** In ''Literature/TheTruth'', when the author mentions, in the beginning, his research about how cities dealt with flooding problems that inspired Ankh-Morpork's method is based on the city Seattle, Washington's methods used towards the end of the 19th century.[[note]]"Really. Go and see. Try the clam chowder while you're there."[[/note]] |
| 171 | ** The Author's Note for ''Literature/MakingMoney'' likweise mentions that the Glooper is based on the Philips Economic Computer, which really did use a system of water-filled tubes to simulate the economy and can be seen in the Science Museum, London. |
| 172 | * ''Series/DoctorWho'' [[Franchise/DoctorWhoExpandedUniverse Expanded Universe]]: At the end of ''[[Recap/DoctorWhoNewAdventuresAllConsumingFire All-Consuming Fire]]'', there's an epilogue, in which Benny Summerfield, having finished reading ''All-Consuming Fire'' [[ATrueStoryInMyUniverse by John Watson]], queries the Doctor about such details of Victorian life as using strychnine as a flavouring for beer, and filtering sugar through bull's blood. He assures her they're all true. |
| 173 | * From ''Don't Panic'', Creator/NeilGaiman's biography of Creator/DouglasAdams: |
| 174 | -->Apocryphal stories have grown up about Douglas's superhuman ability to [[ScheduleSlip miss deadlines]]. Upon closer inspection, they all seem to be true. |
| 175 | * Staying with Dean Koontz, in ''Dragon Tears'' Connie refers to numerous examples of human callousness and apathy in what she refers to as "The Pre-Millennium Cotillion". An Author's Note at the end of the book reveals that every single event described ''came from real news articles''. |
| 176 | * Creator/MaryRenault wrote in the novel ''Literature/FuneralGames'' that UsefulNotes/AlexanderTheGreat's body didn't decompose during the 48 hours following his death even though he had died in Babylon during a heat wave. Critics accused Renault of falling prey to the modern Eastern Orthodox myth of the "incorruptible saint". Renault pointed out in an author's note to the second edition that the story of Alexander's incorruptibility is part of the historical record, and was likely the result of his troops mistaking a profound pre-death coma for actual death. This kind of thing happened all the time with Renault's works, with the critics screeching in rage about things ''she got right'' because they weren't in accordance with conventional politically correct (for the 50s) wisdom. |
| 177 | * Neil Strauss does this at the beginning of ''Literature/TheGame2005''. He would have to because no one would believe the crazy events and people that he wrote about in the book. |
| 178 | * Günther Wallraff in ''Ganz Unten'' ("Lowest of the Low"), exposing the racism and [[NoOSHACompliance horrible working conditions]] of the Turkish immigrant workers in the German Federal Republic. |
| 179 | * The afterword of ''Literature/TheGunsOfTheSouth'' includes a part where Harry Turtledove talks about the influences on the novel. For example, he took the names for the soldiers of the 47th North Carolina from actual historical records but made up personalities for them (like writing Billy Beddingfield as a hothead with authority problems because the real Beddingfield had a habit of getting promoted and demoted in quick succession). |
| 180 | * ''Literature/HarleyQuinnReckoning'' revolves around a group of female college students fighting back against misogyny in their work environment. The author's afterword mentions that many of the things done by the Reckoning's targets are inspired by real incidents, and specifically points out several that the reader might otherwise assume were too outlandish to happen in real life. |
| 181 | * The author's note/introduction to the Creator/StephenKing story collection ''Literature/HeartsInAtlantis'', in a section that includes the usual "ThisIsAWorkOfFiction" disclaimer, also contains the line "Although it is difficult to believe, TheSixties are not fictional; they actually happened." |
| 182 | * Mateo's backstory in ''Literature/HereticalEdge'' is that he was kidnapped by a religious pack of werewolves who applied ElectricTorture to his [[GroinAttack dick]] in an attempt to [[CureYourGays turn him straight]], then turned him into a werewolf after he [[ISurrenderSuckers pretended it had worked]] and asked to join them. The author's comment on the chapter where this was revealed included the line "I Really Fucking Wish That Electrocuting Genitals To ‘Cure’ Gayness Was Something I Made Up". |
| 183 | * Creator/JamesHerriot once related his talkative tailor's long ramble that most people would be hard-pressed to remember five minutes later, much less several decades, then said in brackets that he was able to reproduce it because he took notes, presumably after he got home. Ironically, [[VeryLooselyBasedOnATrueStory the books were heavily altered from reality]], for various reasons. |
| 184 | * ''Literature/ModernVillainess'''s author [[FootnoteFever provides a glossary section after each chapter]]. In chapter 2, Runa mentions they hired American actors with law degrees to be spokespeople for the Moonlight Fund in order to mask its origins. In the glossary for Chapter 2, the author specifically clarifies: |
| 185 | -->'''Actors with law degrees''': They exist. You just need to do some research. |
| 186 | * In [[http://www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?id=cache-and-carry one column]], Steve Mirsky uses the phrase "I'm not kidding, that's the actual plot," after summarizing Creator/DeanKoontz's ''Relentless''. |
| 187 | * Jonathan Swift begins ''Literature/AModestProposal'' with a long, wordy insistence that he's being completely serious about the [[EatsBabies titular proposal]]. Subverted, of course in that this is satirical, but this may be why it flew over so many readers' heads at the time it was written. |
| 188 | * In ''Literature/{{Nation}}'', Pratchett says that, among other things, a cannon made of whatever was lying around has been used several times in real life. |
| 189 | * In the ''Orphanage / Jason Wander'' series by Robert Buettner, in the second book ''Orphan's Destiny'', the main character quotes "I am not making this up." It almost has to be a deliberate nod to Creator/DaveBarry, as it occurs in Florida and is in reference to orange juice and space-industry politics. |
| 190 | * Mary Beth Bonacci is a Christian lecturer who talks to teenagers about abstinence. In her book, ''Real Love'', she features answers to actual questions from teens about sexuality. One of the questions, essentially, was asked by a guy who is interested in a girl and wants to know whether he should ask her out or simply rape her. Bonacci begins her answer with this disclaimer: |
| 191 | -->"If you are friends with a girl and you start to have sexual feelings for her, should you talk about it with her or just force it on her?"\ |
| 192 | I am not making this up. This is an actual question submitted to me during a question-and-answer period.\ |
| 193 | I hope by now the answer is obvious. You should never, ''ever'' force ''anything'' on ''anyone''. This is assault. It is illegal, as well as immoral, sinful, and highly unchaste. |
| 194 | * The author of the ChivalricRomance ''Sir Orfeo'' ([[Myth/ClassicalMythology Orpheus and Eurydice]] [[JustForFun/RecycledInSpace WITH KNIGHTS!]]) added this disclaimer in when claiming that [[BlatantLies Thrace (a region in modern-day Turkey) was the old name for the city of Winchester in England]], and this was, in fact, where "Orfeo" reigned. |
| 195 | * The Mercedes Lackey novel ''This Sceptered Isle'' contains one character who moves permanently underhill (elfland) and is replaced by a construct which slowly falls apart in magic-poor England. His "corpse" is then wrapped in lead to hold it together and buried before anyone can look at it. The book's afterword explains that he: |
| 196 | -->died on the twenty-second of July, in the Palace of St. James, exactly as described in our story. And, as we described, for some unknown reason, though the official cause of death was stated as "consumption", his body was wrapped in lead and buried with almost obscene haste and in great secrecy. ...No one knows why he was treated in this odd fashion, though there has been a great deal of speculation by hundreds of scholars over the years. ...One almost does begin to believe in Sidhe… |
| 197 | * In the book ''Website Creation In Plain English'', the author says of a certain ASCII character, "it makes a computer go beep." He then explains he's not making this up and links to Website/ThatOtherWiki's article on the Bell Character. That's the thing to put on an infinite loop in high school computer science. |
| 198 | * Political columnist Jim Geraghty's debut novel ''The Weed Agency'' applies footnotes to some of the more ridiculous things his ObstructiveBureaucrat characters do as proof that, yes, someone somewhere has actually done these things. |
| 199 | * The non-fiction book ''The Website/{{WrestleCrap}} Book Of Lists'' said that [[ProfessionalWrestling professional wrestler]] [[Wrestling/{{Chyna}} Joanie Laurer (Chyna)]] appeared as a judge for a Most Beautiful Trans Person contest, following that statement up with a "Not Making This Up" Disclaimer. |
| 200 | ** In another book by Website/{{WrestleCrap}} ''Literature/TheDeathOfWCW'', they talk about the show being written "literally" at the last minute. They then insist that they're not being facetious, the show was sometimes written ''while it was being broadcast live.'' |
| 201 | * In Leonard Maltin's movie guide, in his review of ''Film/BerlinAlexanderplatz'', it says that the running time is 931 minutes (15 and a half hours) and says, "No, that is not a typo!". |
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| 205 | * During June of 2011 [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2011_New_England_tornado_outbreak several tornadoes touched down in Massachusetts]], and the various news outlets covering it had to repeatedly reassure their viewers that this was, in fact, actually happening. In this case, it was trying to keep people from putting themselves in the path of the tornadoes. |
| 206 | * ''Series/AdamRuinsEverything'' is all about bringing up obscure and [[AwfulTruth uncomfortable]] facts that the audience might find hard to believe, so to back them up the host cites his sources in the top corner of the screen. There's also [[http://www.trutv.com/shows/adam-ruins-everything/blog/adams-sources/index.html a tie-in website]] where you can browse those sources to see for yourself, again flashed on-screen. |
| 207 | * In the final segment of ''Series/AmericasDumbestCriminals'' (the third version, with a live studio audience), the account would be shown under the heading of, "We're Not Making This Up!" |
| 208 | * British TV has a show, ''The Bubble'', around this trope: four celeb guests are kept incommunicado for a week, then brought on stage and asked to guess which of a collection of news items really happened while they were out of touch and which are made up. They rarely do better than blind guessing. |
| 209 | * In ''Series/{{Casanova}}'', when Casanova invents the national lottery, the woman Old Casanova is [[FramingStory telling his life story]] actually stops him to question this, and he replies "Look it up if you don't believe me!" [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giacomo_Casanova#Return_to_Paris And you can.]] (The bit about him coining the phrase "You've got to be in it to win it", on the other hand...) |
| 210 | * During Charlie Murphy's True Hollywood Stories on ''Series/ChappellesShow'', he tells a story about Music/{{Prince}} inviting him, [[Creator/EddieMurphy his brother]], and some friends to play basketball. After trouncing the Murphys' team, Prince makes them pancakes, at which point the camera cuts back to Charlie Murphy, who assures us, "Really. Pancakes." After this, Charlie assures us even further by asking the audience who in their right mind would make this up, and then demands that if we don't believe him, we should challenge Prince to a game of basketball ourselves and see how talented he is. (Prince himself even said that [[http://www.soulhead.com/2013/08/20/prince-discussing-chappelle-show-charlie-murphy-skit-2004-audio/ the story is true]].) |
| 211 | ** During the True Hollywood Stories about Rick James, Rick James himself assures the audience that the insanity between him and Charlie Murphy they are about to see actually happened by saying, "Now this is true." |
| 212 | --->'''Rick James:''' See, I never just did things just to do them. Come on, what am I gonna do? Just all of a sudden jump up and grind my feet on somebody's couch like it's something to do? Come on. I got a little more sense than that. ''[beat]'' Yeah, I remember grinding my feet on Eddie's couch. |
| 213 | * Creator/TheChaser team are known for {{Gag Sub}}s and parody sketches, but they have applied this to actual footage where appropriate: |
| 214 | ** ''Series/TheChasersWarOnEverything'' had [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAmuZHsD70s a segment]] on Middle East TV, with the disclaimer "All translations independently verified by the ABC". It included things such as a member of the Egyptian Unique Mustache Association praising UsefulNotes/AdolfHitler's mustache (along with his genocide of Jews). |
| 215 | ** ''Series/TheHamsterWheel'' had this in [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jxmer6W-ZQ0 a segment]] on bizarre approaches to weather reporting: |
| 216 | --->'''Alan Wilkie:''' Hang on there, why can't we just have a qualified meteorologist simply explaining the forecast?\ |
| 217 | '''Andrew Hansen:''' Well you could Alan - or, you could hire a trampolining dwarf!\ |
| 218 | ''[cue clip from ''Britain's Bounciest Weather'', accompanied by the caption, "Yes, this IS a real weather report. We swear."]''[[note]][[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L!VE_TV And it's not even the strangest thing on that channel.]][[/note]] |
| 219 | * The skit 'Los Caquitos', from the ''Series/{{Chespirito}}'' TV show, has an episode were Botija bets with Chompiras in a poker game based on the "good luck" that his [[WesternZodiac horoscope]] predicted, yet it ends backfiring. The episode ends with a disclaimer saying that the horoscopes used through the episode were not made up by the writer, but taken verbatim from an actual Mexican newspaper. |
| 220 | * In an interview with Conan O'Brien, Paul Giamatti said that "''Film/{{Thunderpants}}'' is a fine motion picture that I made in England a long time ago about a kid who farts uncontrollably. This came across my desk and I had to be a part of it... I play a guy from [=NASA=] who kidnaps him so that he can power a rocket." Giamatti had to repeatedly assure Conan that this was a real movie and Conan never seemed to be entirely sure whether or not Giamatti was joking. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NR9C338hbQ It's a real movie,]] and stars ''[[Film/HarryPotter Ron Weasley]]'' (Though not as the farting kid). |
| 221 | * On ''Series/TheDailyShowWithJonStewart'', Jon will occasionally insist "And this is true," whenever something that actually happened sounded like a joke, due to the show's humorous way of re-telling actual news stories. |
| 222 | ** Note that the show is fond of the BlatantLies version, for humor ("[[MostDefinitelyNotAVillain This is a real photo]] [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial and in no way doctored]]"), but it takes pains to make the two ''very'' easy to tell apart, since the BlatantLies are done in an over the top manner often involving nonsensical things like unicorns and deliberately poorly photoshopped photos. So they try to make it easy to distinguish when they're making a joke or listing serious facts. |
| 223 | ** Creator/JohnOliver has picked up using "And this is true" on [[Series/LastWeekTonightWithJohnOliver his own show]], such as saying how the national animal of {{UsefulNotes/Scotland}} is the unicorn. Yes, really. He will sometimes escalate with a "and this is fantastic" for things that are true but really easy to mistake for made-up; as long as he emphasizes a point this way, it's real. |
| 224 | * ''Franchise/{{Dragnet}}'' famously began each episode with [[OpeningNarration "The story you are about to see is true. The names have been changed to protect the innocent,"]] which was also repeated at the end of the episode. This is because Creator/JackWebb sourced his material from actual policemen. {{Spinoff}} ''Series/Adam12'' did the same thing and posted a similar disclaimer at the end of its episodes with "incidents" replacing "story". |
| 225 | * The ''Series/{{Firefly}}'' episode "[[Recap/FireflyE08OutOfGas Out of Gas]]" has an early scene where Shepherd Book is apparently relating a NoodleIncident that happened while he was at the Southdown Abbey on Persephone to much hilarity. We the viewers join Our Intrepid Heroes at this exchange: |
| 226 | -->'''Zoe:''' ''(laughing)'' No! That is not true. No.\ |
| 227 | '''Book:''' I swear it is! |
| 228 | * In the ''Music/FlightOfTheConchords'' documentary ''Film/ATexanOdyssey'', a series of shots of Texans with cowboy hats dancing to country music in a bar is accompanied with the voiceover, "The people you see here are not actors. They're really like that." |
| 229 | * Evan Wright, author of ''Series/GenerationKill'', provides commentary in the DVD release of the miniseries adaptation. He says "this really happened" for a few of the more ridiculous-looking events, notably when Corporal Person has a moment of CasualDangerDialogue where he calmly gets out of his vehicle and stands out in the open to yell at another driver to move, during the middle of an ambush with bullets flying everywhere around him. |
| 230 | * One episode of ''Hard Quiz'' had a question regarding the supposed last words of [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Lawrence Saint Lawrence]], "Turn me over, I'm done on this side!" Tom Gleeson followed this by revealing that Lawrence was made the patron saint of, among other things, comedians and barbecues. "That sounds like a joke, but it's not." |
| 231 | * The Creator/{{CBBC}} show ''Series/HorribleHistories'' has signs pop up during sketches, to the effect that they're not making up certain historical details. They even do it in the ExpositoryThemeTune when telling the audience that the show is hosted by a talking rat, although that was dropped after the first series. |
| 232 | ** [[https://youtu.be/HiqY8YK_7pw This sketch]] on Victorian-era names has a line at the beginning explaining that all the names are in fact, real names. Given how absurd most of them are it's entirely justified. |
| 233 | ** They also occasionally have signs telling the audience when ''they are'' making it up, usually saying something like "This is Silly." |
| 234 | * This is done in-universe on ''Series/HowIMetYourMother''. Ted is an UnreliableNarrator who is telling his teenage children the story of the many events leading up to him meeting their mother for the first time. Every so often the events he describes are so ridiculous that he has to emphasize to his children that things really happened that way. |
| 235 | ** ''[[MemeticMutation True story.]]'' - Barney Stinson |
| 236 | *** However, this phrase is almost exclusively used when Barney is telling BlatantLies (happens fairly often), making it a subversion. |
| 237 | * ''Series/LateNight with Creator/JimmyFallon'' periodically features a "Do Not Read List" of curious books, and he points out at the top of the segment that all of them are real and can be looked up at Amazon.com. (Examples have included a variety of Harlequin/Mills & Boon romances, an ''Series/AdventuresInWonderland'' tie-in book that recapped the episode O.J. Simpson appeared in, and the infamous ''Literature/LatawnyaTheNaughtyHorseLearnsToSayNoToDrugs''.) |
| 238 | * ''Series/LaverneAndShirley'': The 1980 episode "Why Did the Fireman... " has Lenny and Squiggy attempt to break the news to Laverne that her firefighter boyfriend had been killed in the line of duty. Laverne thinks that the two guys are playing a sick joke, and similarly shouts down Shirley when she also tries to explain that her boyfriend really is dead. By the episode's end, Laverne's father finally gets her to realize that everyone was telling the truth. |
| 239 | * The [[http://kfmonkey.blogspot.com/ Kung Fu Monkey blog]] frequently acts as a Disclaimer for ''Series/{{Leverage}}''. That's not just for the plots RippedFromTheHeadlines, either; [[WordOfGod according to the producers and writers]] in the [[DVDCommentary audio commentaries]], many of the evil deeds executed by the CorruptCorporateExecutive [[MonsterOfTheWeek of the week]] were in fact, based on real crimes or acts of immorality that they'd researched and when they cut loose with the EvilSpeechOfEvil, it's frequently taken from genuine transcripts of crooks and fat cats doing ''exactly that''. Any changes are because Rogers and his writing staff have to ''tone them down'', either because the writers thought it was too outrageous to be believed, or because they thought it was just too depressing that people actually [[KarmaHoudini got away with this sort of behaviour for real]]. |
| 240 | * ''Series/LoisAndClark'' dragged out the WillTheyOrWontThey between the eponymous characters for so long, with them supposedly getting married ''twice'', that they titled the actual marriage episode "Swear to God, This Time We're Not Kidding". This takes after the original DC Comics source material; it was common to use the blurb "Not a hoax, not a dream, not an imaginary story!" when the story was actually part of the normal continuity. |
| 241 | * The ''[[Series/{{Mash}} M*A*S*H]]'' episode "The Red/White Blues" involves Klinger and Goldman, two characters of Mediterranean descent, falling ill after taking Primaquine, even though the common knowledge at the time was that the drug only caused negative side effects in Black people. At the conclusion of the episode, the on-screen text informs the audience that sometime after the episode would have taken place (i.e., during the Korean War), medical researchers found that the drug did, in fact, cause illness in Mediterranean people as well as Blacks. |
| 242 | * Inverted in the ''Series/MurdochMysteries'' episode "Unlucky in Love", which closes with a Totally Made This Up Disclaimer: |
| 243 | -->Despite the story you have just seen there is no evidence to suggest that [[Creator/LMMontgomery Lucy Maud Montgomery]] met Constable George Crabtree or that her work was influenced by him. (He's not real). |
| 244 | * ''Series/SaturdayNightLive'': In the week following the infamous "Larry the Lobster" sketch, Eddie Murphy read a real letter on the air concerning the sketch, beginning by saying "This is real, legit. There's a stamp and a return address." |
| 245 | * ''Series/TheSoup'' uses similar disclaimers ("We did not doctor this, it really happened!") when showing real television clips that are uncomfortably close to the kind of satirical videos the show sometimes airs. See for example [[https://www.dailymotion.com/video/xouegy Spaghetti Cat.]] |
| 246 | * Done in two consecutive episodes by ''Series/StargateSG1'': |
| 247 | ** In "[[Recap/StargateSG1S7E20Inauguration Inauguration]]" the new President, Henry Hayes, is briefed on the Stargate program by the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs: |
| 248 | --->'''Gen. Francis Maynard:''' Mr. President, for the past seven years, the United States Air Force has been sending teams to other planets by means of an alien device known as a stargate.\ |
| 249 | '''Hayes:''' ''[starts laughing]'' That's funny. That's very funny. My first day. This is a joke, right? I have a great sense of humour. I didn't know that you had one, but this is good because we're finding out about each other. Now I have to call the ex-President of Togo, and when I'm done, apparently the rest of the world is coming to an end.\ |
| 250 | '''Maynard:''' ''[dead serious]'' The ex-President of Togo will have to wait, sir. This is not a joke. |
| 251 | ** Then in "[[Recap/StargateSG1S7E21LostCityPart1 Lost City, Part 1]]", Vice President Kinsey briefs Elizabeth Weir on the Stargate program, handing her a folder topped with a hand-written note from President Hayes saying [[BrickJoke "THIS IS NOT A JOKE"]] with his signature. |
| 252 | * In his tenure as host of ''Series/TheTonightShow'', Jack Paar would often begin a joke with the phrase "I kid you not" by way of introduction to a bizarre piece of news. |
| 253 | * On ''Series/TopGearUK'' Jeremy is describing the large array of health and safety warnings that come with his quad-bike/jet-ski to James. His favorite warns about "forceful water penetration into the rectum or vagina". James put on a pair of glasses to take a closer look and confirmed that was the actual text of the warning. |
| 254 | * Episodes of ''Series/TheGoldbergs'' are based on Adam Goldberg's childhood, but in one episode when his elder sister steals their dad's car then accidentally backs it over a cliff, the narrator has to stop the car mid-plummet to assure the audience that his elder sibling really did accidentally drop the family car over a cliff. |
| 255 | * On ''[[Series/HarryHillsTVBurp TV Burp]]'', Harry Hill would invoke this trope when featuring real shows with ridiculous premises. |
| 256 | -->'''Harry Hill:''' Yeah, it's ''Young Butcher of the Year''. ''(turning to side camera)'' We haven't made it up, it's a real show. |
| 257 | * The ''Series/HappyDays'' episode, "The Magic Show", began with Ron Howard informing the audience that the magic tricks performed in the episode were done live and not the results of camera edits. |
| 258 | * PlayedForLaughs in an episode of ''Series/BetterCallSaul'', where a series of Saul's commercials show people overtly making obviously defamatory claims about damages done by various businesses in town that Saul can help you sue. At one point, a disclaimer flashes past at the bottom of the screen saying "Actor portrayal based on actual incidents or fiction." |
| 259 | * ''Series/WhereInTheWorldIsCarmenSandiego'' had an episode, [[https://youtu.be/GU85MvwMuyU&t=329 Tango Mysterioso]], where Greg Lee's own mother appeared as an informant to drop a clue. A subtitle below her said "Greg's Mother (Really...No Kidding)". His reaction sells the claim. |
| 260 | * Three game shows--''Call My Bluff'' (1965), ''Oh, My Word!'' (1967) and ''Wordplay'' (1986)--had the same basic objective, to give differing definitions to an unusual word and pick out the right definition. |
| 261 | [[/folder]] |
| 262 | |
| 263 | [[folder:Magazines]] |
| 264 | * ''Magazine/{{Dragon}}'''s April humor issue used to have a letter column with all the weirdest letters they'd got over the previous year, ranging from bizarre threats against fictional characters to people with a unique idea of what would make the game "realistic". They would regularly open these columns by assuring the reader that these were real letters from real people. |
| 265 | * ''National Lampoon'''s "True Facts". Otherwise comprised mostly of silly and outlandish news stories, certain issues dedicated to this also include the likes of businesses, road signs, and headlines. |
| 266 | * Similar to ''Dragon'', the sourcebook/fanzine ''The Rifter'' had an April Fool's edition which included ridiculous questions and their equally ridiculous answers. It's noted at the beginning of the article that some of the questions are real, and some are made up, [[ShrugOfGod though they don't say which is which]]. Though supposedly, the "group that killed Erin Tarn" letter was real. |
| 267 | * In his short ''Magazine/GameInformer'' review of ''VideoGame/KabukiWarriors'' for the Platform/{{Xbox}}, editor Andy [=McNamara=] wrote that the early A.I. opponents are so easy that "I literally won a match just bashing the controller against my ass. I wish I was joking, but the score is seriously ''Kabuki Warriors'' zero, my ass one." |
| 268 | [[/folder]] |
| 269 | |
| 270 | [[folder:Music]] |
| 271 | * The musical satirist Creator/AnnaRussell did routines that were factually accurate, yet got so many laughs, that [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eN5dAQLYYrs&t=24m57s "You know, I'm not making this up!"]] became her most famous catchphrase. She may be the TropeCodifier. |
| 272 | * There is a really brilliant choral cantata called ''Rejoice In The Lamb'' by Benjamin Britten, based off the semi-crazy poem ''Jubilate Agno'' by the semi-crazy Christopher Smart. The alto solo begins like this: |
| 273 | -->''For the mouse is a creature of great personal valor!\ |
| 274 | For — this is a true case—\ |
| 275 | Cat takes female mouse: male mouse will not depart,\ |
| 276 | But stands threatening and daring...'' |
| 277 | * Luke Ski prefaces "Born To Lose" by assuring listeners that every word (and hence, every humiliation of his that it recounts) is absolutely true. |
| 278 | * Music/FrankZappa's "Let's Make The Water Turn Black", which recalls the hijinks of brothers Ronnie and Kenny Williams, Frank's neighbors during the early 1960s. |
| 279 | -->''Now believe me when I tell you that my song is really true\ |
| 280 | I want everyone to listen and believe\ |
| 281 | It's about some little people from a long time ago\ |
| 282 | And all the things the neighbors didn't know...'' |
| 283 | * The track which precedes Music/TheArrogantWorms satirical song "Let There Be Guns" is [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin "A Real Letter From a Real Yahoo"]], which is simply a letter to the editor [[spoiler:by Bill Macy of Gainesville, Florida, to the Gainesville Sun]], read aloud with no musical accompaniment. |
| 284 | * The French release for the 1975 Music/MikeOldfield single "Don Alfonso" (a comedy song from the perspective of a bullfighter) has his name labeled as "Mike Oldfield (Oui! Mike Oldfield)", as if to say "Yes, this is the same Mike Oldfield that did ''Music/TubularBells''" |
| 285 | [[/folder]] |
| 286 | |
| 287 | [[folder:Newspapers]] |
| 288 | * Richard Littlejohn of the [[UsefulNotes/BritishNewspapers Daily Mail]] is memetically famous for the phrases "[[FunetikAksent yuman rights", "elf 'n safety"]], and "couldn't make this up". Except research has found that, yes, he actually does. Constantly. |
| 289 | * The Boston Globe once ran [[http://www.boston.com/travel/blog/2012/03/boston_a_haven.html?p1=Well_MostPop_Emailed1_HP an article]] where the first sentence was literally "We are not making this up: Boston is a very safe place to drive." Given the city's [[DrivesLikeCrazy reputation]], the disclaimer was necessary. |
| 290 | * From [[http://www.latimes.com/news/nation-and-world/la-fg-italy-scandal6-2010mar06,0,5062523.story an LA Times article]] about an Italian politician whose sex scandal with trans South American prostitutes drove him to a monastery: "Note to reader: The writer would love to pretend he has made all this up, but this is Italy, where one's imagination pales beside the operatic brio of real-life librettos that unfold with delicious, unseemly decadence." |
| 291 | * The New Jersey Nets basketball team had an ''abysmal'' 2009-2010 season, with a final record of 12–70. Once, after winning a game, one paper's headline read: "It's true: Nets win!" |
| 292 | * Humor columnist Creator/DaveBarry frequently ''does'' make things up for the sake of parody, so when he is ''not'' doing so he sometimes asserts "I am not making this up" to avoid [[PoesLaw any mistakes]]. |
| 293 | [[/folder]] |
| 294 | |
| 295 | [[folder:Podcasts]] |
| 296 | * In ''Podcast/MomCantCook: A DCOM Podcast'', hosts Andy and Luke note that in several Creator/DisneyChannel Original Movies, there are occasions when the connection between two scenes seems random or disjointed, and feel the need to state that they aren't glossing over or exaggerating anything for comedic effect. This is emphasised especially strongly for ''Film/{{Under Wraps|1997}}'' and ''The Other Me'', which aren't as easily findable as the other films watched (and therefore the listeners are more reliant on their descriptions). |
| 297 | [[/folder]] |
| 298 | |
| 299 | [[folder:Radio]] |
| 300 | * On ''Radio/WaitWaitDontTellMe'', host Peter Sagal often embellishes parts of stories for comedy, and the audience and panelists know this. If part of the true story sounds unbelievable, he will preface it with one of these so everyone knows he isn't joking this time. |
| 301 | -->'''Peter:''' They've robbed twelve banks, and they nearly botched one of their getaways because - and this is true - one of the desperadoes had to keep stopping to pee. |
| 302 | * In the late 1940s the ''{{ComicBook/Superman}}'' Radio show had Superman take on the KKK, with Supes observing and roundly mocking all of the weird rituals and initiations with a hard emphasis that this is what real Klan members believed at the time. The widespread mockery that this caused Klan members to suffer is credited as one of the reasons the first iteration of it fell apart; nobody could take them seriously anymore and it wasn't "cool" to be part of this collection of weirdos that even the ultimate American ideal in Superman thought was dumb. |
| 303 | * On the ''Radio/ImSorryIHaventAClue'' Advice Book round, when the "real" answers were dafter than the teams' joke ones, Humph would remind the audience that they all came from a real book. |
| 304 | * Satirized at the start of Stan Freberg's "St. George and the Dragonet": |
| 305 | -->The story you are about to hear is true. Only the needle should be changed to protect the record. |
| 306 | * In ''Radio/TheHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy1978,'' Marvin the robot reveals that the question to the answer ("42") to Life, the Universe and Everything is imprinted in Arthur Dent's brainwaves. Zaphod waves it off as Marvin making it up. |
| 307 | -->'''Marvin:''' Making it up? Why should I make anything up? Life's bad enough as it is without inventing any more of it. |
| 308 | [[/folder]] |
| 309 | |
| 310 | [[folder:Religion]] |
| 311 | * OlderThanFeudalism in Literature/TheBible: |
| 312 | ** Several apostles have made this claim, often appealing to the fact that there were still-living witnesses at the time of writing: |
| 313 | --->'''John 19:35:''' "[[ThirdPersonPerson The man who saw it]] has given testimony, and his testimony is true. He knows that he tells the truth, and he testifies so that you also may believe."\ |
| 314 | '''Acts 26:25-26:''' But Paul said, "I am not going mad, most noble Festus, but speak the words of truth and a sound mind. For the king, before whom I also speak freely, knows these things; for I am convinced that none of these things escapes his attention since this thing was not done in a corner."\ |
| 315 | '''1 Corinthians 15:6:''' After [Christ was raised up,] he was seen by over five hundred brothers at once, the most of whom remain to the present, but some have [[DeadlyEuphemism fallen asleep]].\ |
| 316 | '''2 Peter 1:16:''' For we did not follow cunningly devised fables when we made known to you the power and coming of our Lord Jesus Christ, but were eyewitnesses of His majesty. |
| 317 | ** There's also the preemptive invocation of this trope: |
| 318 | --->'''[[Literature/BookOfHabakkuk Habakkuk 1:5]]:''' Behold ye among the heathen, and regard, and wonder marvelously: for I will work a work in your days, which ye will not believe, though it be told to you. |
| 319 | ** Jesus had a habit of peppering his sermons with "Truly, truly I say to you..." as a way of saying "Listen up, here comes something really important". |
| 320 | * The Book of Mormon begins with a lengthy introduction called the [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Three_Witnesses Testimony of the Three Witnesses.]] |
| 321 | [[/folder]] |
| 322 | |
| 323 | [[folder:Stand-Up Comedy]] |
| 324 | * If a comedian tells a true story to get laughs, you will often hear from them, "I'm not making this up" (or a variation of the phrase). Despite this disclaimer, it's still pretty hard to tell whether or not the story in question is true. |
| 325 | * Creator/AnnaRussell drops this line as part of her "analysis" of Wagner's ''[[Theatre/TheRingOfTheNibelung Ring des Nibelungen]]''. |
| 326 | * Creator/ChristopherTitus used it when describing to the audience his father's ''exact'' wishes on how he wanted his funeral and how he wanted to be buried. [[spoiler:He wanted to be put into a cardboard box, "open casket", a cover charge at the door (ladies get in free), and everyone would get a chance to pee on him (complete with Willie Nelsons "Blue-Eyes Crying in the Rain" playing).]] And that isn't even covering what he wanted to be done with his ashes... |
| 327 | -->"On my children... I did not write that, I am repeating it." |
| 328 | ** Just listening to Titus' stuff, it's not hard to realize he's making rather little of it up. The majority of it seems to be true, with just a little exaggeration here and there. He's admitted himself, his job is rather like therapy for him, as he's telling stories from his life and having people laugh along with him. If he "mock laughs", he's still working on finding it funny. |
| 329 | -->"Stopped drinking because it's not really good for your health - and I fell into a bonfire." *audience laughs, Titus mock-laughs* "Yeah, you're done drinkin' then, you don't need AA." |
| 330 | ** Also happens in his special ''Neverlution'' when he is talking about the attempted Times Square car bomb. He says "I've been in comedy for 25 years, and I have never been that funny." |
| 331 | * Creator/BillCosby ended up creating a whole routine about being on the receiving end of a CurbStompBattle when he played football for Temple University. He did so because he was tired of people asking him if his claims that he played football were true. |
| 332 | -->"Don't keep asking me 'did you really play?' ''Yes'', I really played! At one time, I had a beautiful body!" |
| 333 | * Creator/JeffDunham starts his show ''"Arguing With Myself"'' relating an incident involving customs officers and Peanut (one of his puppets). "This is all true, it's too stupid to make up..." |
| 334 | ** Not to mention the jokes Peanut makes about... the geniuses who brought a bunch of deaf people to a ventriloquist act. Jeff finishes with: "the sad part is, this is all completely true." |
| 335 | ** When he unveils several embarrassing photos of himself and his dummies from his younger days, he assures the audience that none of them were photoshopped. |
| 336 | * Creator/DanaCarvey also used this in regards to the Presidency of UsefulNotes/GeorgeWBush. |
| 337 | -->'''Dana Carvey:''' '''''You can't write this shit!''''' |
| 338 | * Similarly, in Creator/WillFerrell's one-man show ''You're Welcome America'', in which he played [[UsefulNotes/GeorgeWBush Dubya]], a screen would occasionally ding loudly and display "Actual Quote" to distinguish Ferrell's brand of inanity from Bush's (the authentic quotes were usually dumber). |
| 339 | * Mike Birbiglia actually lampshades his use of it in one routine, taking a moment to comment on how hard it is to convince people that he is, in fact, telling the truth. |
| 340 | -->These people come up to me after the show and go "Is that true?" and I go "Yeah", and they go "Is it?" and I'm not really sure what to say to that. I guess I could go "YEAH!" and they'd go "It's probably true, he said it louder." |
| 341 | * Wendy Bagwell: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MATOIAv4jlk "And this is a fact, what I'm telling you, with my hand up..."]] (1:25). That phrase shows up in some form in most of Wendy's stories. |
| 342 | * "And this is true -- unlike all the other bullshit I've been feeding you. 'When she started to tell the truth at the end, it really opened up for me, I just walked through, I felt connection for once...'" - Kate Clinton |
| 343 | * Otis Lee Crenshaw, delivering a joke about psychopath Charles Manson, states that he "holds the world record for one-armed press-ups, and - I am not making this up - the world record for tossing midget." |
| 344 | * When Creator/LewisBlack talks about his experiences in Miami, specifically when his rental car was stolen, he describes an encounter with a police officer who did not have a firm grasp of the English language. Verbs eluded him. Before repeating what the officer said, Black quips: |
| 345 | -->And I'm quoting here because I don't have the time or the energy to make shit up anymore. He said, "How you money make." |
| 346 | * Creator/BrianRegan used a bit where he related some of the most inane instructions he'd ever seen... on the side of a box of Pop-Tarts. It had, like, [[RuleOfFunny 17 steps to it]] ([[http://www2.kelloggs.com/ProductDetail.aspx?id=439 actually just 3]]), along with microwave instructions! |
| 347 | -->'''Regan:''' And I swear, it says "Microwave on high for ''three seconds'' "...If you're wakin', eatin', and haulin' in 3 seconds, it's time for a change of lifestyle. |
| 348 | * Creator/RussellPeters has a [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-aR9cs8Ywx4 bit]] about sign language. The signs themselves are [[RefugeInAudacity appalling]]. |
| 349 | * Yakov Smirnoff found himself having to say this when mentioning that during his career in the Soviet Union he had to submit his routines to the Ministry of Comedy for approval. This wasn't originally part of the act -- people genuinely thought he was kidding! |
| 350 | * In one of Adam Hills' numerous anecdotes about his prosthetic foot, he mentions that he had to list it as a disability on his driver's license application (though he doesn't consider himself disabled because there's nothing he can't do aside from wearing thongs). Whenever he tells this story, he makes a point of bringing an audience member on stage to read out the condition on his license: "Must wear artificial right foot while driving." |
| 351 | * Creator/HannibalBuress had a routine about Creator/BillCosby, where he criticized Cosby for having a smug public persona: "He gets on TV, "Pull your pants up black people, I was on TV in the '80s! I can talk down to you because I had a successful sitcom!" Yeah, but you rape women, Bill Cosby, so turn the crazy down a couple notches. "I don't curse on stage!" But yeah you're a rapist, so…" Buress then added that he's not just joking and there are a lot of rape allegations against Cosby, but people don't believe him when he talks about it. "I've done this bit on stage and people don't believe me, people think I'm making it up. I'm like, "Bill Cosby has a lot of rape allegations," and they go, "No, you do!" Ironically, a recording of this routine went viral, causing many women to come forward with allegations about Cosby. Cosby's public image was ruined and he was eventually tried and convicted of sexual assault. Although his conviction was overturned three years later. |
| 352 | * During George Carlin's 10th HBO special, George Carlin: 40 Years of Comedy, an unusually short, for Carlin, 27-minute set with a 1/2 hour retrospective on his career is performed. During the set, Carlin tells the story about how his male cat loses his testicles, later his penis, and starts being the bottom to his male dog during sex. At the end of the set (as John Stewart is about to interview him, though sometimes the montage airs at the end of the show) a montage of pictures from George's life is shown, including the cat with all his parts, then no parts, and then the dog seemingly mounting the cat. |
| 353 | * Creator/RandyFeltface, in his Ernest Hemingway segment, whenever he goes into or describes something batshit crazy that he found out Hemingway did. |
| 354 | -->'''Randy:''' Got pneumonia, moved back to Cuba, and spent of his spare time on his boat, tracking Nazi U-boats with a machine gun and a pile of hand grenades! ''I am not making this shit up!''\ |
| 355 | '''Randy:''' ''(later in the same bit)'' Had a file opened on him by J. Edgar Hoover. Left a bunch of shit in a safe in Cuba and moved to Idaho, paranoid that the feds were following him. ''[[SuddenlyShouting Which they were, because he spent most of the [=1940s=] working for the KGB!]]'' Again: ''not making this shit up!'' |
| 356 | * Creator/JeffFoxworthy once had a bit about a family party at Hooters, "If I'm lyin' I'm dyin'!" |
| 357 | * The video clip for Austen Tayshus' spoken-word single, "Australiana", opens with a voice-over claiming that the story to follow is true. "Only the names have been changed [[HurricaneOfPuns to make it funny]]." |
| 358 | [[/folder]] |
| 359 | |
| 360 | [[folder:Talk Radio]] |
| 361 | * Creator/RushLimbaugh uses this as a sort of catchphrase when quoting news stories out of the newspaper that are... Well absurd. |
| 362 | -->I have here, in my formerly nicotine-stained-fingers, *rattles paper around near the mic* a story from Reuters that says... |
| 363 | * Herman Cain (while substituting for Radio/NealBoortz) has reassured listeners that the Congressional switchboard is indeed [=XXX-SOB-USOB=] and he is not making the number up. It turned out that the number while allowing the caller to be connected to their congressman's office, belonged to a lobbying firm, not the government. |
| 364 | * Radio/WaitWaitDontTellMe's Peter Sagal also says "...and this is true:" a lot. While the fact thus introduced may indeed be true, it's usually followed up by another one that's ''blatantly'' false. |
| 365 | ** The "Bluff the Listener" challenge is this [[InvertedTrope inverted]], two panelists will make stories up, and a third will tell a true story, and the listener has to guess the true one. |
| 366 | *** The game show ''Balderdash'' works on the same principle. Three celebrities will give a factoid about a particular topic; one of them is true. |
| 367 | * There's a round called ''Notes And Queries'' on ''Radio/ImSorryIHaventAClue'', in which Humph asks a question and one of the panelists come up with a possible answer before Humph reads out the real one. Whenever the questions or answers got ridiculous enough, Humph would remind everyone that they were "out of a real book". |
| 368 | [[/folder]] |
| 369 | |
| 370 | [[folder:Theatre]] |
| 371 | * During Creator/AnnaRussell's synopsis of Music/RichardWagner's ''Theatre/DerRingDesNibelungen'', she looks at the audience and says "I'm not making this up, you know!" (And she isn't.) Due to the context and delivery, it's one of the biggest laugh lines in her entire ''Ring'' routine. (This phrase became so strongly identified with her that it is, in fact, the title of her autobiography.) |
| 372 | * The Fly-By-Night Club, a comedy revue in Alaska that performed at a (now long-closed) theater, had the running-gag line of "We're not making this up, people; we're not that good," when talking about epic non-politics failures by U.S. Representative Don Young and Senator Lisa Murkowski (they bet in one of Alaska's only legal pool bets, that the ice at a specific spot on a specific river would break... On April 31st). |
| 373 | * In the musical ''Theatre/TheRobberBridegroom'', the opening number, "Once Upon the Natchez Trace", contains repeated assertions that "this is true." Of course, this song talks about things like a man whose brother was only a talking head, and a woman whose beauty was so incredible that her sleeping naked under a full moon caused the moon to burn as hot as the sun. |
| 374 | * German comedian Volker Pispers says the line in regards to an experiment, where they pitched a monkey against investment-bankers. |
| 375 | * One particularly funny moment of ''{{Theatre/Hamilton}}'' has this when Burr tells us that Hamilton was ''so'' popular with the ladies, Martha Washington named a particularly randy tomcat after him. |
| 376 | -->'''Hamilton:''' ''([[BreakingTheFourthWall to the audience]])'' That's true! |
| 377 | ** Made funnier by the fact that Hamilton was originally played by the director, producer, and writer -- it's basically Lin-Manuel Miranda breaking character just to geek out a little bit and assure us that no, he did ''not'' make this part up. |
| 378 | *** Which gets even better/worse when you find out it was likely ''not'' true - it was originally put forth by British newspapers as a grandiose claim meant to discredit the rebels. |
| 379 | * Creator/CarrieFisher went to this length during her ''Wishful Drinking'' comedic show to make sure everyone believed her when she said George Lucas told her to not wear a bra under her costume for ''[[Film/ANewHope Star Wars]]'' since "there's no underwear in space". |
| 380 | * A minor example in ''Theatre/TheDrowsyChaperone'' when the Man in the Chair claims that ShowWithinAShow actor Roman Bartelli was partially eaten by his poodles after he died. Of course, Roman Bartelli isn't a real actor (none of the "actors" in the show are), so the story is entirely made up. In-universe, though, it's true. |
| 381 | -->'''The Man in the Chair:''' Try not to think about the poodles. |
| 382 | ** And another in the beginning when the Man in the Chair claims [[HypocriticalHumor people used to actually]] ''[[HypocriticalHumor enjoy]]'' [[HypocriticalHumor theater]]. Can you imagine? |
| 383 | [[/folder]] |
| 384 | |
| 385 | [[folder:Video Games]] |
| 386 | * ''VideoGame/WorldOfWarcraft'' now has [[http://www.wowhead.com/spell=65917 one of these]]: |
| 387 | -->Summons and dismisses a rideable Magic Rooster. No, seriously. This is a very fast mount. |
| 388 | %%* The achievement for beating the final chapter of ''VideoGame/{{Portal 2}}'' bears the description "That Just Happened." Given how you earn it, it's nice to have the confirmation. |
| 389 | * In Snowdin Forest in ''VideoGame/{{Undertale}}'', you can find a sign reading "WARNING: Dog Marriage" (foreshadowing the mini-boss fight with [[BattleCouple Dogamy and Dogaressa]]). Read it again, and you'll be informed: "Yes, you read that correctly". |
| 390 | * In ''VideoGame/{{VHFSMACVUSMRRM}}'', the Arcade mode ending for WesternAnimation/FelixTheCat has him going to visit his lover, Miss Kitty and finds out [[spoiler:she had a lot of kittens while he was away. Unable to take the responsibility he proceeds to go to a gas plant to [[DrivenToSuicide end his life]].]] The ending then points out [[WesternAnimation/FelineFollies "This is canon, look it up."]] |
| 391 | * ''VideoGame/HiFiRush'' is a colourful rhythm action game. ''VideoGame/TheEvilWithin'' is a SurvivalHorror game. Both are made by the same studio. The announcement trailer for ''Hi-Fi RUSH'' even said "From the makers of ''The Evil Within''. (Seriously)." |
| 392 | * ''Cheesed Off!'' is set in the Delaware Museum of Cheese. One of the room descriptions states: |
| 393 | -->This room is a monument to [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Novak_Djokovic Novak Djokovic]], a tennis champion, philanthropist, and the world's biggest lover of donkey cheese. So much so, that he once bought an entire year's production of the most expensive donkey cheese for his restaurants.\ |
| 394 | \ |
| 395 | This is a thing that actually happened. |
| 396 | * ''VideoGame/PrehistoricKingdom'': In Vol. 1 of the game's artbook, the page for the Coastal Biome notes how most of the dinosaurs in-game love said biome and states that you can find it in their "likes" list. It then follows this up by saying "No, really, check it. We're waiting". And yes, most of the dinosaurs in-game prefer the coastal biome. |
| 397 | [[/folder]] |
| 398 | |
| 399 | [[folder:Web Animation]] |
| 400 | * ''WebAnimation/HelluvaBoss'': In [[Recap/HelluvaBossS2E6Oops "Oops"]], the subtitle explaining that the fly/chihuahua hybrid demons are called queives (as in the plural of queef) is prefaced with "yeah you saw that right". |
| 401 | [[/folder]] |
| 402 | |
| 403 | [[folder:Webcomics]] |
| 404 | * ''Webcomic/PennyArcade'' has this in a strip discussing the [[HoYay gay porn]] CollectionSidequest in ''VideoGame/ShadowHeartsCovenant'': [[http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2004/10/04/ "That's not the joke. This is something you actually do."]] |
| 405 | ** The title of the strip detailing Gabe's encounter with Jack Thompson is entitled [[http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2005/10/14/ "And All Of It True."]] |
| 406 | ** Also, the Gillette Razor Power Fusion Gamer: [[http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2009/03/02 "This Is Actually A Real Thing."]] |
| 407 | ** [[http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2014/08/18/mr.-popularity "Mr. Popularity"]] shows that Tycho has over 24,000 unanswered emails on his iPhone; the middle panel of the strip shows a screenshot of it with a caption assuring the reader that it's for real. |
| 408 | * ''Webcomic/MonsterOfTheWeek'', AffectionateParody of ''Series/TheXFiles'', has author Shaenon Garrity sometimes noting that a really improbable thing in the strip has actually happened in the series. |
| 409 | ** In ''War of the Coprophages'' author notes: "I can do nothing better with this episode than just quote all the best lines". She proceeds to do [[HilarityEnsues exactly that]]. |
| 410 | ** ''"Left his heart in San Francisco" - Actual joke used in this episode''[[note]]It's about organ traffickers.[[/note]] |
| 411 | ** ''Old lady eaten by chickens: thing that happens'' |
| 412 | ** ''Real fact: Horse framed in the scientist's death'' |
| 413 | ** Taken to RunningGag levels: sometimes arrow points at some speech bubble with "Actual line/joke/dialogue used in the episode" attached. |
| 414 | * Seen in [[http://dizzy.pestermom.com/?p=thcomic12 this]] parody in ''Webcomic/TouhouNekokayou''. |
| 415 | * [[http://xkcd.com/204/ This]] ''Webcomic/{{xkcd}}'' strip puts the disclaimer in the alt-text. |
| 416 | * ''Webcomic/ManlyGuysDoingManlyThings'': |
| 417 | ** The comic has a Franchise/{{Pokemon}} villain doing a speech on how he'll cleanse society of its dregs, and is promptly applauded by a professor for being "passionate". In the commentary, the author [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/comic/i-was-so-surprised-to-find-out-he-was-the-bad-guy said most of the dialogue was verbatim from the game.]] |
| 418 | --->'''TheRant:''' In case you aren't familiar with ''[[VideoGame/PokemonXAndY Pokemon X/Y]]'', most of the dialogue in this comic is taken from actual in-game dialogue and Prof Sycamore's reaction is how he actually responded to Lysandre's weird Serial killer rant. |
| 419 | ** The comic with the apt Rant "[[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/comic/git-it-gurl This is almost completely without exaggeration the plot of]] VideoGame/HyruleWarriors." Girl wants boy. King of evil tells girl to get boy. Girl tries to get boy, resulting in releasing the king of evil and allowing him to wreak havoc upon the world. |
| 420 | --->'''Ganondorf:''' AHAHAHAHA! Oh my God! This turned out so much better than I could ever have imagined! |
| 421 | * ''Webcomic/FullFrontalNerdity'' does it in [[http://ffn.nodwick.com/?p=365 this strip.]] |
| 422 | ** And again in [[http://ffn.nodwick.com/?p=503 this strip.]] |
| 423 | * [[http://www.phdcomics.com/comics/archive.php?comicid=1244 This comic]] from ''Webcomic/{{PHD}}'', recounting artist Jorge Cham's experiences at British customs -- which were absurd enough that there are not one, but ''two'', disclaimers. |
| 424 | * Used in the opening panel of [[http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=47 this]] classic ''Webcomic/VGCats''. |
| 425 | * ''Webcomic/LilFormers'' did a [[http://www.lilformers.com/blog/2009/09/21/09212009/ comic parodying handheld games,]] including a panel about ''VideoGame/{{Scribblenauts}}'', which included in TheRant a note, "The above strip is not even a joke, that's really how I beat that level." |
| 426 | * ''Webcomic/CyanideAndHappiness'': |
| 427 | ** [[http://www.explosm.net/comics/1310/ This]] strip points out that [[Webcomic/CtrlAltDel Tim Buckley]] actually said this in the file name. And he actually did. [[http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/cadbortion-ctrlaltdel-parodies Cyanide was hardly the only source that mocked this]]. [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ctrl%2BAlt%2BDel_(webcomic)#Criticism Or the fact that the author "gleefully" made a comic strip about this misfortune, for the matter...]] |
| 428 | ** [[http://www.explosm.net/comics/3217/ This]] strip, regarding the idea that gay marriage is the first step to legalizing interspecies marriage. |
| 429 | --->After they legalized gay marriage, it was just a slippery slope until goat marriage was legal too.*\ |
| 430 | * Some people pretty much think this. |
| 431 | * ''Webcomic/DarthsAndDroids'' has done this by name at least [[http://www.darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0512.html once,]] linking back to this very wiki. Note that this is incorrect use, and [[DoNotTryThisAtHome should not be mimicked]]. |
| 432 | * In ''Webcomic/{{Concession}}'', Kate (who is a pedophile) takes Artie (who is not, despite [[ItMakesSenseInContext that one time with the 9 year old transgender kid]]) [[http://concessioncomic.com/index.php?pid=20080509 to a NAMBLA meeting.]] In TheRant, Immy assured the reader that this is, in fact, [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_American_Man/Boy_Love_Association a real thing.]] |
| 433 | * In one ''Webcomic/RealLifeComics'' strip, a Dave and Busters waitress refuses to serve Mae a Pepsi because [[InsaneTrollLogic she's not old enough to drink alcohol]]. In TheRant, Mae Dean says that this actually happened to her. |
| 434 | * Used by Sonya of ''Webcomic/MenageA3'' [[https://pixietrixcomix.com/menage-a-3/i-swear here.]] |
| 435 | * ''Webcomic/GirlGenius'' carried a message of goodwill to its colorist and his wife who was going through childbirth. When referencing her, they felt the need to clarify that yes, her middle name really is Danger. |
| 436 | * In-universe in ''{{Webcomic/Shortpacked}}'': after having some plotlines summarized, Ethan explains he [[http://www.shortpacked.com/2012/comic/book-14/06-girthday/grounded/ cannot leave his retail job to do stand-up comedy full time]] because "I can't make this shit up!" |
| 437 | * ''Webcomic/CriticalMiss'' has one in [[http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/comics/critical-miss/10106-The-War-Z this strip]] while trying (and failing) to satirize a quote by the executive producer of The War Z. |
| 438 | * Appears in ''Webcomic/ExterminatusNow'' [[http://exterminatusnow.co.uk/2005-03-08/comic/non-storyline/randoms/newspapers-smoozepapers/ in reference to a real-life event]]: |
| 439 | -->'''Lothar (character):''' "Police Waste 3 Hours at Bumper Cars After a Report of a Collision."\ |
| 440 | '''Writer's Note:''' '''Actual''' story I read in a newspaper -- Lothar |
| 441 | * ''Webcomic/DumbingOfAge'': |
| 442 | ** A strip in which [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2014/comic/book-4/02-i-was-a-teenage-churchmouse/drives/ Sarah and Jacob bond over mocking Joyce's creationism]] ends with Sarah saying "You don't even have to spin the things she believes into jokes! You can just say what they are!" and has the AltText "THIS IS WHAT JOYCE BROWNS ACTUALLY BELIEVE". |
| 443 | ** Speaking of Joyce... [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/about/ The about page]] assures the readers that she is not in any way a [[TheWarOnStraw Straw]] [[TheFundamentalist Fundamentalist]] -- she is, in fact, autobiographical. Given just how wild some of the things she says are, any lesser disclaimer would have been impossible to swallow. |
| 444 | * ''Webcomic/PlanetOfHats'', which turns each episode of ''Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries'' into a comic, will note that certain lines that could be mistaken for parody (e.g., "They're not crew, they're me cargo!" from "Mudd's Women") comes from the show itself. |
| 445 | * ''Webcomic/{{Digger}}'' has a farm or two full of squashes, [[http://diggercomic.com/blog/2007/06/08/digger-553/ which turn vampire]] if they're left unharvested for a fortnight (or left through the winter solstice). Ursula Vernon added a note specifically saying that no, she didn't come up with it, it's ''really'' a Balkan [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vampire_pumpkins_and_watermelons folk legend.]] |
| 446 | * In ''The Devil's Panties'' strip for 11/01/2001 (No link, NSFW) Jenny observes an odd game of tag between her cat and her roommate saying "You guys think I make this (stuff) up". |
| 447 | * Poking fun at Marvel and Netflix for producing shows based on (then) obscure Marvel characters, ''Webcomic/{{Sheldon}}'' suggested they could make shows based around characters such as [[ComicBook/TheFightForAsgard Frog Thor]] and [[Characters/MarvelComicsFrightfulFour Paste-Pot Pete]]. In their respective panels there are disclaimers saying "This for realsies happened" and "Seriously. Look him up." |
| 448 | * In the autobiographical ''Webcomic/JoeVsElanSchool'', the narrator often has to remind readers that he's not exaggerating any part of his story, that [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elan_School Elan School]] really ''was'' as bad as he describes. Oftentimes he'll include photographs whenever he can, he frequently cites other accounts that corroborate his narrative, and he's included a [[https://elan.school/proof/ "Proof" page]] on his site with articles and videos about Elan. |
| 449 | * In one ''Muertitos'' strip, [[http://muertitos.comicgenesis.com/d/20050428.html Honeo and Ankhmutes are given detention]] because a bully attacked them and Honeo flailed around when she grabbed him, with the principal saying that he should have went limp because he could have hit someone. The last panel states that this isn't an exaggeration, as many schools in real life have zero tolerance policies where [[CrimeOfSelfDefense kids who get bullied aren't allowed to hit back and have to take it if they get beat up.]] |
| 450 | [[/folder]] |
| 451 | |
| 452 | [[folder:Web Originals]] |
| 453 | * The online newspaper and opinion site Vox did a piece the book ''A Libertarian Walks Into a Bear'', about the real life events of when a large group of Libertarians decided to turn the town of Grafton, New Hampshire into a Libertarian "paradise", resulting in the town becoming overrun with bears. They opened it with "Seriously, this happened. You should absolutely read about it." |
| 454 | [[/folder]] |
| 455 | |
| 456 | [[folder:Web Videos]] |
| 457 | * "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUQg8tDYZ-E Billy Mays Sells More Foreign Themed Products in His Pursuit of World Domination]]" has a scene where Creator/BillyMays creates a [=GoFundMe=] to improve the economy of UsefulNotes/{{Greenland}}. He also promises to "send millions of antidepressants and extensive mental health care to fix that shockingly high suicide rate". At the end, he says "And that is not a joke", while showing the Website/{{Wikipedia}} page for [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_suicide_rate listing countries by suicide rate]]. |
| 458 | * ''WebAnimation/DorklyOriginals'': [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsAKDe2g3z0 "If Pokedex Entries Were Literal (Volume 32)"]] has a Hitmonchan complain about how hypocritical it was for Creator/ShigeruMiyamoto to be okay with Gothirita brainwashing and kidnapping children to make friends but tried to get Rare to have James Bond hug all the bad guys at the end of VideoGame/{{GoldenEye1997}} because he though the game was too violent. He even says "I'm serious! Look it up!" midway through his rant. |
| 459 | * The first instalment of the ''WebVideo/DumbLawyerQuotesIRLButInAceAttorney'', which contains hilariously stupid exchanges between lawyers and witnesses, begins with, "FYI: These were said in actual courts." |
| 460 | * In an episode of ''WebVideo/EpicRapBattlesOfHistory'', Creator/QuentinTarantino mocks Creator/AlfredHitchcock for being rejected by the British Army due to his obesity. Tarantino then breaks the fourth wall to assure the audience that that really happened, and he even tells the viewers to look it up on Website/{{Wikipedia}} if we don't believe him.[[note]]Tarantino's only half-right here: Hitchcock was initially rejected for being too young when UsefulNotes/WorldWar1 broke out in 1914, and by the time he was old enough to serve, his obesity prevented him from serving on the front lines. He was relegated to administrative work instead of being rejected outright.[[/note]] |
| 461 | * ''WebVideo/FalseSwipeGaming'': In the video covering Mr. Mime and Mr. Rime, Kellen says that Mr. Mime was banned to Ubers in Gen 3, and says that it's not some delayed April Fools' prank. He even says you can look it up yourself if you don't believe him. |
| 462 | * In the ''WebAnimation/HistoryMatters'' episode "Why Are Purple Flags So Rare", the narrator explains that [[https://youtu.be/IFMRtGyuVCo?t=55 the Royal French flag really was all white]] and not a mean joke about the [[CheeseEatingSurrenderMonkeys French's infamous reputation to always surrender]]. |
| 463 | * Because WebVideo/InternetHistorian's channel is largely based around summarizing ridiculous real life events in a humorous fashion, he will often end up stopping for a moment to inform the audience that what he's talking about did, in-fact, actually happen. |
| 464 | ** In "The Failure of Dashcon", as the video shows the convention organizers and goers performing ''Literature/TheHungerGames'' sign in a show of unity, [[FunWithSubtitles the subtitles]] read "This shit actually happened." |
| 465 | ** This happens twice in "The Story of [=Kony2012=]". The first comes when Internet Historian notes that the video Jason Russell made of him and his friends performing a dance routine to spread awareness of Kony's atrocities is an actual video that exists. The second comes right before discussing two of the ICC's potential plans to lure out Kony (the first being trying to get Creator/BradPitt and Creator/AngelinaJolie to call Kony out for a fake dinner, and later Creator/SeanPenn when the two refused, and the second being attempting to get use of Creator/GeorgeClooney's spy satellite so as to spy on Kony), where Internet Historian notes that he's not making any of this up, alongside the caption "This shit is too dumb to make up." |
| 466 | ** In "Going Camping at the End of the World", right before explaining the math Harold Camping used to predict when the Rapture would happen, Internet Historian stops to leave a disclaimer that "This isn't a bit" and that this is actually what Camping did. |
| 467 | ** In "The Cost of Concordia", after Internet Historian claims that de Falco told Schettino to "Vada a bordo, cazzo!" ("Get back on board, for fuck's sake!"), he makes it clear that this actually happened by playing the actual audio clip of de Falco saying it. |
| 468 | ** During "The Great iPhone Massacre" he talks about how [=4Chan=] tricked gullible users into putting their brand-new $700 iPhone 6s ''[[TooDumbToLive in the microwave to charge the battery]]'' and clarifies, while face-palming, "people ''really'' did this, by the way." |
| 469 | ** During "Very Serious Business" when he comes to the end of his coverage of the [=4Chan=] raid on a conference, where they were abusing Twitter live-feeds on large screens to humiliate the Gaylord Opryland resort, he concludes with a disclaimer that assures the viewer that, yes, they really ''are'' called [[https://www.marriott.com/en-us/hotels/bnago-gaylord-opryland-resort-and-convention-center/overview/ Gaylord Opryland]]. |
| 470 | * ''WebVideo/JetLagTheGame'': When it comes to some of the more ridiculously lucky or convenient situations, such as [[spoiler:Ben and Adam pulling the exact curse they needed at the exact right time in season 5]], the guys will often insist that the series is ''not'' scripted. |
| 471 | * WebVideo/JonTron has employed this a number of times: |
| 472 | ** When he puts a Commodore 64 cassette in a normal cassette player, he gets a [[HellIsThatNoise loud screeching noise]]. Cue Jon looking at the camera with a disturbed look on his face while "(ACTUAL NOISE IT MADE)" appears on-screen. |
| 473 | ** There's his ''Food Fight'' review, where he showcases a particularly crappy scene with [[ItMakesSenseInContext a chocolate squirrel crying chocolate]], pointing out via caption that is the "Literal actual noise from film!" |
| 474 | ** In his ''Pokemon Bootleg Games'' video, on [[TranslationTrainWreck one particularly (and hilariously) bad piece of translation]]: |
| 475 | --->''"I couldn't make this shit up. I couldn't make this shit up if I tr- I am '''sad''' that I lack the '''talent''', to make this shit up."'' |
| 476 | ** This one from the ''Zoo Race'' episode: Jon has to put up a small bit of text at the bottom, reading '''REMINDER: ACTUALLY HAPPENING''', because the situation the game found itself in, [[spoiler:a train, driven by a swimming champion sheep, crashing into a Bible verse billboard with each cart exploding into fireworks on impact,]] is just ''that'' absurd. |
| 477 | ** During ''Film/HowlingIIStirbaWerewolfBitch'' when showing the end credits which consist of the same clip of a woman opening her top and exposing her breast ''seventeen times'' to the drum beat of the music, bright yellow letters that read "UNDOCTORED FOOTAGE" are emblazoned at the top of the screen. |
| 478 | ** When playing a Chinese bootleg video game adaptation of ''WesternAnimation/{{The Lion King|1994}}'' Simba has to ride a zeppelin with a massive swastika on it. Granted it's actually a UsefulNotes/NonNaziSwastika, but the sight nevertheless trips the "You Can't Make This Shit Up Alarm": a ringing digital alarm clock that reads "LOL SRSLY?!" |
| 479 | --->'''''"BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! OH SORRY, WHAT'S THAT? THAT'S JUST THE 'YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP' ALARM!"''''' |
| 480 | ** Earlier, he's flabbergasted at the fact that a different bootleg has, as a Game Over screen, Simba, Timon or Pumbaa (depending on which one you chose to play as) being DrivenToSuicide. |
| 481 | --->''"Somebody made this, folks. This is real."'' |
| 482 | ** The start of his ''VideoGame/TakeshisChallenge'' review sees him compare the game's creation to that of Aphrodite, and stops his dramatic speech to confirm that this is actually how Aphrodite was born. |
| 483 | --->'''Jontron:''' '''''[[LargeHam LIKE APHRODITE RISING FROM THE SEAFOAM OF URANUS' SEVERED BALLSACK!]]''''' *To the side* [[MoodWhiplash No, really, I'm serious]], [[Myth/GreekMythology that's how it happened, look it up, it's... it's true, it's definitely true]]. |
| 484 | ** In his ''VideoGame/SpaceAce'' review, he points out that Creator/DonBluth is the half second-cousin of (former Massachusetts governor and then-recent presidential nominee) Mitt Romney, followed by a frenetic graphic proclaiming that "THIS IS ACTUALLY TRUE". |
| 485 | ** It happens a few times during the "movie" ''Film/CoolAsIce'' when at one part it abruptly cuts to high-speed looping animation of a kid in a rocking chair and dancing in front of a tv while a guy reads a newspaper played over wacky hip-hop music. During the scene the phrase "THIS IS ACTUALLY IN THE FILM" slowly appears on the screen. Not long after it cuts to one of Music/VanillaIce's friends wearing diving goggles and a headlamp while ''Series/TheTwilightZone1959'' music plays, this time with the caption "THIS IS ACTUALLY HOW THE FILM IS EDITED". And of course, [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment all of this comes and goes without context and is never mentioned again...]] |
| 486 | ** His Part 2 review of ''Series/KidNation'' has him interview Jimmy, an actual contestant on the show, and get confirmation that the show was more or less real and that yes, they actually did dump these kids off in the middle of nowhere and, outside of some minor concessions to stop it from going full ''Literature/LordOfTheFlies'', basically did leave the kids to their own devices. The episode's subtitle reads "FORTY KIDS. NO PARENTS. THEY ACTUALLY DID THIS." |
| 487 | * ''WebVideo/TheKillCount'': |
| 488 | ** During the ''Film/{{Tremors|1}}'' kill count, guest host Zoran mentions an episode of the [[Series/{{Tremors}} spinoff TV series]] that featured a [[ItMakesSenseInContext prehistoric shrimp monster]]. He then adds that he's being completely serious about that. |
| 489 | ** The Kill Count for ''Film/WinnieThePoohBloodAndHoney'' begins with James confirming that the movie is, in fact, real. |
| 490 | * In the ''WebAnimation/{{Mappy}}'' web series, there is one clarifying that Monmotaro coming out of Tarosuke's mouth actually ''does'' happen in ''Shadow Land'', the game they come from. |
| 491 | * Marsh (best known for his coverage of ''Franchise/ShinMegamiTensei'') predictably made one in his video about ''VideoGame/PeretEmHeruForThePrisoners'' regarding a particularly miraculous instance of good luck. For specifics, [[spoiler:he was faced with the task of saving Nei without any idea that he had to use the cell phone in his inventory, which meant that [[LuckBasedMission he had a 5/6 chance]] of failing to pick the right coffin and thus getting her killed -- and he guessed correctly on his first go]]. |
| 492 | -->"I'm dead serious, it was just a lucky guess, I was completely shocked." |
| 493 | * ''WebVideo/{{Max0r}}'': |
| 494 | ** At several points during his review of ''VideoGame/DoomEternal'', a message on screen states that "This gameplay is not sped up", hammering home that despite [=Max0r's=] RapidFireComedy editing style, the game really is that fast-paced. |
| 495 | ** Also from ''VideoGame/DoomEternal'', when discussing the DLC, he notes that "John Doom's Alexa is God... that's not a joke or an exaggeration. His name is Vega and he's the physical remnant of God's consciousness in AI form." This is, in fact, true in-game. |
| 496 | ** In "An Incorrect Summary of ''VideoGame/EldenRing''", when discussing the motivations of the demigods for starting the Shattering, most of them are pretty standard, except Mogh, who it is stated "was just really, really attracted to his younger brother". A note pops on the screen saying "This is canon"... and it is, in fact. |
| 497 | ** In "An Incorrect Summary of ''VideoGame/{{Ace Combat Zero|TheBelkanWar}}''", he briefly mentions that Sean Ryan, the actor portraying [[TheLancer Pixy]] in the [[LiveActionCutscene live-action cutscenes]], is the grown-up version of the kid [[HeAlsoDid who played]] Buzz in [[Recap/AreYouAfraidOfTheDarkSeason1TheTaleOfThePhantomCab the first episode]] of ''Series/AreYouAfraidOfTheDark''. He then adds "I'm serious, look it up." as footage of the episode plays alongside Pixy's interview, captioned with "Yes. That is actually him." |
| 498 | ** In his ''An Incorrect Summary of ''VideoGame/MetalGearRising'''', the words "actual in-game dialogue" tend to pop up for lines such as "Memes. The DNA of the soul," and "Don't fuck with ''this'' Senator!" |
| 499 | * ''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic'': |
| 500 | ** When he announces he is reviewing ''WesternAnimation/TitanicTheLegendGoesOn'', he kicks it off by saying "Now before you say anything let me answer your very first question: Yes, this is '''real!'''" |
| 501 | ** In his review of ''Film/InspectorGadget1999'', when a Platform/{{Yahoo}} billboard falls on Dr. Claw's car, on-screen text clarifies that he didn't add the jingle. |
| 502 | ** His review of ''Film/Catwoman2004'' begins with a skit where a number of the actresses who wanted to be Catwoman are in grief counseling and the counselor recounts how Creator/SeanYoung ambushed Creator/TimBurton dressed as the character in order to force him to put her in the role. Then he looks right at the camera: |
| 503 | --->'''Counselor:''' That's not comedic writing. She really did that, folks. |
| 504 | ** During his review of ''Film/SpaceJam'', he talks about how in the movie, UsefulNotes/MichaelJordan retires from basketball to become a professional baseball player. |
| 505 | --->'''Critic:''' And that's not bad writing. That actually happened. |
| 506 | * Panda Redd had to release a [[https://www.tiktok.com/@thepandaredd/video/7122293659696991531?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc&web_id=7008292474603062790 video]] about his Lord Deathman skits and explain that no, nothing he's said about Lord Deathman is fake. His name really is Larry, he really does look like a man in a cheap Skeletor costume, and he really can name every pokemon and their evolutions. He later had to release another video telling everyone that yes, Lord Deathman really is dating Ra's al Ghul's mother. |
| 507 | * ''WebVideo/PiratesSMP'': After making a Grappling Squok, a GrapplingHookPistol made from giant squid tentacles, Scott decides to show it off to the rest of the server, including Apokuna. Apo [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-j90QTxujc explains it thusly]] to his audience: |
| 508 | -->'''cc!Apo:''' So, my friend Scott unlocked the power of tentacles on the Pirates SMP. Yeah, I'm serious. |
| 509 | * WebVideo/ProZD's video [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uA5EhWKLV30 "when card names get ridiculous"]] digs at {{Overly Long Name}}s, but the first card played is Buffalong Bill, and he breaks character to confirm that it is a real card from ''Battle Spirits Saga''. |
| 510 | * ''[=PsychicPebbles=]'' (of ''WesternAnimation/SmilingFriends'' and ''WebVideo/OneyPlays'' fame) has the video '''''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJz18c6gw8c GET OUT OF MY CAR]]''''' which begins with the disclaimer "The following audio is 100% real". And yes, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJz18c6gw8c it is.]] |
| 511 | * WebVideo/{{Rerez}}: |
| 512 | ** When ''Just Bad Games'' is talking about ''VideoGame/SteelHarbinger'', he describes the Canadian Icarus Beam this way: |
| 513 | --->"The Canadian Disco Ball of Death, eh? Made by Canadians on the moon during wartime -- no joke, this is canon -- it's the most powerful weapon in the game, the only ''interesting'' weapon in the game..." |
| 514 | ** During the ''Worst Ever Series'' review of the ''Platform/HyperScan'', he slowly opens it while describing it and you can hear ''dreadful'' brittle cracking and creaking with text overlaid that reads "*ACTUAL AUDIO". |
| 515 | * Creator/TomScott's video about "What is the Best Thing?" gives the results of a poll he ran that ranked a curated list of 7,188 ideas and objects to determine the answer to that question, at least according to a survey of people on the internet that watch his videos. Out of all those things, the highest-ranked sex-related term turned out to be "orgasm", which came in at [[LOL69 69th place]] -- Tom swears he didn't make that up. |
| 516 | * During ''[[WebVideo/ScreenRantPitchMeetings Screen Rant's Pitch Meeting]]'' for ''Film/BackToTheFuture1'', the producer isn't sure about the title and at one point suggests "Space Man from Pluto" instead, along with this: |
| 517 | -->'''Producer:''' Yeah yeah yeah, that is a real note a Hollywood executive is giving. Let's call it ''Space Man from Pluto'' instead of ''Back to the Future''! |
| 518 | * [=JelloApocalypse=] in the ''WebAnimation/SoThisIsBasically'' series frequently changes the names of characters in the media he explains for comedic effect. So the ''Anime/CowboyBebop'' video has '''THAT'S NOT A JOKE, IT'S SERIOUSLY HIS NAME''' in big bold letters underneath [[BigBad Viscious's]] name when he is introduced. |
| 519 | * ''WebVideo/WelcomeToTheTable'': In "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=teG1hAdPOho South Dakota Joins the Table]]", where comedian Ben Brainard portrays [[NationsAsPeople each US state]], South Dakota wears a T-shirt that says "Meth. We're on it." When DC and Florida ask him about it, he says that's their real slogan for fighting meth. [[OverlyLongGag Florida laughs at him for like a minute straight]]. |
| 520 | * WebVideo/TheUnluckyTug: |
| 521 | ** In the ''TUGS'' retrospective, he reassures his viewers that ''WesternAnimation/SaltysLighthouse'' is real after showing the clip of Burke and Hare as movie producers, and again after Zorran's song. |
| 522 | ** In the lost ''Thomas'' media video, Tug describes ''Institute of Innovation'' -- in which Thomas grows limbs, Percy is injected with Botox, and Sir Topham Hat becomes muscular -- and says "this is fucking real." |
| 523 | ** In "The COMPLETE History of Edward the Blue Engine", he says that Edward nearly being {{Gender Flip}}ped in ''Series/ShiningTimeStation'' may sound fake, but there are several newspaper reports to back it up. |
| 524 | * WebVideo/UrinatingTree's [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAng3m-mymw video]] on the [[UsefulNotes/MajorLeagueBaseball Los Angeles Dodgers' loss to the Boston Red Sox in the 2018 World Series]] ends with mention of the Dodgers' ''[[https://blogs.fangraphs.com/the-dodgers-might-be-in-actual-legal-trouble/ potential violations of federal law.]]'' As Tree is known for his hyperbolic statements on failing and incompetently-run teams, he feels the need to assure his viewers that "I wish I was being hyperbolic." |
| 525 | * In ''WebVideo/VGMyths'', Gamechamp makes one at the start of the ''[[VideoGame/PokemonRedAndBlue Pokemon Red]]'' No-Damage Run, as well as during it when describing how the level grinding sessions take actual days. |
| 526 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoHDV_6VNOQ This]] video about ''WesternAnimation/VoltronLegendaryDefender'' shipping has a mini-rant when it gets to Shiro/Matt, affirming that yes, for some reason the fandom decided to call this pairing "Shatt" instead of "Miro". |
| 527 | * ''LetsPlay/JohnWolfe's'' video "Netflix's Series/{{Resident Evil|2022}} Was A Disaster" kicks off with footage of a scientist badly dancing and singing over the caption "Yes, this is actually in the show." |
| 528 | -->'''John:''' Yes, that was a ''real'' clip from Netflix's Resident Evil! |
| 529 | * ''WebVideo/WorldWarTwo'': At the start of Episode 39 -- "The Allied Clusterf**k in France" Indy has to make one of these over the phone, presumably over the Fall of France and the almost farcical shuffle in the Allied command while the Germans keep pushing into France and Belgium. |
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| 533 | * ''WesternAnimation/AmericanDad'', in “A Little Mystery”, Francine had tried to make a world-record for having the longest fingernails. So she’s been taking her old prenatal vitamins to make her nails (and hair) grow. It worked, but just at the contest, she ends up breaking her nails, but then the judge looked in Francine’s hair, [[SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome and detected a “cutaneous horn” growing out of her head, which came from overdosing on all of those prenatals, she built up too much keratin.]] To which Francine [[AsideGlance looks to the screen,]] [[BreakingTheFourthWall and tells them,]] “Look it up, [[https://skinsight.com/skin-conditions/cutaneous-horn/ it’s a real thing.”]] |
| 534 | * ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark'': |
| 535 | ** It had the message "This Is What Scientologists Actually Believe" played over a scene showing the mythos of Scientology. Note this is almost verbatim the text of [=OT3=], a regular part of the Scientology doctrine. Scientologists have been trying to forget[[note]]"hide" may be a more accurate word; the doctrine in question is only made available to medium-to-high level members, so the rank and file aren't supposed to know anything about it, and tend to assume that [[PoesLaw people who tell them about it are just mocking their beliefs]][[/note]] that certain aspect of their religion.[[note]]When the Swedish government allowed the books to be open to the public, Scientologist members were sent to their libraries each day for months to prevent anyone else from reading it.[[/note]] Believe or not, ''South Park'''s portrayal is actually ''less'' ridiculous than [[http://www.xenu.net/archive/leaflet/xenuleaf.htm the actual mythology.]] ''South Park'' proclaims that frozen aliens were dumped into various volcanoes all over Earth's surface; in reality, Scientology teaches the frozen aliens were strapped to the volcanoes and then blown up with imperial-engineered hydrogen bombs. Then the disembodied souls - "thetans" - were forced by psychiatrists to watch a "three-D, super colossal motion picture" at a theater which implanted all the ideas about religion into their minds. And it ought to be noted that these souls were lured to Teegeeack (Earth) on the pretense of ''income tax inspections''. Put it this way: If the makers of the episode ''were'' making all that stuff up, it would have been fairly ''normal''. |
| 536 | ** In "The Return of Chef", they had a similar disclaimer about the Super Adventure Club, a FictionalCounterpart of Scientology. The episode was essentially a TakeThat to Scientology (again) because the creators believed the organization forced Isaac Hayes (who voiced Chef) to leave the show. |
| 537 | ** In "Band in China", when Randy asks why the Chinese president hates Winnie The Pooh, Mickey Mouse explains that some Chinese people posted pictures on the internet comparing his appearance to Winnie and even says, "It's a real thing. Look it up." |
| 538 | * In ''WesternAnimation/TitanMaximum'', they had a sword made out of aggregated diamond nanorods, the hardest substance in the known universe. What sounds like typical {{technobabble}} is remarked by saying that aggregated diamond nanorods [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aggregated_diamond_nanorod are, in fact, a real thing]], and they're every bit as hard as advertised. Making a ''sword'' out of the things probably wouldn't be a great idea (hardness isn't the only trait a good sword needs), but they really are the hardest substance known to man. |
| 539 | * ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'': |
| 540 | ** Near the end of the second ''Franchise/StarWars'' [[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuyPresentsLaughItUpFuzzball episode]], Brian (as Chewbacca) asks why Mort (Lando) is wearing Han's clothes. Brian then turns to the camera and explains that this isn't some weird joke they've made up. If you watch ''Film/TheEmpireStrikesBack'', Lando really is wearing Han's clothes for this scene.[[note]]It's really weird. [[/note]] |
| 541 | ** Another example is the time they spoofed ''Film/StandByMe''. At the end of that part of the episode, the voiceover (Richard Dreyfuss, the same person who provided the voiceover of the grown-up protagonist in the actual film) informs the audience that Cleveland's character (Vern) went on to marry Rebecca Romijn. Immediately afterward, he then tells the viewers that he wasn't making this up. In real life, the guy (Jerry O'Connell) who played the fat kid in the movie went on to marry Rebecca Romijn. |
| 542 | ** In [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbcDLoASJE8 a DVD-exclusive scene]] from "Amish Guy", Peter goes on a rant about ''ComicBook/GarfieldHis9Lives'' and asks the creator why he included a story about one of Garfield's previous incarnations murdering his elderly owner. He then shows the viewer an illustration of a feral Garfield from the page he's talking about. |
| 543 | ** In "Carter and Tricia", after Carter buys the brewery, he insists that the cans now be made out of cheaper, potentially toxic material. Angela warns him that if news of the change were to get out, it'd be one of the most notorious developments in beer history, second only to Michelob Ultra Dragon Fruit Peach. A disclaimer appears onscreen reading "ACTUAL BRAND OF BEER. HONEST TO GOD." |
| 544 | ** In "Underaged Peter", a cutaway has Thomas Edison blatantly stealing credit for the lightbulb and phonograph. A song then plays "Look it up, Edison was a dick." |
| 545 | *** It's more complicated than that. The lightbulb is also claimed to be invented by Lewis Latimer, and Joseph Swan, separately. Lewis Latimer was a Patent Lawyer and associate of Edison who is credited with a different, longer-lasting filament, but not the lightbulb itself, and was an improvement on Edison's design. Latimer and his estate has never claimed to invent the Lightbulb, just the new filament. Joseph Swan was a British man who also attempted to invent a lightbulb, but the design was slightly different, and happened across the world in a time with limited global communication, so Edison is believed to not have copied him. In fact, this led to a merger between the two to create the Edison & Swan United Electric Light Company, which sold an electric lamp incorporating elements from both designs. Everyone talks about Edison, no one talks about Edi-Swan. |
| 546 | *** Edison did invent the Phonograph, which records and plays back sound... he just wasn't the first person to record sound. He did create the first device to ''play it back'', which ''also'' recorded sound. |
| 547 | ** In "Foxx in the Men House", after deciding that he's only going to use public women's restrooms from now on, Peter goes to an Anthropologie and tries to distract the cashier by asking for items that they couldn't possibly have so she'd be forced to check in the back. He asks if they have a $4,000 ping-pong table shaped like Easter Island, then a phone made out of shredded phonebooks that doesn't make or receive calls, both of which she says they have with disclaimers appearing onscreen saying "ACTUAL ANTHROPOLOGIE ITEM!" |
| 548 | * ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'': |
| 549 | ** In "And Maggie Makes Three", where Homer tells the story of Maggie's birth, he says that his idea to draw customers to the bowling alley was to [[FiringInTheAirALot fire a shotgun into the air]] while shouting about bowling, which naturally had the opposite effect. Lisa interrupts with "Mom, make him tell it right!" (earlier in the episode Homer made up a story about dealing with international terrorists), but Marge sadly informs her that that's exactly what happened. |
| 550 | ** In one episode, a ''Springfield Shopper'' headline reads '''WIGGUM RESCUES BOY; NO, REALLY.''' |
| 551 | ** In "Walking Big & Tall", Moe says he went to Tuscaloosa and mentions a restaurant called "Moe's Original BBQ." He then opens his jacket to reveal a bib that says "This Is A Real Place." |
| 552 | ** Season 28 has Mr. Burns feeling ''very'' out of place with Yale's new liberal bent, starting with one of the Deans dropping this "Actual Quote from Yale Student" on him. |
| 553 | --->'''Dean:''' You'd be creating a space for violence to happen. |
| 554 | ** In Season 30, Episode 7, the episode where Marge sells Tupperware, her hairdresser advises her to embrace that everyone thinks she is a drag queen because the best Tupperware salespeople are in drag. The show then pauses to posts 3 separate [=URLs=] to back this claim. |
| 555 | * ''WesternAnimation/GarfieldAndFriends'': Garfield once showed two videos of Jon's previous dates-- his longest and his shortest in that order. The latter was so short that, before showing it, Garfield warned the viewers there're no cuts. |
| 556 | * In ''WesternAnimation/GravityFalls'' episode "The Stanchurian Candidate", Dipper outlines the town's electoral process as making a [[LiteralMetaphor literal "stump speech"]], followed by a debate where the audience throws birdseed on their favorite candidate, and the winner is the one to receive a 'birdly kiss' from a 'freedom eagle.' Dipper caps this off with, "I couldn't make this up if I tried." |
| 557 | * In the PoorlyDisguisedPilot for ''[[WesternAnimation/TheFairlyOddParents Crash Nebula]]'', Sprig's father gives him the family cowpie before he leaves, to which Sprig thanks. He then pauses the story to admit that he wasn't being sarcastic. It really was a touching family moment that happened to involve poop. |
| 558 | * The Dragnet disclaimer is spoofed in the ''WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes'' short "Rocket Squad": |
| 559 | -->The story you are about to see is true. The drawings have been changed to protect the innocent. |
| 560 | * ''WesternAnimation/TheMrPeabodyAndShermanShow'' takes the form of a variety show of which the main attraction is Mr. Peabody telling a story of one of his time travel exploits. As part of every episode, he gets the story notarized live to guarantee to his audience that he is telling a story that actually happened to him. |
| 561 | * ''WesternAnimation/RobotChicken'' uses this twice in two ''very'' different ways: |
| 562 | ** One for straight humor to [[TakeThat take a shot]] at Creator/{{DC|Comics}} with their segment "REAL Characters in the DC Universe". It features characters like [[http://greenlantern.wikia.com/wiki/B%27dg B'dg]], ComicBook/{{Firestorm|DCComics}}, and [[http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Kurt_Filpots_%28Earth-S%29 Mister Banjo]], and the narrator would gleefully declare "Can you believe it, folks? He ''really'' exists!" |
| 563 | ** ...and one for darker humor in ''12 Years A Student'' where the teacher says "To give you a better sense of what being on a slave ship would have been like, everybody get down on the floor so I can duct tape your hands and feet together. Then I’m going to choose five of ya to be the slave masters". It then cuts to gray and states: "This is not a sketch. This actually happened to one of our writers in the fifth grade. The teacher's name was Patricia Anderson. We just want the world to know." |
| 564 | * ''WesternAnimation/MiloMurphysLaw'': The Christmas episode has a full-size (and manned) fishing boat crash through the mall skylight, while the background singers blandly yet melodically proclaim "This is really happening." |
| 565 | * ''WesternAnimation/SantaClausIsCominToTown'': Burgermeister Meisterburger's toy ban declares, as follows: |
| 566 | -->'''Burgermeister Meisterburger:''' Toys are hereby declared illegal, immoral, [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment unlawful]], and anyone found with a toy in his possession shall be placed under arrest, and thrown in the dungeon. ''No kidding!'' |
| 567 | * ''WesternAnimation/TeenTitansGo'', in “Beard Hunter”, Beast Boy’s Doom Patrol heads out on a camping trip, where as the chief shows off his amazing beard. While at that, the Chief warns them of the danger of having a beard, making them prey to the notorious Beard Hunter, a crazed man who hunts beards. The team believes it to be a myth, and just decide to grow their own beards. That’s until the Beard Hunter actually comes out, and attacks them, stealing each of their beards. At the end, when they defeat the man, Beast Boy lampshades how he can’t believe the Beard Hunter is actually real, to which the episode ends with the cover of an actual issue of the Beard Hunter, captioning: “THIS IS A REAL COMIC BOOK!” |
| 568 | * In ''WesternAnimation/TheWeekenders'', Lor once forced everyone to sit through a marathon of awful romance movies to figure out the best way to woo her crush Thompson. When she announces just before her date with Thompson that they can watch one more film, everyone runs off in horror except Tino, who states he has a doctor's note explaining if he watches one more romantic movie his head will ''explode''. |
| 569 | -->'''Lor''': Wow. It's signed by a real doctor. |
| 570 | * A 1952 ''WesternAnimation/WoodyWoodpecker'' cartoon, "The Great Who-Dood-It," subverts the standard crime drama disclaimer by stating right off that the ensuing story is "a big fat lie!" |
| 571 | * When ''WesternAnimation/BeavisAndButthead'' first started, it bore this disclaimer: |
| 572 | -->Beavis and Butt-head are not real. They are stupid cartoon people completely made up by this Texas guy who we hardly even know. Beavis and Butt-head are dumb, crude, thoughtless, ugly, sexist, self-destructive fools. But for some reason, the little wienerheads make us laugh. |
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